FabSwingers.com forum: A Heartfelt Apology

By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I, ahem, Fabio/Sean, would like to offer a full and heartfelt apology to all of those that I may have taken the mickey out of... or in fact mocked or taken the piss out of if they had been unfortunate enough to be on the end of a silly accident or been on the end of a silly injury...

I now fully understand that silly accidents/injuries do happen without the aid of alcohol... and if I may have implied that said people were "silly fools" to those i also offer an unreserved "sorry".......

I would like to thank all those who have given me TLC in my time of need... and have been kind in not sniggering, mocking, laughing and generally having a rise!

back from Accident and Emergency.... have broken/fracture my big toe... but since it isn't sticking out at right angles... they just gave me some heavy duty pain killers....

yours...

_abio/sean...

p.s any women with nurses uniforms and will loads of tlc.. apply for position within...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silly bugger.....what did you do ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry .kiss kiss xxx

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

May I be the first to say......... Bwahaha

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

awwwwwwww _abio, you havent told us how you did it. Will refrain from sniggering until i find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel your pain. I broke mine last year just as my meet turned up and she just laughed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get well soon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ha ha how did ya do that swinging from lamp shade ?????lmfoa ...

well sorry sean have the nurses outft but am not in to tlc so sorry cnt nurse u tnight ha ha ..

na m8 hope u ok and feeling better soon xxx

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

ahhh _abio you poor thing!!

(is that enough sympathy now?? can i laugh now???)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kisses Fabio but it does serve you right running away from me and getting your toe run over by a tram on blackpool pier x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate these cryptic threads! Spill or I'll come and stomp on your toe!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Aww bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 14/03/11 20:35:58]"

I'll try again pmsl!!

You called my dear patient.... aka... what the fook do you want you blatant attention seeker? LOL!! xx

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I hate these cryptic threads! Spill or I'll come and stomp on your toe!

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I managed to break/fracture my big toe at a swinging club.. managed to slip on the wet floor walking up a step to get into the hottub......

so yes... laugh now!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I managed to break/fracture my big toe at a swinging club.. managed to slip on the wet floor walking up a step to get into the hottub......

so yes... laugh now!!!

Enter mutley sniggering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I managed to break/fracture my big toe at a swinging club.. managed to slip on the wet floor walking up a step to get into the hottub......

so yes... laugh now!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I managed to break/fracture my big toe at a swinging club.. managed to slip on the wet floor walking up a step to get into the hottub......

so yes... laugh now!!!

Poor you!

My boss broke his collar bone trying to catch a rugby ball after watching whatever game in Wales over the weekend.

I could not stop laughing every time I saw him!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Oh no! I'm only giggling a bit, I've broken a couple of toes and it bloody hurts! Hope it mends soon, take care, Z

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Sean. you're a FAAAAANNNNNAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!

Got nurse's outfit and rectal thermometer at the ready of you. Not sure I have any TCP though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel your pain mate, got a broken little toe and it kills.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PMSL!!!!!!

hope u had ur end away before ur hot tub action/accident!!

go on frock, sort im out!!

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

nope... injured myself and didn't even play... god i am too much of a gent... lol

I will play at the club next week if it bloody injures me more!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I managed to break/fracture my big toe at a swinging club.. managed to slip on the wet floor walking up a step to get into the hottub......

so yes... laugh now!!!

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that will do it ya daft sod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I managed to break/fracture my big toe at a swinging club.. managed to slip on the wet floor walking up a step to get into the hottub......

so yes... laugh now!!!

Were there any photographs? Were you naked? Did you fall backwards with legs akimbo? Did they send an ambulance? Did the paramedics use the hot tub? Did they refund you your cover fee? Are you ringing Accidents R Us? did they send you the wrong ladder? Was it the RVI or University Hospital?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

_abio,

u need to update ur profile mate

'not into toe sucking at the moment due to injury!'

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Get better soon.

