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"The Bees knees = the business Dogs love licking their bollocks Next!" Slightly faster typer but I gave more detail ![]() | |||
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"Why is the "bees knees" a really good thing? " The business. The beez-neez. The bees knees. | |||
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"The Bees knees = the business Dogs love licking their bollocks Next! Slightly faster typer but I gave more detail ![]() It's all in the detail ![]() | |||
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"'It's always in the last place you look'. Well, obviously. You're not going to keep looking for something once you've found it " Exactly. | |||
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"I don't eat cake, I'm virtuous" I'm not ![]() ![]() | |||
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"It's not widely known but the term Bees Knees become embedded in popular language purely by accident...... It was originally intended as a coded signal to be used by members of a secret society...... I'm not at liberty to divulge anymore than I already have.. So don't ask,,,,,, But be very afraid because we are watching..... ![]() Are you a duck? Them fucking ducks are always watching me... gives me the shivers! ![]() | |||
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"It's not widely known but the term Bees Knees become embedded in popular language purely by accident...... It was originally intended as a coded signal to be used by members of a secret society...... I'm not at liberty to divulge anymore than I already have.. So don't ask,,,,,, But be very afraid because we are watching..... ![]() ![]() damn-it hoisted by my own petard ........ ![]() | |||
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"You can't teach your grandmother to suck eggs?! ![]() ![]() I'm a grandmother and I can suck the life out of a creme egg ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You can't teach your grandmother to suck eggs?! ![]() ![]() My mate taught English as a foreign language to Spanish kids. She used this phrase as an example of how English saying can be a bit unusual Apparently the word for eggs is basically the same word as for balls. So she taught a load of school kids to say "Teach your grandmother to suck balls". ![]() | |||
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"You can't teach your grandmother to suck eggs?! ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha....worrying! ![]() | |||
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"You can't teach your grandmother to suck eggs?! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() She had no idea, bless her! She told them all and they started laughing and she couldn't figure out why. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You can't teach your grandmother to suck eggs?! ![]() ![]() means: because she is vastly more experienced than you so she will know more than you about the subject so you can't teach her how to do something as she already knows how to do it. | |||
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"If you fall and break your leg don't come running to me If you don't stop I'll give you something to cry about " th first is a joke. the second means you are crying over nothing but if you continue you will get a slap which will be something to cry about so stop it now. | |||
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"clever dick - really ?!!" dick meaning fellow not cock. | |||
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"clever dick - really ?!! dick meaning fellow not cock." stop being so sensible haha | |||
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"'There's a fine line between genius and insanity' There's actually a MASSIVE line, in fact it's not so much a line as a vast gulf of difference." It's usually a prescription ![]() | |||
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"Mi cabon diez mi madre de pario " hablar de sentido loco | |||
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"No hay razon Es un exclamation " Bastante Wait who said cake ![]() | |||
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"It's not widely known but the term Bees Knees become embedded in popular language purely by accident...... It was originally intended as a coded signal to be used by members of a secret society...... I'm not at liberty to divulge anymore than I already have.. So don't ask,,,,,, But be very afraid because we are watching..... ![]() ![]() ![]() (With apologies to Bruce Willis) I see duck people everywhere! ![]() | |||
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"Why is the "bees knees" a really good thing? Same question for the dog's bollocks. Why, just why? ![]() I've whiled away many an hour on a website that you can find by Googling "The phrase finder". I find words, phrases and their origins fascinating. Mr ddc | |||
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"'Pull your finger out' ![]() ![]() The finger is in your arse : Refers to someone standing round doing nothing, and scratching an itchy arsehole, instead of getting on with the job . | |||
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"My grandmother used to say: "As black as Newgate knocker." Never understood what that meant." The black cast iron knocker on the door of Newgate Prison. | |||
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"My grandmother used to say: "As black as Newgate knocker." Never understood what that meant." The black cast iron knocker on the door of Newgate Prison. | |||
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"Why is the "bees knees" a really good thing? Same question for the dog's bollocks. Why, just why? ![]() bees knees.. They carry nectar in pouches on their knees Dogs bollocks.. Dunno | |||
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"My great Nan used to say "If you can see more than God made you can chuck your hat at it." I took that to mean our bodies are all very similar and no need to be shy about your own. My Mum thought it was about playing a sort of hoopla game with a man with an erection ![]() How many hats were there around the house? ![]() | |||
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"My great Nan used to say "If you can see more than God made you can chuck your hat at it." I took that to mean our bodies are all very similar and no need to be shy about your own. My Mum thought it was about playing a sort of hoopla game with a man with an erection ![]() ![]() Quite a few as it happened but the game was just imaginary ![]() | |||
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"Ants in your pants? Really? What's that about then? " That's pretty obvious; Edgy,/nervy/ fidgety/ excited/ over active/can't sit/ stand still.... As if you had , literally, ants in your pants... | |||
