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By *ornwall-male OP Man
over a year ago

newquay

was wonder what all you peeps do for a living! simples really lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not saying.... but I am a "provfessinarl" and I enjoy a bit of window licking

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By *iss scarlettWoman
over a year ago

in scarlettsville ,west lothian

"was wonder what all you peeps do for a living! simples really lol

I am a professional forum lurker ,

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Three strings to my bow, to earn a shilling!

I work on a fishing boat, run a mobile disco, and use my classic cars for peoples weddings, a bit of a mixture but I never get bored!

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By *ornwall-male OP Man
over a year ago

newquay

"was wonder what all you peeps do for a living! simples really lol

I am a professional forum lurker ,

we know that one lol x

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By *ustyWoman
over a year ago

inverclyde

i work in a wine shop.... has its perks now and again but i do get to try some very nice wine and champers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U notice u can never a straight answer from some people to a simple question on here! The question was what jobs we do. I am a delivery driver, and Pam is a waitress

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

I.T /I.S security (designing and implementing security systems) and ethical hacking\penetration testing .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mature student

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Management Consultant. ( specialising in performance management programmes)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See how easy it is to answer a question without all the sarcastic comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Legal officer specialising in personal injury for a trade union. Notice the OP hasn't said what he does!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

"Legal officer specialising in personal injury for a trade union. Notice the OP hasn't said what he does! "

My god, I hope he isnt a tax man!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

a journalist is sitting waiting for someone to say they are a chief constable of a local police authority

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

lady of leisure and cock slut

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"and cock slut

I have inter_iewed many, many, many times for that role...

never get the job but I will keep trying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Secretary/Receptionist in private health. I work in a beautiful Georgian House. Work for whomever hires the rooms on the day, whether it be Plastic Surgeons, Cardiologists, Hypnotists etc

Love it, get freebies or discount on some things. Plus get to use the pc like now to perv on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I.T /I.S security (designing and implementing security systems) and ethical hacking\penetration testing ."

oooooher PD you gona do some penetration testing on me soon hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well Im not saying but just that staff are generally not happy to see me and try and avoid me at all costs

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By *ornwall-male OP Man
over a year ago

newquay

"Legal officer specialising in personal injury for a trade union. Notice the OP hasn't said what he does! "

sorry sassy just trying to sneak on at work lol x

im a showroom manager for a small company ghat does flooring and panelling etc x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone on my friends list can take a guess at that. But otherwise I'm keeping it to myself.

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By *ornwall-male OP Man
over a year ago

newquay

"lady of leisure and cock slut

do you get paid in kind lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High class call girl

Julia Roberts potrayed me in Pretty Woman lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"U notice u can never a straight answer from some people to a simple question on here! The question was what jobs we do. I am a delivery driver, and Pam is a waitress"

I think the OP knows my sense of humour by now as we are friends who PM each other.

I chose to not say about what we do because it remains our business. I chose to answer the OPs question with a none straight answer because he actually likes my silly answers.... unless he has taken offence? OP???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As he fuck. OP never takes offence. What I do is my buisness too so I answered it with sarcasm lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As he fuck. OP never takes offence. What I do is my buisness too so I answered it with sarcasm lol"

yer but your always like that so we dont take any notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I.T /I.S security (designing and implementing security systems) and ethical hacking\penetration testing ."

another string to your bow ?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As he fuck. OP never takes offence. What I do is my buisness too so I answered it with sarcasm lol"

I thought you were telling the truth

Well, I fell for it hook, line and sinker lol!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As he fuck. OP never takes offence. What I do is my buisness too so I answered it with sarcasm lol

yer but your always like that so we dont take any notice

Didums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As he fuck. OP never takes offence. What I do is my buisness too so I answered it with sarcasm lol

I thought you were telling the truth

Well, I fell for it hook, line and sinker lol!!! xx"

It was the Julia Roberts thing that got ya.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

self employed bean counter here

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By *ornwall-male OP Man
over a year ago

newquay

"U notice u can never a straight answer from some people to a simple question on here! The question was what jobs we do. I am a delivery driver, and Pam is a waitress

I think the OP knows my sense of humour by now as we are friends who PM each other.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I am the Chief Executive of the Anti Chocolate movement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am a scratch baker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"self employed bean counter here "

I've got a couple of beans for you to count!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"self employed bean counter here "

Full respect to you... I couldn't count beans, I'd end up flicking them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am the Chief Executive of the Anti Chocolate movement.

I did have my suspicions......

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By *ornwall-male OP Man
over a year ago

newquay

janelle i thought you were working as my mistress. You bloody moon lighting again lol x

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By *ornwall-male OP Man
over a year ago

newquay

"I am the Chief Executive of the Anti Chocolate movement.

im pro chocolate lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"janelle i thought you were working as my mistress. You bloody moon lighting again lol x

Your sacked as my pimp you don't give me a big enough cut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am the Chief Executive of the Anti Chocolate movement.

im pro chocolate lol x"

Mmmmm could scoff some now being as though we are talking about it lol

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I need a new challenge......maybe a quality control manager in a cock factory?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gynaecologist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a new challenge......maybe a quality control manager in a cock factory?"

What will you do with the cocks that are not up to standard Jane?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"I need a new challenge......maybe a quality control manager in a cock factory?

