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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

as some of you are aware, today may be my last day of posting as I will be in the dock tomorrow for murrrrrrrrrder.

So for those who are interested, said murder of a fellow forunite will take place at 3pm this afternoon, expected finish time 5.52pm, followed by the burial under the patio.

I have decided (as a gesture of goodwill to all mankind/womankind), to make this a free cam event.

**off to find the shovel........

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

woo hoo - I'll be watching!

bye Soapy! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much have I got to pay will there be much blood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How much have I got to pay will there be much blood. "

Just seen it's free woo woo I'll be there x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall I get the black suit on again?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Should you need any help or advice from a seasoned axe murderer then feel free to message me Wendy, I'm always happy to share tips and advice.

...feed 'em to the pigs Errol.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Well she'll only have to lift a couple of paving stones to hide him

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Well she'll only have to lift a couple of paving stones to hide him"

That's true, if you bury him standing up you could get away with a 3ft deep hole under one slab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don`t have to dig up your patio, just use a "window box".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm safe actually the lazy bint won't be killing me just yet cause the kitchen is too far ta walk and fetch her vodka and her fags won't light themselves either so I ain't at all worried xx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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ah but she got till 3 to raise herself

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"You don`t have to dig up your patio, just use a "window box". "

I was thinking about asking which forumite was up for the chop... but this kinda answered it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"as some of you are aware, today may be my last day of posting as I will be in the dock tomorrow for murrrrrrrrrder.

So for those who are interested, said murder of a fellow forunite will take place at 3pm this afternoon, expected finish time 5.52pm, followed by the burial under the patio.

I have decided (as a gesture of goodwill to all mankind/womankind), to make this a free cam event.

**off to find the shovel........"

oooo soapy could well do this to you

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

yes, and some of us are sleep deprived cos you brokeded my bed ya heffalump, then feckin snored and farted all night.

Sleep deprivation + vodka + your cheek = very long, slow, painful death

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just starch his clothes Wendy and stick him next to the garden pond. No-one will notice another gnomeo appearing. xx

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"I'm safe actually the lazy bint won't be killing me just yet cause the kitchen is too far ta walk and fetch her vodka and her fags won't light themselves either so I ain't at all worried xx "

...be afraid, be very afraid... in Scottyland no one listens if you scream...

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

why will it take nearly 3 hours? - just what do you have planned for the poor wee man??

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Yes the precision of the time is quite scarey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes, and some of us are sleep deprived cos you brokeded my bed ya heffalump, then feckin snored and farted all night.

Sleep deprivation + vodka + your cheek = very long, slow, painful death

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Peeps ya knows knows when someone farts and blames the dog?

Well change dog fa me and ya has ya answer she ain't called windy fa nowt xx

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"why will it take nearly 3 hours? - just what do you have planned for the poor wee man?? "

That's classed as a quickie in axe murderer circles...

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"why will it take nearly 3 hours? - just what do you have planned for the poor wee man??

That's classed as a quickie in axe murderer circles..."

Less meat to chop.

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston


"yes, and some of us are sleep deprived cos you brokeded my bed ya heffalump, then feckin snored and farted all night.

Sleep deprivation + vodka + your cheek = very long, slow, painful death

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Peeps ya knows knows when someone farts and blames the dog?

Well change dog fa me and ya has ya answer she ain't called windy fa nowt xx "

BASSA!!!!!!!!!! Hope your next shite is a hedgehog and I'm turning the water off and unlocking the shed, so nar nar ne nar nar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes, and some of us are sleep deprived cos you brokeded my bed ya heffalump, then feckin snored and farted all night.

Sleep deprivation + vodka + your cheek = very long, slow, painful death

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

been telling him for ages that its him who is doing the snoring and the farting, he will never feckin have it will he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes, and some of us are sleep deprived cos you brokeded my bed ya heffalump, then feckin snored and farted all night.

Sleep deprivation + vodka + your cheek = very long, slow, painful death

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

been telling him for ages that its him who is doing

the snoring and the farting, he will never feckin have it will he "

Oh you can bloody talk you are like a brass bloody band when you are sleeping xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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...be afraid, be very afraid... in Scottyland no one listens if you scream... "

.....that's very true. An armed response team recently busted into a flat to arrest a suspect terrorist bomber....neighbours just thought he was having a party!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes, and some of us are sleep deprived cos you brokeded my bed ya heffalump, then feckin snored and farted all night.

Sleep deprivation + vodka + your cheek = very long, slow, painful death

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

been telling him for ages that its him who is doing

the snoring and the farting, he will never feckin have it will he

Oh you can bloody talk you are like a brass bloody band when you are sleeping xx "

yer feckin ickle liar that was chez n bernie not me

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

27 minutes to go - cam at the ready!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"27 minutes to go - cam at the ready!!! "

Oh cant wait

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

im off to shops quick for the munchies

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds

drink, check

Popcorn, check

now which room do i go to, to see this

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

I would like to anonounce that FMUMA is now under the patio so this afternoons event is now cancelled

Soapy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you need someone to relay the patio

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Damn - have settled down with tea and cake to watch too

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

cam is knacked and the little fecker refuses to die - got some good pics though lol. May have to consider redecorating!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Did i miss it, did i Can we have a rerun please

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston


"do you need someone to relay the patio"

no, but you can come and lay me anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

al be right there

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

you cant just kill soapy.

in three days he will rise again.

that should make both of you's happy.

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester

aint he dead yet

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