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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

What's ya potion lady's and gents it's on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large Sauvignon blanc please

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

About damn time!! Cider and Bacardi and please

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Large Sauvignon blanc please "

On its way my friend

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

Pear cider please Mr Blade x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope a few of the ladies fancy a cider.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"About damn time!! Cider and Bacardi and please

Plain cider or 1 of the flavoured kinds the stella cidries are rather good. here's the bacardi

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I hope a few of the ladies fancy a cider. "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just have a please xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you do cocktails ??

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Pear cider please Mr Blade x"

Sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a Budweiser

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'll just have a please xxx"

Ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Large Sauvignon blanc please

On its way my friend "

Thank you barmen

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

"About damn time!! Cider and Bacardi and please

Plain cider or 1 of the flavoured kinds the stella cidries are rather good. here's the bacardi"

Strongbow if you got it x cheers all, bank holiday started!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll just have a please xxx

Ice"

Yes please and lemon if you have any xx

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Do you do cocktails ??"

Hmmmmm not sure I've definitely a cock somewhere around here

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'll have a Budweiser

Ohhhh a budwiser drinker you should mail me I have a tip for you

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"About damn time!! Cider and Bacardi and please

Plain cider or 1 of the flavoured kinds the stella cidries are rather good. here's the bacardi

Strongbow if you got it x cheers all, bank holiday started!! "

My pleasure

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'll just have a please xxx

Ice

Yes please and lemon if you have any xx"

I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dram of your finest malt whisky please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll just have a please xxx

Ice

Yes please and lemon if you have any xx

I do "

Thank you xxxx

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Ooh that would be nice,disaronno and please and some salted peanuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sod it,being a formor Salford lad I'll av a pint of lahgor mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large jug of sangria and a long straw if you please barman

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"A dram of your finest malt whisky please. "

A double x

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Any barmaids care to help out here looks like it's going to get bussy

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Ooh that would be nice,disaronno and please and some salted peanuts"

Now where did I put them nuts there here somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Southern comfort please

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Sod it,being a formor Salford lad I'll av a pint of lahgor mate "

A Salford lad. A man of my own and a pleasure to meet you

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Ooh that would be nice,disaronno and please and some salted peanuts

Now where did I put them nuts there here somewhere "

Check in your left trouser pocket!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a Budweiser

Ohhhh a budwiser drinker you should mail me I have a tip for you

As long as your not going to ruin Budweiser for me,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh that would be nice,disaronno and please and some salted peanuts

Now where did I put them nuts there here somewhere "

Found em but they need salting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dram of your finest malt whisky please.

A double x"

A straight up double would be lovely thanks.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Any barmaids care to help out here looks like it's going to get bussy"

I'll collect a few glasses,but I want paying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a Large Zindfandel this time please.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'll have a Budweiser

Ohhhh a budwiser drinker you should mail me I have a tip for you

As long as your not going to ruin Budweiser for me,

Oh no but you may find it interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sod it,being a formor Salford lad I'll av a pint of lahgor mate

A Salford lad. A man of my own and a pleasure to meet you "

Exiled 20 odd years ago to Chorley where they talk a little funny but there's another thread about that.

Pleased to meet you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine is flowing here....happy to share

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Ooh that would be nice,disaronno and please and some salted peanuts

Now where did I put them nuts there here somewhere

Check in your left trouser pocket!"

They was a little to the right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a double voddy and please? Steady my nerves for my job interview tomorrow. X

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Any barmaids care to help out here looks like it's going to get bussy

I'll collect a few glasses,but I want paying

Serve and your on double time I'm knackerd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheers gin and lime thanks

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By *uvesmuffinCouple
over a year ago

Barking

OI WENCH.

Light n Bitter ere n dont sting on the Bitter

Snug Gimp

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"A dram of your finest malt whisky please.

A double x

A straight up double would be lovely thanks.

I presumed no ice here you go pretty lady

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Ooh that would be nice,disaronno and please and some salted peanuts

Now where did I put them nuts there here somewhere

Check in your left trouser pocket!

They was a little to the right

I hope they haven't been in there yonks,I want fresh one's if they have! Can't be doing with stale nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Southern comfort and lemonade for me please

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Any barmaids care to help out here looks like it's going to get bussy

I'll collect a few glasses,but I want paying

Serve and your on double time I'm knackerd"

Ay go on then,fit men to the front of the queue please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very large bacardi& please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any barmaids care to help out here looks like it's going to get bussy

I'll collect a few glasses,but I want paying

Serve and your on double time I'm knackerd

Ay go on then,fit men to the front of the queue please

ill toddle off to the back again then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dram of your finest malt whisky please.

