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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you put bacon in the toaster it brexit, I'm off to buy a new toaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stopped using my toaster following an incident involving a naked breakfast and a defective Pop-tart....

It was carnage,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stopped using my toaster following an incident involving a naked breakfast and a defective Pop-tart....

It was carnage,,,, "

I always wondered who the hell needed the instructions on the pop tart box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stopped using my toaster following an incident involving a naked breakfast and a defective Pop-tart....

It was carnage,,,,

I always wondered who the hell needed the instructions on the pop tart box "

I'd implicitly followed the instruction....

The discharge of molten filling which caused my injury was ejected via a defective seam on the pop tart which I can only assume occurred during the manufacturing process,,,

Operator error was not a contributing factor in causing the lava hot jam to land on my scrotum ........

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury


"I stopped using my toaster following an incident involving a naked breakfast and a defective Pop-tart....

It was carnage,,,,

I always wondered who the hell needed the instructions on the pop tart box

I'd implicitly followed the instruction....

The discharge of molten filling which caused my injury was ejected via a defective seam on the pop tart which I can only assume occurred during the manufacturing process,,,

Operator error was not a contributing factor in causing the lava hot jam to land on my scrotum ........ "

Hence the song.....now how does Jerry Lee sing it?....."Goodness gracious, great balls of fire"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stopped using my toaster following an incident involving a naked breakfast and a defective Pop-tart....

It was carnage,,,,

I always wondered who the hell needed the instructions on the pop tart box

I'd implicitly followed the instruction....

The discharge of molten filling which caused my injury was ejected via a defective seam on the pop tart which I can only assume occurred during the manufacturing process,,,

Operator error was not a contributing factor in causing the lava hot jam to land on my scrotum ........

Hence the song.....now how does Jerry Lee sing it?....."Goodness gracious, great balls of fire""

It was no laughing matter...... all we had as an alternative was shredded-wheat and we had no milk.....

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I stopped using my toaster following an incident involving a naked breakfast and a defective Pop-tart....

It was carnage,,,,

I always wondered who the hell needed the instructions on the pop tart box

I'd implicitly followed the instruction....

The discharge of molten filling which caused my injury was ejected via a defective seam on the pop tart which I can only assume occurred during the manufacturing process,,,

Operator error was not a contributing factor in causing the lava hot jam to land on my scrotum ........

Hence the song.....now how does Jerry Lee sing it?....."Goodness gracious, great balls of fire"

It was no laughing matter...... all we had as an alternative was shredded-wheat and we had no milk..... "

Which reminds me of a colleague who used to get a really dry mouth and her inside lips in her mouth used to stick to her teeth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a pop tart on a whim when I had a minging hangover.......barfed for hours....never eaten one since.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stopped using my toaster following an incident involving a naked breakfast and a defective Pop-tart....

It was carnage,,,,

I always wondered who the hell needed the instructions on the pop tart box

I'd implicitly followed the instruction....

The discharge of molten filling which caused my injury was ejected via a defective seam on the pop tart which I can only assume occurred during the manufacturing process,,,

Operator error was not a contributing factor in causing the lava hot jam to land on my scrotum ........

Hence the song.....now how does Jerry Lee sing it?....."Goodness gracious, great balls of fire"

It was no laughing matter...... all we had as an alternative was shredded-wheat and we had no milk.....

Which reminds me of a colleague who used to get a really dry mouth and her inside lips in her mouth used to stick to her teeth! "

Oh but isn't it fascinating to watch,,,, its almost hypnotic .....

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I stopped using my toaster following an incident involving a naked breakfast and a defective Pop-tart....

It was carnage,,,,

I always wondered who the hell needed the instructions on the pop tart box

I'd implicitly followed the instruction....

The discharge of molten filling which caused my injury was ejected via a defective seam on the pop tart which I can only assume occurred during the manufacturing process,,,

Operator error was not a contributing factor in causing the lava hot jam to land on my scrotum ........

Hence the song.....now how does Jerry Lee sing it?....."Goodness gracious, great balls of fire"

It was no laughing matter...... all we had as an alternative was shredded-wheat and we had no milk.....

Which reminds me of a colleague who used to get a really dry mouth and her inside lips in her mouth used to stick to her teeth!

Oh but isn't it fascinating to watch,,,, its almost hypnotic ..... "

Oh absolutely! Mesmerising is the word.

And you thought it was Grease!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Written on side of pop tarts box... Warning, contents may be hotter than nuclear fusion!

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Written on side of pop tarts box... Warning, contents may be hotter than nuclear fusion!"

Doors leant against walls for protection nuclear fusion?

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury


"Written on side of pop tarts box... Warning, contents may be hotter than nuclear fusion!"

Like the warning on a McDonalds "Hot Apple Pie".....there is a clue in the name.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

One of the young people I know makes cheese on toast by laying the toaster on its side.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

That's ok with nasty sliced bread but you can't load the cheese on

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Once made cheese on toast for 4 of us with a decent loaf, cheese and a blowtorch..........

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

If you try vigorous anal sex and don't lube up properly and it slips out in your reverse manoeuvre but you are caught in the moment and ..... thrust forward....without stopping... yup. Brexit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I said what about

Brexit Epiphanies?

She said I think I

Remember the film and..."

Etc..

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