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"Ants in your pants? Really? What's that about then? That's pretty obvious; Edgy,/nervy/ fidgety/ excited/ over active/can't sit/ stand still.... As if you had , literally, ants in your pants..." Nah, I'd take my pants off and ask my mum to see why I'm so itchy. Not now of course cos I'm 46 and she's 72, and that would be wrong, but if you're six years old you can ask such a thing of mumsy. ![]() | |||
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"Where I come from there is a saying; "He/she went the colour of boiled shite" It's on my bucket list. To boil a shite to see what colour it becomes. Understandably, it's last on the list [vom] ![]() Hmmm, bucket list...where did "kick the bucket" come from? | |||
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"It's not widely known but the term Bees Knees become embedded in popular language purely by accident...... It was originally intended as a coded signal to be used by members of a secret society...... I'm not at liberty to divulge anymore than I already have.. So don't ask,,,,,, But be very afraid because we are watching..... ![]() ......illuminate scum.... ![]() | |||
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"My mum's favourite saying is handsome is as handsome does.... anyone know? " Handsome didn't always mean just good looking; it used to be used more to mean generous/ kindly/chivalrous. So the phrase means that you are judged by your actions... | |||
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"My mum's favourite saying is handsome is as handsome does.... anyone know? Handsome didn't always mean just good looking; it used to be used more to mean generous/ kindly/chivalrous. So the phrase means that you are judged by your actions..." Thank you squirrel x | |||
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"Where I come from there is a saying; "He/she went the colour of boiled shite" It's on my bucket list. To boil a shite to see what colour it becomes. Understandably, it's last on the list [vom] ![]() Kick the bucket. Animals used to be slaughtered and hung from a bar ( buchet in french). when they spasmed they would kick the bucket. So it became associated with dying. | |||
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" throwing the baby out with the bathwater...?" Baby used to be bathed on tin baths. If you were not concentrating, you could tip baby away when you threw out the water. It means be observant and don't do something daft by ignoring the obvious. | |||
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""Cheap at half the price" - Of course it is, "Cheap at twice the price" would make sense to indicate how inexpensive something is." cheap at half the price is sarcastic it means something is expensive it would be cheap only if it was half price. | |||
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"Why is the "bees knees" a really good thing? The business. The beez-neez. The bees knees." I didn't know this! | |||
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""Cheap at half the price" - Of course it is, "Cheap at twice the price" would make sense to indicate how inexpensive something is. cheap at half the price is sarcastic it means something is expensive it would be cheap only if it was half price. " That would make sense, but I hear people say it when something isn't expensive. | |||
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"'Pull your finger out' ![]() ![]() Was it in a dyke or is that another BBC political correctitude? | |||
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"Only in Wales this happens but... "I'll be there now, in a minute" " "Oo's coat is this jacket?" is my favourite Welsh phrase ![]() | |||
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"pulling your Leg . I know the Correct answer to this i just wanna see if there are any other Smug Fuckers out there .. P.S its not to check with wether a person is dead or not cos if youd of pulled Vhristopher Reed's leg ( superman) after he fell off his horse , he wouldnt of reacted or felt it . ![]() Christopher | |||
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"From the days of tin baths in front of the fire; ( and the watercress then thrown out into the street or the yard; Describing someone who is so careless and stupid that they took the time to wash the baby, then just slung the contents out, but forgot to take the baby out.... Or that they lost sight of the task in hand and threw the valuable thing ( baby) out with the useless thing ( dirty water)" ![]() | |||
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""Cheap at half the price" - Of course it is, "Cheap at twice the price" would make sense to indicate how inexpensive something is." Would indicate that it would be cheap, at half the price (as it indeed is on offer at that lower price elsewhere.) | |||
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"Where I come from there is a saying; "He/she went the colour of boiled shite" It's on my bucket list. To boil a shite to see what colour it becomes. Understandably, it's last on the list [vom] ![]() If you wish you could also investigate this one for me whilst undertaking your experiment. the saying is as follows, "You can't polish a turd." I believe that it refers to being unable to behave contrary to one's nature. If anyone wishes to conduct the experiment, I would be interested in the write up (only) of your findings. ![]() | |||
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"Where I come from there is a saying; "He/she went the colour of boiled shite" It's on my bucket list. To boil a shite to see what colour it becomes. Understandably, it's last on the list [vom] ![]() ![]() no it means you can't make something that has no redeeming features better. however was disproved on myth busters where they did polish one. | |||
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""Cheap at half the price" - Of course it is, "Cheap at twice the price" would make sense to indicate how inexpensive something is. cheap at half the price is sarcastic it means something is expensive it would be cheap only if it was half price. That would make sense, but I hear people say it when something isn't expensive." then they miss use it. a bit like people who say they could care less rather than they couldn't care less. | |||
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"Where I come from there is a saying; "He/she went the colour of boiled shite" It's on my bucket list. To boil a shite to see what colour it becomes. Understandably, it's last on the list [vom] ![]() ![]() As an alternative you can spray it gold... | |||
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"My most hated is "at the end of the day...." Mainly because if you here it its; 1) most likely on Jeremy Kyle 2) followed by something that makes you want to yell at them that they are an idiot And 3) its only applicable when at the end of the day you're another day older. Amd that"s all you can say about the life of the poor. ( ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm always saying it.. "At the end of the day"...and I kick myself for it.. Such a stupid saying!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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