FabSwingers.com forum: Mine and thegirlnextdoor's "Fab's most perfect cock" competition...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Alright.

So, as always when Sammi aka Meg are left alone to our own devices, things get... odd.

Our - my - idea, is to line up the most eligible male forumites (we already have names in mind

) and for us girlies to be blindfolded, so we can both have a test of each winkie, swap notes and decide on who has the nicest cock. The winner will get a gold star and a snog, and will have the honour of having the nicest forumite cock - a positive honey trap for all the single ladies, you'll have to beat them all off with a shitty stick!*

Volunteers?

*Disclaimer - may or may not actually happen.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Oh go on then if I have to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should do it like a holiday camp's Lovely Knees competition and use a screen so you just see the penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a few I'd like to nominate

But I'll just see who volunteers first...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Should do it like a holiday camp's Lovely Knees competition and use a screen so you just see the penis."

Oh I like it

Still trying to make up my mind on the judging criteria though...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a few I'd like to nominate

But I'll just see who volunteers first..."

You're welcome to help too lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This sounds awesome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh go on then if I have to

Ahhh, first victim! I mean... erm... volunteer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a few I'd like to nominate

But I'll just see who volunteers first...

You're welcome to help too lovely

I can't turn an offer like that down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heavens why not it will be a chuckle a bit like a knobbly knees competition only with willies and hopefully not so knobbly ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a few I'd like to nominate

But I'll just see who volunteers first...

You're welcome to help too lovely

I can't turn an offer like that down

Excellent! Poor sods won't know what's hit em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm only a new forumite, will that still count lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Heavens why not it will be a chuckle a bit like a knobbly knees competition only with willies and hopefully not so knobbly ha ha

Why, how's knobbly's yer cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm only a new forumite, will that still count lol

Hello & welcome to the asylum

Fresh meat is always good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heavens why not it will be a chuckle a bit like a knobbly knees competition only with willies and hopefully not so knobbly ha ha

Why, how's knobbly's yer cock

Chuckle depends if I have been walking through nettles in my kilt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a few I'd like to nominate

But I'll just see who volunteers first..."

Oh just get on with it woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heavens why not it will be a chuckle a bit like a knobbly knees competition only with willies and hopefully not so knobbly ha ha

Why, how's knobbly's yer cock

Any way you can peek its in my friends only pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm only a new forumite, will that still count lol

Hello & welcome to the asylum

Fresh meat is always good

Haha, fresh meat, sounds like I'm entering prison. I will just wait for the abuse!

Would volunteer though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Heavens why not it will be a chuckle a bit like a knobbly knees competition only with willies and hopefully not so knobbly ha ha

Why, how's knobbly's yer cock

Chuckle depends if I have been walking through nettles in my kilt

Awww! One of us will kiss it better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry my cock isn't big enough to stretch all the way to Yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Heavens why not it will be a chuckle a bit like a knobbly knees competition only with willies and hopefully not so knobbly ha ha

Why, how's knobbly's yer cock

Any way you can peek its in my friends only pictures

Oooh! So it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry my cock isn't big enough to stretch all the way to Yorkshire

But you might get a glass of wine & a sunset in the deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heavens why not it will be a chuckle a bit like a knobbly knees competition only with willies and hopefully not so knobbly ha ha

Why, how's knobbly's yer cock

Chuckle depends if I have been walking through nettles in my kilt

Awww! One of us will kiss it better

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm only a new forumite, will that still count lol

Hello & welcome to the asylum

Fresh meat is always good

Haha, fresh meat, sounds like I'm entering prison. I will just wait for the abuse!

Would volunteer though

It's fun abuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sorry mines a brummie cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I will stay haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill put my name into the hat should it be welcome!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No sorry mines a brummie cock

But you won't be talking

*adds gags to list of props*

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Heavens why not it will be a chuckle a bit like a knobbly knees competition only with willies and hopefully not so knobbly ha ha

You're in

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Sorry OP, I forgot to send you a **** pic

I will do one honestly

Ah shit, some other people are listening aren't they

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Sorry my cock isn't big enough to stretch all the way to Yorkshire

What about Lancashire?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry OP, I forgot to send you a **** pic

I will do one honestly

Ah shit, some other people are listening aren't they

You can't join in til I see it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it, why not. Should be fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a few I'd like to nominate

But I'll just see who volunteers first...

