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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

This afternoon is an event for ladies only organised by Hanky and me. It was my first ladies event and I just broke my toe. It snapped so loud than even hubby heart it from the other side of the room. I can't walk or put my foot down.

I'm absolutely pissed off. This always happens to me. Everything I plan something awesome, I either get ill or injure myself.

What is wrong with me?

Anyway. Thanks for listening

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you still going ?

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

From my experience there isn't much that can be done for a broken toe (apart from continue to play football on it), so try to avoid anything that involves a toe later and you will be okay? Plus take some painkillers ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aww no poor you that's blumming awful , sending hugs and kisses xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear. Knitter kisses for you

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Are you still going ?"

I can't even rest my foot on the floor.

So no. I can't go.

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By *ildt123Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Get it checked just to make sure it's not displaced if it broke that dramatically. Most likely be fine they will just strap it to the one next to it to minimise movement I think.

You'll just have to lie down a lot

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"From my experience there isn't much that can be done for a broken toe (apart from continue to play football on it), so try to avoid anything that involves a toe later and you will be okay? Plus take some painkillers ..."

Thanks. I'm going to immobilise it and get on with it.

Mrs SB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you still going ?

I can't even rest my foot on the floor.

So no. I can't go. "

Bummer

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Oh dear. Knitter kisses for you"

Thanks knitter

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Are you still going ?

I can't even rest my foot on the floor.

So no. I can't go.

Bummer"

Don't be silly, anal sex would definitely put pressure on her toe

Bad luck, OP, hope it gets better soon. , there'll be other opportunities.

Mr ddc

Ps. If they need someone to fill your place, I could probably find a girly wig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you still going ?

I can't even rest my foot on the floor.

So no. I can't go. "

Rest in on someone's shoulder and suck it up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lay down with your feet up,legs apart and think of England

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bloody hell - heres my thinking in gonna be meeting some of my forum ladies - i really think you should hop there xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

double the work for hanky panky eeeee im sure she will cope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hugs and kisses. Xx

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Woman up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my kids were young they used to say.... Oh I've broke this or that and it really hurts.

I used to say let me have a look... Try moving it, ohhh yeah that's nasty, mmmm I think it might need amputation....

.

No it's ok, it just hurts a little I'll manage

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Ouch. Broken bones ain't fun. Hope it gets less painful soon. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you still going ?

I can't even rest my foot on the floor.

So no. I can't go. "

Get someone to give you a lift and a shoulder to lean on while you hobble indoors.

I'm guessing once you're there you won't be doing much walking around.

Just lay back and think of England.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke my toe when I was younger. My parents didn't believe me for five days. I made it to school and back for a week before going to the doctor and getting half a popsicle stick taped to my toe.

My point is that if you really wanna go I think you could still make it. Take some painkillers and tell everyone they have to do the hard work because you're an invalid

Either way, feel better soon!

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By *ife adventurerMan
over a year ago

North Essex

You should go OP & have some fun, once you start enjoying yourself you'll forget all about your toe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had man flu

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"When my kids were young they used to say.... Oh I've broke this or that and it really hurts.

I used to say let me have a look... Try moving it, ohhh yeah that's nasty, mmmm I think it might need amputation....

.

No it's ok, it just hurts a little I'll manage"

If amputation was the answer for me to go to the ladies orgy . I would chop it off

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When my kids were young they used to say.... Oh I've broke this or that and it really hurts.

I used to say let me have a look... Try moving it, ohhh yeah that's nasty, mmmm I think it might need amputation....

.

No it's ok, it just hurts a little I'll manage

If amputation was the answer for me to go to the ladies orgy . I would chop it off

MrsSB "

I'd have to chop it off to go to a ladies orgy.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a shame, very disappointing for you. XXX

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I once had man flu "

Yeah, but that wouldn't stop you attending an all-female orgy though, would it?

