FabSwingers.com forum: Favourite movie quotes

By *red438 OP Man
over a year ago

Weston-super-Mare

Say hello to my little friend....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many to choose, here's one from my top five:

[an old convict and H.I. lying on their prison bunks, passing the time]

Ear-Bending Cellmate: ...and when there was no meat, we ate fowl and when there was no fowl, we ate crawdad and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand.

H.I.: You ate what?

Ear-Bending Cellmate: We ate sand.

[pause]

H.I.: You ate SAND?

Ear-Bending Cellmate: That's right! We ate sand.

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By *erfumedpornovampireWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

From Hot Fuzz

'What's the situation?'

'2 blokes and a fuck load of cutlery!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From Hot Fuzz

'What's the situation?'

'2 blokes and a fuck load of cutlery!'"

"The Greater Gooooddd"

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By *rMrs-Luv-ItCouple
over a year ago

cwmbranish

Its so FLUFFY !!!

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By *ilthyjackcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

'A cock, in a frock, on a rock'

'Don't dream it, be it.'

'A thing of beauty is a joy to behold... until morning'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play it again Sam ..Casablanca

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.......blues brothers

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By *laskan lovers 1984Couple
over a year ago

West midlands

Your only suppose to blow the bloody doors off lol x

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By *red438 OP Man
over a year ago

Weston-super-Mare

"'A cock, in a frock, on a rock'

'Don't dream it, be it.'

'A thing of beauty is a joy to behold... until morning'

Erm, what film were you watching lol

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By *red438 OP Man
over a year ago

Weston-super-Mare

"Your only suppose to blow the bloody doors off lol x"

Classic,

It's OK lads, I've got a plan......this is the self liberation society...

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Little bastard shot me in the ass!

BADGES! We don't need no stinking Badges!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never Rub Another Man's Rhubarb

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By *ountryfansCouple
over a year ago

huntingdon

Put the bunny back in the box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can eat peach for hours FACE OFF

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

In a James Bond movie, Fiona Fullerton in a jucuzzi.

"The bubbles are tickling my.... Tchaikovsky!!!"

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By *red438 OP Man
over a year ago

Weston-super-Mare

Ma momma said stupid is as stupid does

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

Wolf nipple chips! Get em while they're hot, they're lovely.

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By *red438 OP Man
over a year ago

Weston-super-Mare

We're guna need a bigger boat

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

A- always B- be C- closing. Glengarry glen ross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'You're a sad, strange little man and I pity you'. Buzz Lightyear to Woddy in Toy Story. Just makes me chuckle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'You're a sad, strange little man and I pity you'. Buzz Lightyear to Woddy in Toy Story. Just makes me chuckle. "

Woody - stupid phone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know what ' nemesis' means? 'A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.' Personified, in this case, by a horrible cunt: Me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I do not like the cone of shame'..

'nobody puts baby in the corner'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down up thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

Pulp fiction

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By *rewelad88Man
over a year ago

crewe

That whole scene is the best ever. Love tarantino's films

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you build it, he will come" field of dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still love pulp fiction after all these years, almost missed the premier in Cheyenne, WY

There's so many great dialog between Vincent and Jules. This is a top five:

Vincent: Want some bacon?

Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.

Vincent: Are you Jewish?

Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.

Vincent: Why not?

Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.

Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.

Jules: I don't eat dog either.

Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?

Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why the fuck do I want a caravan that's got no fucking wheels?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll rip your heart out with a spoon

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"50 nicks grandpa. For 75 the wife can watch"

Pretty woman

.....love the cinder-Fucking-rella one too but can't remember it!!!!

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

*bucks

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Kaylee: We’re on a year now, I ain’t had nothing ‘twixt my nethers weren’t run on batteries.

Mal: Oh, God! I can’t know that!

Jayne: I could stand to hear a little more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That whole scene is the best ever. Love tarantino's films

Zed's dead, baby.Zed's dead.

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By *ee76Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Spartacus

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Yippee kai-yay motherfucker!

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

Thats not a knife

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By *uicyhardCouple
over a year ago

Walderslade

I once saw him kill three men... with a pencil. WITH A FUCKIN PENCIL.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

Clint Eastwood from the good, the bad &stage ugly

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

No, Luke!... I am your father.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snatch ?

