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"Skvirtrodd" That sounds more like something you'd use to unblock a drain! ![]() | |||
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"Actual Swedish words that could be used are - slutspurt and Kackerlacka ![]() Pass me the slutspurt please! ![]() | |||
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"That sounds more like something you'd use to unblock a drain! ![]() Well I wouldn't have said that to her face.... | |||
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"I wonder if Ikea did make sex toys would they come flat packed for self assembly?" I'd probably lose the Allen key! | |||
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"Least you are not watching ITV2 ![]() I can't find the remote! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"They may launch the 'Double D' range of vibrators with dead ordinary names just to twist the plot about..... DIRKDIGGLER - the extra large cervix basher DOM - large and powerful enough to please and hit the right spots DAVE - bit average but does the job DEREK - Eats batteries and doesn't work properly (budget range) ![]() ![]() ![]() I think you should visit Dragon's Den with those ideas. Build them and they will come! ![]() | |||
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"The Mingerodd seems to be a popular item ![]() That word made me shudder. Like the word moist! Oh my! Moist Mingerodd! | |||
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"Fanibatt" Fanibatt(er)! Nice! ![]() | |||
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"They may launch the 'Double D' range of vibrators with dead ordinary names just to twist the plot about..... DIRKDIGGLER - the extra large cervix basher DOM - large and powerful enough to please and hit the right spots DAVE - bit average but does the job DEREK - Eats batteries and doesn't work properly (budget range) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Reckon Deborah thingies old red face would implode if I did!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"They may launch the 'Double D' range of vibrators with dead ordinary names just to twist the plot about..... DIRKDIGGLER - the extra large cervix basher DOM - large and powerful enough to please and hit the right spots DAVE - bit average but does the job DEREK - Eats batteries and doesn't work properly (budget range) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() She needs a good rodgering with the DIRKDIGGLER! | |||
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"would ikea be using forced slave labour to make the toys like it has done for its furniture ? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-20356945" I haven't thought that far ahead what with this being a little bit of tongue in cheek fun! | |||
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"I wonder if Ikea did make sex toys would they come flat packed for self assembly? I'd probably lose the Allen key! " Do It Yourself would have more than one meaning ![]() | |||
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"They may launch the 'Double D' range of vibrators with dead ordinary names just to twist the plot about..... DIRKDIGGLER - the extra large cervix basher DOM - large and powerful enough to please and hit the right spots DAVE - bit average but does the job DEREK - Eats batteries and doesn't work properly (budget range) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() But for her it should be a colon tickler! ![]() | |||
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"Least you are not watching ITV2 ![]() ![]() ![]() Has someone borrowed it for a " look at my cock it's as big as a remote " pic ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ask Shag" And be pissed when you accidentally pick up a 'hell nott'!? ![]() | |||
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