Oh just get on with it woman!"

Oh just volunteer so I won't have to name you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a few I'd like to nominate

But I'll just see who volunteers first...

Oh just get on with it woman!

Oh just volunteer so I won't have to name you!

Also, if you're involved Marc has to provide his cock too

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I'd like to know the judging criteria before saying yes,..

Taste , feel, looks.??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heavens why not it will be a chuckle a bit like a knobbly knees competition only with willies and hopefully not so knobbly ha ha

You're in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like to know the judging criteria before saying yes,..

Taste , feel, looks.??"

Erm...

Probably...

Cleanliness - both scent and taste of the cock itself.

Taste of the pre cum/cum.

The way it feels in the hand - size/girth.

Looks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been told I have a sweet cock.... but it's not on show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errr nah. I know when I'm beat. I'll keep my cock under wraps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a few I'd like to nominate

But I'll just see who volunteers first...

Oh just get on with it woman!

Oh just volunteer so I won't have to name you!

Also, if you're involved Marc has to provide his cock too

I don't think he would mind. Although that would make me a biased judge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8 don't think it's perfect but I will put it out there for ridicule

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a few I'd like to nominate

But I'll just see who volunteers first...

Oh just get on with it woman!

Oh just volunteer so I won't have to name you!

Also, if you're involved Marc has to provide his cock too

I don't think he would mind. Although that would make me a biased judge

Oh don't worry. They'll be winkies involved that I've entertained and they'll be some that Sammi have enjoyed too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to know the judging criteria before saying yes,..

Taste , feel, looks.??

Erm...

Probably...

Cleanliness - both scent and taste of the cock itself.

Taste of the pre cum/cum.

The way it feels in the hand - size/girth.

Looks.

This is sounding better and better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm volunteering PrivateParts, Toshn and Bladey...they like a good cock-off...they practice every morning...and they're already (mostly) in the 'Shire

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like to know the judging criteria before saying yes,..

Taste , feel, looks.??

Erm...

Probably...

Cleanliness - both scent and taste of the cock itself.

Taste of the pre cum/cum.

The way it feels in the hand - size/girth.

Looks.

This is sounding better and better

But, bear in mind if there's at least three women involved, the results will be fair and varied.

Ver scientific.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best weigh in then....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as I don't have a blindfold on as I don't trust some of the other Men that might be involved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to know the judging criteria before saying yes,..

Taste , feel, looks.??

Erm...

Probably...

Cleanliness - both scent and taste of the cock itself.

Taste of the pre cum/cum.

The way it feels in the hand - size/girth.

Looks.

This is sounding better and better

It does! Im defo in now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm volunteering PrivateParts, Toshn and Bladey...they like a good cock-off...they practice every morning...and they're already (mostly) in the 'Shire

Oh, I'd already suggested two out of the three of those

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best weigh in then....

You have no choice chickie

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Best weigh in then....

You have no choice chickie

You can't rape him!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Sorry OP, I forgot to send you a **** pic

I will do one honestly

Ah shit, some other people are listening aren't they

You can't join in til I see it

In the flesh obviously

I is crap at takin' pics of what was once a measure for mankind innit sis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best weigh in then....

You have no choice chickie

Like that eh? I dunno...no subtlety....just 'get it out'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best weigh in then....

You have no choice chickie

You can't rape him!

Not if i consent first! That'll show her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This sounds like an amazing idea. Possibly live too far away but definitely happy to volunteer myself....well, part of myself anyway, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to know the judging criteria before saying yes,..

Taste , feel, looks.??

Erm...

Probably...

Cleanliness - both scent and taste of the cock itself.

Taste of the pre cum/cum.

The way it feels in the hand - size/girth.

Looks.

This is sounding better and better

But, bear in mind if there's at least three women involved, the results will be fair and varied.

Ver scientific.

That's fine, so how do I get through through the qualifying stage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you have to do to enter ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best weigh in then....

You have no choice chickie

Like that eh? I dunno...no subtlety....just 'get it out'?

