FabSwingers.com forum: Guilty as charged

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

So the person above is in court, what offence are they most likely to be charged with ?

Keep it fun and friendly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Public nudity

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Stealing breast pumps from boots having thought they were penis enlargers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/05/16 09:59:52]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theft

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Theft

Apple scrumping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Theft

Apple scrumping"

Urinating in the pool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Theft

Apple scrumping

Urinating in the pool."

Exposing his nipples in Sainsburys

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Theft

Apple scrumping

Urinating in the pool.

Exposing his nipples in Sainsburys

Mooning the queen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Theft

Apple scrumping

Urinating in the pool.

Exposing his nipples in Sainsburys

Joyriding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Theft

Apple scrumping

Urinating in the pool."

Grooming...................................mustaches!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Theft

Apple scrumping

Urinating in the pool.

Exposing his nipples in Iceland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Theft

Apple scrumping

Urinating in the pool.

Exposing his nipples in Sainsburys

Exposing her arse at the garden party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stealing towels from hotels to use in his photos

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Stealing towels from hotels to use in his photos"

Been caught for indecent exposure outside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/05/16 10:07:11]

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By *elson61Man
over a year ago

WELWYN GARDEN CITY

Violating the Queens eldest sons wife, Treason act 1351

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Violating the Queens eldest sons wife, Treason act 1351

Photobombing that lads elbow pic

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Mr P bear guilty of wearing too many clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr P bear guilty of wearing too many clothes

Flashing in a public place (car park pic)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr P bear guilty of wearing too many clothes

Public nudity whilst d*unk and naughtily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr P bear guilty of wearing too many clothes

Flashing in a public place (car park pic)"

Breaking into Pizza Hut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr P bear guilty of wearing too many clothes

Flashing in a public place (car park pic)

Breaking into Pizza Hut

Pornicating with rabbits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have I killed another thread lol. Mine was in reference to her current status which is: "... "It's a porn and rabbit kinda morning

". 3 hours ago"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr P bear guilty of wearing too many clothes

Flashing in a public place (car park pic)

Breaking into Pizza Hut

Pornicating with rabbits"

Silent farting and leaving the scene of the stench.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have I killed another thread lol. Mine was in reference to her current status which is: "... "It's a porn and rabbit kinda morning

". 3 hours ago" "

I was contemplating "murdering a thread"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have I killed another thread lol. Mine was in reference to her current status which is: "... "It's a porn and rabbit kinda morning

". 3 hours ago"

I was contemplating "murdering a thread""

Receiving

Stolen goods! You dirty minded lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handling swollen goods!!

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Malmesbury

The breader: breaking into Subways to satisfy his love of subs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D*unk in charge of a sub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"D*unk in charge of a sub

Loitering with intent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"D*unk in charge of a sub

Loitering with intent "

Criminal damage and misuse of daisies

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"D*unk in charge of a sub

Loitering with intent "

Bloody campers

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

Goat rustling .

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

"Goat rustling .

Getting arrested for making me twist my neck to perve at his prof pics x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Streaking

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Streaking

Selling hardcore porn without a licence

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

"Goat rustling .

Getting arrested for making me twist my neck to perve at his prof pics x

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Is GUILTY of having voluptuous sensual lips that have sent so much blood rampaging to my member....that now I get heckled off vampires for being too pale . X

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Cow tipping and hog roasting

Whilst in the library

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Fare dodging on the train

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Voddy for teasing Bladey!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Voddy for teasing Bladey!!

Public indecency

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

"Voddy for teasing Bladey!!

Public indecency "

Being naked at the gym

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Voddy for teasing Bladey!!

Public indecency

Being naked at the gym"

not keeping her lady garden bush trimmed and it spreading onto next doors property

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Theft

Apple scrumping

Urinating in the pool.

Exposing his nipples in Sainsburys

Exposing her arse at the garden party

Moi....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Selling pirate movies

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Selling pirate movies

Causing a traffic shunting by walking past looking pretty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

keeping the neighbours awake all night..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stealing knickers off a washing line

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

For removing the loo roll from behind headboard to keep the neighbours awake all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Selling knickers on line that where stolen from a washing line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stealing ladies toys

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Stealing ladies toys

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she was in stitches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under the influence of another so probably an accesory to a crine.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

For writing her name on the footpath in Woodbridge high street,

The only problem was it was by weeing in the snow, I know it's nearly June but it's a January case that's just come to court

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*crime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

joining the mile high club in the aisle of a cruising full to capacity jumbo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"joining the mile high club in the aisle of a cruising full to capacity jumbo "

Impersonating a police officer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"joining the mile high club in the aisle of a cruising full to capacity jumbo

Impersonating a police officer "

They wouldn't be in court because they gangsters. Gangsters don't get caught xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/05/16 16:24:32]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"joining the mile high club in the aisle of a cruising full to capacity jumbo

Impersonating a police officer

They wouldn't be in court because they gangsters. Gangsters don't get caught xx"
preventing the course of justice

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"joining the mile high club in the aisle of a cruising full to capacity jumbo

Impersonating a police officer

They wouldn't be in court because they gangsters. Gangsters don't get caught xx preventing the course of justice

Read rage

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Fire bladed.. Speeding

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Fire bladed.. Speeding"

Oi it's supposed to be pretend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fire bladed.. Speeding

Oi it's supposed to be pretend. "

Flashing

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Fire bladed.. Speeding

Oi it's supposed to be pretend.

