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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A few months ago I had a new guy move into my house and since then a few bits of food stuff has gone missing (from me and other housemates) now I don't mind people borrowing stuff if 1 I get it back and 2 they save some for me. I explained this to the guy without accusing him of course and everything was fine he used a bit of my milk I use some of his etc! This morning however I went to make my lunch to be met with a completely scraped out tub of butter. Also noticed a carton of cranberry juice had been d*unk (not that I wanted it anyway). So I ask what people think I should do? I'm debating buying more butter using some then spreading laxatives on it or is that too wrong?

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

I get its irritating, I'd suggest having another word with him rather than lacing his food and making him Ill though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes thats wrong however disrespectful they are being. Its very annoying but kind of comes with thr territory of house shares. Get a mini fridge in your room x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I get its irritating, I'd suggest having another word with him rather than lacing his food and making him Ill though "

Not technically his food I'd be spiking it's my own! If he steals it it's his own fault

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes thats wrong however disrespectful they are being. Its very annoying but kind of comes with thr territory of house shares. Get a mini fridge in your room x"

Don't have space or and spare plugs left

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Well I had somebody knicking my milk off the step so got up really early 1 morning opened it really carefully took a nice big swig and filled it back up with anti freeze. Well it was a cold morning wasn't it and thought it might have the same effect as ready break

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I said to buy a small tub of butter with a note saying 'here's some on us, now when it's gone buy your own!!' The guy is a nightmare of epic proportions, he threatened to punch the poor guy downstairs for making a bit of noise in the kitchen late one night!!

G x

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Put strong laxatives in some of it.

Worked a treat on a housemate I had many many years ago.

He was also a chocolate addict, and nicked a load of liqueur chocolates, so we got a new box, sucked out the liqueur fillings with a syringe, and replaced it with the hottest chilli essence we could find.

He got the message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I had somebody knicking my milk off the step so got up really early 1 morning opened it really carefully took a nice big swig and filled it back up with anti freeze. Well it was a cold morning wasn't it and thought it might have the same effect as ready break

Osnt anti freeze highly poisonous ??

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Osnt anti freeze highly poisonous ??

Sadly not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Osnt anti freeze highly poisonous ??

Yes it is! And I'd never put something that dangerous in some that somebody might eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Osnt anti freeze highly poisonous ??

It can be fatal pretty quickly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Osnt anti freeze highly poisonous ??

Sadly not

It is google it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stealing is wrong but poisoning someone is just as bad or worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I said to buy a small tub of butter with a note saying 'here's some on us, now when it's gone buy your own!!' The guy is a nightmare of epic proportions, he threatened to punch the poor guy downstairs for making a bit of noise in the kitchen late one night!!

G x"

Can't you ask him to leave if he's that bad?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

G x"

You don't half pick your places to live fuck me

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Bladey that's just wrong on all levels

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Osnt anti freeze highly poisonous ??

Sadly not

It is google it!"

Depends which type stop being such a girl. I had no brew in the morning ffs I'd have shot the cunt if I court him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't you move in your own flat or something then you won't have to share with anyone ?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Why don't you and geek look about getting a place of your own it sounds a nightmare so glad I don't live in shared accommodation any longer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

G x

Can't you ask him to leave if he's that bad?"

I've spoke to the landlady she's told me he hasn't paid any rent since March and told her he lost his job 2 weeks (which explains why he's "borrowing" food). But it takes a while to get an eviction apparently

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can't you move in your own flat or something then you won't have to share with anyone ?"

Great minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be careful with lacing it! Knew a guy once who went to prison for lacing milk with a substance. It's unlawful!! ...just saying!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few months ago I had a new guy move into my house and since then a few bits of food stuff has gone missing (from me and other housemates) now I don't mind people borrowing stuff if 1 I get it back and 2 they save some for me. I explained this to the guy without accusing him of course and everything was fine he used a bit of my milk I use some of his etc! This morning however I went to make my lunch to be met with a completely scraped out tub of butter. Also noticed a carton of cranberry juice had been d*unk (not that I wanted it anyway). So I ask what people think I should do? I'm debating buying more butter using some then spreading laxatives on it or is that too wrong?

-Ads"

you should not share a flat or have housemates if you get so uptight about these things, its a bloody tub of butter lol

jeeez lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

G x

Can't you ask him to leave if he's that bad?

-Ads"

It does if you have an AST

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Osnt anti freeze highly poisonous ??

Sadly not

It is google it!

Depends which type stop being such a girl. I had no brew in the morning ffs I'd have shot the cunt if I court him

Im not being a girl bladey thats bad.

Ethylene glycol poisoning is caused by the ingestion of ethylene glycol, the primary ingredient in automotive antifreeze. Ethylene glycol is a toxic, colorless, odorless, almost nonvolatile liquid with a sweet taste that is sometimes accidentally consumed by children and animals due to its sweetness. Following ingestion the symptoms of poisoning progress from signs similar to intoxication and vomiting; to hyperventilation, metabolic acidosis, and cardiovascular dysfunction; and finally acute kidney failure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get its irritating, I'd suggest having another word with him rather than lacing his food and making him Ill though

Not technically his food I'd be spiking it's my own! If he steals it it's his own fault

-Ads"

Yeah good luck pursauding a jury on that one.

Anyway man up and speak to him.

Or see if anyone has been having thier partner around alot youd be surprised how often its the hf/bf rather than the flatmate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G x

Can't you ask him to leave if he's that bad?

-Ads"

Oh sorry i misunderstood...in your op you said it was your house.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Bladey that's just wrong on all levels

Did you not hear I had no brew in the morning and went on for some time. I feel no remorse it was fair so razzers to the lot of ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Osnt anti freeze highly poisonous ??

Sadly not

It is google it!

Depends which type stop being such a girl. I had no brew in the morning ffs I'd have shot the cunt if I court him

Im not being a girl bladey thats bad.

Its what people use to poison cats as it tastes sweet so they happily lap it up

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

Dude iam with you had a house mate used to take food and fags and well anything never did the cleanings so one night he came home pissed and I was going out shaved my balls and ass and some of the other guys did as well as snot and spit and then put it all on a pizza put it in the mic for a few seconds then went out now if he had not stolen it he would be fine but once again he ate what was not his and well he got a shock buut this is after taking food using other ppls fish for his cats using bleach on my face cloth to clean his coat not flushing after the shit never washing the sink after a shave letting his cats piss an shit every where getting every one ill for 2 weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't you move in your own flat or something then you won't have to share with anyone ?

Great minds

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

-Ads

you should not share a flat or have housemates if you get so uptight about these things, its a bloody tub of butter lol

jeeez lol"

I wouldn't mind but it's the 3rd tub I've brought in 2 weeks I usually go through maybe 1 a fortnight ever think I live in shares accomedation because I can't afford anywhere else?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

-Ads

you should not share a flat or have housemates if you get so uptight about these things, its a bloody tub of butter lol

jeeez lol"

Think it's the principle more than anything we have this issue at work where people just nick your sandwich then put it half eaten in the fridge when they reliase it wasn't theirs...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

G x

You don't half pick your places to live fuck me

I have technically moved in yet!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Bladey that's just wrong on all levels

Did you not hear I had no brew in the morning and went on for some time. I feel no remorse it was fair so razzers to the lot of ya

You wouldn't be saying that when you are in the clink doing time lol

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Osnt anti freeze highly poisonous ??