Christos... honestly... am I ever subtle?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To qualify... ermmm... I don't know! Nowt really

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"What do you have to do to enter ? "

Stand on one leg for an hour whilst balancing a spoon on your nose and an apple on your head. If you can get a hard on in that time for more than 3 minutes and 26 seconds then you can put your name down to enter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there room for a Demon?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry OP, I forgot to send you a **** pic

I will do one honestly

Ah shit, some other people are listening aren't they

You can't join in til I see it

In the flesh obviously

I is crap at takin' pics of what was once a measure for mankind innit sis

Just measure it against your clock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there room for a Demon?

Mx"

Absolutely

Are you volunteering your judging help too chickie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To qualify... ermmm... I don't know! Nowt really

Ermmmm.....ok then...... I automatically qualify haha sounds like a good competition though. Does the winner get to go to Rio 2016

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll nominate sexybrain and Lib. But only if I get to judge them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you have to do to enter ?

Or as its otherwise known, a Wednesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there room for a Demon?

Absolutely

Are you volunteering your judging help too chickie?"

Most certainly- might enter Him (just don't tell him yet...,)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll nominate sexybrain and Lib. But only if I get to judge them

Of course

In theory we'd all test nominees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you have to do to enter ?

Shit, I can only get to 58 minutes. Never mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll nominate sexybrain and Lib. But only if I get to judge them

Of course

In theory we'd all test nominees."

perfect.

We need more guys....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm volunteering PrivateParts, Toshn and Bladey...they like a good cock-off...they practice every morning...and they're already (mostly) in the 'Shire

Oh, I'd already suggested two out of the three of those

And are you volunteering for the judging panel Miss D?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you have to do to enter ?

Shit, I can only get to 58 minutes. Never mind!"

Aw duke, performance issues are nothing to be ashamed about, it happens to us all at some point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall throw my lot in..... It may not be huge, but it gets the job done...

A bit like Cuprinol really....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll nominate sexybrain and Lib. But only if I get to judge them

Of course

In theory we'd all test nominees.

perfect.

We need more guys...."

Oh go on then, I'll take on for the men's team and throw my hat in the ring.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I shall throw my lot in..... It may not be huge, but it gets the job done...

A bit like Cuprinol really...."

Ooooh. Wear your suit too please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll nominate sexybrain and Lib. But only if I get to judge them

Of course

In theory we'd all test nominees.

perfect.

We need more guys....

Oh go on then, I'll take on for the men's team and throw my hat in the ring.

Like it's a chore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll nominate sexybrain and Lib. But only if I get to judge them

Of course

In theory we'd all test nominees.

perfect.

We need more guys....

Oh go on then, I'll take on for the men's team and throw my hat in the ring.

Like it's a chore

Well you know, it will be hard work but I'm willing to give it a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shall throw my lot in..... It may not be huge, but it gets the job done...

A bit like Cuprinol really....

Ooooh. Wear your suit too please

I shall! But only if you bring the lollies....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll nominate sexybrain and Lib. But only if I get to judge them

Of course

In theory we'd all test nominees.

perfect.

We need more guys....

Oh go on then, I'll take on for the men's team and throw my hat in the ring.

Like it's a chore

Well you know, it will be hard work but I'm willing to give it a go

Yeah yeah

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

When I was in the Army I was always told to never volunteer but for this worthy cause, I'm happy to make an exception

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I shall throw my lot in..... It may not be huge, but it gets the job done...

A bit like Cuprinol really....

Ooooh. Wear your suit too please

I shall! But only if you bring the lollies...."

Oh I will! They're compulsory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I volunteer my modest member all the way from bonnie Scotland.

Is bribery acceptable?

A box of milk tray?.....between you,not each.I am Scottish after all!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I was in the Army I was always told to never volunteer but for this worthy cause, I'm happy to make an exception

Excellent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I volunteer my modest member all the way from bonnie Scotland.

Is bribery acceptable?

A box of milk tray?.....between you,not each.I am Scottish after all!

Hmmm... double layer box?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like I am out... or just generally hated...

