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An unplanned leap into the sado-masochistic world

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By *ost Sock OP   Man
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Just been cooking with chillies.

Washed hands and went for a pee halfway through.

Evidently the hand cleaning doesn't work. Little Lost Sock can't decide whether this is the most painful sensation ever since being whacked in nuts by a fast bowler years ago without protection.......or the most exquisite torture known to man.

I may have stumbled on something here

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

...and your first reaction was to go to the phone and tell a bunch of perverts.

Yep.

Masochist.

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

You have my sympathy, did similar but in my case rubbed my eyes!! Didn't stop watering for days!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Just been cooking with chillies.

Washed hands and went for a pee halfway through.

Evidently the hand cleaning doesn't work. Little Lost Sock can't decide whether this is the most painful sensation ever since being whacked in nuts by a fast bowler years ago without protection.......or the most exquisite torture known to man.

I may have stumbled on something here

"

Get some fresh ginger and stinging nettles. It's a slippery slope.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zheng gu shui.

Little markoh and the boys.

That's all I'm saying.....

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By *hampagne4usMan
over a year ago

Ashby de la Zouch

Made the same mistake playing rugby many years ago - applied the deep heat for a winter game and went for a pee - certainly ran around the pitch a lot faster than usual - yes this is the male in the couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was in a club a while back playing with a guy, he went to get some lube and filled me with hand sanitizer instead, i have no bloody idea how he mixed them up, i swear it wasn't a mistake and he just thought it would be funny but jesus christ it didn't half burn, i was washing it off under the shower for a good 10 mins and it was still burning

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By *ost Sock OP   Man
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff


"You have my sympathy, did similar but in my case rubbed my eyes!! Didn't stop watering for days!!"

I just that five minutes ago.

I'm evidently not learning.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's when you need/go to the loo, your eyes water and you rub them - you've got the pain almost in every sensitive area of your body.

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By *uvesmuffinCouple
over a year ago

Barking


"i was in a club a while back playing with a guy, he went to get some lube and filled me with hand sanitizer instead, i have no bloody idea how he mixed them up, i swear it wasn't a mistake and he just thought it would be funny but jesus christ it didn't half burn, i was washing it off under the shower for a good 10 mins and it was still burning "

Did you call him a Cad

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i was in a club a while back playing with a guy, he went to get some lube and filled me with hand sanitizer instead, i have no bloody idea how he mixed them up, i swear it wasn't a mistake and he just thought it would be funny but jesus christ it didn't half burn, i was washing it off under the shower for a good 10 mins and it was still burning "

Oh goodness.

I'm uber sensitive to cheap lube, and once my ex gf just squirted loads of lube into me cos we were trying a big new dildo. Stung so much I was in tears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Indian food chef said if you use too much chilli in your recipe add half a lemon and stir it around. I would think it will work on your hands too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea tree body wash or shower gel burns my nethers. I forgot to tell someone and he washed me with it while we were in the bath together.

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By *ost Sock OP   Man
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff


"An Indian food chef said if you use too much chilli in your recipe add half a lemon and stir it around. I would think it will work on your hands too. "

Sounds good.

Not going to squirt it in my eye though

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