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A case of mistaken identity

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'll set the scene

Fading light, me on our little roof terrace, looking out at the field next to the flat

Now the conversation :

Me : (whispers) come here a minute

OH : What ?

Me : (pointing) look !

OH : At what ?

Me : (pointing) There. On the grass

OH : WHAT ?

Me : (whispering) Don't shout, you'll scare it off

OH : Scare what off ?

Me : There. The orange thing at the end of the grass ...

OH : (Looks bemused)

Me : ... It's a fox

OH : Where ?

Me : There. At the end of the grass.

OH : Will you PLEASE go and get your eyes tested ? It's a fkin Sainsbury's carrier bag !

Do you get your eyes tested as often as you should ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Div

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

All black bin bags are now birds... I've decided they look the same in trees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of the men that message me need there eyes testing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see perfectly well out of my varifocals

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Should've gone anywhere but spec savers

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I went for a walk where my son lives (broad daylight) spent about 5 minutes talking to a cat in a garden and trying to coax it only to discover it was a black metal sign. Me and jay went to a stately home and i was going on and on about all the llamas and they where sheep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm getting holes burned into my eyes tomorrow. Hoping if they manage to reduce the pressure I won't go blind. Yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm getting holes burned into my eyes tomorrow. Hoping if they manage to reduce the pressure I won't go blind. Yet. "

Good luck. It's a treatable condition, you should be fine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I went for a walk where my son lives (broad daylight) spent about 5 minutes talking to a cat in a garden and trying to coax it only to discover it was a black metal sign. Me and jay went to a stately home and i was going on and on about all the llamas and they where sheep"

There's no hope for you ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm getting holes burned into my eyes tomorrow. Hoping if they manage to reduce the pressure I won't go blind. Yet. "

Good luck with it.

Hope it all goes well

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