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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

It's taken me weeks to grow this tash in case thingumy decides on a lookalike, but opposites, avatar ccompetition, and now you're just giving me the finger instead.

{flounces off in a proper huff}

(And I have to go trim the curly ends 'cos Mrs ddc is complaining they tickle her cheek when we cuddle

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Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avatar comp??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a proper honest to goodness stache?

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Avatar comp??"

I've forgotten the thread again, I just remember it didn't have the word 'avatar' in it, I'll go hunting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh! I

it! You need a bigger lollipop though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Avatar comp??

I've forgotten the thread again, I just remember it didn't have the word 'avatar' in it, I'll go hunting...

Thanks lovely its been a while since the last one xx

Im sure the tash is very dapper xx

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Is that a proper honest to goodness stache?

When have you ever known us to do anything by halves

(Besides, who on earth would sell a ginger and grey fake one? That's gotta be pretty niche!)

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Oh! I

it! You need a bigger lollipop though

That was Mrs ddc's department, personally it could have been redder too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that a proper honest to goodness stache?

When have you ever known us to do anything by halves

(Besides, who on earth would sell a ginger and grey fake one? That's gotta be pretty niche!)"

True! Can I stroke it and twirl the ends round my little finger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was thinking that Mrs DDC needed to get the bleaching kit out

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Avatar comp??

I've forgotten the thread again, I just remember it didn't have the word 'avatar' in it, I'll go hunting...

Thanks lovely its been a while since the last one xx

Im sure the tash is very dapper xx"

Found it

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/504419

Sorry Testerossa for calling you 'thingumy'

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Is that a proper honest to goodness stache?

When have you ever known us to do anything by halves

(Besides, who on earth would sell a ginger and grey fake one? That's gotta be pretty niche!)

True! Can I stroke it and twirl the ends round my little finger?

It would be a shame not to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Avatar comp??

I've forgotten the thread again, I just remember it didn't have the word 'avatar' in it, I'll go hunting...

Thanks lovely its been a while since the last one xx

Im sure the tash is very dapper xx

Found it

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/504419

Sorry Testerossa for calling you 'thingumy'

Thanks lovely. Pray tell dear fellow dont cut the curly vits join the handlebar mustache club instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hipster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I WANT ONE!!!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

God

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By *1212Man
over a year ago

birmingham

#bronson

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I WANT ONE!!!"

Are you sure?

Do you know what it involves?

(The levels of testosterone needed for a decent tashe inevitably affect the head-hair

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Although, perhaps if I keep growing the handlebar bits, they may get long enough for a comb-over

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"#bronson

I thought "Wing Commander"

What-ho?

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By *1212Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My goodness that's magnificent. Well done old chap.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Oh my!!

Be still my beating heart!

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

I had a tache with an inch and a half either side that xouls be waxed...the consensus eventually was that I looked very dodgy and it had to go!!

did look good waxed though

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Oh my!!

Be still my beating heart!

Well, obvs

Show a Scots lass a bit of ginger and how can she resist?

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I had a tache with an inch and a half either side that xouls be waxed...the consensus eventually was that I looked very dodgy and it had to go!!

did look good waxed though

I'm too cheap for wax, I did use butter once, but the cat then spent the next half hour licking my face

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Oh my!!

Be still my beating heart!

Well, obvs

Show a Scots lass a bit of ginger and how can she resist?

You have ginger pubes too?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Truly wonderful lip caterpillar there sir.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's taken me weeks to grow this tash in case thingumy decides on a lookalike, but opposites, avatar ccompetition, and now you're just giving me the finger instead.

{flounces off in a proper huff}

(And I have to go trim the curly ends 'cos Mrs ddc is complaining they tickle her cheek when we cuddle

)

Mr ddc"

Are you Ned Flanders ?

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Oh my!!

Be still my beating heart!

Well, obvs

Show a Scots lass a bit of ginger and how can she resist?

You have ginger pubes too?!

Who doesn't love Ginger Nuts? Almost better than cake!

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"It's taken me weeks to grow this tash in case thingumy decides on a lookalike, but opposites, avatar ccompetition, and now you're just giving me the finger instead.

{flounces off in a proper huff}

(And I have to go trim the curly ends 'cos Mrs ddc is complaining they tickle her cheek when we cuddle

)

Mr ddc

Are you Ned Flanders ?

Gosh darn it! Am I that pre-diddly-dictably recognisable?

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