FabSwingers.com forum: Tonight Matthew

By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm going to get pissed and watch porn

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

I'd join you but I'll be working

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'd join you but I'll be working

Throw a sickie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tonight Matthew I'm going to join you and also get pissed and I'm not even paying the bill .....beat that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There will be wine and possibly a solo sitting room disco (disco ball prepped and ready to flash).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to get pissed and watch porn

Sounds like a good night

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"There will be wine and possibly a solo sitting room disco (disco ball prepped and ready to flash)."

Woo hooo I like your style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking pooch , I have been away for a few days so catch up walkies and sunsets

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm not really going to get pissed and watch porn it's a line out of love actually...I'm not sure what I'm doing anyone fancy a garden party

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

I'm out dancing... Hopefully my son is out as need to make use of my wand before I go to expend some excess energy

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I have a meet tommorow so no porn for me!!!!!!

I am on no wanking

Will order a Chinese, and sit and chill with something on I player or media server

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"I'm not really going to get pissed and watch porn it's a line out of love actually...I'm not sure what I'm doing anyone fancy a garden party

Damn I imagined you legs akimbo, vibrator and wand, lub and some bi men porn friggen away

You have ruined my fantasy

Goes of to sulk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to get pissed and watch porn

Snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a meet tommorow so no porn for me!!!!!!

I am on no wanking

Will order a Chinese, and sit and chill with something on I player or media server"

Aren't you a good boy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit of pampering for me!! Gonna be nice n smooth in all the right places!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girls I need a hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to finish reading my book, then play the bass line to Hand of Doom while singing made up words at the dog (who won't give a damn).

I shall then eat chorizo and watch a film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tonight Matthew I shall be making homemade lasagne and garlic bread

Opening a red whine and chilling the hell out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tonight Matthew I shall be making homemade lasagne and garlic bread

Opening a red whine and chilling the hell out...

Wine not whine, I drinking the wine to stop the whine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not really going to get pissed and watch porn it's a line out of love actually...I'm not sure what I'm doing anyone fancy a garden party

Come over and join my disco.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm not really going to get pissed and watch porn it's a line out of love actually...I'm not sure what I'm doing anyone fancy a garden party

Come over and join my disco.

I will hope you got a dance floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tonigh I am going to play football for 1hour then the gym for 45 minutes then shit shower and shave and balls to it I am going to go and get pissed myself why not it's Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be in my pjs by 6pm feeling classy and looking trashy

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I will be in my pjs by 6pm feeling classy and looking trashy

That's how I feel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will be in my pjs by 6pm feeling classy and looking trashy

That's how I feel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tonight I'm going out for some Cock

( this is Ali by the way)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to get pissed and watch porn

How is that different to normal?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm going to get pissed and watch porn

How is that different to normal?

Not sure but gay porn rocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After I cut my great I'm making my own pizza tonight and drinking my home made beer. I might have a wank. All in all its a DIY night for me!!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Tonight I'm going out for some Cock

( this is Ali by the way)

It's not it's the male half

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"After I cut my great I'm making my own pizza tonight and drinking my home made beer. I might have a wank. All in all its a DIY night for me!!

Can I watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tonight I'm going out for some Cock

( this is Ali by the way)

It's not it's the male half

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Its bloody not, I'm going but with my camera in my hand nothing else lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to watch porn, wank and swallow my cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tonight I'm going out for some Cock

( this is Ali by the way)

Likely story Mark!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Tonight I'm going out for some Cock

( this is Ali by the way)

It's not it's the male half

Its bloody not, I'm going but with my camera in my hand nothing else lol

Yeah yeah don't forget to pack the pies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tonight I'm going out for some Cock

( this is Ali by the way)

It's not it's the male half

Its bloody not, I'm going but with my camera in my hand nothing else lol

Yeah yeah don't forget to pack the pies

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might squeeze a couple of Cornish pasties in

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Tonight I'm going out for some Cock

( this is Ali by the way)

It's not it's the male half

Its bloody not, I'm going but with my camera in my hand nothing else lol

Yeah yeah don't forget to pack the pies

might squeeze a couple of Cornish pasties in"

Don't get caught this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking tonight is a perfect night for a beer garden!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm thinking tonight is a perfect night for a beer garden!

Don't forget misery guts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thinking tonight is a perfect night for a beer garden!

Don't forget misery guts

Hmm...think he will cheer up if I take him to the beer garden with me?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm thinking tonight is a perfect night for a beer garden!

Don't forget misery guts

Hmm...think he will cheer up if I take him to the beer garden with me?