...I can take a hint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll nominate sexybrian and Lib. But only if I get to judge them

Thanks Marc.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looks like I am out... or just generally hated...

...I can take a hint

Ooh

No, you can join!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh go on then"

*adds to list*

Anyone keeping count here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you have to do to enter ?

Haha I do that every morning before breakfast so I'm game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the name of science, and purely in the interest of expanding the sample size (I mean statistically, you filthy fuckers), I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll nominate sexybrian and Lib. But only if I get to judge them

Thanks Marc.

Firstly, it's funny how names seem to change ever so slightly when you quote them...

Secondly, I can take a hint. You and Marc need to get a room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh go on then

*adds to list*

Anyone keeping count here?

One cock

Two cocks

Three cocks

Four!

Five cocks

Six cocks

Seven cocks

More!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh go on then

*adds to list*

Anyone keeping count here?

Tips hat in the ring & drops pants

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In the name of science, and purely in the interest of expanding the sample size (I mean statistically, you filthy fuckers), I'm in.

Obviously it's only in the name of science! I'm not a pervert

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"I volunteer my modest member all the way from bonnie Scotland.

Is bribery acceptable?

A box of milk tray?.....between you,not each.I am Scottish after all!

I don't like chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I volunteer my modest member all the way from bonnie Scotland.

Is bribery acceptable?

A box of milk tray?.....between you,not each.I am Scottish after all!

Hmmm... double layer box?

I'd love to lay yer box cheers!

You can also have a box each as I'm feeling super generous with my cheque from the taxman burning a hole in my pocket!

I promise not to pilfer my favourites either.....as I am trying to bribe you after all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the name of science, and purely in the interest of expanding the sample size (I mean statistically, you filthy fuckers), I'm in.

Obviously it's only in the name of science! I'm not a pervert

I'm not a pervert, but I'm a filthy fucker and I'm not doing this for science

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In the name of science, and purely in the interest of expanding the sample size (I mean statistically, you filthy fuckers), I'm in.

Obviously it's only in the name of science! I'm not a pervert

I'm not a pervert, but I'm a filthy fucker and I'm not doing this for science

Courtneyyyyyyy! I am shocked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I volunteer my modest member all the way from bonnie Scotland.

Is bribery acceptable?

A box of milk tray?.....between you,not each.I am Scottish after all!

Hmmm... double layer box?

I'd love to lay yer box cheers!

You can also have a box each as I'm feeling super generous with my cheque from the taxman burning a hole in my pocket!

I promise not to pilfer my favourites either.....as I am trying to bribe you after all!

And are those v lines that I can see?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best weigh in then....

You have no choice chickie

Like that eh? I dunno...no subtlety....just 'get it out'?

Christos... honestly... am I ever subtle?!

There are blunter people...but not often it has to be said

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best weigh in then....

You have no choice chickie

Like that eh? I dunno...no subtlety....just 'get it out'?

Christos... honestly... am I ever subtle?!

There are blunter people...but not often it has to be said

I'll take that as a compliment

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over a year ago

"In the name of science, and purely in the interest of expanding the sample size (I mean statistically, you filthy fuckers), I'm in.

Obviously it's only in the name of science! I'm not a pervert

I'm not a pervert, but I'm a filthy fucker and I'm not doing this for science

Courtneyyyyyyy! I am shocked

Oh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well the competition is stiff...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In the name of science, and purely in the interest of expanding the sample size (I mean statistically, you filthy fuckers), I'm in.

Obviously it's only in the name of science! I'm not a pervert

I'm not a pervert, but I'm a filthy fucker and I'm not doing this for science

Courtneyyyyyyy! I am shocked

Oh!

I always thought that you were so innocent! Apart from the fact that you like dicks in your butt.

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over a year ago

"I volunteer my modest member all the way from bonnie Scotland.

Is bribery acceptable?

A box of milk tray?.....between you,not each.I am Scottish after all!

I don't like chocolate "

Wine?vodka?haribos?....a box of super cute kittens that fart rainbows?

I will find your weakness

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"well the competition is stiff...

Giggidy giddidy gig ga dee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This would work well at a butlins adult weekender!

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Are you done with victims errr volunteers yet?