A double x

A straight up double would be lovely thanks.

I presumed no ice here you go pretty lady "

Thank you kindly blade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the Copa Banana?

I'll have a Cuba libre bartender and stick one of those little umbrellas and a cherry in it ta.

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world

I'm on the Coors at the moment but I'd prefer Prosecco please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working my way through a bottle of rose currently- should probably defluff the foof while I can still focus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The true Scottish national drink.....41 bottles of vodka (litre bottles mind you!) n a can of Irn Bru.

Cheers

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Any barmaids care to help out here looks like it's going to get bussy

I'll collect a few glasses,but I want paying

Serve and your on double time I'm knackerd

Ay go on then,fit men to the front of the queue please

ill toddle off to the back again then

No you can stay where you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the band?

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Pear cider please Mr Blade x

Sorted "

Does it come balanced on you? After all that's the way for drinks to truly be 'on' you x

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Could I have a large glass of Pinot please?

Thanks.

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By *uvesmuffinCouple
over a year ago

Barking

WHERES ME BLOODY BEER!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka red bull please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any barmaids care to help out here looks like it's going to get bussy

I'll collect a few glasses,but I want paying

Serve and your on double time I'm knackerd

Ay go on then,fit men to the front of the queue please

ill toddle off to the back again then

No you can stay where you are"

Thanks but I'm going until you bar the person who put Little Mix on the jukebox

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"WHERES ME BLOODY BEER!

Patience,it's coming!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Any barmaids care to help out here looks like it's going to get bussy

I'll collect a few glasses,but I want paying

Serve and your on double time I'm knackerd

Ay go on then,fit men to the front of the queue please

ill toddle off to the back again then

No you can stay where you are

Thanks but I'm going until you bar the person who put Little Mix on the jukebox "

No,Little Mix is staying I'm afraid,like it or lump it!

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm sorry my friends I have to go out for a recovery job. If somebody could please tend the bar while I'm gone feel free to drink my bar dry. Back as soon as I can have fun xxx

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Blade. Could I have a Rioja please?

BTW what's the dress code Dorset this bar?

Mrs SB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any barmaids care to help out here looks like it's going to get bussy

I'll collect a few glasses,but I want paying

Serve and your on double time I'm knackerd

Ay go on then,fit men to the front of the queue please

ill toddle off to the back again then

No you can stay where you are

Thanks but I'm going until you bar the person who put Little Mix on the jukebox

No,Little Mix is staying I'm afraid,like it or lump it! "

I'm off home to bed then but can I come back tomorrow please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wibe please Bladey, just the bottle and straw would be good

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I'm sorry my friends I have to go out for a recovery job. If somebody could please tend the bar while I'm gone feel free to drink my bar dry. Back as soon as I can have fun xxx"

I'm off as well then

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Jack and ginger for me and a Martini for Miss please.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Any barmaids care to help out here looks like it's going to get bussy

I'll collect a few glasses,but I want paying

Serve and your on double time I'm knackerd

Ay go on then,fit men to the front of the queue please

ill toddle off to the back again then

No you can stay where you are

Thanks but I'm going until you bar the person who put Little Mix on the jukebox

No,Little Mix is staying I'm afraid,like it or lump it!

I'm off home to bed then but can I come back tomorrow please? "

You may,but no complaining about the bloody music though!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"What's ya potion lady's and gents it's on me "

Jd and make it a large one please

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

Long Island iced tea please

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By *laskan lovers 1984Couple
over a year ago

West midlands

Red berry cider and a sambuca & Baileys please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a bottle of leffe

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By *ife adventurerMan
over a year ago

North Essex

Glass of vino de collapso will hit the spot please Bladey ... Oh shit make it a bottle & a couple of glasses i'm sure someone will join me

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By *uvesmuffinCouple
over a year ago

Barking

Baileys n Tizer please kind sir

Her

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Thank you.. I'm bored! been on my own for 12 days now , no proper food except beans on toast with bacon.. Too lazy to cook

On my 2nd voddy and tonic now.BGT results and bed .

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

Top shelf in a pint glass 2 pieces of ice please bar keep

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Brandy please squire

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

"Can I have a double voddy and please? Steady my nerves for my job interview tomorrow. X"

Job interview whats the job

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

Do you do food i am starving

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