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Ryanair - ! This must be a joke - Surely !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

From AOL News :

"Budget airline Ryanair has come up with a possible new cost-cutting measure in the form of stools rather than seats on flights.

The Irish no-frills carrier is looking at the possibility of increasing capacity on flights by getting some passengers to squat on stools."

This must be a joke FFS! Thay cannot be serious

Can they ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They sure can and if they can find a suitable restraint system for take off and landing and in turbulence I would not put it past them to try it

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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There was talk some time ago about an american airline having standing areas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well.. they wanted a Euro a time to use the Loo so why not??

Doubtful it would ever get past the consultation stages though.. Its a massive safety issue!

Anyone who has had the misfortune to use this airline will know how they make you feel... Bahh, Mooo

Not recommended.. even Easy Jet feels classy compared!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

lol I had a vision then of all sitting on milk stools hanging on for dear life.

I hope they are not bar stolls, I can never get on them as it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ryan air are also about to charge for using the loo

£1.oo a time.

honest.

imagine if you have ya kids with ya or your granny !!!

its gonna cost a fortune. i would rahter pee meslf than pay that.

and as a mass protest, if all passengers did the same , imagine what they have to clean up. lmao

taking the piss that !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oops... smelling mistakes.....sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm not keen on flying at the best of times but if this is what it's going to end up like, sitting on a stool and pissing into an empty Lucozade bottle I'd sooner stay at home.

In fact if they charge to use the bog, you may well be sitting on a stool - literally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao

good one......

im taking a bucket...but then i will not use ryanair..crap airline and crap service.

the best one i used was turkish airlines.

free coffee, tea and soft drinks.

free food altho only a turkish brekkie which was lovely.

airplane was a fred flinstone type but got us there

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By *anetandNickCouple
over a year ago

Ross-on-Wye

We were once on a Ryanair flight Dublin to Birmingham, and the stewardesses couldn't make some of the passengers sit down. The flight landed while several Irish business types were having a conference in the aisle.

Obviously stools would have been a lot safer.

Janet

xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha wouldnt be surprised by it at all , although iv flown on some right heaps of crap that make ryanair look seriously comfortable lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm afraid this isn't a joke. They are of course introducing stools. The next big problem is that they are no longer going to employ pilots, but expect a passenger to volunteer. I'm worried about this, because I am only certified for a 747 and Mig fighters. I think that's what the doctor said. He certainly said I was certified.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm worried about this, because I am only certified for a 747 and Mig fighters. "

I'm qualified to use a MIG welder, do you reckon RyanAir would notice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well they certainly taking the piss but as for wanting "stools" !!!

christ....

new name....

"gillian mckeith airlines"

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

I got a pilots liscence out of a Rice Crispies packet!!!

So come on chaps and chapesses, whats the problem, bring a stool and take a pee - job done, all for free....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well they certainly taking the piss but as for wanting "stools" !!!

christ....

new name....

"gillian mckeith airlines" "

Well the service has been shit for years, may as well come clean and rename it ScatAir

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