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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What are your favourite ones?

..or worst for that matter.

Also, how did it pan out?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Nice tits, wanna fuck?

She's my ex now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nice tits, wanna fuck?

She's my ex now"

Straight to the point and no mucking around eh?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Right this is what happened to me the other week. I was walking to the bridge near my house and opposite a man came out his house and waving to me so i waved back (big mistake) by the time i was walking up it he had ran over (bare feet) you coming to help me help you what i said help me clean and sweep. Me, bollocks thata mens work. Then he says but i want to take you out tonight. So im assuming that was a chat up line

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right this is what happened to me the other week. I was walking to the bridge near my house and opposite a man came out his house and waving to me so i waved back (big mistake) by the time i was walking up it he had ran over (bare feet) you coming to help me help you what i said help me clean and sweep. Me, bollocks thata mens work. Then he says but i want to take you out tonight. So im assuming that was a chat up line"

Cringe level: 9000

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right this is what happened to me the other week. I was walking to the bridge near my house and opposite a man came out his house and waving to me so i waved back (big mistake) by the time i was walking up it he had ran over (bare feet) you coming to help me help you what i said help me clean and sweep. Me, bollocks thata mens work. Then he says but i want to take you out tonight. So im assuming that was a chat up line"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Him: "Would you like to be the mother of my children?"

me: "No!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Him: "Would you like to be the mother of my children?"

me: "No!"

"

Haha

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Oh and one i had a few weeks previous i would of gone if i hadnt have been with jay.

I was having lunch with jay and had gone outside for a fag and costa shares part of the walk and this really nice guy came out of the side door and very politely invited me to have a coffee with him.

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"Him: "Would you like to be the mother of my children?"

me: "No!"

"

And they say romance is dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Him: "Would you like to be the mother of my children?"

me: "No!"

And they say romance is dead "

I was only 18 at the time too, far too innocent for that sort of malarkey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Him: "Would you like to be the mother of my children?"

me: "No!"

And they say romance is dead

I was only 18 at the time too, far too innocent for that sort of malarkey "

Were you now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right this is what happened to me the other week. I was walking to the bridge near my house and opposite a man came out his house and waving to me so i waved back (big mistake) by the time i was walking up it he had ran over (bare feet) you coming to help me help you what i said help me clean and sweep. Me, bollocks thata mens work. Then he says but i want to take you out tonight. So im assuming that was a chat up line"

I know it's late but What?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Right this is what happened to me the other week. I was walking to the bridge near my house and opposite a man came out his house and waving to me so i waved back (big mistake) by the time i was walking up it he had ran over (bare feet) you coming to help me help you what i said help me clean and sweep. Me, bollocks thata mens work. Then he says but i want to take you out tonight. So im assuming that was a chat up line

I know it's late but What?"
l swear thats exactly what happened and when i repeated it to jay he wasnt even surprised.as that kind of stuff happens to me a lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The one I really want to try is..

'Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Him: "Would you like to be the mother of my children?"

me: "No!"

And they say romance is dead

I was only 18 at the time too, far too innocent for that sort of malarkey

Were you now? "

Were. But not now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your coat, cause you have pulled

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get your coat, cause you have pulled "

Did it work? Love this one.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"The one I really want to try is..

'Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?' "
its often pot luck. What works for one wont another.

I met a guy from here who sent me a one line chat up and it made me laugh so much but i doubt it would of worked on anyone else

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The one I really want to try is..

'Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?' its often pot luck. What works for one wont another.

I met a guy from here who sent me a one line chat up and it made me laugh so much but i doubt it would of worked on anyone else"

..care to share?

...or am I being too nosey?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"The one I really want to try is..

'Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?' its often pot luck. What works for one wont another.

I met a guy from here who sent me a one line chat up and it made me laugh so much but i doubt it would of worked on anyone else

..care to share?

...or am I being too nosey? "
it.was just a.silly thing connected.to.my profile but it.was just.the.phrase he.used.was one.i used.to use.all the.time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The one I really want to try is..

'Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?' its often pot luck. What works for one wont another.