Bloody hope so....

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By *xplorecpl25Couple
over a year ago

manchester

Il be putting on a nice little number that my husband recently bought me

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Il be putting on a nice little number that my husband recently bought me

Ohhhh pics

not that I'm a perv or anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After I cut my great I'm making my own pizza tonight and drinking my home made beer. I might have a wank. All in all its a DIY night for me!!

Can I watch

You like watching guys getting all hot and sweaty pushing a lawnmower around?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"After I cut my great I'm making my own pizza tonight and drinking my home made beer. I might have a wank. All in all its a DIY night for me!!

Can I watch

You like watching guys getting all hot and sweaty pushing a lawnmower around?

Yeah I'll have a towel and a can of Diet Coke at the ready

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By *xplorecpl25Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"Il be putting on a nice little number that my husband recently bought me

Ohhhh pics

not that I'm a perv or anything

Check your inbox tonight hehe xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having a hot bath and an early night. Half term is exhausting!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Il be putting on a nice little number that my husband recently bought me

Ohhhh pics

not that I'm a perv or anything

Check your inbox tonight hehe xx"

Woo hoo I'm all excited

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I shall be at work.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I shall be at work.

That is shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After I cut my great I'm making my own pizza tonight and drinking my home made beer. I might have a wank. All in all its a DIY night for me!!

Can I watch

You like watching guys getting all hot and sweaty pushing a lawnmower around?

Yeah I'll have a towel and a can of Diet Coke at the ready

Make sure you shake it up

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By *ilthyjackcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

I'm putting the kids to bed and then I'm going to see to myself seeing as how my mister isn't here to fuck me.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"After I cut my great I'm making my own pizza tonight and drinking my home made beer. I might have a wank. All in all its a DIY night for me!!

Can I watch

You like watching guys getting all hot and sweaty pushing a lawnmower around?

Yeah I'll have a towel and a can of Diet Coke at the ready

Make sure you shake it up

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tonight I'm on call so its a ready meal and a movie....if I get the chance.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I expect to be fighting an awning and it winning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am considering drowning my sorrows in gin...copious amounts of gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I expect to be fighting an awning and it winning! "

Ahh I hate the setting up bit! Worth it when it's done tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting an early night after a very late on last night.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I am considering drowning my sorrows in gin...copious amounts of gin

What's up Mrs?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm admiring my new toilet seat currently

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I expect to be fighting an awning and it winning!

Ahh I hate the setting up bit! Worth it when it's done tho

Not even going anywhere just checking it. We leant it a friend who said they heard it rip so checking out if it's damaged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's Friday.

So band night and taking Mazakeen whether she likes it or not!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I'm planning an early night as I have a boudoir photo shoot with Testarossatomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm admiring my new toilet seat currently

And I thought I needed to get out more...!!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I'm planning an early night as I have a boudoir photo shoot with Testarossatomorrow

And didn't press "space"!!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm admiring my new toilet seat currently

And I thought I needed to get out more...!!

I know

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

I'm sulking on the sofa (stood up earlier)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tonight (and for the foreseeable future!!) I will be feeling happy because my pal said I make his cock twitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm admiring my new toilet seat currently

If you were a bloke we could ask for a lavvy seat cock pic

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I'm planning an early night as I have a boudoir photo shoot with Testarossatomorrow

Enjoy ladies...they are such fun

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Yes drinks certainly mrs was on g&t at 5pm thats unheard of for us kids have driven us crazy today. !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be wasting my time on here as usual!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I'm not really going to get pissed and watch porn it's a line out of love actually...I'm not sure what I'm doing anyone fancy a garden party

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im going to a garden party sunday, hope its warmed up as ive decided on my frock

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm not really going to get pissed and watch porn it's a line out of love actually...I'm not sure what I'm doing anyone fancy a garden party

im going to a garden party sunday, hope its warmed up as ive decided on my frock"

It's meant to be 24 on Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why the hell would I tell Matthew what I'm doing tonight?

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Tonight Matthew I'm .. feeling very sorry for myself

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Why the hell would I tell Matthew what I'm doing tonight?"

How is your mum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why the hell would I tell Matthew what I'm doing tonight?

How is your mum? "

She's not too bad, looking forward to some time off work. Thank you for asking.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I had an excellent fuck and then woke up, three hours later alone on the sitting room floor.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Aww c'mere Joe, I'll give you a cuddle

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I feel used, a bit chilly and there's... detritus to clear up :/

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Fuck it, I'm having cake

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Fuck it, I'm having cake "

Sounds like a plan, why do today what you can put off until tomorrow

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