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"What's a EU referendum?" It's the new sexual colloquilism for taking it up the Khyber... | |||
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"Cake." I knew someone would have to bring cake into it! | |||
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"What's a EU referendum?" It all brings back vivid memories for me of the Engineers' Sex Manual we were issued with on day 1 at uni: "In. Out. Repeat if necessary" | |||
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"What's a EU referendum? It's the new sexual colloquilism for taking it up the Khyber... " That sounds very rude | |||
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"We'll have a DDC law soon. " We do. It links the number of closed, bumped threads proportionally to the number of hours on the naughty-step, less an allowance related to how many times one has made a mod chuckle in the previous 24 hours. | |||
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"I had this the other week. I was buying some long handled garden shears and the chap behind me in the queue managed to transform my polite hello into a 2 minute rant about the EU " You made eye contact. Rookie mistake. It's head down and make yourself look like an immigrant. They tend to leave you alone. | |||
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"I had this the other week. I was buying some long handled garden shears and the chap behind me in the queue managed to transform my polite hello into a 2 minute rant about the EU You made eye contact. Rookie mistake. It's head down and make yourself look like an immigrant. They tend to leave you alone. " You try not straying from eye contact with Tina | |||
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"Coles Law ....... It's all about the EU position on white cabbage, carrot, onion and mayo... " Groan!! | |||
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"You completely lost me at the mention of fluffy kittens" someone mention pussy? | |||
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"If anyone else mentions it I shall be Brexiting this thread" | |||
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"You completely lost me at the mention of fluffy kittens Someone mention pussy?" Having successfully standardised bald pussies throughout European porn (a major stumbling-block to Turkey's entry apparently), I've heard they're moving on to fluffy kittens next. Apparently many people are allergic to their hair, they form a major health hazard, and it will shortly be mandatory to shave them all. | |||
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