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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What could you use?

Half a baguette.

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By *lwaysraginghornyMan
over a year ago

bristol

Bit crumbly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could replicate mine with a cocktail sausage and a decent imagination.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Blue cheese for the veined effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two small cocks tied together..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe a cheese stick thing.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Generally that'd be a cucumber.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe a nice gourd for girth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

slug oh ignore me tonight in a giddy mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A banana.

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By *enny79TV/TS
over a year ago

chesterfield

Well I cloned mine and it's now a vibe but failing that a vvv big carrot xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Light saber replica. Not that I've done that.

Probably.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Light saber replica. Not that I've done that.

Probably. "

Hope it was switched off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In true Blue Peter stylie

A washing up bottle, toilet roll tubes , egg box and sticky back plastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In true Blue Peter stylie

A washing up bottle, toilet roll tubes , egg box and sticky back plastic "

and have you one already made for us to see the finished product

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In true Blue Peter stylie

A washing up bottle, toilet roll tubes , egg box and sticky back plastic

and have you one already made for us to see the finished product "

Here's only. I made earlier, and if you send in a postcard or sealed down envelope I'll send you the instructions and a badge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A banana. "

Fun size ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"slug oh ignore me tonight in a giddy mood "

What do they feed slugs on in your parts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In true Blue Peter stylie

A washing up bottle, toilet roll tubes , egg box and sticky back plastic

and have you one already made for us to see the finished product

Here's only. I made earlier, and if you send in a postcard or sealed down envelope I'll send you the instructions and a badge "

great thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"slug oh ignore me tonight in a giddy mood

What do they feed slugs on in your parts?"

i was meaning more the little dicks -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can't we just use a vibrator?

i've got one that ripples and no cock can do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A banana.

Fun size ? "

Can be fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cucumber

Or if you want wider maybe a marrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chipolata and two olives make mine look positively minuscule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Courgette, the rougher skin is divine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then there is a buttenut squash or even a watermelon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A carrot lol

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Just remember....a replica cock needs to think for itself, just like a real one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And it needs to move like a real one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk like a real one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A midgets thumb poking through a bush??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank goodness the ladies know what to do when there's a shortage of men on fab.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London


"Well I cloned mine and it's now a vibe but failing that a vvv big carrot xxxxx"

That's brilliant. So when someone tells you to go fuck yourself, you can say "I do"

A FB of mine said he once covered a rolled up phone directory with a condom as a makeshift dildo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A FB of mine said he once covered a rolled up phone directory with a condom as a makeshift dildo "

Pre or post internet?

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London


"A FB of mine said he once covered a rolled up phone directory with a condom as a makeshift dildo

Pre or post internet?"

Few weeks ago!! In a hotel, couldn't find anything to stick up him, made do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A FB of mine said he once covered a rolled up phone directory with a condom as a makeshift dildo

Pre or post internet?

Few weeks ago!! In a hotel, couldn't find anything to stick up him, made do "

indeed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I cloned mine and it's now a vibe but failing that a vvv big carrot xxxxx

That's brilliant. So when someone tells you to go fuck yourself, you can say "I do"

A FB of mine said he once covered a rolled up phone directory with a condom as a makeshift dildo "

Glad he didn't try the Encyclopaedia Britannica.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Then there is a buttenut squash or even a watermelon "

Pineapple.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ribbed for your pleasure

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