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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you where an animal what would you be?

I'd be a Monkey swinging from tree to tree

or maybe a Pussycat curled up on a knee

sod thee above i'd

rather be a lush puppy spreading the love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dolphin..

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

A seagull

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

A duck

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

A human.

They're animals too, right? They have distinct advantages over other animals imo

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"A human.

They're animals too, right? They have distinct advantages over other animals imo"

I could realistically capture and eat any of the above posters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This game always works better if we leave it to others to decide.

In another thread someone said I was like a Dolphin, which surprised me but I liked it (it could have just meant I have a big nose and make a load of nonsensical chatter though).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A human.

They're animals too, right? They have distinct advantages over other animals imo

I could realistically capture and eat any of the above posters

Not if you're a stupid human baby, they can't do fuck all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was hoping this was about the drummer from the muppets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was hoping this was about the drummer from the muppets

He's my idol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meercat

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"A human.

They're animals too, right? They have distinct advantages over other animals imo

I could realistically capture and eat any of the above posters

Not if you're a stupid human baby, they can't do fuck all. "

I'm an adult, sprung, fully formed from the head of Athena.

Opposable thumbs n' shit. Well cool!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was hoping this was about the drummer from the muppets

He's my idol.."
he's quite high on my idol list too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ehm..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Sloth as I cant be arsed anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tiger! Grace, power & beauty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pooch what a splendid fellow and lovely life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was hoping this was about the drummer from the muppets

He's my idol..he's quite high on my idol list too

And Swedish chef, that's me. Mumbling fools and smashes pans..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was hoping this was about the drummer from the muppets

A N I M A L

haha x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A tiger! Grace, power & beauty "

And their genits chopped for medicinal use..

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"A human.

They're animals too, right? They have distinct advantages over other animals imo

I could realistically capture and eat any of the above posters

Promise?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I was hoping this was about the drummer from the muppets

Animal was my nickname because of him for a while. Long story....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Newcastle fan so i'll go with a Zebra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A tiger! Grace, power & beauty

And their genits chopped for medicinal use.."

Yeah im reconsidering life as a tiger right now

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

A chinchilla as they look so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was hoping this was about the drummer from the muppets

Animal was my nickname because of him for a while. Long story...."

You're a drummer?

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A black panther...

prowling gracefully in the darkness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you where an animal what would you be?

I'd be a Monkey swinging from tree to tree

or maybe a Pussycat curled up on a knee

sod thee above i'd

rather be a lush puppy spreading the love

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id be a monkey cos I look like one and my nickname is chimp lol

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

A barnacle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A stallion on a stud farm looks like a pretty good gig to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was hoping this was about the drummer from the muppets

He's my idol..he's quite high on my idol list too

And Swedish chef, that's me. Mumbling fools and smashes pans.."

I'm Beaker, life scares me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably an Elephant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A tiger! Grace, power & beauty "

are you mental you'd be ground up and used in medicine before you'd had your first meal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was hoping this was about the drummer from the muppets

He's my idol..he's quite high on my idol list too

And Swedish chef, that's me. Mumbling fools and smashes pans..

I'm Beaker, life scares me. "

Beaker also gave Eberneezer Scrooge a middle finger..

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

A cat but i am already part cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A tiger! Grace, power & beauty

And their genits chopped for medicinal use.."

aww you beat me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A tiger! Grace, power & beauty

And their genits chopped for medicinal use..

aww you beat me

Your turn *offers selection of bum smacking paraphernalia*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Probably an Elephant

erm why? Madam?

I though only guys had big trunks haha

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Crawley Down

A horse, big, beautiful, but with a nasty side should it be needed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be Manimal so I could turn into any animal at will.....Loved that programme when I was a nipper!

First I'd turn into a spider so I could dangle from the ceiling n teabag folk as they slept!

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By *xxxMan
over a year ago

Bedfordshire & Chester

I'd be a fly as i like to watch

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By *haft10Man
over a year ago

Wandsworth

Elephant (big, gracious and strong) or Horse... giggity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turtle!

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'd be Manimal so I could turn into any animal at will.....Loved that programme when I was a nipper!

First I'd turn into a spider so I could dangle from the ceiling n teabag folk as they slept!

Yeah used to love that programme too. Used to watch it in France as a kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be Manimal so I could turn into any animal at will.....Loved that programme when I was a nipper!

First I'd turn into a spider so I could dangle from the ceiling n teabag folk as they slept!

Yeah used to love that programme too. Used to watch it in France as a kid

Aye great when your a kid,then I ruined my memory of it by watching a clip on youtube when I was feeling all nostalgic one night....it hasn't aged well! A bit like me lol

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Oh! Can't decide...

