FabSwingers.com forum: Job Types

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There is a hell of alot of people on fab! Lets see what type of jobs everyone has. Unusual or unheard or even your regular everyday jobs.

Me I work as a Hotel Receptionist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elearning developer fulltime and part ime photographer x

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Im a boat builder an repairer.

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By *udebhoyMan
over a year ago

east kilbride

i carry out post mortems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a house mother in a boarding school lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Contract management

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Building Services Engineer and BIM manager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in telephony for a bank discussing mortgage applications and current accounts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jay a manager in factory tray is a nurse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Digital cartographer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Build & commission Oil Rigs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Receptionist now in a gym but I clean old ladies houses on the side! Have done a load of different jobs though, Burger King, arcade attendant, shot girl in a club, made alternators for cars in Bosch, worked in Sony, complaints handler in a dodgy loan company, receptionist in a hotel, Barclays Bank, lloyds bank, decision maker in department for work and pensions, biohazardous waste engineer for crime and trauma scene cleaning, prison custody officer in a cat b male prison, now receptionist again!

Longest job I've ever had was at DWP for 7 years and that was taking almost a year off in between to have a baby. I get bored a lot!

I'd love to work in Khans supercar dealership, I'd wash the cars, turn them over, just listen to the noise of them or work at silverstone doing anything or failing that I'd like to have my own cafe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a chef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prop Maker/Designer and I am also a trained Make-Up artist, so I do the odd Halloween party and Evening Make-Up

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

hazardous waste hgv driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full time carer

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By *idsAndyMan
over a year ago

Worcestershire

All interesting jobs, I'm in boring finance!

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

Student Bio chem Ma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a support assistant in a residential care unit for 7 vulnerable adults with mental and/or physical disabilities

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I punch all those little holes in crumpets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Receptionist now in a gym but I clean old ladies houses on the side! Have done a load of different jobs though, Burger King, arcade attendant, shot girl in a club, made alternators for cars in Bosch, worked in Sony, complaints handler in a dodgy loan company, receptionist in a hotel, Barclays Bank, lloyds bank, decision maker in department for work and pensions, biohazardous waste engineer for crime and trauma scene cleaning, prison custody officer in a cat b male prison, now receptionist again!

Longest job I've ever had was at DWP for 7 years and that was taking almost a year off in between to have a baby. I get bored a lot!

I'd love to work in Khans supercar dealership, I'd wash the cars, turn them over, just listen to the noise of them or work at silverstone doing anything or failing that I'd like to have my own cafe!"

Trued to inbox you but wouldn't let me lol I was gonna that there a company you may have heard of called showsec its a crowd management company they provide stewards and SIA guards on a casual contract basis am sure they do Silverstone and a few other similar things also do the some footy stadiums, most festivals, council events, arena stuff so have a look at there website might come in handy for you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freelance PM (that's Project Manager...not Prime Minister)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bar work/waitress but I used to work in an animal shelter.

I've been a cleaner, dinner lady and an escort!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prop Maker/Designer and I am also a trained Make-Up artist, so I do the odd Halloween party and Evening Make-Up"

My younger sister did theatrical make up and prosthetics in cross keys but now she's changed her mind about that and is doing a degree to make prosthetic arms and legs for people.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Tax analyst (accountant) for a multinational

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lion tamer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Submarine cable fibre optic engineer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nursery nurse and SENCO although its not called that now but iv been away for so long i have forgotten the new name !!!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Construction. Demolition. Civil engineering and land surveying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nic is uneployed at mo joe is asbestos remover/stripper gloryfied cleaner but decent pay lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock Explorer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Service engineer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cock Explorer

I will take that as a legit job!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a chef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None of your business ......

How utterly invasive....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Senior project manager for a oversea oil company.

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By *rinkydonkyMan
over a year ago

Hinckley

"There is a hell of alot of people on fab! Lets see what type of jobs everyone has. Unusual or unheard or even your regular everyday jobs.

Me I work as a Hotel Receptionist

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..... I have recently qualified as a banana straightener for Fyffes !

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By *idsAndyMan
over a year ago

Worcestershire

"There is a hell of alot of people on fab! Lets see what type of jobs everyone has. Unusual or unheard or even your regular everyday jobs.

