FabSwingers.com forum: Ikea Product Names

By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I've been perusing the world wide web and came across a very stimulating article about unfortunate Ikea product names.

They have a shower curtain called Fammen Vag, a table lamp called Milf and a bedding type thing for plants called Kokosnot.

So, I was wondering, if Ikea made sex toys, what would they be called?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skvirtrodd

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Actual Swedish words that could be used are - slutspurt and Kackerlacka

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Skvirtrodd"

That sounds more like something you'd use to unblock a drain!

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Actual Swedish words that could be used are - slutspurt and Kackerlacka

Pass me the slutspurt please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That sounds more like something you'd use to unblock a drain!

Well I wouldn't have said that to her face....

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"That sounds more like something you'd use to unblock a drain!

Well I wouldn't have said that to her face...."

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Plascoxone

Svenjizz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been perusing the world wide web and came across a very stimulating article about unfortunate Ikea product names.

They have a shower curtain called Fammen Vag, a table lamp called Milf and a bedding type thing for plants called Kokosnot.

So, I was wondering, if Ikea made sex toys, what would they be called? "
cheap nasty shit ?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

They may launch the 'Double D' range of vibrators with dead ordinary names just to twist the plot about.....

DIRKDIGGLER - the extra large cervix basher

DOM - large and powerful enough to please and hit the right spots

DAVE - bit average but does the job

DEREK - Eats batteries and doesn't work properly (budget range)

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Least you are not watching ITV2

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I wonder if Ikea did make sex toys would they come flat packed for self assembly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Mingerodd seems to be a popular item

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would ikea be using forced slave labour to make the toys like it has done for its furniture ?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-20356945

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Fanibatt

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I wonder if Ikea did make sex toys would they come flat packed for self assembly?"

I'd probably lose the Allen key!

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Least you are not watching ITV2

I can't find the remote!

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"They may launch the 'Double D' range of vibrators with dead ordinary names just to twist the plot about.....

DIRKDIGGLER - the extra large cervix basher

DOM - large and powerful enough to please and hit the right spots

DAVE - bit average but does the job

DEREK - Eats batteries and doesn't work properly (budget range)

I think you should visit Dragon's Den with those ideas.

Build them and they will come!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Where's Shag when you need him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spend most of my time sniggering at various ikea names whenever I visit the nearest branch. I have no life. Lol

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"The Mingerodd seems to be a popular item

That word made me shudder. Like the word moist! Oh my! Moist Mingerodd!

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

This reminds me !

https://youtu.be/aNcaaehKaC8

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Fanibatt"

Fanibatt(er)! Nice!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"They may launch the 'Double D' range of vibrators with dead ordinary names just to twist the plot about.....

DIRKDIGGLER - the extra large cervix basher

DOM - large and powerful enough to please and hit the right spots

DAVE - bit average but does the job

DEREK - Eats batteries and doesn't work properly (budget range)

I think you should visit Dragon's Den with those ideas.

Build them and they will come!

Reckon Deborah thingies old red face would implode if I did!!

'Here are samples I bought for you to try out'

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"They may launch the 'Double D' range of vibrators with dead ordinary names just to twist the plot about.....

DIRKDIGGLER - the extra large cervix basher

DOM - large and powerful enough to please and hit the right spots

DAVE - bit average but does the job

DEREK - Eats batteries and doesn't work properly (budget range)

I think you should visit Dragon's Den with those ideas.

Build them and they will come!

Reckon Deborah thingies old red face would implode if I did!!

'Here are samples I bought for you to try out'

She needs a good rodgering with the DIRKDIGGLER!

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"would ikea be using forced slave labour to make the toys like it has done for its furniture ?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-20356945"

I haven't thought that far ahead what with this being a little bit of tongue in cheek fun!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"I wonder if Ikea did make sex toys would they come flat packed for self assembly?

I'd probably lose the Allen key! "

Do It Yourself would have more than one meaning

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"They may launch the 'Double D' range of vibrators with dead ordinary names just to twist the plot about.....

DIRKDIGGLER - the extra large cervix basher

DOM - large and powerful enough to please and hit the right spots

DAVE - bit average but does the job

DEREK - Eats batteries and doesn't work properly (budget range)

I think you should visit Dragon's Den with those ideas.

Build them and they will come!

Reckon Deborah thingies old red face would implode if I did!!

'Here are samples I bought for you to try out'

She needs a good rodgering with the DIRKDIGGLER! "

But for her it should be a colon tickler!

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"Least you are not watching ITV2

I can't find the remote!

Has someone borrowed it for a " look at my cock it's as big as a remote " pic

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Ask Shag

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Ask Shag"

And be pissed when you accidentally pick up a 'hell nott'!?

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