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By *reakShow90 OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

Ok I know every one has one what's the worst thing you have done d*unk? (nothing illegal)

I once had to go to the toilet under bridge.

once fell asleep in a phone box covered in puke and blood and pee woke up to a police man asking if I was ok.

Fell asleep on the train home from manchester and woke up in leeds had to ring a mate to pick me up at like 7 in the morning.

Had a fight with a sea gul over a big mac in blackpool.

Had a throwing up comp with a friend.

Think that's at the moment (all of them happend beween 17 and 22)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been that d*unk tbh. No matter how drubk i am im always in control xx

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

"Ok I know every one has one what's the worst thing you have done d*unk? (nothing illegal)

I once had to go to the toilet under bridge.

once fell asleep in a phone box covered in puke and blood and pee woke up to a police man asking if I was ok.

Fell asleep on the train home from manchester and woke up in leeds had to ring a mate to pick me up at like 7 in the morning.

Had a fight with a sea gul over a big mac in blackpool.

Had a throwing up comp with a friend.

Think that's at the moment (all of them happend beween 17 and 22)"

You sound like a right barrel of laughs...

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I was once arrested for stealing a traffic bollard. We found it amongst some roadworks and were carrying it back to our student digs when we walked past a police car without noticing.

Even worse, while I had been buying booze, one of my mates had also nicked a pricing-gun from the offy.

"We don't mind the traffic bollard, but you need to tell us who took this"

"I have no idea officer, I've never seen it before in my life"

"Take off your jacket son, how do you explain that?"

The back of my jacket was totally covered in £9.99 price stickers.

"Err, I just bought it and haven't had time to take the price tags off yet?"

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was 18 I was challenged to a drinking competition to drink a shot of every spirit behind the bar. 3 hrs later I was borderline being sent to hospital to have my stomach pumped. But I was still so d*unk I soiled myself (yes both!!!)

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By *reakShow90 OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

"Ok I know every one has one what's the worst thing you have done d*unk? (nothing illegal)

I once had to go to the toilet under bridge.

once fell asleep in a phone box covered in puke and blood and pee woke up to a police man asking if I was ok.

Fell asleep on the train home from manchester and woke up in leeds had to ring a mate to pick me up at like 7 in the morning.

Had a fight with a sea gul over a big mac in blackpool.

Had a throwing up comp with a friend.

Think that's at the moment (all of them happend beween 17 and 22)

You sound like a right barrel of laughs..."
no more of an embarrassment but I was/ am young so can do that sort of stuff still lol

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By *reakShow90 OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

"I was once arrested for stealing a traffic bollard. We found it amongst some roadworks and were carrying it back to our student digs when we walked past a police car without noticing.

Even worse, while I had been buying booze, one of my mates had also nicked a pricing-gun from the offy.

"We don't mind the traffic bollard, but you need to tell us who took this"

"I have no idea officer, I've never seen it before in my life"

"Take off your jacket son, how do you explain that?"

The back of my jacket was totally covered in £9.99 price stickers.

"Err, I just bought it and haven't had time to take the price tags off yet?"

Mr ddc"
oh yeah loves walking home with road signs had a few kept in a mates rooms lol and never did a prising gun Ied say that could of been a good tool lol

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By *reakShow90 OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

"When I was 18 I was challenged to a drinking competition to drink a shot of every spirit behind the bar. 3 hrs later I was borderline being sent to hospital to have my stomach pumped. But I was still so d*unk I soiled myself (yes both!!!)

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niceeeee soooo you still do shot comps? Lol

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

A Who Can Hold On To An Electrified Fence The Longest competition in the middle of nowhere at 6 am.

Naked bush diving. Managed to land in a thorn bush....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Climbed through the window of an empty hotel room, stayed the night only to find on waking that the mini kettle wasn't working. So I took it to the front desk, complained, and got a replacement.

Great. Forgot I couldn't get back into the room.

Slipped out with mini kettle under arm, clambered through window again, drank all the tea, left.

Not that bad all told. I was flat broke and it was cold, so sod it.

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By *icelymarkedplusoneCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

Put the groom on the Isle of Man ferry on his stag night. Stag nights used to be on the eve of the wedding day. The Isle of Man ferry was a slow ship.

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By *indmill and weetabixCouple
over a year ago

Kettering

Group of us went out in Banbury I started the night drinking a 75cl bottle of Nisa brandy, in the club drinking cocktails I felt sick, grabbed a pint glass and filled it with puke, my mate said waste not and downed it making us all feel 10 times worse. I got kicked out of the club by 10 pm, terrible behaviour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one stays high on my list in my younger years;

Myself and 2 mates sitting in the local getting d*unk and a regular loud d*unk was in again shouting his head off, he left about 8, staggering off home, he always shouts he goes to bed early so up early for fishing in mornings.

We had a bright idea, or through drink we thought it was a good idea, we said:

What if we paint all of his windows black, he gets up in the morning to go fishing, looks outside, thinks its still dark and goes back to bed

the more we thought of this, the better it sounded, we stopped in at my drink buddies garage picked up the paint and some brushes

11pm we were painting away, never got caught and we were very quiet in pub for next few weeks as this was the talk of the village

honest it did sound a good idea at the time, but then everything does with drink

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Prised open my bedroom window when locked out, window fitting fell out completely and fell on my dads merc and smashed his windscreen

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Cattle rustling in the Vatican

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Cattle rustling in the Vatican "

Holy cow

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Cattle rustling in the Vatican

Holy cow

It got messy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been totally d*unk to be so out of control and not realise what i was doing

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

We nicked all the picnic tables outside a pub one night and put them outside the pub across the road

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

OK which 1 of you lot had my milk away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one worries me the most

My football team play against a team in whitby(roughly 45 min drive away) so we always make a day of it an get a mini bus down an go out after.