Me I work as a Hotel Receptionist

I guess you see plenty of couples at the hotel clearly there just to play?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Construction. Demolition. Civil engineering and land surveying."

Oh that sounds like an interesting job. I watch demolition videos on YouTube all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boring old plumbing, gas, and servicing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There is a hell of alot of people on fab! Lets see what type of jobs everyone has. Unusual or unheard or even your regular everyday jobs.

Me I work as a Hotel Receptionist

I guess you see plenty of couples at the hotel clearly there just to play?"

Oh yes I work in Manchester City Centre so we get our fare share in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a hell of alot of people on fab! Lets see what type of jobs everyone has. Unusual or unheard or even your regular everyday jobs.

Me I work as a Hotel Receptionist

I guess you see plenty of couples at the hotel clearly there just to play?"

Ooooh yes especially the one I used to work at, welcome break in sarn services, people getting rooms in the day, arriving and leaving in seperate cars, not using the tea coffee facilities just the bed and shower and leaving a crispy hand towel and condom wrappers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"None of your business ......

How utterly invasive....

OK-OK I'll tell you although I doubt you believe me anyway......

I'm the guy inside the Purple tellie-tubbie suit....... but before I got my acting break I looked after the giant rabbits who live in Tellie-tubbie land...

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"There is a hell of alot of people on fab! Lets see what type of jobs everyone has. Unusual or unheard or even your regular everyday jobs.

Me I work as a Hotel Receptionist

I guess you see plenty of couples at the hotel clearly there just to play?

Oh yes I work in Manchester City Centre so we get our fare share in "

I am probably one of those

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By *verage JosephMan
over a year ago

Grays & London

I'm a fireman. But it proper pisses me off the amount of men on here that try & use it as a chat up line!... I have to prove it EVERY time.

Be happy/proud of your job, if not change careers

#rantover!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Operations manager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody would guess what I am trained on, or what I am currently employed in!!!!???

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By *irralvoyeur78Man
over a year ago

wirral

Customer service manager ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heavy plant operator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Security at a private school, but have been a Tesco manager, kitchen fitter, barman, worked on the dray, and even a bouncer, think they have a fancy name for it these days lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody would guess what I am trained on, or what I am currently employed in!!!!???

Paid for being sexy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody would guess what I am trained on, or what I am currently employed in!!!!???

Paid for being sexy?"

I wish!!!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Medical Taxidermist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Norwegian whale sperm farmer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All interesting jobs, I'm in boring finance!"

Not as boring as me. I am in health and safety lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody would guess what I am trained on, or what I am currently employed in!!!!???

Paid for being sexy?

I wish!!!

I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Project Engineer

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Cook main job.

I also work for guide dogs, face painting and cake Baker and decorater. As well as a mum and homemaker.

Dick workshop foreman.

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By *ovely kinkyCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Hospital doctor (Emergency Medicine)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock Explorer

I agree with you.. I love this "job" too

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By *rinkydonkyMan
over a year ago

Hinckley

"I'm a fireman. But it proper pisses me off the amount of men on here that try & use it as a chat up line!... I have to prove it EVERY time.

Be happy/proud of your job, if not change careers

#rantover!"
...... how do you prove it, do you show them your long thick hose lol

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By *idsAndyMan
over a year ago

Worcestershire

"All interesting jobs, I'm in boring finance!

Not as boring as me. I am in health and safety lol"

It's a good thing we're exciting out of work

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By *idsAndyMan
over a year ago

Worcestershire

"There is a hell of alot of people on fab! Lets see what type of jobs everyone has. Unusual or unheard or even your regular everyday jobs.

Me I work as a Hotel Receptionist

I guess you see plenty of couples at the hotel clearly there just to play?

Are/were either of you ever tempted to say anything?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional benefits scrounger and Jeremy Kyle watcher.

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

P is full time carer on nights and I'm a engineer/fabricator/welder mostly repairing and modifying fairground rides.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A technician on an offshore oil and gas platform.

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

Psych nurse

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By *tephenBunChowMan
over a year ago

Haywards heath/Waterlooville

Technical marketeer

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By *xplorecpl25Couple
over a year ago

manchester

Beauty therapist

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Educational administrator for special needs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a writer/author

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Digital cartographer

Cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pipefitter welder love my job and the wife is CRM at alife insurance company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iam a kiln firemen

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By *lack rose 100Couple
over a year ago

consett

Private house cleaner.