Sadly not

It is google it!

Depends which type stop being such a girl. I had no brew in the morning ffs I'd have shot the cunt if I court him

Im not being a girl bladey thats bad.

For a start it's not colourless is normally ether pink or blue and 2nd it bloody stinks and I had no brew for God sake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

-Ads

you should not share a flat or have housemates if you get so uptight about these things, its a bloody tub of butter lol

jeeez lol"

It's not just a tub of butter though, it's cider, juice and other food from other people

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Bladey that's just wrong on all levels

Did you not hear I had no brew in the morning and went on for some time. I feel no remorse it was fair so razzers to the lot of ya

You wouldn't be saying that when you are in the clink doing time lol "

Nope I'd be saying prove it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

G x

You don't half pick your places to live fuck me

I have technically moved in yet!! "

Meant to say haven't lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Osnt anti freeze highly poisonous ??

Sadly not

It is google it!

Depends which type stop being such a girl. I had no brew in the morning ffs I'd have shot the cunt if I court him

Im not being a girl bladey thats bad.

For a start it's not colourless is normally ether pink or blue and 2nd it bloody stinks and I had no brew for God sake "

Well for your sake i hope they took it for a laugh and no one drank it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-Ads

you should not share a flat or have housemates if you get so uptight about these things, its a bloody tub of butter lol

jeeez lol

It's not just a tub of butter though, it's cider, juice and other food from other people"

Why don't you get your own place then ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dude iam with you had a house mate used to take food and fags and well anything never did the cleanings so one night he came home pissed and I was going out shaved my balls and ass and some of the other guys did as well as snot and spit and then put it all on a pizza put it in the mic for a few seconds then went out now if he had not stolen it he would be fine but once again he ate what was not his and well he got a shock buut this is after taking food using other ppls fish for his cats using bleach on my face cloth to clean his coat not flushing after the shit never washing the sink after a shave letting his cats piss an shit every where getting every one ill for 2 weeks "

All rhis and more in this weeks thrilling episode of "Shit that never happened!"

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

-Ads

you should not share a flat or have housemates if you get so uptight about these things, its a bloody tub of butter lol

jeeez lol

It's not just a tub of butter though, it's cider, juice and other food from other people

Why don't you get your own place then ??"

They can't afford it....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

-Ads

you should not share a flat or have housemates if you get so uptight about these things, its a bloody tub of butter lol

jeeez lol

It's not just a tub of butter though, it's cider, juice and other food from other people

Why don't you get your own place then ??"

Because we can't afford it obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Osnt anti freeze highly poisonous ??

Sadly not

It is google it!

Depends which type stop being such a girl. I had no brew in the morning ffs I'd have shot the cunt if I court him

Im not being a girl bladey thats bad.

For a start it's not colourless is normally ether pink or blue and 2nd it bloody stinks and I had no brew for God sake "

You wanna go down your local pikey garage.

Get the proper neat stuff there :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All this talk of spiking stuff..............

Just tell him to stop taking the piss.

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

All rhis and more in this weeks thrilling episode of "Shit that never happened!""
sorry what? I know what I have done and what has happend and your calling me a lier?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G x

You don't half pick your places to live fuck me

I have technically moved in yet!!

Meant to say haven't lol"

I'd be inclined not to then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-Ads

you should not share a flat or have housemates if you get so uptight about these things, its a bloody tub of butter lol

jeeez lol

It's not just a tub of butter though, it's cider, juice and other food from other people

Why don't you get your own place then ??

Because we can't afford it obviously "

Do you want to rent my garage? It's quite nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whosoever shall unlawfully and maliciously administer to or cause to be administered to or taken by any other person any poison or other destructive or noxious thing, with intent to injure, aggrieve, or annoy such person, shall be guilty of a misdemeanor, and being convicted thereof shall be liable . . . F1 to be kept in penal servitude . .

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Osnt anti freeze highly poisonous ??

Sadly not

It is google it!

Depends which type stop being such a girl. I had no brew in the morning ffs I'd have shot the cunt if I court him

Im not being a girl bladey thats bad.

Its what people use to poison cats as it tastes sweet so they happily lap it up"

I repeat. Blue or pink and stinks not the same stuff

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Osnt anti freeze highly poisonous ??

It is! Ethylene glycol, causes crystals to form in the blood. Got that information from the crime and investigation channel!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All this talk of spiking stuff..............

Just tell him to stop taking the piss. "

Don't worry once I move in and I start buying shopping if he steals what I buy I'll be giving the dickhead a piece of my mind!!

G x

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Osnt anti freeze highly poisonous ??

It is! Ethylene glycol, causes crystals to form in the blood. Got that information from the crime and investigation channel! "

you are as bad as me with the ID channel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy bagels, leave them for your greedy housemate to help themselves to.

Once they've done so have a laugh with them that someone's had your bagels but you've had them round your hard on for a laugh and have pics - take some in case they call your bluff, plus you can now proudly say you've fucked a bagel.

Watch the realisation on their face that you know that they know that you know they've ate a begal that's been on your cock. Job done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Osnt anti freeze highly poisonous ??

Sadly not

It is google it!

Depends which type stop being such a girl. I had no brew in the morning ffs I'd have shot the cunt if I court him

Im not being a girl bladey thats bad.

Its what people use to poison cats as it tastes sweet so they happily lap it up

I repeat. Blue or pink and stinks not the same stuff "

Its the same they hust add dyes and things like bitrex so if you can actually force it down youre pretty damn dedicated.

But none of that would matter to a court you put poision in something you hoped a human would consume.

Its like putting a landmine in your parking space and trying to act innocent saying "not my fault he got blown up shouldnt have parked there:

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Osnt anti freeze highly poisonous ??

Sadly not

It is google it!

Depends which type stop being such a girl. I had no brew in the morning ffs I'd have shot the cunt if I court him

Im not being a girl bladey thats bad.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Fuck sharing a house with most of you lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Buy bagels, leave them for your greedy housemate to help themselves to.

Watch the realisation on their face that you know that they know that you know they've ate a begal that's been on your cock. Job done.

I'm buying bagels tonight then!!!! G x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can kill a Scot inside york walls as long as they are armed with a bow and arrow .

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Bladey that's just wrong on all levels

Did you not hear I had no brew in the morning and went on for some time. I feel no remorse it was fair so razzers to the lot of ya

Quite right, too.

The first brew of the day is a sacred thing. No man should shit with another man's (or woman's) first brew.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Osnt anti freeze highly poisonous ??

Sadly not

It is google it!

Depends which type stop being such a girl. I had no brew in the morning ffs I'd have shot the cunt if I court him

Im not being a girl bladey thats bad.

Its what people use to poison cats as it tastes sweet so they happily lap it up

I repeat. Blue or pink and stinks not the same stuff

Its the same they hust add dyes and things like bitrex so if you can actually force it down youre pretty damn dedicated.

But none of that would matter to a court you put poision in something you hoped a human would consume.