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By *t my DesiresWoman
over a year ago

Bitchville

'i don't care much for chocolate'!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...and you will know that I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee" .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'i don't care much for chocolate'!!"

Can't believe anyone would say such a thing, disgusted..

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By *arksidesubCouple
over a year ago

not far from you..

"What we have here is failure to communicate"...

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By *anky edwardsMan
over a year ago

Hazel Grove

"From Hot Fuzz

'What's the situation?'

'2 blokes and a fuck load of cutlery!'"

I'm not made of eyes.

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By *arksidesubCouple
over a year ago

not far from you..

"Thats not a knife"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""What we have here is failure to communicate"..."

Grrrr trying to recall a tune that sampled that line..

What is it? Come on brain..

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By *arksidesubCouple
over a year ago

not far from you..

I have come here to chew bubble gum & kick ass!..I'm all outta bubble gum!-They live

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By *arksidesubCouple
over a year ago

not far from you..

""What we have here is failure to communicate"...

Grrrr trying to recall a tune that sampled that line..

What is it? Come on brain.."

Guns & Roses-civil war.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

I'm gonna rock out with my cock out, hang out with my wang out

Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake....

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

""What we have here is failure to communicate"...

Grrrr trying to recall a tune that sampled that line..

What is it? Come on brain..

Guns & Roses-civil war."

The film cool hand luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""What we have here is failure to communicate"...

Grrrr trying to recall a tune that sampled that line..

What is it? Come on brain..

Guns & Roses-civil war."

Yessssss!

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

""What we have here is failure to communicate"...

Grrrr trying to recall a tune that sampled that line..

What is it? Come on brain..

Guns & Roses-civil war.

he beat you with nothin'

Well sometimes nothin' is a pretty cool hand

The film cool hand luke"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fresh cakes..

From a sequel, rarely better than the prequel. This one is..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From the same vein:

Samantha Jackson: Do I have "fuck me" eyes?

Ted: No, you have "Give me the ring, my precious" eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lastly,

Comic: So first, we need a historical event. Who's got an event?

Ted: 9/11!

Comic: Oh oh, okay. Okay, maybe something else. Uh, let's start with a person.

John: Robin Williams!

Comic: Okay, alright. For real, guys, for real. Who's got a person?

Ted: Robin Williams on 9/11!

Comic: Alright, we've heard from these guys, uh, let's maybe give somebody else over here a chance. How about a location? Let's go with a location.

Ted: The offices of Charlie Hebdo!

Comic: Okay seriously, sir, I just need a location.

John: Ferguson, Missouri!

Ted: Germanwings cockpit!

Comic: Okay, I heard Starbucks!

Ted: No you didn't!

John: Nobody said Starbucks.

Comic: Alright, Starbucks! Okay now,

who's in the Starbucks?

Ted: Bill Cosby!

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Shadows? On me lungs? I'm being eaten away! This is the end of me! Oh god in heaven help me!

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I let himmm goo

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Get away from her you bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get away from her you bitch "

Yes!!

Bill Paxton completely broke the illusion for me when he said,

"It's game over man?"

And his mate said,

"What are we going to use? Harsh language?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not from a movie but....from the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

"It's at times like this that I wish I'd listened to my father"

"Why? What did he say?'

"I don't know..I wasn't listening".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not from a movie but....from the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

"It's at times like this that I wish I'd listened to my father"

"Why? What did he say?'

"I don't know..I wasn't listening"."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whos she on about old queen who? One round. The ladykiller's

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of the way?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She'll be eating blubber,just as soon as I free willy

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By *red438 OP Man
over a year ago

Weston-super-Mare

"I am Spartacus "

No....I am spartacus

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By *red438 OP Man
over a year ago

Weston-super-Mare

Slippery little suckers

Pretty Woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am Spartacus

No....I am spartacus "

This is Spartaaa!!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

You kn ow how to whistle don`t you, you just put your lips together and blow

I am Groot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die."

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy. Asking him to love her."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also, from one of my favourite films:

"Victims; aren't we all?"