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

Work in pru/alternative provision and part time personal trainer

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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago

Chester

Air traffic controller.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"All interesting jobs, I'm in boring finance!

Not as boring as me. I am in health and safety lol"

I'll join you and say accounts, but I do have a sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bump this up see if we can get anymore on lol

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Nobody wants to know when you tell them you stuff dead bodies for medical research

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By *heBakeOLiteGirlWoman
over a year ago

62 West Wallaby Street (not real address)

I stroke cats for a living for a well known pet food manufacturers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I stroke cats for a living for a well known pet food manufacturers

Hope there all nice kats lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I stroke cats for a living for a well known pet food manufacturers

Hope there all nice kats lol"

Sorry *cats haha

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

I deal with data. Spreadsheets, databases, creating online forms and such.

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

I deal with data. Spreadsheets, databases, creating online forms and such.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mark I'm a GP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knitwear origamist !

Im in clothing retail so spend a lot of time folding jumpers but that sounds dull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prepress/reprographics/large format printing/graphic design

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last job was as Client Liasion Officer for a Bailiff company. Dealt with councils and courts

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

I educate adults

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Psych nurse"

Ahhh its a fun job isn't it!

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By *onlyshowWoman
over a year ago

your dreams

Full time carer for mr ionly.. The government pretend to pay me and I pretend to care Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We run our own construction company, Mr does the building is do the paperwork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shop manager I sell beds and bedroom furniture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Online shopping IT support

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lighthouse keeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I run a team of gas engineers

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I look after fit men and study

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha. Probably best I don't say.

But there are some fun ones there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a hell of alot of people on fab! Lets see what type of jobs everyone has. Unusual or unheard or even your regular everyday jobs.

Me I work as a Hotel Receptionist

I was a hotel recepionist/housekeeper til 3 weeks ago now i work in a confectionary factory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buddha is a salesman, gets to go to all the motorcycle rallies. Red is a construction inspector...bridge & highway construction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Astronaut.

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By *idingout41Man
over a year ago

Southampton

I always planned to retire when I was 50. Failed but managed to do it at Christmas.

Two years, four months and a few days late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady of leisure

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'd like to select the music for the montages on Match of the Day. Ideal job right there. That or librarian. But Ghostbusters put me off that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A&e nurse

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By *aster C the kinksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington

Slut is a teaching assistant and Master C is a merchandiser/auditer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

O&G Contracts Manager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"O&G Contracts Manager"

O&G??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"O&G Contracts Manager

O&G??"

Oil & Gas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carpenter/Musician/Artist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"O&G Contracts Manager

O&G??

Oil & Gas"

Sorry for prying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mainly doorman, but have 5 jobs currently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Own a car body repair garage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Building Services Engineer and BIM manager "
Revit or Tekla? Or surely not Bentley?!

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Bloody fascinating range. I'm a teacher. Or was. Still deciding.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"There is a hell of alot of people on fab! Lets see what type of jobs everyone has. Unusual or unheard or even your regular everyday jobs.

Me I work as a Hotel Receptionist

I was a hotel recepionist/housekeeper til 3 weeks ago now i work in a confectionary factory"

Sweet job

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

I started a New job an I work in Customer Service at a Call Centre

3 weeks training in product replacement

Im loving my New job

First week in the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Social worker.

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

I make little bits that fit onto aeroplanes to keep them in the sky. Am bloody good at my job.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Ramp Agent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a district nurse but i also work in a sex club i do one event a week

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I deal with data. Spreadsheets, databases, creating online forms and such. "
in duplicate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

healthcare assistant in specialist home for dementia, emi, brain injury and challenging behaviour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a vicar, or something like that.

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By *arksidesubCouple
over a year ago

not far from you..

"Social worker."

Me too

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

I just fix computers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lighthouse keeper "

What seriously that is awesome if its true!

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

Tube driver on the district line

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Personal injury specialist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Air Con / Spark in a facilities company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I design and build websites for the adult market

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work for an environmental consultancy doing site investigations/some land drilling.

Haven't seen that one come up yet

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