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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And helping me is Soxy ...but he doesn't know this.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

You are the man. Double jd and please and keep email coming

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Can i have tea please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh good. I need alcohol and quick!! Having a bit of a tizz and Want to drown my sorrows!! So, southern comfort and or disaronno and . Either I don't mind. Can you keep them coming? Ooo and you got any nuts? Cashews? Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You are the man. Double jd and please and keep email coming

Heres your Jd bt I haven't got a clue about the email ?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

White Russian, barkeep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh good. I need alcohol and quick!! Having a bit of a tizz and Want to drown my sorrows!! So, southern comfort and or disaronno and . Either I don't mind. Can you keep them coming? Ooo and you got any nuts? Cashews? Thanks.

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Southern comfort and your nuts madam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a snowball please XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"White Russian, barkeep.

Certainly sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Southern comfort and your nuts madam "

Thanks much. Mmmmmm soooo good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a snowball please XXX"

A blast from the past and a pleasure mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And helping me is Soxy ...but he doesn't know this."

But I don't have the cleavage for bar-work....

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Pint of mild for me and half a lager and lime for him please .

Jo x

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"You are the man. Double jd and please and keep email coming

Heres your Jd bt I haven't got a clue about the email ?"

Phone hates me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And helping me is Soxy ...but he doesn't know this.

But I don't have the cleavage for bar-work....

But you have the sharpest witt and yo are funny ...the perfect barmen / bar woman ? fuck knows but you make me laugh .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of mild for me and half a lager and lime for him please .

Jo x"

Cumming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And helping me is Soxy ...but he doesn't know this.

But I don't have the cleavage for bar-work....

But you have the sharpest witt and yo are funny ...the perfect barmen / bar woman ? fuck knows but you make me laugh ."

Flattery like that will get your cock sucked ........ Oop's did I just say that out loud ........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And helping me is Soxy ...but he doesn't know this.

But I don't have the cleavage for bar-work....

But you have the sharpest witt and yo are funny ...the perfect barmen / bar woman ? fuck knows but you make me laugh .

Flattery like that will get your cock sucked ........ Oop's did I just say that out loud ........

Ha ha Thank you but youre not my type...however ...... such is fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

double brandy n ,no ice.

oh n some decent music

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Brandy makes you randy....and Nine inch nails playing right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tomato juice with Worcester sauce (no ice) please and put it on my tab will you old boy

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

*toddles off to make her own*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tomato juice with Worcester sauce (no ice) please and put it on my tab will you old boy

Certainly my little nemisis

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"And helping me is Soxy ...but he doesn't know this."

I will start with a glass of white Sauvignon. Thank you my lovely

MrsSB

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Mae Wests please and one ice cube with a straw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will have another frozen lemon vodka cocktail please, this one going down nicely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*toddles off to make her own*

Ok luv x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And helping me is Soxy ...but he doesn't know this.

I will start with a glass of white Sauvignon. Thank you my lovely

MrsSB

No problem

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"And helping me is Soxy ...but he doesn't know this.

But I don't have the cleavage for bar-work....

You can borrow some of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water please - I drank my body weight in gin last night and am paying the price.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will have another frozen lemon vodka cocktail please, this one going down nicely

Consider it done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I started already...a strawberry pimms and lemonade

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Water please - I drank my body weight in gin last night and am paying the price."

Oh god ....no problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And helping me is Soxy ...but he doesn't know this.

But I don't have the cleavage for bar-work....

You can borrow some of mine

I'd love some of yours!! Just a bit jel!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I started already...a strawberry pimms and lemonade

Cumming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stack em up Jack and keep them coming

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Soxy i need help I cant keep up ....Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I started already...a strawberry pimms and lemonade

Ooo that sounds yummy. Bar keep!! Can I get one if those please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a g&T and change for the pool table please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will have another frozen lemon vodka cocktail please, this one going down nicely

Consider it done

Why thank you kind sir...are you always that quick?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a g&T and change for the pool table please "

For you anything x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will have another frozen lemon vodka cocktail please, this one going down nicely

Consider it done

Why thank you kind sir...are you always that quick?