Its like putting a landmine in your parking space and trying to act innocent saying "not my fault he got blown up shouldnt have parked there:"

No I didn't I stopped my milk from freezing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck sharing a house with most of you lot

There's a heck of a lot of homoerotic sugggestions.

But yeah for all those suggesting genitals on food etc.

Remember he can and will just do the same or worse to your food.

Or you know shit inside your pillow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Osnt anti freeze highly poisonous ??

It can be fatal pretty quickly!"

Yes it's poisonous once it's metabolised. The antidote is alcohol. The body will metabolise alcohol over ethylene glycol and so the antifreeze will be excreted without being metabolised and you'll be grand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Osnt anti freeze highly poisonous ??

It can be fatal pretty quickly!

Isnt that methanol, or does alcohol cure both?

*ads bottle of sctoch to first aid kit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiking your food or anyone else's isn't a good idea imo.

If you start doing it then he retaliates it could get out of hand very quickly and you've already said he has a tendency for violence.

Pinching your food is pretty low but threatening other house members, I imagine, would breach his contract or whatever and make it easier for your landlady to have him evicted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Osnt anti freeze highly poisonous ??

It is! Ethylene glycol, causes crystals to form in the blood. Got that information from the crime and investigation channel! "

In the kidneys

I drink it when I run out of vodka

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

At work we started putting food colouring in our milk. Doesn't change the taste but the colour stopped people punching it!!

Do you label your food? An alternative is a fridge in each room

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Osnt anti freeze highly poisonous ??

It can be fatal pretty quickly!

He had my milk I'm not buying him a beer to

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"I get its irritating, I'd suggest having another word with him rather than lacing his food and making him Ill though

Not technically his food I'd be spiking it's my own! If he steals it it's his own fault

-Ads"

I'm pretty sure that would be considered as some sort of assault in law. Especially if there was intent to cause harm. I'd stick to reasoning with the guy and, if that does not work, get your own mini fridge to use until such time as you and the others can get him to leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have another word with him maybe a little firmer this time, and explain that yes you feel sorry for his situation but it's not on.

Poisoning stuff even you're own would put you in the frame for gbh or abh.

Explain that steeling is stealing no matter what the amount or what it is and you would not put up with anymore, you could offer help in exchange for him doing stuff around the place for your landlady ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Osnt anti freeze highly poisonous ??

It can be fatal pretty quickly!

Isnt that methanol, or does alcohol cure both?

*ads bottle of sctoch to first aid kit"

Ethanol for ethylene glycol poisoning too.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Osnt anti freeze highly poisonous ??

It is! Ethylene glycol, causes crystals to form in the blood. Got that information from the crime and investigation channel!

you are as bad as me with the ID channel "

It's addictive. Ben looks at me funny when he sees the planner: Deadly Women, Fatal Vows, Killer Couples etc!

If a newbie or someone not a forum regular had written they'd put a toxic substance into a consumable they'd have been ripped a new one.

This place is something else at times.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Bladey that's just wrong on all levels

Did you not hear I had no brew in the morning and went on for some time. I feel no remorse it was fair so razzers to the lot of ya

Quite right, too.

The first brew of the day is a sacred thing. No man should shit with another man's (or woman's) first brew.

At last somebody understand the impotence of a bloody brew in the morning

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I used to work on one site and some wanker kept nicking ma blue top milk, went in one week and left a pint in the fridge, half milk half piss

They soon stopped

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"Stealing is wrong but poisoning someone is just as bad or worse."

Just as bad or worse!!

I think it's definitely worse.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Osnt anti freeze highly poisonous ??

It is! Ethylene glycol, causes crystals to form in the blood. Got that information from the crime and investigation channel!

you are as bad as me with the ID channel

It's addictive. Ben looks at me funny when he sees the planner: Deadly Women, Fatal Vows, Killer Couples etc!

If a newbie or someone not a forum regular had written they'd put a toxic substance into a consumable they'd have been ripped a new one.

This place is something else at times.

Do .each a favour

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Osnt anti freeze highly poisonous ??

It is! Ethylene glycol, causes crystals to form in the blood. Got that information from the crime and investigation channel!

you are as bad as me with the ID channel

It's addictive. Ben looks at me funny when he sees the planner: Deadly Women, Fatal Vows, Killer Couples etc!

If a newbie or someone not a forum regular had written they'd put a toxic substance into a consumable they'd have been ripped a new one.

This place is something else at times.

Oh I love deadly women

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Osnt anti freeze highly poisonous ??

It is! Ethylene glycol, causes crystals to form in the blood. Got that information from the crime and investigation channel!

you are as bad as me with the ID channel

It's addictive. Ben looks at me funny when he sees the planner: Deadly Women, Fatal Vows, Killer Couples etc!

If a newbie or someone not a forum regular had written they'd put a toxic substance into a consumable they'd have been ripped a new one.

This place is something else at times.

Do .each a favour

Bladey she does have a point and you do know it had it been someone else you would be shitting out of two holes sometimes it is double standards on here and even you know that!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Osnt anti freeze highly poisonous ??

It is! Ethylene glycol, causes crystals to form in the blood. Got that information from the crime and investigation channel!

you are as bad as me with the ID channel

It's addictive. Ben looks at me funny when he sees the planner: Deadly Women, Fatal Vows, Killer Couples etc!

If a newbie or someone not a forum regular had written they'd put a toxic substance into a consumable they'd have been ripped a new one.

This place is something else at times.

Do .each a favour

Bladey she does have a point and you do know it had it been someone else you would be shitting out of two holes sometimes it is double standards on here and even you know that! "

Indeed!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

This is all very confusing. The housemate of a house that someone hasn't moved in to yet is stealing food from someone who technically doesn't live there

The man obviously has problems in his life since he's lost his job and has threatened physical violence. He in his turn is being threatened with assault via unknown administration of laxatives. Sounds like a bundle of laughs in that house

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

Bladey that's just wrong on all levels

Did you not hear I had no brew in the morning and went on for some time. I feel no remorse it was fair so razzers to the lot of ya

If you think grievous bodily harm, common assault, possible manslaughter and/or attempted murder are the correct response to someone stealing a bottle of your milk I'm just extremely glad you don't live anywhere near me.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Osnt anti freeze highly poisonous ??

It is! Ethylene glycol, causes crystals to form in the blood. Got that information from the crime and investigation channel!

you are as bad as me with the ID channel

It's addictive. Ben looks at me funny when he sees the planner: Deadly Women, Fatal Vows, Killer Couples etc!

If a newbie or someone not a forum regular had written they'd put a toxic substance into a consumable they'd have been ripped a new one.

This place is something else at times.

Do .each a favour

Bladey she does have a point and you do know it had it been someone else you would be shitting out of two holes sometimes it is double standards on here and even you know that! "

I think you know I'd never be shitting out of 2 holes and no matter what anyone thinks it's what I'd do again. I didn't pour it down his throat and I didn't ask him to steal it they where his choices not mine I simple decided to spoil what was my property to do with what I please

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Osnt anti freeze highly poisonous ??

It is! Ethylene glycol, causes crystals to form in the blood. Got that information from the crime and investigation channel!

you are as bad as me with the ID channel

It's addictive. Ben looks at me funny when he sees the planner: Deadly Women, Fatal Vows, Killer Couples etc!