A Jack Russell with the balls of a Wildebeest....

Gnasher from the Beano or Billy the Fish!

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Queen Bee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Wolf...

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

Well if iam feeling subbie I have to be a puppy but iam not sure what else would fit me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Eagle or Yellowstone wolf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An Eagle or Yellowstone wolf"

i used to be a wolf

but i'm not noooooow

okay i know that was awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be a cat ...so i can sleep all day and be stroked and played with

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

No seriously...forget the furry and cute mammals, the barnacle is the way to go. They spend the whole of their adult lives on the beach, lying on their back with their legs in the air, kicking food into their mouth.

True they don't get out much, but they have the considerable advantage of possessing the longest penis to body size ratio of any animal, and amazing sex lives which involve poking their overextended todgers through the open doors of their unsuspecting neighbour barnacles. The fact that the neighbours are also lying on their backs with their legs in the air means they are well and truly fucked.

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

Bear or cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kitten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Bonobo - they shag all day. all of them, young, old, old on young, young on old, incestuous - terrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Bonobo - they shag all day. all of them, young, old, old on young, young on old, incestuous - terrible

And the girls like to rub their Gigi's against another

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By *lack rose 100Couple
over a year ago

consett

Wolf or a bat

For I like the night and would love to fly or roam the woods.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horse. Strong elegant and allows a rider to control her

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

"I was hoping this was about the drummer from the muppets

He's my idol.."

Mine too I have Animal Socks to prove it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horse. Fucking massive cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was hoping this was about the drummer from the muppets

He's my idol..

Mine too I have Animal Socks to prove it x "

Ooo take a pic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A snow leopard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Horse. Fucking massive cock.

Yes indeed, horses make great mince too..

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By *uvesmuffinCouple
over a year ago

Barking

A pubic louse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pubic louse

....a...pubic...louse?

...now I've heard it all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pubic louse

....a...pubic...louse?

...now I've heard it all!

Was it a typo? Did she mean public house?

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By *uvesmuffinCouple
over a year ago

Barking

"A pubic louse

....a...pubic...louse?

...now I've heard it all!

Was it a typo? Did she mean public house?"
Not me that was gimp crayon lover, loves it!

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pubic louse

....a...pubic...louse?

...now I've heard it all!

Was it a typo? Did she mean public house? Not me that was gimp crayon lover, loves it!

Her"

Apologies, he, meant to say pubic mouse..

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By *uvesmuffinCouple
over a year ago

Barking

"A pubic louse

....a...pubic...louse?

...now I've heard it all!

Was it a typo? Did she mean public house? Not me that was gimp crayon lover, loves it!

Her

Apologies, he, meant to say pubic mouse.."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pubic louse

....a...pubic...louse?

...now I've heard it all!

Was it a typo? Did she mean public house? Not me that was gimp crayon lover, loves it!

Her

Apologies, he, meant to say pubic mouse..

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By *uvesmuffinCouple
over a year ago

Barking

"A pubic louse

....a...pubic...louse?

...now I've heard it all!

Was it a typo? Did she mean public house? Not me that was gimp crayon lover, loves it!

Her

Apologies, he, meant to say pubic mouse..

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Whats up?

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to be a house cat.

Get fed, sleep 16 hours a day, arse around and do fuck all.

...and maybe get stroked by my owner who would hopefully be a gorgeous woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lion but a friendly one

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By *uvesmuffinCouple
over a year ago

Barking

"A pubic louse

....a...pubic...louse?

...now I've heard it all!

Stick around bruv im warming up

Gimp

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

A tigger of course, bouncy, fun and I'm the only one lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Horse. Fucking massive cock.

Yes indeed, horses make great mince too.."

And steak.

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

"I was hoping this was about the drummer from the muppets

He's my idol..

Mine too I have Animal Socks to prove it x

Ooo take a pic?

I was getting changed in the townhouse out of my dressing down gear into jeans and socks and I was wearing the animal socks lol I had 3 ppl say nice socks! I was thinking they didn't say nice suspenders previously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Horse. Fucking massive cock.

Yes indeed, horses make great mince too..

And steak."

And glue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pubic louse

....a...pubic...louse?

...now I've heard it all!

Was it a typo? Did she mean public house? Not me that was gimp crayon lover, loves it!

Her

Apologies, he, meant to say pubic mouse..

Whats up?

Her

It's the guilty/not proudest moment/total nonsense at the pubic mouse comment.

Even my mind thought that was strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was hoping this was about the drummer from the muppets

He's my idol..

Mine too I have Animal Socks to prove it x

Ooo take a pic?

How old were they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Horse. Fucking massive cock.

Yes indeed, horses make great mince too..

And steak."

Was that in France?

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