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By *illo0069 OP   Man
over a year ago

litherland

Have you been talking to some one and said something you completely didnt mean.

I was talking to a gorgeous girl and the conversation was flowing really well it felt we just clicked and i meant to say"how old are you" when in fact for some unknown reason what came out was "how much are you" needless to say we didnt chat for much longer as she couldnt wait to run away lol.

Im sure ther be some funny stories

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By *carlet_heavenWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

That's what's known as a freudian slip

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham


"Have you been talking to some one and said something you completely didnt mean.

I was talking to a gorgeous girl and the conversation was flowing really well it felt we just clicked and i meant to say"how old are you" when in fact for some unknown reason what came out was "how much are you" needless to say we didnt chat for much longer as she couldnt wait to run away lol.

Im sure ther be some funny stories"

Oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone is always fine with just chatting when I say I'm not looking to meet. Then when I say I'm in a monogamous relationship, they just stop sending messages.

I doubt they were ever really interested in just chatting

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By *illo0069 OP   Man
over a year ago

litherland


"That's what's known as a freudian slip "

I think im lucky it werent a fookin slap

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive said some pretty stupid things in my time. The one that sticks in my mind was when i was being chatted up by a gorgeous geordie lad and i asked him if there was a river in newcastle i never even stayed around long enough to find out if he was still interested or not

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By *illo0069 OP   Man
over a year ago

litherland


"Ive said some pretty stupid things in my time. The one that sticks in my mind was when i was being chatted up by a gorgeous geordie lad and i asked him if there was a river in newcastle i never even stayed around long enough to find out if he was still interested or not"

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

Had similar experience.... but luckily it "broke the ice".. instead of asking "are you busy" out came "are you busty"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone is always fine with just chatting when I say I'm not looking to meet. Then when I say I'm in a monogamous relationship, they just stop sending messages.

I doubt they were ever really interested in just chatting "

Have you tried facebook?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the guy responding usually kills any conversation dead.

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By *illo0069 OP   Man
over a year ago

litherland


"Had similar experience.... but luckily it "broke the ice".. instead of asking "are you busy" out came "are you busty" "

well was she,

busty i mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is the guy responding usually kills any conversation dead."

Haha.. brilliant

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I once said to someone 'boxing day is the 26th yes'?!

Felt rather daft.....

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By *carlet_heavenWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

I never say anything stupid…its always the other person that does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was chatting to a squaddie and asked him what he did in the army. He drove trucks.

"Ooooo what colour?" I said.

He wet himself laughing and didn't answer.

I kinda didn't know what to say after that. Took me a couple of years to figure out why he laughed.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I was chatting to a squaddie and asked him what he did in the army. He drove trucks.

"Ooooo what colour?" I said.

He wet himself laughing and didn't answer.

I kinda didn't know what to say after that. Took me a couple of years to figure out why he laughed. "

To be fair on you, they do have white ones too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was chatting to a squaddie and asked him what he did in the army. He drove trucks.

"Ooooo what colour?" I said.

He wet himself laughing and didn't answer.

I kinda didn't know what to say after that. Took me a couple of years to figure out why he laughed. "

What colour?

I mean yeh it's double daft cos of army lol, but bloomin heck. Amazing what crap comes out of our mouths init?

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By *carlet_heavenWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

A guy at work used to regularly make conversation with me but would always say really unintelligible things, unless we were emailing. I was gobsmacked to find out he was a really senior lawyer when we both moved to the same department

It was only then that I realised I'd always made him nervous…but by then, I'd committed myself to someone infinitely his inferior (in many, many ways) but who never got tongue tied….Oh….the irony!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you tried facebook? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone is always fine with just chatting when I say I'm not looking to meet. Then when I say I'm in a monogamous relationship, they just stop sending messages.

I doubt they were ever really interested in just chatting "

Liar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone is always fine with just chatting when I say I'm not looking to meet. Then when I say I'm in a monogamous relationship, they just stop sending messages.

I doubt they were ever really interested in just chatting

Have you tried facebook? "

Will I be able to friend request you? I wouldn't want to miss out on these witticisms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone is always fine with just chatting when I say I'm not looking to meet. Then when I say I'm in a monogamous relationship, they just stop sending messages.

I doubt they were ever really interested in just chatting

Liar."

It's true. All persevere for a few days, then it comes up in convo and drop me out. Shit chat can't be the cause.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone is always fine with just chatting when I say I'm not looking to meet. Then when I say I'm in a monogamous relationship, they just stop sending messages.

I doubt they were ever really interested in just chatting "

They must have logged into the wrong site...

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston


"Had similar experience.... but luckily it "broke the ice".. instead of asking "are you busy" out came "are you busty"

well was she,

busty i mean "

It was a hard response for me.. she said I had to find out for myself

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By *illo0069 OP   Man
over a year ago

litherland


"Had similar experience.... but luckily it "broke the ice".. instead of asking "are you busy" out came "are you busty"

well was she,

busty i mean

It was a hard response for me.. she said I had to find out for myself "

hahahah the best reply u could hope for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had similar experience.... but luckily it "broke the ice".. instead of asking "are you busy" out came "are you busty"

well was she,

busty i mean

It was a hard response for me.. she said I had to find out for myself "

And...... was she?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A family member of mine hates lifts and escalators, when she noticed stairs in a shopping centre she went and asked security guard do they come back down again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone is always fine with just chatting when I say I'm not looking to meet. Then when I say I'm in a monogamous relationship, they just stop sending messages.

I doubt they were ever really interested in just chatting

Liar.

It's true. All persevere for a few days, then it comes up in convo and drop me out. Shit chat can't be the cause. "

they most Likeley had a little too much temptation from you but with no outlet to their built up fustration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is the guy responding usually kills any conversation dead."

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston


"Had similar experience.... but luckily it "broke the ice".. instead of asking "are you busy" out came "are you busty"

well was she,

busty i mean

It was a hard response for me.. she said I had to find out for myself

And...... was she?"

Being a boob man... i was not dissapointed. Was the joke off our meet and for a laugh.. she wore a revealing top and push up bra for added effect.

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