If a newbie or someone not a forum regular had written they'd put a toxic substance into a consumable they'd have been ripped a new one.

This place is something else at times.

Do .each a favour

Bladey she does have a point and you do know it had it been someone else you would be shitting out of two holes sometimes it is double standards on here and even you know that!

That's your choice I don't agree with your methods but then I'm not you...what you did was wrong on all levels and sorry I can't see the funny side of trying to poision someone because they stole your milk.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"This is all very confusing. The housemate of a house that someone hasn't moved in to yet is stealing food from someone who technically doesn't live there

Completely agree

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is all very confusing. The housemate of a house that someone hasn't moved in to yet is stealing food from someone who technically doesn't live there

Right let me try clearing up some of the confusion! I've lived in the shared house for over a year with no problems!

Geeky is moving in July and we are hoping to use the extra money to save for a deposit!

He hasn't actually threatened the other guy to his face but said to me "I'm going to beat him before I move" (which was reported to landlady).

And I haven't actually threatened to spike it with laxatives was just after opinions and ideas of how to stop it happening!

I think I'm going with the bagel idea to be honest.

-Ads

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Osnt anti freeze highly poisonous ??

It is! Ethylene glycol, causes crystals to form in the blood. Got that information from the crime and investigation channel!

you are as bad as me with the ID channel

It's addictive. Ben looks at me funny when he sees the planner: Deadly Women, Fatal Vows, Killer Couples etc!

If a newbie or someone not a forum regular had written they'd put a toxic substance into a consumable they'd have been ripped a new one.

This place is something else at times.

Do .each a favour

Bladey she does have a point and you do know it had it been someone else you would be shitting out of two holes sometimes it is double standards on here and even you know that!

You should see what happens if they touch my car.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Ok,everyone gets the message don't use antifreeze

. Are there any other types of death acceptable with you lot?!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Ok,everyone gets the message don't use antifreeze

. Are there any other types of death acceptable with you lot?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picolax.

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over a year ago

"Ok,everyone gets the message don't use antifreeze

. Are there any other types of death acceptable with you lot?!

Auto erotic asphyxiation?

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Ok,everyone gets the message don't use antifreeze

. Are there any other types of death acceptable with you lot?!

Hang them by their toe nails over a slow burning fire

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Ok,everyone gets the message don't use antifreeze

. Are there any other types of death acceptable with you lot?!

Auto erotic asphyxiation?"

Can I use engine oil as a lube

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Picolax."
. Mmm I would have thought that not too many would be aware of this, unless had to take it for certain procedures or use it at work

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Picolax.. Mmm I would have thought that not too many would be aware of this, unless had to take it for certain procedures or use it at work

Mrs blue eyes

Shhh.....

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Ok,everyone gets the message don't use antifreeze

. Are there any other types of death acceptable with you lot?!

Auto erotic asphyxiation?

Can I use engine oil as a lube

Bladey how can I remove engine oil from my block paving?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"This is all very confusing. The housemate of a house that someone hasn't moved in to yet is stealing food from someone who technically doesn't live there

Right let me try clearing up some of the confusion! I've lived in the shared house for over a year with no problems!

Geeky is moving in July and we are hoping to use the extra money to save for a deposit!

He hasn't actually threatened the other guy to his face but said to me "I'm going to beat him before I move" (which was reported to landlady).

And I haven't actually threatened to spike it with laxatives was just after opinions and ideas of how to stop it happening!

I think I'm going with the bagel idea to be honest.

-Ads

Well he's saying to you he's going to beat someone and you're saying to us you're debating putting laxatives in butter. What happened to good old person to person communication? Sitting down, telling him you know he's down on his luck but stealing isn't going to help him get along with people. Incidentally do you have hard evidence that its him?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Picolax.. Mmm I would have thought that not too many would be aware of this, unless had to take it for certain procedures or use it at work

Mrs blue eyes

And anyone who is aware of it would only keep it in reserve for the most heinous of crimes like eating the last Rolo.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Picolax.. Mmm I would have thought that not too many would be aware of this, unless had to take it for certain procedures or use it at work

Mrs blue eyes

And anyone who is aware of it would only keep it in reserve for the most heinous of crimes like eating the last Rolo.

"
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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

Osnt anti freeze highly poisonous ??

It is! Ethylene glycol, causes crystals to form in the blood. Got that information from the crime and investigation channel!

you are as bad as me with the ID channel

It's addictive. Ben looks at me funny when he sees the planner: Deadly Women, Fatal Vows, Killer Couples etc!

If a newbie or someone not a forum regular had written they'd put a toxic substance into a consumable they'd have been ripped a new one.

This place is something else at times.

Do .each a favour

Bladey she does have a point and you do know it had it been someone else you would be shitting out of two holes sometimes it is double standards on here and even you know that!

But you are not entitled to do as you please even with your own property. Especially if what you please to do is cause harm to someone else.

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

What about a small communal budget for milk etc - all put in a bit and share.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

Osnt anti freeze highly poisonous ??

It is! Ethylene glycol, causes crystals to form in the blood. Got that information from the crime and investigation channel!

you are as bad as me with the ID channel

It's addictive. Ben looks at me funny when he sees the planner: Deadly Women, Fatal Vows, Killer Couples etc!

If a newbie or someone not a forum regular had written they'd put a toxic substance into a consumable they'd have been ripped a new one.

This place is something else at times.

Do .each a favour

Bladey she does have a point and you do know it had it been someone else you would be shitting out of two holes sometimes it is double standards on here and even you know that!

That's your choice I don't agree with your methods but then I'm not you...what you did was wrong on all levels and sorry I can't see the funny side of trying to poison someone because they stole your milk. "

Neither can I.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is all very confusing. The housemate of a house that someone hasn't moved in to yet is stealing food from someone who technically doesn't live there

Right let me try clearing up some of the confusion! I've lived in the shared house for over a year with no problems!

Geeky is moving in July and we are hoping to use the extra money to save for a deposit!

He hasn't actually threatened the other guy to his face but said to me "I'm going to beat him before I move" (which was reported to landlady).

And I haven't actually threatened to spike it with laxatives was just after opinions and ideas of how to stop it happening!

I think I'm going with the bagel idea to be honest.

-Ads

Other than the fact it was all good until he moved in or everyone having food go missing except him or the fact I caught him using my washing powder? No and yes because he think he can threaten the foreigners out the house (he as much as said so!)

He hasn't actually told me he's lost his job he told the land lady who he hasn't paid for 3 months which tells me he has no money (despite him bragging about all the holidays he's booked so he's lying to one of us) I've spoke to him as the original post states but he denies it of course!

The laxative idea was more to be sure who it was. And possibly prevent future thefts

-Ads

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I read down to where Vara explained to Bladey that Anti Freeze is poisonous. I'd despaired long before that tho .....

The story I am unpicking is that a man with no means is hungry and people are discussing how to poison him or at the very least make him homeless. Nice people.

If you live in a shared house and you don't want to share with your neighbour in his bad times, then lock your precious butter in your room.

How humiliating for him to be down to stealing.

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Instead of all the dramatics is it not just possible to have a house meeting and discuss the issue like grown arsed adults ??

