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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not done this for a while ..

So many conspiracy theories out there - the moon landings were fake, 9/11, the illuminati, JFK murder, women messaging men first on Fab .. etc etc

Some are more outlandish than others .. What are your fave theories either in terms of why you actually believe in or because they're so hilariously out there?

Me? Gotta love the whole 'societies elite are really reptilian shape shifters' one .. I mean that's obviously true, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Area 51,,,,,,

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

That people carrying the rhesus negative blood type are descended from aliens or reptiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex is a sin.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gay sex is a bigger sin....

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Danberks - man or myth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanking will make you go blind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one that makes me laugh is the theory of a black supremacist group in America believe. They believe that they are the direct decendents of the Pharoahs, and also of God, and that in the Apocolypse, god will send Dinosaurs to eat white man flesh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chem trails and group sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burning jet fuel can't melt steel. The big theory that conspiracy cockwombles tell us means the twin towers was a set up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"gay sex is a bigger sin.... "
....and its a pain in the arse.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Danberks - man or myth?"

Or shape shifting reptilian overlord?

I like the alien moon base on the far side of the moon theory. I *so* want it to be true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"gay sex is a bigger sin.... ....and its a pain in the arse..... "

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

The moon landings were faked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the Freemason ones are a laugh.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I did this not long ago, copy cat!

The one I heard lately is that hover cars are now a thing but are suppressed by the powers that be because they can't police them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The titanic conspiracy,was a good program about it few years back .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I did this not long ago, copy cat!

The one I heard lately is that hover cars are now a thing but are suppressed by the powers that be because they can't police them."

Ah did you? Sorry lovely x

It's the Black Ops Operatives conducting mind control experiments that made me forget - obviously x

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I did this not long ago, copy cat!

The one I heard lately is that hover cars are now a thing but are suppressed by the powers that be because they can't police them.

Ah did you? Sorry lovely x

It's the Black Ops Operatives conducting mind control experiments that made me forget - obviously x"

Been staring at any goats lately?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I did this not long ago, copy cat!

The one I heard lately is that hover cars are now a thing but are suppressed by the powers that be because they can't police them.

Ah did you? Sorry lovely x

It's the Black Ops Operatives conducting mind control experiments that made me forget - obviously x

Been staring at any goats lately?"

aye - then they drop dead! I don't get it???

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The Royal Family are actually shape-shifting alien lizards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Burning jet fuel can't melt steel. The big theory that conspiracy cockwombles tell us means the twin towers was a set up.

"

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Burning jet fuel can't melt steel that's just factual.

Jet fuel max's out at about 800c and steel melts at 1500c.

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However it does weaken it sufficiently enough to give up alot of its structural strength

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did this not long ago, copy cat!

The one I heard lately is that hover cars are now a thing but are suppressed by the powers that be because they can't police them.

Ah did you? Sorry lovely x

It's the Black Ops Operatives conducting mind control experiments that made me forget - obviously x"

I did it too recently! Copy cats the pair of ya.

The real conspiracy is that there is never an original thread on Fab any more. It's all been done. Now we're just recycling old threads to give the illusion of creativity and imagination.

When really... we have none.

[cue dramatic music]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Royal Family are actually shape-shifting alien lizards.

"

OK I'll accept that,,,,, but can you explain Camilla ?

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

WW2 bomber on the moon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I did this not long ago, copy cat!

The one I heard lately is that hover cars are now a thing but are suppressed by the powers that be because they can't police them.

Ah did you? Sorry lovely x

It's the Black Ops Operatives conducting mind control experiments that made me forget - obviously x

I did it too recently! Copy cats the pair of ya.

The real conspiracy is that there is never an original thread on Fab any more. It's all been done. Now we're just recycling old threads to give the illusion of creativity and imagination.

When really... we have none.

[cue dramatic music]"

Oops sorry again!

It's true that it's like Groundhog Day on here - it always makes me smile when people say 'I'm back - what did I miss!?' Er actually nothing really as its all on a perpetual loop of repetitiveness ..

Ideas for original threads?

Best way to make a cat sneeze?

Your favourite smurf?

Monkey tennis?

Even 'cock snot up the fart pipe' has been done before!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WW2 bomber on the moon."

Yeah but its fair to say propeller driven crafts struggle to make headway in a vacuum..... so perhaps it just ran out of fuel ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"WW2 bomber on the moon.

Yeah but its fair to say propeller driven crafts struggle to make headway in a vacuum..... so perhaps it just ran out of fuel ...... "

Ah but how do you explain the London Bus on the moon!? The truth is out there ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WW2 bomber on the moon.

Yeah but its fair to say propeller driven crafts struggle to make headway in a vacuum..... so perhaps it just ran out of fuel ......

Ah but how do you explain the London Bus on the moon!? The truth is out there ... "

Yeah simple really...Nothing sinister involved........ just a rookie driver took a wrong turn at marble arch...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....how about the govenment actually giving a toss what we think by spending our money on leaflets telling us what they want to know about the eu referendum while knowing full well that the vote will be rigged in their favour while saying "we voted for this to happen" and in the end we will all get screwed no matter what the end result is.actually telling us we have a voice is comical coz we dont they just make us go through the motions of voting thinking what we vote for will actually take place-it wont.no matter which way you vote in/out it wont make a difference.

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