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"_abio,

u need to update ur profile mate

'not into toe sucking at the moment due to injury!'

anyone came near my toe at the moment and i think they would face the wrath of god!!!!!

samuel l jackson speech in pulp fiction would be tame compared to what would come out of my gob!!!

In fact I don't think I know enough swear words... I'd invent some more!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you trip up and actually land head first in the hot tub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broken toe at a swinging club, god the shame lol. Hope you're ok though - big hugs

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I, ahem, Fabio/Sean, would like to offer a full and heartfelt apology to all of those that I may have taken the mickey out of... or in fact mocked or taken the piss out of if they had been unfortunate enough to be on the end of a silly accident or been on the end of a silly injury...

I would like to thank all those who have given me TLC in my time of need... and have been kind in not sniggering, mocking, laughing and generally having a rise!

back from Accident and Emergency.... have broken/fracture my big toe... but since it isn't sticking out at right angles... they just gave me some heavy duty pain killers....

yours...

_abio/sean...

p.s any women with nurses uniforms and will loads of tlc.. apply for position within...

about time hope your pain gets better

are soft sod

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Think yourself lucky, a lady once caught Steve's knackers with her elbow whilst up to a bit of tomfoolery in a club, that put an abrupt end to play and he was sore for ages! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Aaawwww poor Fabs

*blows a kiss to the poorly toe*

Thats as close as id get to any mans feet

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Unlucky mate!

I'm sure no one laughed in the hot tub at all once you left.

Look on the bright side you could have had a hard on when getting in the hot tub, slipped and broke your cock!

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over a year ago

Beeston

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Unlucky mate!

I'm sure no one laughed in the hot tub at all once you left.

Look on the bright side you could have had a hard on when getting in the hot tub, slipped and broke your cock!

its not funny i would love see what he put down on the triage form at AE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I managed to break/fracture my big toe at a swinging club.. managed to slip on the wet floor walking up a step to get into the hottub......

so yes... laugh now!!!

Haaaa haaaa haaaa haaaa...indeed...come on Fabio...we need the full picture here so we can amuse erm I mean empathise with your pain and suffering!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I managed to break/fracture my big toe at a swinging club.. managed to slip on the wet floor walking up a step to get into the hottub......

so yes... laugh now!!!

Haaaa haaaa haaaa haaaa...indeed...come on Fabio...we need the full picture here so we can amuse erm I mean empathise with your pain and suffering!

Are you going to help him make a claim?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I aint laughing (much) hopes ya gets better soon mate mwah xx

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Can I add my injury to Fabios, as also need sympathy or the piss taken out of me too.

At the Peterborough social I toddled into the ladies loos(alone I add) and on the way out I lost my footing on the toilet door step and ended up in a pile between the toilet doors clutching the door handle. Managed to stand up using muslcels in left leg as sprained my right ankle.

Took heels off,limped over to where the group were sat then managed to pretty much cry with pain(ice made it feel worse)and everyone around me got to see what _ruit looks like in agony!

Walked with a stick(dads) til thursday and still limping.

Wasnt piddled enough as maybe it wouldnt have hurt.

Any nurses or doctors or anyone really wearing a stethoscope wanting to kiss it better can visit Fabio up north with his broken toe(trumps my ankle as I didnt break mine) and then come down and look after me!!

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Fruit.......

There,there,there..... I sympathise! Not like the rest of these meanies!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fruit.......

There,there,there..... I sympathise! Not like the rest of these meanies!!!! "

Erm I sent my chinese round yours via taxi - how very dare you!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fruit.......

There,there,there..... I sympathise! Not like the rest of these meanies!!!! "

*stifles giggles*

I don't know what you mean Fabio. All I can see is love and support for you on this thread. If your reading things the wrong way then you must be suffering with a little bit of paranoia

*walks off crying with laughter*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

_abio did u explain where u was when it happend ????

bet the ambulance men had a gd laugh going in to swinging club hahahahahahha opps wetting my self laugh poor u hope u not hop hop hop 2 much xxx

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