As for the lacing of foods with piss or anti freeze ... stupid is as stupid does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy bagels, leave them for your greedy housemate to help themselves to.

Watch the realisation on their face that you know that they know that you know they've ate a begal that's been on your cock. Job done.

Brilliant

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"This is all very confusing. The housemate of a house that someone hasn't moved in to yet is stealing food from someone who technically doesn't live there

Right let me try clearing up some of the confusion! I've lived in the shared house for over a year with no problems!

Geeky is moving in July and we are hoping to use the extra money to save for a deposit!

He hasn't actually threatened the other guy to his face but said to me "I'm going to beat him before I move" (which was reported to landlady).

And I haven't actually threatened to spike it with laxatives was just after opinions and ideas of how to stop it happening!

I think I'm going with the bagel idea to be honest.

-Ads

There are some people, and not just women, who might find the idea of eating a cock ringed bagel a kinky turn on, especially if the cock was still inserted.

Just saying like!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I read down to where Vara explained to Bladey that Anti Freeze is poisonous. I'd despaired long before that tho .....

The story I am unpicking is that a man with no means is hungry and people are discussing how to poison him or at the very least make him homeless. Nice people.

If you live in a shared house and you don't want to share with your neighbour in his bad times, then lock your precious butter in your room.

How humiliating for him to be down to stealing.

I agree it's humiliating but I've told him if he needs anything ask don't just take! I'm happy enough to share if it's not all just take take take! Or should I just take £5 out of your account every week would you be happy? If he is jobless and unable to pay rent why should I have to step up to pay it for him? It's not my responsibility to look after a grown man in his mid-late 40s when I can't afford to clothe me or my children!!

-Ads

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Osnt anti freeze highly poisonous ??

It is! Ethylene glycol, causes crystals to form in the blood. Got that information from the crime and investigation channel!

you are as bad as me with the ID channel

It's addictive. Ben looks at me funny when he sees the planner: Deadly Women, Fatal Vows, Killer Couples etc!

If a newbie or someone not a forum regular had written they'd put a toxic substance into a consumable they'd have been ripped a new one.

This place is something else at times.

Do .each a favour

Bladey she does have a point and you do know it had it been someone else you would be shitting out of two holes sometimes it is double standards on here and even you know that!

But you are not entitled to do as you please even with your own property. Especially if what you please to do is cause harm to someone else."

Right and that's what I chose to do is it. at the end of the day I'll deal with my business my way as you are free to do the same with yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Instead of all the dramatics is it not just possible to have a house meeting and discuss the issue like grown arsed adults ??

As for the lacing of foods with piss or anti freeze ... stupid is as stupid does

Read the above posts I've already spoken to him more than once I haven't said I'm going to lace anything with anything but the idea was tempting! I just want to be able to store my food without wondering if I'll be able to eat it when I want!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Put some Lsd in his nutella and really freak him the fuck out x"

Now why didn't I think of that oh I know I'd not had my morning blasted brew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's a novel and not especially entertaining idea?

Maybe a small act of kindness on your part- cost you about a fiver?

Buy him a few groceries from your local cut price supermarket?

Bread, butter, milk, eggs..etc Give it to him personally and say that you are sorry he is going through a tough time and you have done what you can but can he please Ask if he needs anything in future?

It's being Christian (with a small c).

And will probably disarm him totally x

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"Keep your mitts of my food " should do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I read down to where Vara explained to Bladey that Anti Freeze is poisonous. I'd despaired long before that tho .....

The story I am unpicking is that a man with no means is hungry and people are discussing how to poison him or at the very least make him homeless. Nice people.

If you live in a shared house and you don't want to share with your neighbour in his bad times, then lock your precious butter in your room.

How humiliating for him to be down to stealing.

Sorry, but I don't think so it's fair when that couple are working for paying bills buy the food and they have to be ok with a guy who doesn't work and steal the food because he will be soon homless etc.

It his bloody choice. Laziness cheekiness. He could ask people talk with house mates but not steal.

He can find the job and just buy the food. Like all of us doing .

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

OP talk to him find out what the hell is going on in his life and if you can't afford to help him point him in the direction of the local food bank

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I read down to where Vara explained to Bladey that Anti Freeze is poisonous. I'd despaired long before that tho .....

The story I am unpicking is that a man with no means is hungry and people are discussing how to poison him or at the very least make him homeless. Nice people.

If you live in a shared house and you don't want to share with your neighbour in his bad times, then lock your precious butter in your room.

How humiliating for him to be down to stealing.

-Ads"

Ask don't take ? That's even more humiliating. I agree you are not there to provide his upkeep but in the short term,I , ME , MYSELF would feed another without any bad feeling. To NOT feed them while I eat would cause me to suffer.

I've known many a poor family help another without the moralising or moaning about what's yours and theirs.

To be fair to you , I do not know whether this man is a decent sort or a sponging twat.

As you have spoken to him,now speak to your landlady while you temporarily house your food in your room or put it all in a lockable box in the fridge.

If your landlady doesn't help soon then go to the police. Yes it's trivial and they have better things to do but you do need to let him know you won't tolerate it without letting your testosterone lose you the day or your murdering tendencies to get you a long prison sentence. Good luck x

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here's a novel and not especially entertaining idea?

Maybe a small act of kindness on your part- cost you about a fiver?

Buy him a few groceries from your local cut price supermarket?

It's being Christian (with a small c).

And will probably disarm him totally x

Sounds like a great idea except he's not letting in to anyone he is having a hard time he keeps bragging he's spent £450 on a holiday gave his ex £100 for a dress so I can't very well go up to him and act like he's got no money if he was honest and actually acted like he might be remorseful then I woul but as it is no why should I help a liar and a thief?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get its irritating, I'd suggest having another word with him rather than lacing his food and making him Ill though

Not technically his food I'd be spiking it's my own! If he steals it it's his own fault

-Ads"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Here's a novel and not especially entertaining idea?

Maybe a small act of kindness on your part- cost you about a fiver?

Buy him a few groceries from your local cut price supermarket?

It's being Christian (with a small c).

And will probably disarm him totally x

Thank fuck ! People would rather stab someone over a jelly tot that perform an act of kindness....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

@ thread

Do you need a lie down?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I get its irritating, I'd suggest having another word with him rather than lacing his food and making him Ill though

Not technically his food I'd be spiking it's my own! If he steals it it's his own fault

-Ads

What is it that people cannot see with this idiotic statement?

Lacing something and leaving it where others are able to take it and digest it whether they should or shouldn't is punishable. You'd have NO excuses.

Let's say my neighbours child keeps straying into my back garden cos they love playing on my kids swing and I don't like it. So I leave on my tree saw on by the swing and go indoors?

Not my fault ? Behave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At work we started putting food colouring in our milk. Doesn't change the taste but the colour stopped people punching it!!

Do you label your food? An alternative is a fridge in each room "

We had somone put adhesion promoter in one of the bottles of milk in the canteen fridge.

Its red and like a micture of solvent cleaner and chemical etcher the fumes are bad enough.

Anyway no one ever found out why if it was revenge or just a targeted/random attack but we had the police in and all sorts of hassle over it.

Then again we've had the police in because people drew cocks all over somones tool box

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

Osnt anti freeze highly poisonous ??

