FabSwingers.com forum: Zombie apocalypse!!!!

By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

It's Monday morning and travelling to work can feel like a zombie hell!!

If you were caught in a zombie apocalypse right now - and the only thing to defend you was what's closest to your right hand - what would you be grabbing to save you?

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

For me it's a pack of batteries and a tube of Aloe vera!!

Yup. I'm dead.

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

My cat!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A map to find Neegans group

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A remote control......

OMG how embarrassing....

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"For me it's a pack of batteries and a tube of Aloe vera!!

Yup. I'm dead."

You liar. I bet your lub was the closes thing

Love you

MrsSB

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"For me it's a pack of batteries and a tube of Aloe vera!!

Yup. I'm dead.

You liar. I bet your lub was the closes thing

Love you

MrsSB

Didn't need it - wet enough

Loves ya back (and front!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog

And I can run faster than him, so it's farewell to my best friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just left for work so can use the car to ram them.

I left Lucifer putting his harness on so theres a splitting maul, lopper and 2 chainsaws.....

Think he'll have more fun

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"For me it's a pack of batteries and a tube of Aloe vera!!

Yup. I'm dead.

You liar. I bet your lub was the closes thing

Love you

MrsSB

Didn't need it - wet enough

Loves ya back (and front!)

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

A used breakfast plate to use like a frisbee, blunt knife and a fork with bent tines. I have eaten so they stand a chance. Woe betide any zombie that attacks before breakfast.

How do you cook zombie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

25tonne loading shovel. Feeling pretty smug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A half empty bottle of Vietnamese water. Goodbye cruel world!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the house so I'd lock the door before they got in

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

An empty toilet roll and a bathroom scale. ...equally fucked OP !

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I'm in the house so I'd lock the door before they got in

They'd smash their way in! You never seen the films!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in the house so I'd lock the door before they got in

They'd smash their way in! You never seen the films!?

Back door?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 9" dildo...I could throw the batteries at them and batter them I suppose

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

My phone .... At least I can take pics of the zombies as they're heading in my direction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sausage butty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a half eaten soggy raw hide dog chew ohhhhhhhhhhh do zombies like raw hide lol

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I keep a cricket bat handy for these kind of situations

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I keep a cricket bat handy for these kind of situations

Concentrate on your footwork, don't take your eyes off the balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A security pass that gets me somewhere incredibly secure!! I'll be fine

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I keep a cricket bat handy for these kind of situations

Concentrate on your footwork, don't take your eyes off the balls"

I need one of those walking canes with a sword inside, à la John Steed. That would suit me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My watch...I could blind them by reflecting the sunlight in to their eyes...Or time them on how long it takes to eat me.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I keep a cricket bat handy for these kind of situations

The scary bit is that you aren't joking

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two pillows. I could give them one and distract them with a pillow fight.

xxx

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I keep a cricket bat handy for these kind of situations

The scary bit is that you aren't joking

MrsSB

I'm not

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By *ndonmaleMan
over a year ago

Preston

A hot cup of coffee and my iPad.

Throw the coffee at them and run whilst trying to arrange a meet on fab!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A banana and a satsuma...i hope they're veggie zombies!!!

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