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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Between a Kangaroo and a Kangaroot?

One's a kangaroo,

and one's a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats the defination of indecent.

when its long enough

hard enough

wide enough

and in far enough

then its IN DECENT

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in

horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men

playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men.

He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in

agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.

She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?

Feels great, he replied; but I still think my thumb's broken!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in

horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men

playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men.

He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in

agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.

She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?

Feels great, he replied; but I still think my thumb's broken!"

very funny lmao

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

i do try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i do try

"

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

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