How does one register interest - send privates privately?

I don't have mine on public show - I'm shy y'know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have i won? Yesssssss get in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, I can take the hint! Good grief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So now there are plenty of cocks, where is the venue and the date.......

But kind adult party sounds quite fitting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you have to do to enter ?

Shit, I can only get to 58 minutes. Never mind!

Aw duke, performance issues are nothing to be ashamed about, it happens to us all at some point"

To be fair, the hard on was the leg I was stand in on for 58 minutes.

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over a year ago

"In the name of science, and purely in the interest of expanding the sample size (I mean statistically, you filthy fuckers), I'm in.

Obviously it's only in the name of science! I'm not a pervert

I'm not a pervert, but I'm a filthy fucker and I'm not doing this for science

Courtneyyyyyyy! I am shocked

Oh!

I always thought that you were so innocent! Apart from the fact that you like dicks in your butt."

Well, apart from that...

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over a year ago

"I volunteer my modest member all the way from bonnie Scotland.

Is bribery acceptable?

A box of milk tray?.....between you,not each.I am Scottish after all!

Hmmm... double layer box?

I'd love to lay yer box cheers!

You can also have a box each as I'm feeling super generous with my cheque from the taxman burning a hole in my pocket!

I promise not to pilfer my favourites either.....as I am trying to bribe you after all!

And are those v lines that I can see?

Aye,most definitely v lines that you can see;-)....(what are v lines??????lol)

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"I volunteer my modest member all the way from bonnie Scotland.

Is bribery acceptable?

A box of milk tray?.....between you,not each.I am Scottish after all!

I don't like chocolate

Wine?vodka?haribos?....a box of super cute kittens that fart rainbows?

I will find your weakness

I don't drink, I'm trying to lose at least another half a stone so I can get into some really cute jeans that I picked up in the charity shop today. And kittens are noisy fuckers and the 3 dogs would eat them. Keep trying

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over a year ago

"I volunteer my modest member all the way from bonnie Scotland.

Is bribery acceptable?

A box of milk tray?.....between you,not each.I am Scottish after all!

Hmmm... double layer box?

I'd love to lay yer box cheers!

You can also have a box each as I'm feeling super generous with my cheque from the taxman burning a hole in my pocket!

I promise not to pilfer my favourites either.....as I am trying to bribe you after all!

And are those v lines that I can see?

Aye,most definitely v lines that you can see;-)....(what are v lines??????lol)"

Like... your muscular definition that's in the same of a v on your abdominal muscles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can judge mine in the harbour bar over a 99 with sprinkles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I received a text pointing me at this thread. I guess that's a sign I should put myself in the running.

Mr J

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I received a text pointing me at this thread. I guess that's a sign I should put myself in the running.

Mr J"

Now who would possibly suggest such a thing

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Just so , in the spirit of international competition

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over a year ago

"I volunteer my modest member all the way from bonnie Scotland.

Is bribery acceptable?

A box of milk tray?.....between you,not each.I am Scottish after all!

Hmmm... double layer box?

I'd love to lay yer box cheers!

You can also have a box each as I'm feeling super generous with my cheque from the taxman burning a hole in my pocket!

I promise not to pilfer my favourites either.....as I am trying to bribe you after all!

And are those v lines that I can see?

Aye,most definitely v lines that you can see;-)....(what are v lines??????lol)

Like... your muscular definition that's in the same of a v on your abdominal muscles?"

Ahh I see! My 'Apollos belt'

Well I'm honoured to have your gorgeous baby blues checking out my modest frame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been away for a while, seems a good way to get reacquainted with the forumites. I'm in

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By *raladorer2Man
over a year ago

peterborough

Could I enter please? Or are us southerners not allowed?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

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over a year ago

Hereabouts

"I volunteer my modest member all the way from bonnie Scotland.

Is bribery acceptable?

A box of milk tray?.....between you,not each.I am Scottish after all!

Hmmm... double layer box?

I'd love to lay yer box cheers!

You can also have a box each as I'm feeling super generous with my cheque from the taxman burning a hole in my pocket!

I promise not to pilfer my favourites either.....as I am trying to bribe you after all!

And are those v lines that I can see?