Flashing "

Stripping off at work

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

bladey of running a harem and all the ladies having a headache

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Fire bladed.. Speeding

Oi it's supposed to be pretend.

Flashing "

It wasn't my faltering officer I was looking at honeys pics and we'll I'm sure you understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/05/16 16:38:10]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fire bladed.. Speeding

Oi it's supposed to be pretend.

Flashing

It wasn't my faltering officer I was looking at honeys pics and we'll I'm sure you understand

Syphoning off fuel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fire bladed.. Speeding

Oi it's supposed to be pretend.

Flashing

It wasn't my faltering officer I was looking at honeys pics and we'll I'm sure you understand

Syphoning off fuel!

making a public nuisance of themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fire bladed.. Speeding

Oi it's supposed to be pretend.

Flashing

It wasn't my faltering officer I was looking at honeys pics and we'll I'm sure you understand

Syphoning off fuel!

making a public nuisance of themselves

poultry pilfering; cider smuggling and pate purloining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fire bladed.. Speeding

Oi it's supposed to be pretend.

Flashing

It wasn't my faltering officer I was looking at honeys pics and we'll I'm sure you understand

Syphoning off fuel!

making a public nuisance of themselves

poultry pilfering; cider smuggling and pate purloining

Public indecency, both him and his duck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fire bladed.. Speeding

Oi it's supposed to be pretend.

Flashing

It wasn't my faltering officer I was looking at honeys pics and we'll I'm sure you understand

Syphoning off fuel!

making a public nuisance of themselves

poultry pilfering; cider smuggling and pate purloining

Cruelty to ducks lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Public indecency, both him and his duck.

Busking

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By *odot18Man
over a year ago

London/ west midlands

"Public indecency, both him and his duck.

Busking"

Taking one of the queens swans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Public indecency, both him and his duck.

Busking

Taking one of the queens swans"

Loitering

(Waiting for Godot)

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By *odot18Man
over a year ago

London/ west midlands

"Public indecency, both him and his duck.

Busking

Taking one of the queens swans

Loitering

(Waiting for Godot)

good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stealing the neighbours apples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"D*unk in charge of a sub

Loitering with intent

Criminal damage and misuse of daisies

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"D*unk in charge of a sub

Loitering with intent

Criminal damage and misuse of daisies

Starting a tidal wave

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

peeping tom. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"peeping tom. xxx

Public exposure

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

"peeping tom. xxx

Public exposure

Organising the public exposure flash mob outside Boots the chemist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"peeping tom. xxx

Public exposure

Organising the public exposure flash mob outside Boots the chemist."

Speeding ....

And now awaits the worst

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"peeping tom. xxx

Public exposure

Organising the public exposure flash mob outside Boots the chemist.

Speeding ....

And now awaits the worst

Graffitiing aeroplane wings , awaiting reports from aviation police

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"peeping tom. xxx

Public exposure

Organising the public exposure flash mob outside Boots the chemist.

Speeding ....

And now awaits the worst

Graffitiing aeroplane wings , awaiting reports from aviation police"

Guilty of not reading profiles before coming up with that I think

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"peeping tom. xxx

Public exposure

Organising the public exposure flash mob outside Boots the chemist.

Speeding ....

And now awaits the worst

Graffitiing aeroplane wings , awaiting reports from aviation police

Guilty of not reading profiles before coming up with that I think

Glos wingers ! So I think not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definat3ly indecent exposure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"peeping tom. xxx

Public exposure

Organising the public exposure flash mob outside Boots the chemist.

Speeding ....

And now awaits the worst

Graffitiing aeroplane wings , awaiting reports from aviation police

Guilty of not reading profiles before coming up with that I think

Glos wingers ! So I think not

Ah , I get it now

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Definat3ly indecent exposure

Grammar police ! Guilty as charged

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"peeping tom. xxx

Public exposure

Organising the public exposure flash mob outside Boots the chemist.

Speeding ....

And now awaits the worst

Graffitiing aeroplane wings , awaiting reports from aviation police

Guilty of not reading profiles before coming up with that I think

Glos wingers ! So I think not

Ah , I get it now

Phew

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

choritz for running out of bacon bad lad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/05/16 19:20:51]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Voddy.....stealing knickers off other people's clothes lines.......because she has non of her own....not called Commando Voddy for nothing!

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"choritz for running out of bacon bad lad"

Plenty of sausage left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"joining the mile high club in the aisle of a cruising full to capacity jumbo "

I'd happily go down for that

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"joining the mile high club in the aisle of a cruising full to capacity jumbo

I'd happily go down for that

Going down on a woman in the aisle of a jumbo jet

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"joining the mile high club in the aisle of a cruising full to capacity jumbo

I'd happily go down for that

Going down on a woman in the aisle of a jumbo jet"

Sam playing with other people's woggles in the pool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Possession of an unlicensed sexual weapon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Concealing a weapon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For getting his sausage out in public

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"For getting his sausage out in public

For sending rude messages late at night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breach of the peace

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

Pamela 57 , for sucking every last drop of manly goodness out of blokes leaving their legs shaking like shaking stephens .

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