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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

An Australian woman somehow managed to climb over a beach, go swimming in a crocodile wildlife habitat and is now 'missing' after she was eaten by crocodiles as her friend watched.

There are currently no reports about where her husband and children were, and why they weren't holding her hand, and although no-one was shot, the crocodile is thought to be suffering from indigestion caused by the lycra swimsuit.

When quizzed in the Australian Parliament, the minister shrugged and said "If you're going to go swimming there at night, you're going to get consumed"

(He did actually say that

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Vote now on who we should string up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lycra swimsuit should be strung up

Didnt neighbours hear screaming "a croc has got me"

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"The lycra swimsuit should be strung up

Didnt neighbours hear screaming "a croc has got me" "

Or her friend, that quote, plus the fact that it is a crocodile habitat, is one of the main reasons they dont suspect the koala bear nearby.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"they dont suspect the koala bear nearby."

But feel to vote for him, just in case...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it not the kangaroo

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Was it not the kangaroo

Could be, when questioned, one of them did look a bit jumpy.

Shoot them too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read this yesterday.

Stupidity to go swimming at 10pm in crocodile infested waters.

Sigh.

R.i.p.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooooo cant shoot the kangaroo,the koala or the croc (if you can find it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had they been drinking

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Had they been drinking

No. They don't allow crocodiles to have any alcohol. Some people blame that for the current conflict between the species.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

North Queensland member for parliament, Warren Entsch, who represents the region, said the victim should be blamed for the attack, not the crocodile.

"You can't legislate against human stupidity," Entsch said on Monday, noting that Thornton Beach lies next to a creek where tourism operators run crocodile-spotting tours.

"This is a tragedy but it was avoidable. You can only get there by ferry, and there are signs there saying watch out for the bloody crocodiles," he added.

"If you go in swimming at 10 o'clock at night, you're going to get consumed."

I love the Aussie ability to say it as it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol so she was a bit silly going swimming there then

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I love the Aussie ability to say it as it is."

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By *epper123Woman
over a year ago

London

Is that crocodile going to make a guest appearance as dinner on I'm a celebrity, get me out of here ....?

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Had they been drinking

Oh, hang on, are you seriously trying to say the woman was totally 'armless because she was legless?

That's shockingly bad taste, Jo. Frankly I expected better of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had they been drinking

Oh, hang on, are you seriously trying to say the woman was totally 'armless because she was legless?

That's shockingly bad taste, Jo. Frankly I expected better of you

Shockingly bad taste i know mr ddc

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Had they been drinking

Oh, hang on, are you seriously trying to say the woman was totally 'armless because she was legless?

That's shockingly bad taste, Jo. Frankly I expected better of you

Shockingly bad taste i know mr ddc

I have always relied on you having poor taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had they been drinking

Oh, hang on, are you seriously trying to say the woman was totally 'armless because she was legless?

That's shockingly bad taste, Jo. Frankly I expected better of you

Shockingly bad taste i know mr ddc

I have always relied on you having poor taste

Yea yea ....

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Oh, oh! The gorilla one's full, stand by your beds and look innocent - they'll be over shortly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, oh! The gorilla one's full, stand by your beds and look innocent - they'll be over shortly...

Muhahaha. I was already here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was a joke omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this was a joke omg

No, poor thing actually did die. But, it could have been avoided had she been a bit clever about it.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I thought this was a joke omg

Sadly not, but apparently the story didn't get as much prominence since crocodiles aren't seen as 'cuddly'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are very rough ...with sharp teeth and eat anything it looks like

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"They are very rough ...with sharp teeth and eat anything it looks like "

Is that why they're good for handbags? The teeth dissuade pick-pockets trying to steal your purse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are very rough ...with sharp teeth and eat anything it looks like "

so the woman looked like a crocodile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are very rough ...with sharp teeth and eat anything it looks like

so the woman looked like a crocodile

Could of been a twin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are very rough ...with sharp teeth and eat anything it looks like

so the woman looked like a crocodile

Could of been a twin "

To the croc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or the croc needed specs

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"North Queensland member for parliament, Warren Entsch, who represents the region, said the victim should be blamed for the attack, not the crocodile.

"You can't legislate against human stupidity," Entsch said on Monday, noting that Thornton Beach lies next to a creek where tourism operators run crocodile-spotting tours.

"This is a tragedy but it was avoidable. You can only get there by ferry, and there are signs there saying watch out for the bloody crocodiles," he added.

"If you go in swimming at 10 o'clock at night, you're going to get consumed."

I love the Aussie ability to say it as it is."
can i give him a double vote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clearly it's the fault of the refugees.

Or the lady who went swimming.

Someone will be along shortly and blame a lack of signs and Nebosh regulations in place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be hand bags at dawn ?

Only if they shoot the croc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't have to string anybody up or shoot the crocs just quit saving fucking morons from doing moronic stuff!!.

People keep telling me were the evolved ones...i don't see it myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We don't have to string anybody up or shoot the crocs just quit saving fucking morons from doing moronic stuff!!.

People keep telling me were the evolved ones...i don't see it myself"

...neither do I mate....neither do I.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These adventure/wildlife holidays really are pushing the envelope these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Darwin enough said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I blame the parents.

It's the fashionable thing to do don't you know.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"These adventure/wildlife holidays really are pushing the envelope these days."

Well, 'swimming with dolphins' is just sooo passé...

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

"Darwin enough said

Darwin Awards contender?

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"Had they been drinking

Oh, hang on, are you seriously trying to say the woman was totally 'armless because she was legless?

That's shockingly bad taste, Jo. Frankly I expected better of you

Who's Jo Frankly, is she the consumed woman?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

My cat just licked me!

Won't someone think of the slavers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit happens, nuff said.

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