What will you do with the cocks that are not up to standard Jane? "

You can have them....cast off's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"was wonder what all you peeps do for a living! simples really lol

I work for the secret service

this messege will self destruct in 10 secs

..... otherwise Im a domestic goddesse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a new challenge......maybe a quality control manager in a cock factory?

What will you do with the cocks that are not up to standard Jane?

You can have them....cast off's

Your so kind was hoping you'd say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"was wonder what all you peeps do for a living! simples really lol

I work for the secret service

this messege will self destruct in 10 secs

..... otherwise Im a domestic goddesse

Do you know Mr Bond by any chance?

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By *ornwall-male OP Man
over a year ago

newquay

"U notice u can never a straight answer from some people to a simple question on here! The question was what jobs we do. I am a delivery driver, and Pam is a waitress

I think the OP knows my sense of humour by now as we are friends who PM each other.

i dont care lol i like silly x its my job lol xand im good at it too lol x

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By *ornwall-male OP Man
over a year ago

newquay

"janelle i thought you were working as my mistress. You bloody moon lighting again lol x

Your sacked as my pimp you don't give me a big enough cut"

i have a vacancy for a new mistress lolx anyone ant the roll lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"was wonder what all you peeps do for a living! simples really lol

I work for the secret service

this messege will self destruct in 10 secs

..... otherwise Im a domestic goddesse

Do you know Mr Bond by any chance?

I know Brook Bond

my parents knew Daniel Craigs parents though .... does that count ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/03/11 10:59:55]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"was wonder what all you peeps do for a living! simples really lol

I work for the secret service

this messege will self destruct in 10 secs

..... otherwise Im a domestic goddesse

Do you know Mr Bond by any chance?

I know Brook Bond

my parents knew Daniel Craigs parents though .... does that count ?

Any links to Daniel Craig count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a new challenge......maybe a quality control manager in a cock factory?"

Is anyone else thinking Wonky Willy and The Chocolate Factory?

*bloody typo's

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By *ornwall-male OP Man
over a year ago

newquay

is there a pussy factor next to the cock factor that i can apply for lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Circumcisionist...

Salary isnt much, but theres lots of tips...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"janelle i thought you were working as my mistress. You bloody moon lighting again lol x

Your sacked as my pimp you don't give me a big enough cut

i have a vacancy for a new mistress lolx anyone ant the roll lol x"

He's a hard task master I wouldn't bother ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Area Manager for a national engineering company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before Bubba and hoping to return back to it.. i was a field manager for a Community Care company looking after the elderly - not glamorous, but i loved my job :D

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Full time Princess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Commercial banking and love it. The bonuses make it well worth wile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hate merchant bankers.....everytime i switch on a cam i always see one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hate merchant bankers.....everytime i switch on a cam i always see one

lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hate merchant bankers.....everytime i switch on a cam i always see one

I hate tits too there are lots of them on cam

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

International Object of Sexual Desire

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By *inky24big35Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

im a support worker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Retired Naval Officer + Director of a number of companies - all subsidiaries of my family business.

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By *ornwall-male OP Man
over a year ago

newquay

"hate merchant bankers.....everytime i switch on a cam i always see one

you not getting them mixed up with wankers lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Full time Princess"

At the top of her profession...

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

Recruiter for a large insurance company here

*Her*

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

High Priestess of the Pussy Posse....

As for my real job..... I work for the Military. AFter that, I'm not allowed to say.

**So put that in ya pipe and smoke it if you believe that we can all tell everyone and anyone what we do for a living**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See how easy it is to answer a question without all the sarcastic comments"

No. Could you explain that bit again please ?

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By *ornwall-male OP Man
over a year ago

newquay

"See how easy it is to answer a question without all the sarcastic comments

No. Could you explain that bit again please ?"

its easy granny look..

im a full time wanker....no no no.

im a pusyy inspe.......

i sell fridges to eskimo....

dam i cant do it lol x

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"I.T /I.S security (designing and implementing security systems) and ethical hacking\penetration testing ."

I'm another penetration tester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm *resting* between jobs at the moment lol xx

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"was wonder what all you peeps do for a living! simples really lol

I,m professional chicken pluker and my hands are insured for a lot of money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work with under 16s. No, I am not going into detail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A "professional" working pharmaceutical manufacturing, mainly in quality assurance, specialising in sterile manufacturing and aseptic compounding of parenterals.

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By *LBishCouple
over a year ago

near bury st edmunds

full time dizzy bint lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

work in care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As he fuck. OP never takes offence. What I do is my buisness too so I answered it with sarcasm lol"

that's funny I do my business too, we must be cosmic twins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"was wonder what all you peeps do for a living! simples really lol

I,m professional chicken pluker and my hands are insured for a lot of money

pleasant job?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

carer for ladies with dementia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"carer for ladies with dementia"

tough job

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Building /site /unemployed/= house husband.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A "professional" working pharmaceutical manufacturing, mainly in quality assurance, specialising in sterile manufacturing and aseptic compounding of parenterals.

Erm...right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A "professional" working pharmaceutical manufacturing, mainly in quality assurance, specialising in sterile manufacturing and aseptic compounding of parenterals.

Lol I actually know what this means - Asepsis and Aseptic technique, part of my daily language

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