It is! Ethylene glycol, causes crystals to form in the blood. Got that information from the crime and investigation channel!

you are as bad as me with the ID channel

It's addictive. Ben looks at me funny when he sees the planner: Deadly Women, Fatal Vows, Killer Couples etc!

If a newbie or someone not a forum regular had written they'd put a toxic substance into a consumable they'd have been ripped a new one.

This place is something else at times.

Do .each a favour

Bladey she does have a point and you do know it had it been someone else you would be shitting out of two holes sometimes it is double standards on here and even you know that!

But you are not entitled to do as you please even with your own property. Especially if what you please to do is cause harm to someone else.

Right and that's what I chose to do is it. at the end of the day I'll deal with my business my way as you are free to do the same with yours"

It's everyone's business if what the way you choose to deal with something is by committing a serious crime. And make no mistake about it, what you have confessed to doing on this thread is a serious crime and, if you actually have done what you have confessed to doing, could end you up with a long stretch in prison.

At the moment I'm assuming that your confession is not actually genuine and is just a rather bad case of false bravado and something you thought would be funny to say. Maybe you should clarify.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's a novel and not especially entertaining idea?

Maybe a small act of kindness on your part- cost you about a fiver?

Buy him a few groceries from your local cut price supermarket?

It's being Christian (with a small c).

And will probably disarm him totally x

I don't know- maybe because he is hungry?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

@ thread

Ah come on Ruggers...this is nothing. You haven't sent anyone to the naughty step!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"This is all very confusing. The housemate of a house that someone hasn't moved in to yet is stealing food from someone who technically doesn't live there

Right let me try clearing up some of the confusion! I've lived in the shared house for over a year with no problems!

Geeky is moving in July and we are hoping to use the extra money to save for a deposit!

He hasn't actually threatened the other guy to his face but said to me "I'm going to beat him before I move" (which was reported to landlady).

And I haven't actually threatened to spike it with laxatives was just after opinions and ideas of how to stop it happening!

I think I'm going with the bagel idea to be honest.

-Ads

The laxative idea was more to be sure who it was. And possibly prevent future thefts

-Ads"

Sounds like a bad situation all round to me. I lived in shared accommodation when I was a student, I know how difficult it can be and I can see both sides of this. I'm in the "don't use laxatives to prove theft" camp.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I read down to where Vara explained to Bladey that Anti Freeze is poisonous. I'd despaired long before that tho .....

The story I am unpicking is that a man with no means is hungry and people are discussing how to poison him or at the very least make him homeless. Nice people.

If you live in a shared house and you don't want to share with your neighbour in his bad times, then lock your precious butter in your room.

How humiliating for him to be down to stealing.

-Ads

I've known many a poor family help another without the moralising or moaning about what's yours and theirs.

To be fair to you , I do not know whether this man is a decent sort or a sponging twat.

As you have spoken to him,now speak to your landlady while you temporarily house your food in your room or put it all in a lockable box in the fridge.

Spoken to the landlady she has already told me she's working on getting him out but it takes time apparently!

I've also said I do not intend on poisoning him that was another and I agree with what others have said its illegal and immoral (hence why I asked for the opinions)

As for testosterone I am the sort of person who would avoid conflict if I can for as long as I can!

I was after more of the alternative ideas for trying to get a definite of who it is and to stop the thefts than to hurt or affect anyone in a negative way

-Ads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not being a girl bladey thats bad.

Sounds like a hangover. Dangerous in large amounts though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's a novel and not especially entertaining idea?

Maybe a small act of kindness on your part- cost you about a fiver?

Buy him a few groceries from your local cut price supermarket?

It's being Christian (with a small c).

And will probably disarm him totally x

Tbh I'll admit that didn't even occur to me.

I think these days we arw brought up with a much more individualistic cut throat attitude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't read the whole thread, but this is part of why I haven't lived in shared housing since college, and even then I only had one roommate.

Get a mini fridge and put it in your room. Problem solved.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Osnt anti freeze highly poisonous ??

It is! Ethylene glycol, causes crystals to form in the blood. Got that information from the crime and investigation channel!

you are as bad as me with the ID channel

It's addictive. Ben looks at me funny when he sees the planner: Deadly Women, Fatal Vows, Killer Couples etc!

If a newbie or someone not a forum regular had written they'd put a toxic substance into a consumable they'd have been ripped a new one.

This place is something else at times.

Do .each a favour

Bladey she does have a point and you do know it had it been someone else you would be shitting out of two holes sometimes it is double standards on here and even you know that!

But you are not entitled to do as you please even with your own property. Especially if what you please to do is cause harm to someone else.

Right and that's what I chose to do is it. at the end of the day I'll deal with my business my way as you are free to do the same with yours

At the moment I'm assuming that your confession is not actually genuine and is just a rather bad case of false bravado and something you thought would be funny to say. Maybe you should clarify."

No comment officer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here's a novel and not especially entertaining idea?

Maybe a small act of kindness on your part- cost you about a fiver?

Buy him a few groceries from your local cut price supermarket?

It's being Christian (with a small c).

And will probably disarm him totally x

I don't know- maybe because he is hungry?"

He has food in his fucking cupboard if he can afford sweet potato and jerk chicken he can afford a tub of bloody butter!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I read down to where Vara explained to Bladey that Anti Freeze is poisonous. I'd despaired long before that tho .....

The story I am unpicking is that a man with no means is hungry and people are discussing how to poison him or at the very least make him homeless. Nice people.

If you live in a shared house and you don't want to share with your neighbour in his bad times, then lock your precious butter in your room.

How humiliating for him to be down to stealing.

-Ads

I've known many a poor family help another without the moralising or moaning about what's yours and theirs.

To be fair to you , I do not know whether this man is a decent sort or a sponging twat.

As you have spoken to him,now speak to your landlady while you temporarily house your food in your room or put it all in a lockable box in the fridge.

Spoken to the landlady she has already told me she's working on getting him out but it takes time apparently!

I've also said I do not intend on poisoning him that was another and I agree with what others have said its illegal and immoral (hence why I asked for the opinions)

As for testosterone I am the sort of person who would avoid conflict if I can for as long as I can!

I was after more of the alternative ideas for trying to get a definite of who it is and to stop the thefts than to hurt or affect anyone in a negative way

-Ads"

House meeting, ask for frank and open discussion around ways to prevent food going missing and ask if anyone is down on their luck and might need a helping hand. He might still do whatever he's doing but you can go forward knowing you behaved like an adult who gives a damn and whoever is taking the food gets an example of honourable behaviour. Win/win.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Bloody hell,ask a question eh! As someone said just buy a lockable box to put in the fridge...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I read down to where Vara explained to Bladey that Anti Freeze is poisonous. I'd despaired long before that tho .....

The story I am unpicking is that a man with no means is hungry and people are discussing how to poison him or at the very least make him homeless. Nice people.

If you live in a shared house and you don't want to share with your neighbour in his bad times, then lock your precious butter in your room.

How humiliating for him to be down to stealing.

-Ads

I've known many a poor family help another without the moralising or moaning about what's yours and theirs.

To be fair to you , I do not know whether this man is a decent sort or a sponging twat.

