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50 ways to leave your lover?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just slip out the back Jack.*

*Give your cock a quick once over with a wet wipe though.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I dip mine in neat Jeyes fluid

Just to be sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dip mine in neat Jeyes fluid

Just to be sure"

Does Jay know your using his fluid ?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"I dip mine in neat Jeyes fluid

Just to be sure

Does Jay know your using his fluid ? "

If you don't tell him.....

You know the rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just run

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Fake your own abduction by aliens.

Anal probing optional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me: "Oh look....there's a bald eagle!!"

Them: "what?................where?"

*the heavy footed sound of MsValiant legging it down the street*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her you caught an aggressive case of the ghey

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Tell her you caught an aggressive case of the ghey "

Ask her to drain the pustules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penis beaker and her curtains.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just going to get my phone out of the car.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Get on the bus, Gus.

Or arrange for an emergency 'phone call...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Tell her you caught an aggressive case of the ghey "

That came as part of the deal and didn't put her off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just walk away......trouble is....they follow.

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