FabSwingers.com forum: Onionsip Please

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I have a problem.

Someone keeps putting back all the food i've used and I don't know who it is.

Also - they keep paying the leccy bill and keeping the place spotless.

What shall I do about it ? Im pretty desperate to go shopping but there's no need.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could it be the food fairy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolute bastards Granny! String 'em up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could it be the food fairy "

Ooopsy paying the bill fairy too

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Got any milk

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Granny...behave!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Antifreeze them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried antifreeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is onionsip like lemsip?

I would just punch them in the face and use their dazed confusion to make me feel like a big person?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Got any milk

Shushhh you you caused enough trouble!

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

If they also left a pot of tea I know who my money's on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gwanny that's why TV shopping channels were invented....

You just pull up a couch and shop to you drop or your personal credit rating implodes...

It's what the world was waiting for...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

So many , many good ideas.

I'm going with bladey and Testarossa. Punch first , poison later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Murder them. It's the only way.

Btw, who only goes shopping when there's a "need"?

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By *laskan lovers 1984Couple
over a year ago

West midlands

Bacon please lol

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Gwanny that's why TV shopping channels were invented....

You just pull up a couch and shop to you drop or your personal credit rating implodes...

It's what the world was waiting for...

There's no where to put it Soxy! Tena cupboard is overflowing and don't mention the steradent safe...... sheesh.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Got any milk

Shushhh you you caused enough trouble!"

I only wanted a brew

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Murder them. It's the only way.

Btw, who only goes shopping when there's a "need"?"

Silly me Courtney. You have solved my problem with one fell swoop of consumerist logic......

Now..what don't I need that I can go and buy anyway ? hmmmm where to start.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"So many , many good ideas.

I'm going with bladey and Testarossa. Punch first , poison later. "

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Early onset methinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Murder them. It's the only way.

Btw, who only goes shopping when there's a "need"?

Silly me Courtney. You have solved my problem with one fell swoop of consumerist logic......

Now..what don't I need that I can go and buy anyway ? hmmmm where to start. "

A remote control holder to keep them all in one handy place?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gwanny that's why TV shopping channels were invented....

You just pull up a couch and shop to you drop or your personal credit rating implodes...

It's what the world was waiting for...

There's no where to put it Soxy! Tena cupboard is overflowing and don't mention the steradent safe...... sheesh."

But Gwanny perhaps decanting the contents of the Tena cupboard too one of the snazzy vacuum type bags which shrink the size of your storage problems could be a win-win situation ...... I believe they sell the bags on the Ideal homes Channel .....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Early onset methinks.

Early onset what Robert ? Did you forget ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This multi personality thing must be confusing. Do you have separate bank accounts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Murder them. It's the only way.

Btw, who only goes shopping when there's a "need"?

Silly me Courtney. You have solved my problem with one fell swoop of consumerist logic......

Now..what don't I need that I can go and buy anyway ? hmmmm where to start. "

I'm an American, we excel at consumerism.

*waves American flag* ($2.99, made in China

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Murder them. It's the only way.

Btw, who only goes shopping when there's a "need"?

Silly me Courtney. You have solved my problem with one fell swoop of consumerist logic......

Now..what don't I need that I can go and buy anyway ? hmmmm where to start.

I'm an American, we excel at consumerism.

*waves American flag* ($2.99, made in China

I'd like two of said flags. Especially as the pound is much stronger than the dollar...... I shall wave them everytime someone here mentions bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you thought about keeping an empty fridge in your bedroom?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Have you thought about keeping an empty fridge in your bedroom?

What for ? So they'll fill it up ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"This multi personality thing must be confusing. Do you have separate bank accounts? "

Shit. So it's ME who keeps putting money in MY bank account ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you thought about keeping an empty fridge in your bedroom?

What for ? So they'll fill it up ? "

No for balance

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