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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Before downloading your photo to your profile, it may be useful to have a quick run through the following checklist to ensure your photo has the desired effect of enhancing your profile.

1 - Is your photo compliant to the site rules with regards to other people being in shot? Always look in the background and make sure your family members are not sniggering at you posing through the doorway.

2 - Have you chosen the best location in your house to take the photo? Your penis may well be the centre focus of your happy-snap, but it will not take long for people to notice you have taken the photo standing over an 'un-flushed toilet'!

3 - Are you making the most of you physic? Jaunty camera angles and a few accessories can make all the difference - though I am not sure an elastic band around the frisky frolics to make them look plump is a good idea, especially when they start turning blue

4 - Is there anything in the frame of the photo which shouldn't be? Leaving an open magazine, a toilet roll and some scrunched up tissue on the bed may leave people thinking you are a bit of a wa...amateur, if they are visible in your shot.

5 - Have any pets wondered in to shot? They may be cute but it is best to check what they are doing - or in certain cases licking (I should wash that before you use it again)

This checklist will be updated regularly as more useful information is brought to our attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wear clean underpants if they're going to be a feature...and consider their appearance...are they over-washed, do they still resemble underwear are they still the same shade of white they were at time of purchase?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"wear clean underpants if they're going to be a feature...and consider their appearance...are they over-washed, do they still resemble underwear are they still the same shade of white they were at time of purchase?

"

Or are they grey with skid marks is what you really mean right?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Or are they grey with skid marks is what you really mean right?! "

you're a nasty

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

If you are using an aerosol can as a ruler, make sure you put your finger over the label that says it is a 'travel-size' can...

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Remember to photo shop out any of the water marks put on by the website you stile the pox off of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to agree with the OP. I think it says a lot about a person if they can't be arsed to take a few decent photo's. I'm lot talking about the 'live action' shots with random limbs everywhere but when people have obviously posed for shots it would be nice if they had washed, done their make up (ladies), cleared away the kids toys (massive turn off) and at least to have looked like they have made the effort?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the OP well said

A good one is to put the washing away before you take the photos

If you really like being in photos find a profile on hear of someone who will do you some pro or semi pro photographs for free

There are quite a few talented photographers on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we should a worse photo competition

Winner gets an easter egg x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure your pics are the right way up, even when you're lying down

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

runs off to check my pics lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best pic I ever saw on here was the man with piles.

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By *mf4BxJCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

Yes please get rid of the kids toys and pets in the background.

We have kids and pets - we don't feel they need to feature here though!

And if you're tv is on in the picture be aware you will be judged! Porn - fine it fits the mood etc. Cartoons? Just wrong, turn the bloody box off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you're going to post a cropped picture of you with your arm around your wife to cut out the wife....make sure there's nothing reflective behind you...like a window...or a mirror

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By *inky24big35Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

can it also be no one with huge bushes aswel?haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can it also be no one with huge bushes aswel?haha"

apparently they're coming back in fashion....

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By *inky24big35Couple
over a year ago

blackpool


"can it also be no one with huge bushes aswel?haha

apparently they're coming back in fashion...."

in that case i will defo be "out" of fashion lol

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

also dont upload 23 cock pics and one blurry face pic from 12 years ago lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Before downloading your photo to your profile, it may be useful to have a quick run through the following checklist to ensure your photo has the desired effect of enhancing your profile.

1 - Is your photo compliant to the site rules with regards to other people being in shot? Always look in the background and make sure your family members are not sniggering at you posing through the doorway.

2 - Have you chosen the best location in your house to take the photo? Your penis may well be the centre focus of your happy-snap, but it will not take long for people to notice you have taken the photo standing over an 'un-flushed toilet'!

3 - Are you making the most of you physic? Jaunty camera angles and a few accessories can make all the difference - though I am not sure an elastic band around the frisky frolics to make them look plump is a good idea, especially when they start turning blue

4 - Is there anything in the frame of the photo which shouldn't be? Leaving an open magazine, a toilet roll and some scrunched up tissue on the bed may leave people thinking you are a bit of a wa...amateur, if they are visible in your shot.

5 - Have any pets wondered in to shot? They may be cute but it is best to check what they are doing - or in certain cases licking (I should wash that before you use it again)

This checklist will be updated regularly as more useful information is brought to our attention. "

alternatively............. upload it so the above rules don't apply.

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