Only when I shag someone 20 years younger

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Taps bar. Bar keep hello refill please bar keep BAR KEEP

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Oi still waiting for my mae West.. Always get ignored

Drumming nails across the bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stack em up Jack and keep them coming

Mrs"

Ok ....Stacked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oi still waiting for my mae West.. Always get ignored

Drumming nails across the bar"

Mae west is on the bar .x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mikki takes over the bar,,,,

HELP YERSELF FOLKS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another g&t please bar steward, the first one hit the spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I started already...a strawberry pimms and lemonade

Ooo that sounds yummy. Bar keep!! Can I get one if those please?

highly recommended...its lush

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Oi still waiting for my mae West.. Always get ignored

Drumming nails across the bar"

This place has gone to the dogs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another g&t please bar steward, the first one hit the spot "

Done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oi still waiting for my mae West.. Always get ignored

Drumming nails across the bar

This place has gone to the dogs

Woof woof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And helping me is Soxy ...but he doesn't know this.

But I don't have the cleavage for bar-work....

But you have the sharpest witt and yo are funny ...the perfect barmen / bar woman ? fuck knows but you make me laugh .

Flattery like that will get your cock sucked ........ Oop's did I just say that out loud ........

Ha ha Thank you but youre not my type...however ...... such is fab. "

I'm hurt...... I'm hurt...... no don't look at me.... I'll be fine.... I can handle rejection....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I started already...a strawberry pimms and lemonade

Pimms ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What time does the karaoke start

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And helping me is Soxy ...but he doesn't know this.

But I don't have the cleavage for bar-work....

But you have the sharpest witt and yo are funny ...the perfect barmen / bar woman ? fuck knows but you make me laugh .

Flattery like that will get your cock sucked ........ Oop's did I just say that out loud ........

Ha ha Thank you but youre not my type...however ...... such is fab.

I'm hurt...... I'm hurt...... no don't look at me.... I'll be fine.... I can handle rejection....

Shut up and serve these fucking thirsty bastards ha

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Taps bar. Bar keep hello refill please bar keep BAR KEEP

Someone said tapas?

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've just opened a bottle of sol so if a chasers going I could be tempted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What time does the karaoke start "

Its started ...Soxys singing " I am what I am"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And helping me is Soxy ...but he doesn't know this.

But I don't have the cleavage for bar-work....

But you have the sharpest witt and yo are funny ...the perfect barmen / bar woman ? fuck knows but you make me laugh .

Flattery like that will get your cock sucked ........ Oop's did I just say that out loud ........

Ha ha Thank you but youre not my type...however ...... such is fab.

I'm hurt...... I'm hurt...... no don't look at me.... I'll be fine.... I can handle rejection....

Shut up and serve these fucking thirsty bastards ha "

OK-Ok but don't expect a share of my tips..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I've just opened a bottle of sol so if a chasers going I could be tempted

Whiskey Chaser for you sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahem!!! Do I need to get my own bar keep? It started so well!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And helping me is Soxy ...but he doesn't know this.

But I don't have the cleavage for bar-work....

But you have the sharpest witt and yo are funny ...the perfect barmen / bar woman ? fuck knows but you make me laugh .

Flattery like that will get your cock sucked ........ Oop's did I just say that out loud ........

Ha ha Thank you but youre not my type...however ...... such is fab.

I'm hurt...... I'm hurt...... no don't look at me.... I'll be fine.... I can handle rejection....

Shut up and serve these fucking thirsty bastards ha

OK-Ok but don't expect a share of my tips..

Take over now Soxy

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Well I've just opened a bottle of sol so if a chasers going I could be tempted

I'm tempted

MrsSB

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Taps bar. Bar keep hello refill please bar keep BAR KEEP

Someone said tapas?

MrsSB

Yes come on let's blow this place. I need a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I need a drink

Can I join you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahem!!! Do I need to get my own bar keep? It started so well!

Sorry but soxy is taking over now

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

I just wanted a top up .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just wanted a top up .

Of what ?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I just wanted a top up .

I can give you a fill up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just wanted a top up .

Ive just erm .....popped my cork

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By *heBakeOLiteGirlWoman
over a year ago

62 West Wallaby Street (not real address)

Can I have a southern comfort, lime and lemonade please? Actually make it a double

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I just wanted a top up .

Ive just erm .....popped my cork "

Can I have some of that please?

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And helping me is Soxy ...but he doesn't know this.

But I don't have the cleavage for bar-work....

But you have the sharpest witt and yo are funny ...the perfect barmen / bar woman ? fuck knows but you make me laugh .

Flattery like that will get your cock sucked ........ Oop's did I just say that out loud ........

Ha ha Thank you but youre not my type...however ...... such is fab.

I'm hurt...... I'm hurt...... no don't look at me.... I'll be fine.... I can handle rejection....

Shut up and serve these fucking thirsty bastards ha

OK-Ok but don't expect a share of my tips..