"Abashed, the devil stood and saw how awful goodness was."

And: "Can't rain all the time."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die.""

Fuck yes!!

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"Can he love her? Can the soul really be satisfied with such polite affections? To love is to burn - to be on fire, like Juliet or Guinevere or Eloise."

Sense and Sensibility

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All that glitters is not gold..

Breaking rules again

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By *red438 OP Man
over a year ago

Weston-super-Mare

Twas beauty that killed the beast

King Kong

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By *red438 OP Man
over a year ago

Weston-super-Mare

I'm not bad, im just drawn that way

Jessica Rabbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welease Woger.

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By *oluptuousWetOneWoman
over a year ago

Wokingham / Reading

take me to bed and lose me forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a youth I used to weep in butcher shops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go ahead,make my day......

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Even though I've posted this a 1000 times

A man's gotta know his limitations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You see, in this world there's two kinds of people my friend: those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training,you will be a weapon. .... F.M.J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fargo

"I am hungry now you know"

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By *uncouple666999Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.......blues brothers"

Brilliant .... as is the entire film!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your only suppose to blow the bloody doors off lol x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a youth I used to weep in butcher shops. "

Withnail and I , classic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fargo

"I am hungry now you know""

Ya? Yaaaa..

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By *cankeepMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Plenty O'Toole: Hi, I'm Plenty.

James Bond: But of course you are.

Plenty O'Toole: Plenty O'Toole.

James Bond: Named after your father perhaps?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

You see, on the side of mine it says Desert Eagle 5.0! On the side of yours it says replica

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Shut the fuck up" my favourite movie quote when people insist on talking and eating popcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and don't call me Shirley ......

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"and don't call me Shirley ......

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SHIRLEY!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All right all right, but apart from sanitation,medicine,education,wine,public order,irrigation,roads,the fresh water system and public health.....What have the Romans ever done for us.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Get away from her you bitch! - Aliens.

Great film.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Your life is an occasion, rise to it

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"You see, on the side of mine it says Desert Eagle 5.0! On the side of yours it says replica"

Brilliant film. Who took the jam out of your doughnut?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Play it again Sam ..Casablanca "

That quote was never said in the film even though it is a popular quote lol.

Ilsa: Play it once, Sam. For old times' sake.

Sam: [lying] I don't know what you mean, Miss Ilsa.

Ilsa: Play it, Sam. Play "As Time Goes By."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck my dick!

GI Jane

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"You see, on the side of mine it says Desert Eagle 5.0! On the side of yours it says replica

Brilliant film. Who took the jam out of your doughnut?"

Don't smoke in the car

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"You see, on the side of mine it says Desert Eagle 5.0! On the side of yours it says replica

Brilliant film. Who took the jam out of your doughnut?

Don't smoke in the car"

Wanna buy a dag?

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

"Play it again Sam ..Casablanca

That quote was never said in the film even though it is a popular quote lol.

Ilsa: Play it once, Sam. For old times' sake.

Sam: [lying] I don't know what you mean, Miss Ilsa.

Ilsa: Play it, Sam. Play "As Time Goes By.""

It was only said in the Woody Allen film....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought he'd be bigger!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

The correct quote is

"Play it Sam, play it for me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The eyes chico.... they never lie. Scarface.

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Hatter: In the garden of memories and the palace of dreams. That's where we shall meet.

Alice: but I like the reality.

Hatter: who is to say which is which?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charlie don't surf

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

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By *red438 OP Man
over a year ago

Weston-super-Mare

"Thought he'd be bigger!"

Um which film was this in

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

YOU ARE A TOY!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers....Choose diy and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind numbing, spirit crushing game shows sticking junk food in your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in some miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish,fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future.

Choose life.....but why would I want to do a thing like that?

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Too many to think of.

I love the smell of Napalm in the morning, it smells like victory. Apocalypse now

Game over dude, game over!, alien

I picked a he'll of a day to quit sniffing glue, airplane

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Oliver Norville Hardy, and this is my friend, Mr Laurel"

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Hasta la vista baby

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By *arkman69Man
over a year ago

Erdington

Rambo, first blood part 2...

