FabSwingers.com forum: Thursday is rant day

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's Thursday, the day you get to vent.

3, 2, 1, go..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How the fuck can a fuckin guy message me offering me 70 quid to suck my cock and shoot my load down his fuckin throat when iv blocked all fuckin guys?

The end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck rants!

Rant over..

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By *kgeminiMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Why can't my stuff for the weekend just be packed already

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'm on holiday for a week

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Where do i fucking begin!

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By *erfumedpornovampireWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

Main bloke is away for a festival so I'm stuck with no entertainment and all the guys who message me appear to be married. I DON'T DO MARRIED GUYS! And when I say that they still want to meet for a social. I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me there's some right moaners here

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By *erfumedpornovampireWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

"Fuck me there's some right moaners here

Isn't that rather the point!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Wishes P P was doing the other moaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rename the site.... Fab moaners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grumble grumble

Just got back from holiday and now I'm having the hardest time sleeping. Fucking time zones and fucking work. I WANT TO BE BACK ON HOLIDAY!

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By *oluptuousWetOneWoman
over a year ago

Wokingham / Reading

Bloody men enough said

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Had a delicious naked chef cook for me, hang out all day, snog, massage, chat and we didn't even have sex.

I mean it's outrageous!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working ....rant over

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By *asonnosaMMan
over a year ago

Grantham

wake up to no coffee because running late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rushed down stairs to let my cat in and stubbed my toe

and i swear that he gave me a look as if to stay

pay back madam

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

One of the local foxes has taken to taking a dump outside the front door at night...

You can smell it from 20 feet away and it sticks to the floor like chewing gum...

So if anyone wants a fox fur, one will be available soon...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not going to start as i just might not stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm having an ultrasound in a couple of hours and worried if they will find anything sinister and waiting a few weeks for my results.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Only moaning I have its that its typical I am off to the euros (good thing) but then have a few potential meets that I am having to say I will meet you after England get knocked out lol

Talk about laying back and think of England !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a dream I was kidnapped by horny lesbian terrorists. Then my alarm rudely woke me up for work and I realised it was all just a dream.

This has set me up for possibly the worst day of the week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work. Enough said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I slept in and then when i left the house had to go back as i broke my bag strap.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

I can't find a lady to fuck my husband

MrsSB

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

Of to dr hope it not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How the fuck can a fuckin guy message me offering me 70 quid to suck my cock and shoot my load down his fuckin throat when iv blocked all fuckin guys?

The end"

You should have accepted, it's a woman pretending to be a man.

Happens a lot on here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why can't my stuff for the weekend just be packed already

Because you're not very well organised?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm on holiday for a week

You remembered this time then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where do i fucking begin!"

At the beginning of course.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Main bloke is away for a festival so I'm stuck with no entertainment and all the guys who message me appear to be married. I DON'T DO MARRIED GUYS! And when I say that they still want to meet for a social. I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to fuck

I'm single and not far from Swindon.

Just sayin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck me there's some right moaners here

Isn't that rather the point!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are hard work!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wishes P P was doing the other moaning"

Don't wish your life away.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Grumble grumble

Just got back from holiday and now I'm having the hardest time sleeping. Fucking time zones and fucking work. I WANT TO BE BACK ON HOLIDAY!

WTF??????? Courtney is ranting????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bloody men enough said

Oi.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Working ....rant over

Me too.

Feel your pain.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I slept in and then when i left the house had to go back as i broke my bag strap.

I fear breaking my bag strap.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't find a lady to fuck my husband

MrsSB

Come on ladies, up your game!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Of to dr hope it not "

Notwot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women are hard work! "

Nope, I got nuthin.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I slept in and then when i left the house had to go back as i broke my bag strap.

I fear breaking my bag strap.....

Haha it was one of my favourite bags too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm having an ultrasound in a couple of hours and worried if they will find anything sinister and waiting a few weeks for my results.

Im having one today aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to make a milky coffee this morning and the milk came out in lumps

Had to have black coffee instead but it wasn't bad so just half a rant here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm having an ultrasound in a couple of hours and worried if they will find anything sinister and waiting a few weeks for my results.

Im having one today aswell"

All the best bith of you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm having an ultrasound in a couple of hours and worried if they will find anything sinister and waiting a few weeks for my results.

Im having one today aswell"

Hope all goes well for you. Though I got to have one up my cunt! *winces*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm having an ultrasound in a couple of hours and worried if they will find anything sinister and waiting a few weeks for my results.

Im having one today aswell

All the best bith of you xx"

Thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm having an ultrasound in a couple of hours and worried if they will find anything sinister and waiting a few weeks for my results.

Im having one today aswell

Hope all goes well for you. Though I got to have one up my cunt! *winces*"

Really!! Mines on my gall bladder been giving me some pain....good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm having an ultrasound in a couple of hours and worried if they will find anything sinister and waiting a few weeks for my results.

