FabSwingers.com forum: got a man comming in ......

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To do me garden , i want it sorting NOW ......

so wednesday he comming to sort and hopefully it will be lovely.

then gravel, big pots and a gazebo

got to pay him mind

in cash

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any swinging gorgeous gardners about ?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any swinging gorgeous gardners about ?????

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When's the garden warming party lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

when i can get the bugger done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone once told me to "Fork - off" so I guess they thought I was a gardener...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

oooo

me mouse was right on ya credentials then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be plenty in yellow pages hun and hurry up i want to party

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i dont wanna pay THAT much

kin yellow pages......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok well was out cutting garden lawn all was fine untill took my top off then nice girl in bikini came along wanted pants off aswell ok kool nice day it turned out after all hehehe!,What do you have in mind lmao

So love these smilies btw

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Do you need your bush trimming?

Just wondered....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

surely there are landscapers that advertise in local paper hun ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

yer but cost a fortune

sob sob

i needs a handy man me thinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im good with my hands hun just the time is the problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmmMMMmmm - we all need a handy man hunny!!!

None of these gorgeous men on here sent you a PM yet????

God they are slow on the pick up arent they!!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you need your Clematis seeing to you only have to ask

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

nahhh i reckon lady chatterly there is looking for a mellors ....its nowt to do with the lawn and hedges ...pmsl

go babe !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

ner ner ner ner nerrrrrrrrrrr sussed ya ..oooooo would you like a cup of tea love..... come in when your ready ...3 months later .....anyone seen our gardener ...pmsl

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I always thought a handyman was one who lived round the corner

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"I always thought a handyman was one who lived round the corner

nahh is man who is handy ....in all respects surely

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

So I need a handy, handyman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm quite frankly disgusted with this thread. Not one bush or impressive hose gag to be seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm quite frankly disgusted with this thread. Not one bush or impressive hose gag to be seen

Your eyes have gone mate.......

Read again lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they have, but groping around in here, trying to find my way around, could prove to be fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well i dont have a bush that needs trimming but got a small garden that needs tending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

try gumtree casual relationships

theres quite a few 'handymans' that do what you want 4 payment in kind!!!!! lmao

serious some of these adds have me g4 hours thinking wtf???? lol

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