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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Forgive me fabbers, for I have sinned! I have slipped from the righteous path of virtue and fallen into the great abyss of darkness. I cannot bear to look myself in the mirror and face up to the grievous unworthy and lost soul that I have become. I have succumbed to the dark side and stumbled from the path of all that is good and right.

I can barely bring myself to recall and admit the wrongs I committed last night. All for the temporary self gratification and the temporary pleasure that it brought.

I have nobody else to blame for the terrible sin I committed last night. I not only committed this terrible crime myself but coerced others into stumbling and falling from the path that is right and good.

Last night I went to Brick lane and had a curry. Although I stuck to a mixed grill I did nibble a small amount of popadom.

To add more shame to my sinful ways I then walked to Bishopsgate and ordered a hot chocolate for myself.

I can only plead with you for mercy and say that I refused the scones with clotted cream and strawberry jam and turned down the chocolate brownies and ice cream.

Fabbers, I stand in front of you baring my soul and make my confession before you.

I am a sinner

I deserve my punishment

Have mercy on my tortured soul.

C...

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

The doors of hells are opening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im going for a swim then having a curry,......just remember curry is good for you're soul

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)


"The doors of hells are opening "

They must be really slow moving then as the merest mention of hell, sinning and the (don't say it) usually has a certain someone appearing in seconds

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Im going for a swim then having a curry,......just remember curry is good for you're soul"

I have been seduced by Satans own sugar and carbs.

The innocence of my mixed grill has been tainted.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Man up and deal with it - honestly if you're going to sin, DO IT PROPERLY lol xx

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Im going for a swim then having a curry,......just remember curry is good for you're soul

I have been seduced by Satans own sugar and carbs.

The innocence of my mixed grill has been tainted. "

We all fall of the wagon. Have a wank and a steak. And move on

MrsSB

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

If a wank will cleanse the sordid memories from my impure soul, it's a penance I will gladly endure.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"If a wank will cleanse the sordid memories from my impure soul, it's a penance I will gladly endure. "

And steak.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know what to say. I'm not angry... I'm disappointed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 Hail Marys...

And a "Glory be....", for you.

Does that take you back?

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"10 Hail Marys...

And a "Glory be....", for you.

Does that take you back? "

Stations of the cross and another decade of the rosary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your going to sin you should have gone all out and had a vindaloo and naan such a half hearted attempt at being sinful

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Didnt last very long then. Plua side might help your gout

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"If your going to sin you should have gone all out and had a vindaloo and naan such a half hearted attempt at being sinful"

It was turmoil. A curry is a good and chaste meal.

Naan is beyond sinful. Tis a struggle against my unworthy soul

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Fuckin' lightweight

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Fuckin' lightweight "

I got munchies last night and ate:

* 3 slices of Parma ham

* 1/4 tub of Phis Food icecream

* a selection of Lindor chocolates

* some millionaires shortbread

* a pork pie

* a packet of quavers

* 1/2 pound of Dolchelatta

And then I drank some milk as it felt a bit... Much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a wank and a steak."

Words to live by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to snap out of it ...slap you with a haddock and move on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Forgive me fabbers, for I have sinned! I have slipped from the righteous path of virtue and fallen into the great abyss of darkness. I cannot bear to look myself in the mirror and face up to the grievous unworthy and lost soul that I have become. I have succumbed to the dark side and stumbled from the path of all that is good and right.

I can barely bring myself to recall and admit the wrongs I committed last night. All for the temporary self gratification and the temporary pleasure that it brought.

I have nobody else to blame for the terrible sin I committed last night. I not only committed this terrible crime myself but coerced others into stumbling and falling from the path that is right and good.

Last night I went to Brick lane and had a curry. Although I stuck to a mixed grill I did nibble a small amount of popadom.

To add more shame to my sinful ways I then walked to Bishopsgate and ordered a hot chocolate for myself.

I can only plead with you for mercy and say that I refused the scones with clotted cream and strawberry jam and turned down the chocolate brownies and ice cream.

Fabbers, I stand in front of you baring my soul and make my confession before you.

I am a sinner

I deserve my punishment

Have mercy on my tortured soul.

C..."

Dude ... You need to lighten up !

Imagine what it must be like to be us

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Forgive me fabbers, for I have sinned! I have slipped from the righteous path of virtue and fallen into the great abyss of darkness. I cannot bear to look myself in the mirror and face up to the grievous unworthy and lost soul that I have become. I have succumbed to the dark side and stumbled from the path of all that is good and right.

I can barely bring myself to recall and admit the wrongs I committed last night. All for the temporary self gratification and the temporary pleasure that it brought.

I have nobody else to blame for the terrible sin I committed last night. I not only committed this terrible crime myself but coerced others into stumbling and falling from the path that is right and good.

Last night I went to Brick lane and had a curry. Although I stuck to a mixed grill I did nibble a small amount of popadom.

To add more shame to my sinful ways I then walked to Bishopsgate and ordered a hot chocolate for myself.

I can only plead with you for mercy and say that I refused the scones with clotted cream and strawberry jam and turned down the chocolate brownies and ice cream.

Fabbers, I stand in front of you baring my soul and make my confession before you.

I am a sinner

I deserve my punishment

Have mercy on my tortured soul.

C...

Dude ... You need to lighten up !

Imagine what it must be like to be us "

Don't eat the carbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A slap for you I think. XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The doors of hells are opening "

No they are not!

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

They will if I don't repent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuckin' lightweight

I got munchies last night and ate:

* 3 slices of Parma ham

* 1/4 tub of Phis Food icecream

* a selection of Lindor chocolates

* some millionaires shortbread

* a pork pie

* a packet of quavers

* 1/2 pound of Dolchelatta

And then I drank some milk as it felt a bit... Much

"

Now, that's how to do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They will if I don't repent"

Just cus you chat to dear old Dad doesn't mean you're getting in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know what to say. I'm not angry... I'm disappointed. "

WTF?? How did my mother get a hold of your profile Hatter??

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