Aye,most definitely v lines that you can see;-)....(what are v lines??????lol)

Like... your muscular definition that's in the same of a v on your abdominal muscles?

Ahh I see! My 'Apollos belt'

Well I'm honoured to have your gorgeous baby blues checking out my modest frame

You're cute with your words

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over a year ago

"I volunteer my modest member all the way from bonnie Scotland.

Is bribery acceptable?

A box of milk tray?.....between you,not each.I am Scottish after all!

Hmmm... double layer box?

I'd love to lay yer box cheers!

You can also have a box each as I'm feeling super generous with my cheque from the taxman burning a hole in my pocket!

I promise not to pilfer my favourites either.....as I am trying to bribe you after all!

And are those v lines that I can see?

Aye,most definitely v lines that you can see;-)....(what are v lines??????lol)

Like... your muscular definition that's in the same of a v on your abdominal muscles?

Ahh I see! My 'Apollos belt'

Well I'm honoured to have your gorgeous baby blues checking out my modest frame

I wasn't thinking mucky thoughts, honest.

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over a year ago

"I volunteer my modest member all the way from bonnie Scotland.

Is bribery acceptable?

A box of milk tray?.....between you,not each.I am Scottish after all!

I don't like chocolate

Wine?vodka?haribos?....a box of super cute kittens that fart rainbows?

I will find your weakness

Well it seems you're incorruptible.....cold hard cash?

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over a year ago

"I volunteer my modest member all the way from bonnie Scotland.

Is bribery acceptable?

A box of milk tray?.....between you,not each.I am Scottish after all!

Hmmm... double layer box?

I'd love to lay yer box cheers!

You can also have a box each as I'm feeling super generous with my cheque from the taxman burning a hole in my pocket!

I promise not to pilfer my favourites either.....as I am trying to bribe you after all!

And are those v lines that I can see?

Aye,most definitely v lines that you can see;-)....(what are v lines??????lol)

Like... your muscular definition that's in the same of a v on your abdominal muscles?

Ahh I see! My 'Apollos belt'

Well I'm honoured to have your gorgeous baby blues checking out my modest frame

You're cute with your words

Oh! I liked your other post. "Word cute." I'm going to use that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I too late to enter?!!!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"I volunteer my modest member all the way from bonnie Scotland.

Is bribery acceptable?

A box of milk tray?.....between you,not each.I am Scottish after all!

I don't like chocolate

Wine?vodka?haribos?....a box of super cute kittens that fart rainbows?

I will find your weakness

Well it seems you're incorruptible.....cold hard cash?

Can you buy me the stuff that I'd buy with the cash so it doesn't seem as prostitutey and more sugardaddy...

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over a year ago

Iv just had a message of a guy wanting to suck my cock and empty my load and he would pay me 70 quid

Im taking my cock pics off now!

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over a year ago

Hereabouts

"I volunteer my modest member all the way from bonnie Scotland.

Is bribery acceptable?

A box of milk tray?.....between you,not each.I am Scottish after all!

Hmmm... double layer box?

I'd love to lay yer box cheers!

You can also have a box each as I'm feeling super generous with my cheque from the taxman burning a hole in my pocket!

I promise not to pilfer my favourites either.....as I am trying to bribe you after all!

And are those v lines that I can see?

Aye,most definitely v lines that you can see;-)....(what are v lines??????lol)

Like... your muscular definition that's in the same of a v on your abdominal muscles?

Ahh I see! My 'Apollos belt'

Well I'm honoured to have your gorgeous baby blues checking out my modest frame

You're cute with your words

Oh! I liked your other post. "Word cute." I'm going to use that!"

I talk too much and I'm working on that so I decided to cut it down haha!

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over a year ago

"I volunteer my modest member all the way from bonnie Scotland.

Is bribery acceptable?

A box of milk tray?.....between you,not each.I am Scottish after all!

Hmmm... double layer box?

I'd love to lay yer box cheers!

You can also have a box each as I'm feeling super generous with my cheque from the taxman burning a hole in my pocket!

I promise not to pilfer my favourites either.....as I am trying to bribe you after all!

And are those v lines that I can see?