Im having one today aswell

All the best bith of you xx"

Thanks vara xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm having an ultrasound in a couple of hours and worried if they will find anything sinister and waiting a few weeks for my results.

Im having one today aswell

Hope all goes well for you. Though I got to have one up my cunt! *winces*

Really!! Mines on my gall bladder been giving me some pain....good luck"

I've got gall stones which I've had since August. And thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had the kids 24/7 without a break as husband has worked the last 14 days straight. My one hours respite last week cancelled on me due to illness.

He said I could stay in bed and sleep this morning.

And now he's said he's been called into work for a few hours. Grr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm having an ultrasound in a couple of hours and worried if they will find anything sinister and waiting a few weeks for my results.

Im having one today aswell

Hope all goes well for you. Though I got to have one up my cunt! *winces*

Really!! Mines on my gall bladder been giving me some pain....good luck

I've got gall stones which I've had since August. And thanks"

Just tried to pm you but alas.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't find a lady to fuck my husband

MrsSB

Welcome to our world!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I slept in and then when i left the house had to go back as i broke my bag strap.

I fear breaking my bag strap.....

Haha it was one of my favourite bags too

Doubtless one of the hundreds of bags you have.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That I'm having an ultrasound in a couple of hours and worried if they will find anything sinister and waiting a few weeks for my results.

Im having one today aswell"

Good luck to you both.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"wake up to no coffee because running late

Leave more time. Get up earlier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't find a lady to fuck my husband

MrsSB

Welcome to our world!!

Welcome to a guys world

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rushed down stairs to let my cat in and stubbed my toe

and i swear that he gave me a look as if to stay

pay back madam "

All I can hear in my head is John Inman talking about Mrs Slocombes pussy.

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By *oluptuousWetOneWoman
over a year ago

Wokingham / Reading

"Bloody men enough said

Oi.

yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One of the local foxes has taken to taking a dump outside the front door at night...

You can smell it from 20 feet away and it sticks to the floor like chewing gum...

So if anyone wants a fox fur, one will be available soon...

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"That I'm having an ultrasound in a couple of hours and worried if they will find anything sinister and waiting a few weeks for my results.

Im having one today aswell

Hope all goes well for you. Though I got to have one up my cunt! *winces*"

It's not that bad I've had that done lots of times its awkward as they want a full bladder for external scan but not as full for internal so it's knowing when to stop weeing.

Oh and Tey not to wee on the person giving you the scan. X

Hope it all goes well x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"not going to start as i just might not stop "

Gwan you know you want to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That I'm having an ultrasound in a couple of hours and worried if they will find anything sinister and waiting a few weeks for my results.

Good luck. Sending happy vibes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Went to make a milky coffee this morning and the milk came out in lumps

Had to have black coffee instead but it wasn't bad so just half a rant here

New fridge needed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had the kids 24/7 without a break as husband has worked the last 14 days straight. My one hours respite last week cancelled on me due to illness.

He said I could stay in bed and sleep this morning.

And now he's said he's been called into work for a few hours. Grr!"

Very rantable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grumble grumble

Just got back from holiday and now I'm having the hardest time sleeping. Fucking time zones and fucking work. I WANT TO BE BACK ON HOLIDAY!

WTF??????? Courtney is ranting????

I couldn't help myself. It was late and I couldn't sleep. I'm better now, honest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That I'm having an ultrasound in a couple of hours and worried if they will find anything sinister and waiting a few weeks for my results.

Im having one today aswell

Hope all goes well for you. Though I got to have one up my cunt! *winces*

It's not that bad I've had that done lots of times its awkward as they want a full bladder for external scan but not as full for internal so it's knowing when to stop weeing.

Oh and Tey not to wee on the person giving you the scan. X

Hope it all goes well x"

There's some good advice in there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Went to make a milky coffee this morning and the milk came out in lumps

Had to have black coffee instead but it wasn't bad so just half a rant here

New fridge needed?

No, having looked at the date on the carton of milk, it's new milk I need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How the fuck can a fuckin guy message me offering me 70 quid to suck my cock and shoot my load down his fuckin throat when iv blocked all fuckin guys?

The end"

In short if you are friends, or have messaged before!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Went to make a milky coffee this morning and the milk came out in lumps

Had to have black coffee instead but it wasn't bad so just half a rant here

New fridge needed?

No, having looked at the date on the carton of milk, it's new milk I need

Pick some up on the way home after work.

Don't make yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How the fuck can a fuckin guy message me offering me 70 quid to suck my cock and shoot my load down his fuckin throat when iv blocked all fuckin guys?

The end

In short if you are friends, or have messaged before!

*sniggers.......

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

'I'm not meeting'.

Am I spelling it right?

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I'm too tired to moan and I'm working 13 hours today

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By *ollymollWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

"Bloody men enough said

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'I'm not meeting'.

Am I spelling it right?

I first, then the T.

Looks right to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is that it, can I close the thread now?

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