Take over now Soxy "

I would by I'm having trouble with my gusset it seems to have lost elasticity and I have no other way to keep things discreetly tucked...

Health and safety first...

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"I just wanted a top up .

Of what ?"

Red house wine. I'm not fussy.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"And helping me is Soxy ...but he doesn't know this.

But I don't have the cleavage for bar-work....

But you have the sharpest witt and yo are funny ...the perfect barmen / bar woman ? fuck knows but you make me laugh .

Flattery like that will get your cock sucked ........ Oop's did I just say that out loud ........

Ha ha Thank you but youre not my type...however ...... such is fab.

I'm hurt...... I'm hurt...... no don't look at me.... I'll be fine.... I can handle rejection....

Shut up and serve these fucking thirsty bastards ha

OK-Ok but don't expect a share of my tips..

Take over now Soxy

I would by I'm having trouble with my gusset it seems to have lost elasticity and I have no other way to keep things discreetly tucked...

Health and safety first...

Hi beautiful. Do you need a hand? Hubby is out fucking another woman so I'm free tonight

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just wanted a top up .

Of what ?

Red house wine. I'm not fussy.

Here you are ....I love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disaronno

Fresh lime

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"I just wanted a top up .

Of what ?

Red house wine. I'm not fussy.

Here you are ....I love you

What you got beer goggles on this early

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Disaronno

Fresh lime"

As you wish mr and mrs

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Mojito......please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just wanted a top up .

Of what ?

Red house wine. I'm not fussy.

Here you are ....I love you

What you got beer goggles on this early

It appears so .....but the view is magnificent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mojito......please"

No problem .....minty eh

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Pint of real ale. Straight glass, naturally

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of real ale. Straight glass, naturally

Pulling it now sir

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Pint of real ale. Straight glass, naturally

Pulling it now sir "

Make sure it's got a big head on it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of real ale. Straight glass, naturally

Pulling it now sir

Make sure it's got a big head on it. "

My pics say it all

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Pint of real ale. Straight glass, naturally

Pulling it now sir

Make sure it's got a big head on it.

My pics say it all "

DISGUSTING!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

susan can you pour me another drinky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"susan can you pour me another drinky

Yes you cheeky ficker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of real ale. Straight glass, naturally

Pulling it now sir

Make sure it's got a big head on it.

My pics say it all "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of real ale. Straight glass, naturally

Pulling it now sir

Make sure it's got a big head on it.

My pics say it all

DISGUSTING!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of harp and a Pernod and black please bar steward, I'm largeing it 70s style tonight! I'll be having a game of crib and smoking a castello cigar even though I don't smoke! That's how 70's I am!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of harp and a Pernod and black please bar steward, I'm largeing it 70s style tonight! I'll be having a game of crib and smoking a castello cigar even though I don't smoke! That's how 70's I am! "

Ha ...no problem and id love to see you smoking. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JD & please but can you keep hold of it for me as on call so can't have one yet.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Pint of real ale. Straight glass, naturally

Pulling it now sir

Make sure it's got a big head on it.

My pics say it all

DISGUSTING!!!

I had some excellent beer the other day called Directors.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"JD & please but can you keep hold of it for me as on call so can't have one yet. "

Of course

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Could i have a cocktail please with more cock than tail

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*crashes through the window, rolls under a table, lands in heap*

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*Dusts self off, composes, and makes for the bar*

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*as Oliver Reed*

I'm only drinking White Russians because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.

Where's my bastard drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mikki starts lip syncing to "sweet escape" by gwen Stefani,,,,but relises no one likes it so starts doing "groove is in the heart" by Deelite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wheres the jukebox in the pub? I wanna put on Joan Jet and the Blackhearts and sing "i love sausage rolls!" just like everyone else does when they are d*unkled!

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

I'll have an Asahi if you have any, otherwise I don't mind any red you have

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

This bar sucks.

I might get d*unk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily believe in.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Wheres the barman bet hes down the celler shagging again

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By *eggie0111Man
over a year ago

Croydon

2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Stubs Cuban out in Joe's "nancy boy" white Russian*

I'll have a Babycham....

https://youtu.be/PBxuq_eWW94

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make mine a dirty martini, the dirtier the better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wheres the barman bet hes down the celler shagging again "

Mikki looks shocked

as she watches joe diamond and the barman coming up from the cellar togeather

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Walks into bar for last orders....

WTF??????

See's MiKki traumatised!!

Where's the barstaff.....Mikki needs a stiffy!!

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