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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What does a bloke have to do for his picture to be classed as hot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a picture would be a good starting point

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Making one public so people can see if it's hot might be a good start?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Stand beside a BBQ

Lit one obviously

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Having a picture would be a good starting point "

Lmao

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking your pic and putting it in public would help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky remote or Lynx can is essential I hear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having a picture would be a good starting point

Lmao

MrsSB "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look on hot pics to get ideas

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

leaving something to the imagination. .. artistic and sensual rather than blatant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really really really close up pics of an out of focus dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"leaving something to the imagination. .. artistic and sensual rather than blatant"

I disagree. Going by the men's pics in the Hot Photos section, it's mainly blatant pics of cocks that seem to do best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

throw it on the fire?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Mens hot pics usually consist of muscles, cock and no silhouettes.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"leaving something to the imagination. .. artistic and sensual rather than blatant

I disagree. Going by the men's pics in the Hot Photos section, it's mainly blatant pics of cocks that seem to do best."

Or them wearing women's underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get rid of silhouette shite....pronto.I don't even read profiles with this avatar and delete messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Focus on your good points, your profile says you are athletic, why not take a photo of your torso? Something tasty and classy is better I think. X

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman
over a year ago

Lyndhurst

if its natural not posed and good quality, colour. Maybe have something nice to look at in the background.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quirky is key apparently. A fox told me.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Soapy shower pics work well too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soapy shower pics work well too "

Must try that some day.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Have a woman in it somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quirky is key apparently. A fox told me. "

it doesn't work for everyone...

and lets face it ... the most fabbed pics in hot pics may be cock shots but they are also fabbed mostly by other men

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Soapy shower pics work well too

Must try that some day. "

Yes please, my inbox is over there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quirky is key apparently. A fox told me.

it doesn't work for everyone...

and lets face it ... the most fabbed pics in hot pics may be cock shots but they are also fabbed mostly by other men "

Some of them pics are just scary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soapy shower pics work well too

Must try that some day.

Yes please, my inbox is over there "

Am I to take requests now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having a picture would be a good starting point "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quirky is key apparently. A fox told me. "

That only works if you have the personality to back it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quirky is key apparently. A fox told me.

That only works if you have the personality to back it up"

Quite true. I'm not the shy and retiring kind. Perhaps there's hope?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

decent body and showing it off at angles that look good and not distorted.

smiley face or at least normal face, not angry face or miserable face or weird face.

nice dick, hard, with cum preferably.

that's all what i think is hot anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum?? Hmmm. Hadn't considered that

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Soapy shower pics work well too

Must try that some day.

Yes please, my inbox is over there

Am I to take requests now? "

Noooooo I wouldn't dream of such a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soapy shower pics work well too

Must try that some day.

Yes please, my inbox is over there

Am I to take requests now?

Noooooo I wouldn't dream of such a thing "

Oh. Shame. I'd probably oblige.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stylish swimwear of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My profile pic has some how made it in hot pics under the men section

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

My experience of the ladies declaring hot would be , a man with shortish dark hair , about 6 foot toned tanned torso and head shot set in good artistic sultry lighting usually an angled symmetrical face with few blemishes , dark eye brows dark eyes and dark shortish stubble

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

In the real world I find , wild long blond hair , sparkling blue eyes , toned athletic tanned torso and a cheeky grin, often sweaty is also considered quite hot too

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By *illo0069Man
over a year ago

litherland


"In the real world I find , wild long blond hair , sparkling blue eyes , toned athletic tanned torso and a cheeky grin, often sweaty is also considered quite hot too "

Hahahaha u just described dog the bounty hunter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay.... I don't know why I am doing this; its hard enough on here without giving out tips...

Pauly's Guide to the Perfect Shot

Step 1. All the best photo's are taken in the bathroom, so make this your "studio" of choice

Step 2. Never remove your socks, they are a symbol of wealth

Step 3. Position yourself over the opened toilet in your studio

Step 4. Being careful not to drop said camera phone; take a shot of your cock, with each socked foot either side of the toilet

Step 5. If you are ambidextrous hold up a suitable can of something (Shaving Foam, Lynx, Mr Muscle Bathroom Cleaner) to indicate size (note all of the above ARE available in "travel-size" ) for those worried about your phone dropping in - Pro Tip, Use Cling Film stretched tightly across the toilet to prevent unfortunate mishaps.

Step 6. Make sure the picture is slightly out of focus

Step 7. Upload to fab and be prepared to beat the fanny off with your man-meat

Good luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does a bloke have to do for his picture to be classed as hot?"

Can you fire breathe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does a bloke have to do for his picture to be classed as hot?"

not a lot apparently! I just looked on page one of hot pics and the top one is a woman

the others are variously cock pics, group sex pics and BJ pics so its anyones guess so I reckon a mixture of all 3 would be a winner for you

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire


"leaving something to the imagination. .. artistic and sensual rather than blatant

I disagree. Going by the men's pics in the Hot Photos section, it's mainly blatant pics of cocks that seem to do best."

but we only speak from our own pov.... I find more appeal in something more sensual or erotic than blatant.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax


"What does a bloke have to do for his picture to be classed as hot?"

Be hot miss.

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