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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Surely it's time for some stupid questions by now? post yours or those you've been asked.

If fluoride is so good for your teeth, why don't they sell fluoridated bone-paste?

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

No-one got some silly questions to ask about anything?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Why is it that when you get cramp in your foot making it hurt more helps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pain re eptors in your mind mask the cramp signals...same as rubbing your foot etc if you bang it....I'll fetch my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Fancy a fuck?"

You stupid boy!

Stupid Girl - Garbage

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GhPUAVgHZc

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

If there's no gravity in space why don't all the planets float away?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"If there's no gravity in space why don't all the planets float away?"

The moon is getting gradually further away from the earth

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

What is the point of sweetcorn?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Why is it that when you get cramp in your foot making it hurt more helps?

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how do you do that?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Have you got a blade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If there's no gravity in space why don't all the planets float away?"

Gravity is everywhere. The Andromeda galaxy is literally pulling on your left ear a teensy bit.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"What is the point of sweetcorn?"

If you cook it with peas you can make pretty patterns in yer mash and everything

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Have you got a blade

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I've got a focus ..and two Stanley knives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why am i awake at stupid oclock

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Have you got a blade

I've got a focus ..and two Stanley knives

Carful you don't cut yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why 'bollocks' when something goes wrong? Why not 'knees'? Or 'fingers'?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Why 'bollocks' when something goes wrong? Why not 'knees'? Or 'fingers'?"

Because your fucked without them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why 'bollocks' when something goes wrong? Why not 'knees'? Or 'fingers'?"

It's usually the Bollocks, that make a good situation bad, i.e. "Lets use the withdrawal method" "Bollocks"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Why am i awake at stupid oclock"

Because you were thinking about me and a jar of peanut butter

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Why 'bollocks' when something goes wrong? Why not 'knees'? Or 'fingers'?

It's usually the Bollocks, that make a good situation bad, i.e. "Lets use the withdrawal method" "Bollocks""

That's bollex

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"What is the point of sweetcorn?

If you cook it with peas you can make pretty patterns in yer mash and everything

Ahhh...all is clear now. I understand.

Thank you.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Should I keep my clogs or add them to the bag going to the charity shop today?

Supplementary question: is it uncharitable to give clogs to a charity shop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do ships carry cargo and cars carry shipments?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do we celebrate diversity by stating were all the same?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does my cock make so many women laugh

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Would you?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Why is it that when you get cramp in your foot making it hurt more helps?

Not just me then!?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Why do we celebrate diversity by stating were all the same?"

Well, we're all one species. I celebrate difference from that baseline.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Why do ships carry cargo and cars carry shipments?"

Ships carry shipments too. A shipment of cars arrived on a ship docked at Liverpool.

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By *unlinguyMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

"If there's no gravity in space why don't all the planets float away?

Gravity is everywhere. The Andromeda galaxy is literally pulling on your left ear a teensy bit."

What if i turn around

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"What is the point of sweetcorn?"

Same as carrots so you can see where someone has puked

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Do fish drink water

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Bollocks is bad but the dog's bollocks is good. Why is that? How are dog's bollocks better than any other?

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