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By *eliciouslady OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Am sat on the garden with a glass of something..yeah ok it's a vino. About to take a sip and notice 2 dead bodies floating in my glass.

What's the worst thing/object you've discovered in your food or drink?

Think mine was a used matchstick in a dish of paella at a Barcelona restaurant..

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

A blue plaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was with someone who claimed she found a pube in her dish. The waiter got the manager, he said it wasn't a pube. She got angry and said "go and get all your chefs and I'll tell you who's it is" and we got the meal for free. It definitely looked like a pube but I wouldn't have gone that far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not food, but in my washing I thought I'd found a used condom.

Turned it out just a poorly dissolved gel capsule casing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have found a fly in my food ... a dead one ... quietly commented to the restaurant manager ... got a different main course minus the fly ... and did not pay for my meal ..never been back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At one of my old jobs, one of the junior "chefs" couldn't de-bone fish properly, and after my lunch one day I ended up with a fish bone stuck in the skin inside my throat.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I knocked 1 of my crowns out with a pint and it landed at the bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy found a dog chip in his food in a chinese restaurant in london a while back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piece of metal from those aluminium scouring pads. Got the meal and the drinks for free.

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By *eliciouslady OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

As I read these I'm saying 'ewwwww'and then had to giggle at the crown dropping in your pint

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"A guy found a dog chip in his food in a chinese restaurant in london a while back"

Badum tish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As I read these I'm saying 'ewwwww'and then had to giggle at the crown dropping in your pint "

Damn,you really are a dilicious lady arnt you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy found a dog chip in his food in a chinese restaurant in london a while back

Badum tish."

And he never even ordered dog

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"As I read these I'm saying 'ewwwww'and then had to giggle at the crown dropping in your pint "

It was miles away from home to Scotland near oban think I was on a 5 day run delivering exhausts. Night mare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As I read these I'm saying 'ewwwww'and then had to giggle at the crown dropping in your pint

Damn,you really are a dilicious lady arnt you"

Delicious even

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By *eliciouslady OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember years ago my mum found a cigarette butt in a (unopened) tin of princes sweetcorn

she wrote to them with a pic of the offending item and got loads of money off vouchers back lol

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

Worst to happen to me personally was taking a swig from a beer can at a party only to almost swallow a fag butt...almost puked!!

Worst to happen to someone I know was a mate who visited a friend at Uni who not long after he got back got sent a local paper clipping by the Uni mate about a restaurant they'd visited that had been closed down after traces of human sperm were found in the food!!

Mr G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bird shit on my chocolate donut x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs cannot drink straight from a can due to drinking out of one as a teen that was used as an ashtray by an older brother....barf indeed.

As for me, i cannot eat rice since a kid as i ate some maggots that i was told were rice. Must be about 40 years ago now. Hence my lack of trust these days lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bird shit on my chocolate donut x"

I hope you told her the relationship was over

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I found a vein in my hot dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've found a vein in my hotdog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am sat on the garden with a glass of something..yeah ok it's a vino. About to take a sip and notice 2 dead bodies floating in my glass.

What's the worst thing/object you've discovered in your food or drink?

Think mine was a used matchstick in a dish of paella at a Barcelona restaurant.."

My cock perhaps ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caterpillar in my salad at a local hotel is my worst. Not eaten there since.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something un-processed and natural in a kebab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

once had a daddy long legs in my brew and took it in my mouth not realising.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bird shit on my chocolate donut x

I hope you told her the relationship was over"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a chicken pie (and chips) from a chip shop, years ago, and found a dead fly inside the pie.

I had a KFC one night, took one mouthful and my tooth cracked. Never had a KFC again.

My diet has improved no end since then ^^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A deep fried fly on a chip. Got £50 worth of vouchers xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of tiny fruit flies in my chips, they were in the vinegar bottle.x

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I've found a magot in a peach half before.

I always cut my fruit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two men near us were quite ill after eating a curry from a local Asian takeaway - when Trading Standards analysed what was left of their meals - they discovered it contained human excrement. This is true - apparently the 2 men had been a little "worse for wear" when ordering and may have upset the takeaway staff - BUT jeez that is awful.....

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"I've found a magot in a peach half before.

I always cut my fruit..."

Nothing for me... but a mate took a bite out of an apple,.... and found half a maggot or grub in the rest of the apple..... his face when he twigged where the other half was lol!

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By *pal2Man
over a year ago

cumbria


"I've found a magot in a peach half before.

I always cut my fruit..."

Half a maggot in your peach would have been worse

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