As you have spoken to him,now speak to your landlady while you temporarily house your food in your room or put it all in a lockable box in the fridge.

Spoken to the landlady she has already told me she's working on getting him out but it takes time apparently!

I've also said I do not intend on poisoning him that was another and I agree with what others have said its illegal and immoral (hence why I asked for the opinions)

As for testosterone I am the sort of person who would avoid conflict if I can for as long as I can!

I was after more of the alternative ideas for trying to get a definite of who it is and to stop the thefts than to hurt or affect anyone in a negative way

-Ads"

Bit of sneaky cam or similar...... BUT.... if I steal a knob of jam DON'T think it automatically means I stole all the other stuff. Okay!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I haven't read the whole thread, but this is part of why I haven't lived in shared housing since college, and even then I only had one roommate.

Get a mini fridge and put it in your room. Problem solved.

No room and no free sockets...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know- maybe because he is hungry?

He has food in his fucking cupboard if he can afford sweet potato and jerk chicken he can afford a tub of bloody butter!!"

There is no need to get abusive towards me- I was simply offering an opinion- which you sought out by posting this thread?

I think you should just talk to him. That is what I would do. Unless you are afraid of him and that is why you haven't already done so?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't read the whole thread, but this is part of why I haven't lived in shared housing since college, and even then I only had one roommate.

Get a mini fridge and put it in your room. Problem solved.

No room and no free sockets..."

Dupe acxount and forgot to switch!?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I haven't read the whole thread, but this is part of why I haven't lived in shared housing since college, and even then I only had one roommate.

Get a mini fridge and put it in your room. Problem solved.

No room and no free sockets...

Dupe acxount and forgot to switch!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All this Fuss about a carton of butter and some unwanted cranberry juice.

I think we should set up a crowdfunding page for the poor fellow

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Picolax."

I like your style!

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"Here's a novel and not especially entertaining idea?

Maybe a small act of kindness on your part- cost you about a fiver?

Buy him a few groceries from your local cut price supermarket?

It's being Christian (with a small c).

And will probably disarm him totally x

I don't know- maybe because he is hungry?"

I really like your approach and attitude towards this. It's totally commendable. However, having been in a similar situation to the OP myself in the past I can understand how dam annoying it can be. All I can say to the OP is do what you know to be the right thing, even if it is difficult and annoying. You'll not only be a better person for it but you'll feel a better person to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know- maybe because he is hungry?

He has food in his fucking cupboard if he can afford sweet potato and jerk chicken he can afford a tub of bloody butter!!

There is no need to get abusive towards me- I was simply offering an opinion- which you sought out by posting this thread?

I think you should just talk to him. That is what I would do. Unless you are afraid of him and that is why you haven't already done so?"

As I like to say to those who prefer to use their fists or threats of violence to resolve conflict; use your words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't read the whole thread, but this is part of why I haven't lived in shared housing since college, and even then I only had one roommate.

Get a mini fridge and put it in your room. Problem solved.

No room and no free sockets...

Dupe acxount and forgot to switch!?

Joking that youre the OPs second fake account and you forgot to change beforw replying as you answered a question asnif you were them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't know- maybe because he is hungry?

He has food in his fucking cupboard if he can afford sweet potato and jerk chicken he can afford a tub of bloody butter!!

There is no need to get abusive towards me- I was simply offering an opinion- which you sought out by posting this thread?

I think you should just talk to him. That is what I would do. Unless you are afraid of him and that is why you haven't already done so?"

I have spoke to him many times and I didn't mean to swear I'm just getting frustrated with the whole "awww lets feel sorry for the poor under fed man" who by the way has a gym membership and is constantly bragging about money

I'm all for being kind and I've often enough given stuff to others even when I'm skint but it gets ridiculous when it leave me without anything for lunch because I can't make a bloody sandwich!

"I haven't read the whole thread, but this is part of why I haven't lived in shared housing since college, and even then I only had one roommate.

Get a mini fridge and put it in your room. Problem solved.

No room and no free sockets...

Dupe acxount and forgot to switch!?

No I think someone is actually reading other things I've written?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't read the whole thread, but this is part of why I haven't lived in shared housing since college, and even then I only had one roommate.

Get a mini fridge and put it in your room. Problem solved.

No room and no free sockets..."

That's an excuse. If my room didn't have space for a mini fridge I'd probably move out anyway. Sockets can be freed up.

Things only remain problems when we let them remain so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't read the whole thread, but this is part of why I haven't lived in shared housing since college, and even then I only had one roommate.

Get a mini fridge and put it in your room. Problem solved.

No room and no free sockets...

Dupe acxount and forgot to switch!?

I think she's just repeating what the op said earlier, as the whole thread wasn't read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't read the whole thread, but this is part of why I haven't lived in shared housing since college, and even then I only had one roommate.

Get a mini fridge and put it in your room. Problem solved.

No room and no free sockets...

Dupe acxount and forgot to switch!?

I think she's just repeating what the op said earlier, as the whole thread wasn't read

Tbh ive not read half this thread

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I don't know- maybe because he is hungry?

He has food in his fucking cupboard if he can afford sweet potato and jerk chicken he can afford a tub of bloody butter!!

There is no need to get abusive towards me- I was simply offering an opinion- which you sought out by posting this thread?

I think you should just talk to him. That is what I would do. Unless you are afraid of him and that is why you haven't already done so?"

Im envious of his 'fucking cupoard' .. I'm still using the bedroom.

If he can afford a fucking cupboard he can afford butter.... I've come over all Last Tango ...

I think Anger and Envy were the Genisis of this thread.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

I don't know- maybe because he is hungry?

He has food in his fucking cupboard if he can afford sweet potato and jerk chicken he can afford a tub of bloody butter!!

There is no need to get abusive towards me- I was simply offering an opinion- which you sought out by posting this thread?

I think you should just talk to him. That is what I would do. Unless you are afraid of him and that is why you haven't already done so?

I'm all for being kind and I've often enough given stuff to others even when I'm skint but it gets ridiculous when it leave me without anything for lunch because I can't make a bloody sandwich!

I haven't read the whole thread, but this is part of why I haven't lived in shared housing since college, and even then I only had one roommate.

Get a mini fridge and put it in your room. Problem solved.

No room and no free sockets...

Dupe acxount and forgot to switch!?

No I think someone is actually reading other things I've written?"

I was,perhaps I should have clarified that

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

Osnt anti freeze highly poisonous ??

It is! Ethylene glycol, causes crystals to form in the blood. Got that information from the crime and investigation channel!

you are as bad as me with the ID channel

It's addictive. Ben looks at me funny when he sees the planner: Deadly Women, Fatal Vows, Killer Couples etc!

If a newbie or someone not a forum regular had written they'd put a toxic substance into a consumable they'd have been ripped a new one.

This place is something else at times.

Do .each a favour

Bladey she does have a point and you do know it had it been someone else you would be shitting out of two holes sometimes it is double standards on here and even you know that!

But you are not entitled to do as you please even with your own property. Especially if what you please to do is cause harm to someone else.

Right and that's what I chose to do is it. at the end of the day I'll deal with my business my way as you are free to do the same with yours

At the moment I'm assuming that your confession is not actually genuine and is just a rather bad case of false bravado and something you thought would be funny to say. Maybe you should clarify.