I met a guy from here who sent me a one line chat up and it made me laugh so much but i doubt it would of worked on anyone else

..care to share?

...or am I being too nosey? it.was just a.silly thing connected.to.my profile but it.was just.the.phrase he.used.was one.i used.to use.all the.time"

Ah.I.see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once saw a guy walk into a bar, look at a lady at the bar, point at her and say, "You'll do." The worst thing is, it worked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once saw a guy walk into a bar, look at a lady at the bar, point at her and say, "You'll do." The worst thing is, it worked. "

No way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yep, guess I was lucky that night lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yep, guess I was lucky that night lol "

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm no Tiger Woods, but I am a Tiger, and I have Wood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her....You gona buy me a drink?

Him...Yer sure, have you brought your bowl?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'll do."

I know, im an arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its my first time here - i almost took pity - but not quite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Have never ever used them x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How big's yer holdall?

Best that's ever worked was sorry to bother you, I've lost a bet to my grossly immature mates and I've been dared to come over and ask you a crude question....so here goes....any chance I can cum on your face? And there I stood for what felt like an eternity - or 30 secs - as she just stared right at me before saying buy me a drink and I'll think about it.

Yes, the lad pulled that night. Get in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your Dad a traffic warden ? ... No why ? ... Because you've got FINE written all over you

Is your Dad an astronaut ? ... No why? ... Because your ass is out of this world

I may add that I'm far too old to use this sort of shit but did ask for cheese

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I don;t think I've ever used a chat up line... not like that.

I just... ooze sex. Or something.

Whatever it is, it seems to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you was a bogie id pick you 1st

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're hot. I'm ugly. Let's make average babies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me : excuse me does this napkin smell like chloroform ?

Her :

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come here......"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes? "

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By *heplayerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Have you got a mirror in your knickers ?

Because I can see myself in them tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure you're a muggle? Because that arse is magical.

One night with me and you'll see why they call her moaning mertyl.

You can be my Dumblewhore.

Want me to be your houseelf? I'd wear no clothes and do whatever you command.

Let me Slytherin to your chamber of secrets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you sure you're a muggle? Because that arse is magical.

One night with me and you'll see why they call her moaning mertyl.

You can be my Dumblewhore.

Want me to be your houseelf? I'd wear no clothes and do whatever you command.

Let me Slytherin to your chamber of secrets"

This is actually pretty good...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you sure you're a muggle? Because that arse is magical.

One night with me and you'll see why they call her moaning mertyl.

You can be my Dumblewhore.

Want me to be your houseelf? I'd wear no clothes and do whatever you command.

Let me Slytherin to your chamber of secrets

This is actually pretty good... "

*bows* I'm here with more nerdy ones if ya ever need them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall we make a baby tonight?

No

Ok then, let's just practice

Wana come over for pizza and sex?

Eww No

What, you don't like pizza?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How big's yer holdall?

Best that's ever worked was sorry to bother you, I've lost a bet to my grossly immature mates and I've been dared to come over and ask you a crude question....so here goes....any chance I can cum on your face? And there I stood for what felt like an eternity - or 30 secs - as she just stared right at me before saying buy me a drink and I'll think about it.

Yes, the lad pulled that night. Get in "

Holy smokes

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

On stag nights we all had to use the same chat up line and the best one was, "you're so hot you make the cheese under my foreskin bubble!" It was a 50/50 chance that you either got slapped or shagged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all of them are bad.

men might as well walk up to us with their cock out and ask for shag, like they do on here.

love you really guys and just playing...

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

With trouser pockets turned inside-out:

"Do you wanna kiss the bunny?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"all of them are bad.

men might as well walk up to us with their cock out and ask for shag, like they do on here.

love you really guys and just playing..."

...not tried that one....yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much does a polar bear weigh?.

I've no idea either but it breaks the ice.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Hello, we danced in the rain on the SouthBank, do you remember?"

His reply was "And you look sexy as fuck in that outfit and you know it!"

Haha, we spent months going dancing and posing together and remain good buddies.

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