Rambo - I want...what they want, and every other guy who came over here, and spilt his guts and gave everything he had.. wants... for our country to love us...as much as we love it. That's what I want.

Trautman - How will you live, John?

Rambo - Day by day

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By *regory-pecksMan
over a year ago

Scotland

You had me at hello!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're going to need a bigger boat

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By *regory-pecksMan
over a year ago

Scotland

NOBODY puts baby in the corner!

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By *carlet_heavenWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

(Irish accent) Do you like dogs?

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By *regory-pecksMan
over a year ago

Scotland

Hasta last vista baby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody tells me nuthin'!

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By *carlet_heavenWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

'I didn't know how long we had together. But then again, who does?'

Ridley Scott genius

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By *red438 OP Man
over a year ago

Weston-super-Mare

ADRIAN

Rocky

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Frankly my dear I don't give a damn

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Death smiles us in the face. All you can do is smile back.

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By *uddlytoy123Man
over a year ago

Preesall

Get to the chopper!!!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

To the bat cave Robin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Torture you? that's good,that's a good idea.I like that one.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

The entire restaurant scene in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life...

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"Nobody tells me nuthin'!"

Great big bushy beard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Derelict campaign I never heard of it you can derelict my balls Capitano"

Zoolander

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its ok that it isnt movie quality"

Step Brothers

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

"All right all right, but apart from sanitation,medicine,education,wine,public order,irrigation,roads,the fresh water system and public health.....What have the Romans ever done for us."

Err, it's safe to walk the streets at night!

(knock, knock)

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By *ommy48Man
over a year ago

huddersfield

As the shepherd said to the sheep let's get the flock out of here Lethal Weapon

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By *hangovCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

(Psychos)Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a f~~k how crazy they are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You . . bastard!!!"

"yes Sir. In my case an accident of birth but you Sir? You are one self made man!"

Lee Marvin from The Professionals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are all singing, all dancing crap of the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen, I know what I like, and I know you know what I like, because you were trained to know what I like, but I would like to know, what do you like?

Prince Akeem - coming to America

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Full Metal Jacket

Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle.

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Can I have a jam sandwich please Mrs patterson

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Can no one think of anything else then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, Mr Bond I expect you to die!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here to chew gum and kick ass.

I'm all out of gum

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By *ittle missnaughtyWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

How can you talk if you don't have a brain ?

Oh some people with brains do an awful lot of talking

Wizard of Oz

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By *ollypop2000Woman
over a year ago

Derby

"Kaylee: We’re on a year now, I ain’t had nothing ‘twixt my nethers weren’t run on batteries.

Mal: Oh, God! I can’t know that!

Jayne: I could stand to hear a little more."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're gonna need a bigger boat

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

The greatest trick the devil ever pulledmwas making people think he didnt exist.Miss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it safe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jusqu'ici tout va bien

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anthony Hopkins in 'Meet Joe Black'

"Love is passion, obsession, someone you can't live without. I say, fall head over heels. Find someone you can love like crazy and who will love you the same way back. How do you find him? Well, you forget your head, and you listen to your heart. And I'm not hearing any heart. Cause the truth is, honey, there's no sense living your life without this. To make the journey and not fall deeply in love, well, you haven't lived a life at all. But you have to try, cause if you haven't tried, you haven't lived."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is."

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By *ittle missnaughtyWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it safe?"

Ahhh marathon man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're gonna need a bigger boat

Great quote that one

Ivee fot a few i love but my favorite has to be:

"take a step back and FUCK YOUR OWN FACE"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like a pig shat in my head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it safe?

Ahhh marathon man"

Is it safe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Can you tell I watched gladiator over the weekend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought you said he was a getaway driver? What the fuck can he get away from"

Snatch and one of my fav scenes

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD

It was a dog job that went wrong

Twin Town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clint eastwood to guys robbing chineese restaurant : hey you forgot your fortune cookie.. It says.. Your shit out o luck!

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By *ig Ted 66Man
over a year ago

Hinckley

"...Get busy living, or get busy dying..."

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you?...Goodfellas

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Okay you cunts... Let's see what you can do now!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh hi Mark!

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