FabSwingers.com forum: The Real toy story

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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The Real Toy Story

I went to see toy story

It really was not good

The toys were all so plasticky

and shaped, well rather rude

The lady grabbed one by the head

she took it with her into bed

she said now cowboy please be good

and lets see you give me wood

Im sure it was not meant to be

this dirty film called toy story

women playing with the toys

instead of woody with his boys

I checked the cover and did see

the difference that had by passed me

this film was surely not for kids

cause all the wimmin had big tits

I took it back I told them straight

that buzz was playing with his mate

and the toys were in the womans hand

as she put them in her no mans land.

So dont be fooled its not so clear

when the guy with the cock is called lightyear

its better left back in its box

where the real toys dont shag anything in frocks.

courtesy of Masterq81