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anybody near enough to you thats coming that could pick you up ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel your pain I am also an accident waiting to happen . So sorry you are missing out take care X

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I completly dislocated my knee day before a social id organized. It was at chams. They managed to get me upstairs and settled in the smoking area everyone got my drinks and i had a coule of shags where they had to get me on and off the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I completly dislocated my knee day before a social id organized. It was at chams. They managed to get me upstairs and settled in the smoking area everyone got my drinks and i had a coule of shags where they had to get me on and off the bed "

like your style -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the good of the nation, you must persist and persevere! What good would a female orgy be without you? Do it for England woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From my experience there isn't much that can be done for a broken toe (apart from continue to play football on it), so try to avoid anything that involves a toe later and you will be okay? Plus take some painkillers ...

Thanks. I'm going to immobilise it and get on with it.

Mrs SB "

Chin up and think of the positives

Lie back and just think of all of those ladies running back and forth to fulfil your every order and whim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From my experience there isn't much that can be done for a broken toe (apart from continue to play football on it), so try to avoid anything that involves a toe later and you will be okay? Plus take some painkillers ...

Thanks. I'm going to immobilise it and get on with it.

Mrs SB

Chin up and think of the positives

Lie back and just think of all of those ladies running back and forth to fulfil your every order and whim "

think it was planned myself

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port

Which toe?

If it's the little one and appears relatively straight ( even if swollen ) then ok with rest, ice , elevation etc.

If it's one of the others, especially your big toe, you should go to A&E as you might need treatment.

Love and kisses Mrs SB.

Get well soon x

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Which toe?

If it's the little one and appears relatively straight ( even if swollen ) then ok with rest, ice , elevation etc.

If it's one of the others, especially your big toe, you should go to A&E as you might need treatment.

Love and kisses Mrs SB.

Get well soon x"

Thanks. It's the little one.

Mrs SB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Which toe?

If it's the little one and appears relatively straight ( even if swollen ) then ok with rest, ice , elevation etc.

If it's one of the others, especially your big toe, you should go to A&E as you might need treatment.

Love and kisses Mrs SB.

Get well soon x

Thanks. It's the little one.

Mrs SB "

at least we will recognise you - theone sat with her leg up - or the one hobbling - im sympathetic really just like to jest xxxxx

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Which toe?

If it's the little one and appears relatively straight ( even if swollen ) then ok with rest, ice , elevation etc.

If it's one of the others, especially your big toe, you should go to A&E as you might need treatment.

Love and kisses Mrs SB.

Get well soon x

Thanks. It's the little one.

Mrs SB

at least we will recognise you - theone sat with her leg up - or the one hobbling - im sympathetic really just like to jest xxxxx "

I know. I'm just pissed off about it.

I started planning next event

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OUCH!!!

Toes hurt a lot, but all you can do is strap it to the next toe take your shoes off and keep your foot in the air.

Sounds ideal for an all women's party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've broken 3 of mine in the past the last time was on meet with a couple to watch the 2012 euro cup final.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Which toe?

If it's the little one and appears relatively straight ( even if swollen ) then ok with rest, ice , elevation etc.

If it's one of the others, especially your big toe, you should go to A&E as you might need treatment.

Love and kisses Mrs SB.

Get well soon x

Thanks. It's the little one.

Mrs SB

at least we will recognise you - theone sat with her leg up - or the one hobbling - im sympathetic really just like to jest xxxxx

I know. I'm just pissed off about it.

I started planning next event

MrsSB "

put you in a cotton wool cocoon the few days before

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Oh no not good I feel your pain.

Rest ice compression and elevation. Try and stay off it as long as possible.

Or you could just take loaf's of painkillers and hop to the meet.

When there stay off your feet.. That should be easy at an orgy.

Get better soon x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tons of painkillers and friends to hold onto? Up the stairs on your knees.

Oucchhhhhhh get well soon!! x

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By *ohn8210tCouple
over a year ago

Warwick

Lay on your back... keep your leg up in the air....straight up...hold the other one straight up too. Maybe keep them apart...carry on having fun !!!

Sorry a fun message to cheer you up !!

Hope you feel ok soon.xx

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

You should offset the pain by slapping your forehead.

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