Aye,most definitely v lines that you can see;-)....(what are v lines??????lol)

Like... your muscular definition that's in the same of a v on your abdominal muscles?

Ahh I see! My 'Apollos belt'

Well I'm honoured to have your gorgeous baby blues checking out my modest frame

I wasn't thinking mucky thoughts, honest."

Can't see where I suggested you were thinking mucky thoughts

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over a year ago

"Iv just had a message of a guy wanting to suck my cock and empty my load and he would pay me 70 quid

Im taking my cock pics off now!"

He must have liked your pics, at least

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over a year ago

"Iv just had a message of a guy wanting to suck my cock and empty my load and he would pay me 70 quid

Im taking my cock pics off now!"

Aint you got single guys blocked

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over a year ago

"Iv just had a message of a guy wanting to suck my cock and empty my load and he would pay me 70 quid

Im taking my cock pics off now!"

£70 you say?

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over a year ago

"Iv just had a message of a guy wanting to suck my cock and empty my load and he would pay me 70 quid

Im taking my cock pics off now!

He must have liked your pics, at least

Would have been better if it was a woman but there you go,flattery all the same,you havnt been peaking at them have you

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over a year ago

"Iv just had a message of a guy wanting to suck my cock and empty my load and he would pay me 70 quid

Im taking my cock pics off now!

Aint you got single guys blocked

Thought i had let me look

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over a year ago

"Iv just had a message of a guy wanting to suck my cock and empty my load and he would pay me 70 quid

Im taking my cock pics off now!

Aint you got single guys blocked

Thought i had let me look"

Yeah i have wtf?

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over a year ago

"Iv just had a message of a guy wanting to suck my cock and empty my load and he would pay me 70 quid

Im taking my cock pics off now!

He must have liked your pics, at least

Would have been better if it was a woman but there you go,flattery all the same,you havnt been peaking at them have you

*Coughs*

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over a year ago

"Iv just had a message of a guy wanting to suck my cock and empty my load and he would pay me 70 quid

Im taking my cock pics off now!

£70 you say?"

Leave it lib

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over a year ago

"I volunteer my modest member all the way from bonnie Scotland.

Is bribery acceptable?

A box of milk tray?.....between you,not each.I am Scottish after all!

Hmmm... double layer box?

I'd love to lay yer box cheers!

You can also have a box each as I'm feeling super generous with my cheque from the taxman burning a hole in my pocket!

I promise not to pilfer my favourites either.....as I am trying to bribe you after all!

And are those v lines that I can see?

Aye,most definitely v lines that you can see;-)....(what are v lines??????lol)

Like... your muscular definition that's in the same of a v on your abdominal muscles?

Ahh I see! My 'Apollos belt'

Well I'm honoured to have your gorgeous baby blues checking out my modest frame

You're cute with your words

Haha! Ehhhm cheers

I don't send 'fancy a fuck' messages....

I send 'would your gorgeous self care to partake in some carnal delights and desires' messages!

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Still open for vict...volunteers? I can bring cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ill put my name into the hat should it be welcome! "

Handsome face, send me a penis picture if you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a great game lol

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Oh go on then if I have to

Ahhh, first victim! I mean... erm... volunteer."

Oooo I am first...does a pissed uncle dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does the winner get to perform for the queen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be far too shy for this sort of thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deffo up for it

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm sure Dick would be very happy to join in

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By *amrod400Man
over a year ago

belfast

Let me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally in for this fun...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think all participants should let all us women see what they have to offer to be entered ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I to late to volunteer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm interested in this and am in Yorkshire quite a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yorkshire born and bread (possibly in lancs now tho) but regardless I display myself for your viewing/mocking pleasure. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coq au Vin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I too late for this?

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By *KMaxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm in, just because it means there's a chance a woman will look at my profile!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Mines the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alright.

So, as always when Sammi aka Meg are left alone to our own devices, things get... odd.

Our - my - idea, is to line up the most eligible male forumites (we already have names in mind

Volunteers?

*Disclaimer - may or may not actually happen."

Was there a winner?? Not that I'm competitive.... But when is my medal arriving??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll nominate sexybrian and Lib. But only if I get to judge them

Thanks Marc.

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