No comment officer"

That has to be the best and most sensible comment you've made on this thread so far.

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"Instead of all the dramatics is it not just possible to have a house meeting and discuss the issue like grown arsed adults ??

As for the lacing of foods with piss or anti freeze ... stupid is as stupid does

I read them ..you just mentioned ppl can borrow things as long as they put it back. Not a direct you are taking the piss and don't touch stuff conversation .

As I said house meeting to show it's noted and not being accepted and not pointing a finger at a particular individual . Seems the logical and adult step or you can still go with wearing bagel on your cock. That's not heading for retaliations is it lol.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I haven't read the whole thread, but this is part of why I haven't lived in shared housing since college, and even then I only had one roommate.

Get a mini fridge and put it in your room. Problem solved.

No room and no free sockets...

Dupe acxount and forgot to switch!?

Joking that youre the OPs second fake account and you forgot to change beforw replying as you answered a question asnif you were them."

No dopey I just read what Ads wrote

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is all very confusing. The housemate of a house that someone hasn't moved in to yet is stealing food from someone who technically doesn't live there

Ads lives there, I'm moving in with him in July. Ads doesn't buy much food and is a day by day kind of man, he also is the kind of man that doesn't have much money, so he doesn't really want things being taken (as with most people)

The house is a lovely place, it's not a horrible place to live and most of the housemates are brilliant and keep themselves to themselves. Ads had no problems before this guy moved in (as he said it's not just his food that goes missing), the guy in question was quite a nice guy to start with then the stuff started going missing and he started prattling on about noise, I don't think he has ever lived in a shared house and their is going to be noise

G x

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Osnt anti freeze highly poisonous ??

It is! Ethylene glycol, causes crystals to form in the blood. Got that information from the crime and investigation channel!

you are as bad as me with the ID channel

It's addictive. Ben looks at me funny when he sees the planner: Deadly Women, Fatal Vows, Killer Couples etc!

If a newbie or someone not a forum regular had written they'd put a toxic substance into a consumable they'd have been ripped a new one.

This place is something else at times.

Do .each a favour

Bladey she does have a point and you do know it had it been someone else you would be shitting out of two holes sometimes it is double standards on here and even you know that!

But you are not entitled to do as you please even with your own property. Especially if what you please to do is cause harm to someone else.

Right and that's what I chose to do is it. at the end of the day I'll deal with my business my way as you are free to do the same with yours

At the moment I'm assuming that your confession is not actually genuine and is just a rather bad case of false bravado and something you thought would be funny to say. Maybe you should clarify.

No comment officer

That has to be the best and most sensible comment you've made on this thread so far."

Grrrrr

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I haven't read the whole thread, but this is part of why I haven't lived in shared housing since college, and even then I only had one roommate.

Get a mini fridge and put it in your room. Problem solved.

No room and no free sockets...

Dupe acxount and forgot to switch!?

I think she's just repeating what the op said earlier, as the whole thread wasn't read

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"This is all very confusing. The housemate of a house that someone hasn't moved in to yet is stealing food from someone who technically doesn't live there

G x"

Yep.... there is going to be noise and butter borrowers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a housemate who stole food from me. We were all students. My housemate can't have been that broke, he was out drinking more than I was. And he could afford the occasional recreational drugs as well.

I even helped him do some of his coursework.

He and his mates would nick my food. They just thought it was funny, and basically they couldn't be arsed to walk down to the shops when my food was just there. The twat nicked my chocolate. All of it. I can't function without chocolate.

Some people steal food because they are genuinely hungry and can't afford it. Some people nick food because they can't be arsed to go buy their own and these people are called "bastards".

I never got replacements bought for me either.

I don't know what I'd do tbh, except try and hide/lock away food until the landlord can get rid of him.

Or both of you look for another house share with nicer people? That's probably quicker than waiting for your landlady to get rid of him.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm going to the shop anyone want out

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"This is all very confusing. The housemate of a house that someone hasn't moved in to yet is stealing food from someone who technically doesn't live there

G x

Yep.... there is going to be noise and butter borrowers. "

Butter borrowers or butter thieves?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I'm going to the shop anyone want out

Cheers,I have a list. No peeing in anything on the way back!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to the shop anyone want out

Tub of butter please ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had a housemate who stole food from me. We were all students. My housemate can't have been that broke, he was out drinking more than I was. And he could afford the occasional recreational drugs as well.

I even helped him do some of his coursework.

Some people steal food because they are genuinely hungry and can't afford it. Some people nick food because they can't be arsed to go buy their own and these people are called "bastards".

I never got replacements bought for me either.

I don't know what I'd do tbh, except try and hide/lock away food until the landlord can get rid of him.

Or both of you look for another house share with nicer people? That's probably quicker than waiting for your landlady to get rid of him."

A housemate I shared a house with as a student nicked food out of the freezer as he said he thought it was going off

He even had the bloody nerve to "borrow" a jacket from another housemate. Just went into her room and took it. She only knew when she saw him walking down the road wearing it

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I just like the alliteration ......

I can't say thutter theif....

Anyway ... Can it be proved that he meant to permanently deprive the rightful owner of the butter ?

I rest my case m'lud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't read the whole thread, but this is part of why I haven't lived in shared housing since college, and even then I only had one roommate.

Get a mini fridge and put it in your room. Problem solved.

No room and no free sockets...

Dupe acxount and forgot to switch!?

I think she's just repeating what the op said earlier, as the whole thread wasn't read

Tbh ive not read half this thread "

Tbf I lost interest when the sciencey bit was finished

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

There was a sciencey bit ?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm going to the shop anyone want out

Cheers,I have a list. No peeing in anything on the way back!"

Mwahahahaha

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I'm going to the shop anyone want out

Cheers,I have a list. No peeing in anything on the way back!

Mwahahahaha

Yeah I don't you,you antifreeze murderer

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I'm going to the shop anyone want out

Cheers,I have a list. No peeing in anything on the way back!

Mwahahahaha

Yeah I don't you,you antifreeze murderer

*trust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a sciencey bit ?

There was but it got hijacked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At the moment I'm assuming that your confession is not actually genuine and is just a rather bad case of false bravado and something you thought would be funny to say. Maybe you should clarify."

False bravado on Fab?!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"At the moment I'm assuming that your confession is not actually genuine and is just a rather bad case of false bravado and something you thought would be funny to say. Maybe you should clarify.

False bravado on Fab?! "

You know it. I never mentioned a word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy solution:

Buy a new bottle of milk, drink a little and then film yourself pissing in it to top it back up.

Leave it in the fridge and then wait to see if he drinks any.

If he does say "you didn't drink the milk did you?" When he denies it then reply with "good because I pissed in it" and watch his face...

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"I haven't read the whole thread, but this is part of why I haven't lived in shared housing since college, and even then I only had one roommate.

Get a mini fridge and put it in your room. Problem solved.

No room and no free sockets...

Dupe acxount and forgot to switch!?

Joking that youre the OPs second fake account and you forgot to change beforw replying as you answered a question asnif you were them."

It didn't look like you were joking and I don't think it is the first time you have accused people of being fake when you have read a comment wrong.

Maybe if you think someone is fake report the profile instead

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