So this is my first time down as an 18 year old all day after the game on the drink and its around midnight and the minibus is picking up, im in the pizza shop with my mate when he says hes just going to get his dad. I then disappear nowhere to be seen they all search for an hour for me but cant find me and decide to leave.

Me i was in bed at home before theyd finished looking for me... How? I have no idea, to this day i still dont know, i certainly didnt have enough money for a taxi and a month later i got a call from whitby police saying theyd found my wallet!

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By *reakShow90 OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

"This one worries me the most

My football team play against a team in whitby(roughly 45 min drive away) so we always make a day of it an get a mini bus down an go out after.

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sounds like you had a good night but got off lucky some thing much worse could of happend

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Fell into a camp fire, I slipped in the mud next to it. Luckily only my hand went in the ashes, I didn't feel the burn till the next morning. Thank God all I got was blisters.

D*unk pernod the night before, then d*unk 2 pints of water when still hung over.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Cycled home pissed and came off the bike, woke up the next morning with a deep cut from knee to ankle where the chainring had dug in.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I never get that d*unk, however:

The twin brother of a good friend of mine got shit-faced and, with a biro and compass, tattooed CUNT on the inside of his bottom lip.

That was pretty fucking stupid.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I never get that d*unk "

* except that one time we got a baseball bat and some hammers and smashed up a mate's BMW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing I particularly want to admit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell down the escalator at Old St station, was found by the station manager when locking up and awoke in hospital the next morning. Still to this day have no recollection of the incident!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Nothing I particularly want to admit.

Why so coy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This one worries me the most

My football team play against a team in whitby(roughly 45 min drive away) so we always make a day of it an get a mini bus down an go out after.

sounds like you had a good night but got off lucky some thing much worse could of happend "

I was extremely lucky! I couldve ended up in the harbour or freezing to death on the moors!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I occasionally don't wear matching bra n knickers,,i know its not illegal but shocking none the less

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By *ecretBadgerMan
over a year ago

Redruth

"Ok I know every one has one what's the worst thing you have done d*unk? (nothing illegal)

I once had to go to the toilet under bridge.

once fell asleep in a phone box covered in puke and blood and pee woke up to a police man asking if I was ok.

Fell asleep on the train home from manchester and woke up in leeds had to ring a mate to pick me up at like 7 in the morning.

Had a fight with a sea gul over a big mac in blackpool.

Had a throwing up comp with a friend.

Think that's at the moment (all of them happend beween 17 and 22)"

The list of stupid stuff i have done while d*unk would break the internet. Most embarrassing is probably sending a pic to the wrong person (mums best mate) she was very complimentary but said she prefered it if i didnt do it again, i could have died of embarrassment

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Not worst but i got called a "classy chick" for this.

Went out dressed up to the 9s and in a limosine, champagne and cocktails all night, limosine home and got out on the corner with a couple of friends.

First thing i do was off with my shoes, up the nearest gateway, drop my draws and had a pee.

Not worst but funniest cause i was 50 and its exactly what i did when i was 20.

Cant polish a turd

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put the bop in the bop she wop she wop, I then went abit further and put the ram in the ram a lam a ding dong.......... My mate was a proper swine tho as he put the naughty word in Scunthorpe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worse? Only last year!

Erm... my ex moved back in with his parents after his last relationship broke up, and at the time it was his parents, his son and him living in quite a small house. He & I were staying up one night, I'd barely eaten all day and he introduced me to a particularly potent South African brandy... cut to us going to bed, just about to have sex, and I threw up in my mouth, jumped up, ran to the bathroom with my hand over my mouth, dribbling sick as I ran. He had to clean my sick off the bathroom floor, pushed me in the shower, helped me wash, combed my hair, dressed me in one of his tops, though I spent half the night leaning over the toilet.

I woke up the next morning to hear him & his mum talking about getting some carpet cleaner as I'd got some on the hallway carpet too... thankfully his mum is really really nice and actually blamed him for getting me into such a state.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant polish a turd

But you can roll it in glitter

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I also opened a car door on a motorway, fell out and got trapped under it. Scared the shit out the driver and there not known for being easily scared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew your age by reading this thread .

No offence intended ..... I'm glad those days are gone and i don't allow myself to be in those predicaments .

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I was out with a group of friends. There were about 9 of us. Myself and a friend went to the bar to get a few drinks in and were hassled by a couple of obviously d*unk lads. It was bordering on sexual assault. Some of the other women came over to provide support and I thought it would be just retribution to debag the pair in front of everyone in the packed bar.

One of them was almost in tears when we left with their pants AND undies.

Today I'd probably just call the police.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This was over 20 years ago. Not really sure what happened but I woke up one Sunday, horribly hungover, hugging the light from the top of a Police car.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Woke up with an STD

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

2 years ago in Basel - so d*unk needed a wee after leaving ground but gents was full, so went in to woman's and the cubicles were all full, so relived myself in the sink

Completely forgot about it till at airport and going to the loo

At a works Xmas party an intern accused me that I was looking at her tits, now sober me would have said no...d*unk me said you they do look half bad, cocked head to check out her bum, and your Arse is quiet nice as well. Cue historical laughter from people around me....Monday afternoon was interesting

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