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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There's a corner shop next to my work, and it still has a top shelf FULL of, well, jazz mags. Bongo pamphlets. Gentlemen's one-handed periodicals.

HOW?

The music industry can't sell records. TV is all on demand watch when you want. Video stores are a thing of the past. Libraries and bookshops are dying off left right and centre. But somehow, there's still a market for about 30 skin mags EVERY MONTH.

Who are all these analogue masturbators? Is it ALL old people who don't get the internet, or have the retro-cool hipsters doing it ironically?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know the answer too this one.....

But if my curiosity got the better of me, I'd simply ask the shopkeeper what it's all about...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They must sell otherwise they wouldn't be there surely?

Maybe people who don't know how to internet, or don't trust the internet (Because the internet is watching you) but are there enough of them around?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Some people prefer hard copy to a sticky keyboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or it could be a trap.....

So if anyone removes a mags from the shelf it sets off a chain reaction involving flashing disco lights, streamers, dry ice and a Red-Arrows flyby, not to mention a live TV link to the Sky news channel ...

I like my world .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people prefer hard copy to a sticky keyboard"

And what else are you surpose to do when there's no phone signal.

Retro all the way baby.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Some people buy the so-called newspapers every day, so if may be a similar group. Not everyone has a smartphone. Some still have tiny phone screens in monochrome and the wife doesn't allow porn at home.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Coming home on the night bus late one night as we passed through Southall (large ethnic population) I noticed the guy in front was trying to have a sneaky peep at his nice new copy of Asian Babes hidden inside his newspaper. It was all I could do not to say anything. The other passengers did see me rocking hysterically in silent mirth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coming home on the night bus late one night as we passed through Southall (large ethnic population) I noticed the guy in front was trying to have a sneaky peep at his nice new copy of Asian Babes hidden inside his newspaper. It was all I could do not to say anything. The other passengers did see me rocking hysterically in silent mirth. "

Rocking hysterically... maybe it looked like you were wanking furiously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Circulation will be incredibly low. I doubt it's a booming business, but enough to get by. As long as people are paying to advertise, they'll stick around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only 12 wank mags are released each year, they just swap the girls in the cover and in some cases change the name of the mag, no one has noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or it could be a trap.....

So if anyone removes a mags from the shelf it sets off a chain reaction involving flashing disco lights, streamers, dry ice and a Red-Arrows flyby, not to mention a live TV link to the Sky news channel ...

I like my world ..... "

Can I come and live in your world? It sounds like fun

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Old people who can't work a computer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wankers in BMWs. It's easier to have a quick wank to a skin mag in a lay-by than get the laptop out and stick your dongle in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a corner shop next to my work, and it still has a top shelf FULL of, well, jazz mags. Bongo pamphlets. Gentlemen's one-handed periodicals.

HOW?

The music industry can't sell records. TV is all on demand watch when you want. Video stores are a thing of the past. Libraries and bookshops are dying off left right and centre. But somehow, there's still a market for about 30 skin mags EVERY MONTH.

Who are all these analogue masturbators? Is it ALL old people who don't get the internet, or have the retro-cool hipsters doing it ironically?"

I bought some a couple of years ago, I for 3 for £10, the dvd's were missing and they where date 3 years earlier. Most are out of print now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a corner shop next to my work, and it still has a top shelf FULL of, well, jazz mags. Bongo pamphlets. Gentlemen's one-handed periodicals.

HOW?

The music industry can't sell records. TV is all on demand watch when you want. Video stores are a thing of the past. Libraries and bookshops are dying off left right and centre. But somehow, there's still a market for about 30 skin mags EVERY MONTH.

Who are all these analogue masturbators? Is it ALL old people who don't get the internet, or have the retro-cool hipsters doing it ironically?"

Analogue masturbators! That really made me chuckle

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Coming home on the night bus late one night as we passed through Southall (large ethnic population) I noticed the guy in front was trying to have a sneaky peep at his nice new copy of Asian Babes hidden inside his newspaper. It was all I could do not to say anything. The other passengers did see me rocking hysterically in silent mirth.

Rocking hysterically... maybe it looked like you were wanking furiously. "
not with both hands behind my head there is a Buswankers code that must be strictly adhered to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who have been caught out by their internet history and banned from 18+ websites.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall


"People who have been caught out by their internet history and banned from 18+ websites. "

you cant leave your ipad in the bushes over the park.....

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Well thru which other medium did you expect MI-6 to be passing on their covert messages?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its the top shelf ...so has to be someone agile and not old and doddery to reach the paraphenalia ..did i spell that right .. i have no idea

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