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Gorilla lion or penguin?

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By *oncupiscentTony OP   Man
over a year ago

Kent

If you had a choice of falling into a zoo enclosure which would you choose?

Failure to comply means being air dropped into Raqqa in US military fatigues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penguin ....would take one home with me as well

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Penguin they're good to dunk in your cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

obviously you'd pick the penguin id take a penguin a square go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love penguins. They make me smile lots. An ex adopted one for me at Paignton Zoo, three months later they all got avian flu and had to become ex-penguins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lion, if I'm going out I'm going out hard core, imagine the embarrassment of being mauled by a penguin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lion, if I'm going out I'm going out hard core, imagine the embarrassment of being mauled by a penguin "

Maybe they thought you looked fishy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah lion... I'm sick of the sight of penguins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just the one penguin in an enclosure? I'd be suspicious as to why it was in there alone but I'd probably feel sorry for it and stay to play.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penguin because I could p p p pick up a penguin. Sorry hangs head in shame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gorilla obviously.

A lion would probably eat me.

Individual penguins would probably be harmless but who knows what they might be capable of doing en masse?

I very much doubt a gorilla would hurt me (It's enough for them to know they could,,,they don't need to prove it).

I would beg and plead with the zoo people not to shoot the gorilla.

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Deffo a lion for me as I'm a big cat lover

Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wouldn't really matter which one too me ......

I'd soon make my presence known....and

I know there would be queues of people coming too see the world only captive tranny,,,

I mean talk about a star attraction....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It wouldn't really matter which one too me ......

I'd soon make my presence known....and

I know there would be queues of people coming too see the world only captive tranny,,,

I mean talk about a star attraction.... "

The Soxy Enclosure - don't feed the animal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It wouldn't really matter which one too me ......

I'd soon make my presence known....and

I know there would be queues of people coming too see the world only captive tranny,,,

I mean talk about a star attraction....

The Soxy Enclosure - don't feed the animal "

I can almost feel the rotting fish slapping against my face and the mocking laughter of the crowds as they jeer and shout look at that ancient bloke in a dress..... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where's my parachute?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gorilla, id surprise it by offering hand relief.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gorilla, id surprise it by offering hand relief. "

OMG ...I wasn't expecting that... yikes....

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS
over a year ago

may

Penguins , at least then I could pull , I've always wanted to pick up a penguin.

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By *uscious_lips30Woman
over a year ago

gloucestershire

Penguins aren't as cute as they seem, if they feel threatened then they will attach but they will go for your eyes

Wen I feed penguins a few years ago the keeper said if I drop a fish or if they drop a fish don't bend down to pick it up as they will peck you in the eyes

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Gorilla, obvs.

Everyone knows primates hold the best tea parties

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penquins and you would have to shoot me with a dart gun to get out. Especially if they have a slide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowimg my luck i would land on A Porcupine. (think.thats how it,s spelt)

But of the choices i wanna land in an enclosure with a big soft cuddly liom please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gorilla, obvs.

Everyone knows primates hold the best tea parties

Mr ddc"

Great point..... the voice of reason...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the penguin was a 20ft high electric penguin ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gorilla enclosure definitely....

My simian features along with some grunts n a bit of chest beating would have the group accepting me as one of their own in no time!

Then I'd get a big stick,creep up behind the dominant male n crack him over the head as hard as possible a few times....

Then kill all the male offspring n claim the females as my own n start my own breeding program.

Oh aye,I'd also ask the zookeeper to get me a studded collar with my new gorilla name on it.....KingDong!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"What if the penguin was a 20ft high electric penguin ?"

Can it make proper cucumber sandwiches? No crusts, triangular?

No.

My case rests.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gorilla - make a great doorman for the gates when I'm not home.

Keep the bloody rabble quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I fell on a penguin it wouldn't survive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am still thinking about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It wouldn't really matter which one too me ......

I'd soon make my presence known....and

I know there would be queues of people coming too see the world only captive tranny,,,

I mean talk about a star attraction....

The Soxy Enclosure - don't feed the animal

I can almost feel the rotting fish slapping against my face and the mocking laughter of the crowds as they jeer and shout look at that ancient bloke in a dress..... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww "

While all the time sending you private messages

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By *oncupiscentTony OP   Man
over a year ago

Kent

The obvious answer is of course the lion, while you bring him to tears comparing his mane to bouffant 80's one hit wonder Tiffany you can run over and kick his balls off thus allowing you to escape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penguins, they're adorable

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