FabSwingers.com forum: Lawn mowers

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've failed at finding a man servant

So I need a lawn mower from Amazon

What's a good cheap one ?

I'm clueless

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Have you not tried asking a woman servant - they are great at bending over.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No I want a Diet Coke break man !

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

I have a Bosch as needed I something easy to push when I hurt my back. It does what it should

JG x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've got a massive garden but not much money lol

Maybe I should buy a goat

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

I got mine from Argos about 4 summers ago now... Think it cost me £35 and it does the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a massive garden but not much money lol

Maybe I should buy a goat "

Just smile and provide the Diet Coke. I'll pop round. I'll bring my own machinery.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a massive garden but not much money lol

Maybe I should buy a goat

Just smile and provide the Diet Coke. I'll pop round. I'll bring my own machinery. "

Deal !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a massive garden but not much money lol

Maybe I should buy a goat

Just smile and provide the Diet Coke. I'll pop round. I'll bring my own machinery.

Deal !!! "

Splendid. I'm a dab hand with a black and decker.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a massive garden but not much money lol

Maybe I should buy a goat

Just smile and provide the Diet Coke. I'll pop round. I'll bring my own machinery.

Deal !!!

Splendid. I'm a dab hand with a black and decker. "

Can u paint the fence too please lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i bought a flymo as thought it would be easier..

think ive used it 4 times lol

my neighbour does it for me with a petrol strimmer as i prefer my grass really short.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a massive garden but not much money lol

Maybe I should buy a goat

Just smile and provide the Diet Coke. I'll pop round. I'll bring my own machinery.

Deal !!!

Splendid. I'm a dab hand with a black and decker.

Can u paint the fence too please lol "

Oh? Perhaps. You will have to be scantily clad and deeply persuasive.

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By *carlet_heavenWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

"I've got a massive garden but not much money lol

Maybe I should buy a goat "

You don't need to buy one…lots of 'rescue' goats always needing homes. They're usually the male kids that will otherwise be sold as meat

They will eat EVERYTHING though…I had to stop one eating a plastic bag & a can that it had found on a roof yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I'd rather pay one of them little men to cut the lawn.......much better things to do with your time while the weekends withering away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a massive garden but not much money lol

Maybe I should buy a goat

Just smile and provide the Diet Coke. I'll pop round. I'll bring my own machinery.

Deal !!!

Splendid. I'm a dab hand with a black and decker.

Can u paint the fence too please lol "

I've a hedge that needs trimming!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a massive garden but not much money lol

Maybe I should buy a goat

You don't need to buy one…lots of 'rescue' goats always needing homes. They're usually the male kids that will otherwise be sold as meat

They will eat EVERYTHING though…I had to stop one eating a plastic bag & a can that it had found on a roof yesterday

Will it eat my dog ! Or children

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the size of your patch,,,,

Keeping a big patch trim is much easier using a wide-cut mower with large capacity grass collection .....also if using electric opt for a beefy KW model...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a massive garden but not much money lol

Maybe I should buy a goat

Just smile and provide the Diet Coke. I'll pop round. I'll bring my own machinery.

Deal !!!

Splendid. I'm a dab hand with a black and decker.

Can u paint the fence too please lol

Oh? Perhaps. You will have to be scantily clad and deeply persuasive. "

Hmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends on the size of your patch,,,,

Keeping a big patch trim is much easier using a wide-cut mower with large capacity grass collection .....also if using electric opt for a beefy KW model...

90ft

And my mower has bust from being left out all winter oops

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

"I've got a massive garden but not much money lol

Maybe I should buy a goat

Just smile and provide the Diet Coke. I'll pop round. I'll bring my own machinery.

Deal !!!

Splendid. I'm a dab hand with a black and decker.

Can u paint the fence too please lol "

Have a fence painting party & invite all your friends. BBQ, beer, great company.

JG x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a massive garden but not much money lol

Maybe I should buy a goat

Just smile and provide the Diet Coke. I'll pop round. I'll bring my own machinery.

Deal !!!

Splendid. I'm a dab hand with a black and decker.

Can u paint the fence too please lol

Have a fence painting party & invite all your friends. BBQ, beer, great company.

JG x"

Ooh good idea

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

"I've got a massive garden but not much money lol

Maybe I should buy a goat "

Not a goat.

They eat everything ( yes everything ) EXCEPT what you need to be eaten .

Sheep are a better bet .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on the size of your patch,,,,

Keeping a big patch trim is much easier using a wide-cut mower with large capacity grass collection .....also if using electric opt for a beefy KW model...

90ft

And my mower has bust from being left out all winter oops "

Check your local Gumtree..... a lot of people upgrade their mowers at this time of year so second hand bargains can be had at a fraction of retail cost....

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By *carlet_heavenWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

"I've got a massive garden but not much money lol

Maybe I should buy a goat

You don't need to buy one…lots of 'rescue' goats always needing homes. They're usually the male kids that will otherwise be sold as meat

They will eat EVERYTHING though…I had to stop one eating a plastic bag & a can that it had found on a roof yesterday

Will it eat my dog ! Or children

It will try!! The goats all tried to eat me yesterday but as I was cleaning out their shelter I guess I didn't taste very nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So.

A sexy man will come and do it ..

Or I get a sheep

Or go on gum tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So.

A sexy man will come and do it ..

Or I get a sheep

Or go on gum tree "

Or me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So.

A sexy man will come and do it ..

Or I get a sheep

Or go on gum tree

Or me. "

Yes you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So.

A sexy man will come and do it ..

Or I get a sheep

Or go on gum tree

Or me.

Yes you lol "

In that case happy to oblige. Lol

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