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Strangest meet...what.do you think?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Had chatted to a guy for a while and had had a great social before we decided to have hotel fun. I duly met him in the room and he sat on the edge of the bed with a brown paper bag in his hand. He asked me to open it and in it was a rather unwashed large carrot and a small jar of Vaseline.

I told him to do one and then he told me it was for me to use on him...

I politely declined-wasn't prepared or had the stomach for this and persuaded him to have other, more conventional fun instead as he was quite fanciable. My last parting shot was to advise him to use the carrot in a stew...

Anyone shared similar experiences?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I think most people who have met ryan have had the same experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think most people who have met ryan have had the same experience"

Oh his standards have dropped. ..he bought ready washed last time

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Don't eat the doughnuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think most people who have met ryan have had the same experience"

Ryan? Don't know him...that wasn't his name...lol!

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By *ivnwcplCouple
over a year ago

liverpool


"Had chatted to a guy for a while and had had a great social before we decided to have hotel fun. I duly met him in the room and he sat on the edge of the bed with a brown paper bag in his hand. He asked me to open it and in it was a rather unwashed large carrot and a small jar of Vaseline.

I told him to do one and then he told me it was for me to use on him...

I politely declined-wasn't prepared or had the stomach for this and persuaded him to have other, more conventional fun instead as he was quite fanciable. My last parting shot was to advise him to use the carrot in a stew...

Anyone shared similar experiences?"

Only regarding having a carrot in Stew

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I think most people who have met ryan have had the same experience"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least he brought his own vaseline.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Oh i thought it said brown paper bag on his head.

Dont know if your being serious or not but nothing you have said would make him seem fanciable to me

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

At leat it wasn't a turnip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you notice if he had two lumps of coal with him too? The snowman necrophilia fetish is certainly pretty niche.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Hey could be worse it could have been a marrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes a guy bought some pills with him,saying they were for me to take ,as they would provide breast milk ,and he wanted to breast feed,i said hang on I'm just going to move my car,he said you will come back wont you,of course i will i said ...did i heck as like i scarpered.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It was a genuine meet and he was fanciable. I do enjoy kink and have had a few out of the ordinary meets but this was simply a surprise! .. Given he had never discussed this on our earlier meet!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"It was a genuine meet and he was fanciable. I do enjoy kink anrd have had a few out of the ordinary meets but this was simply a surprise! .. Given he had never discussed this on our earlier meet! "
i enjoy kink but if someone aas expecting me to shove a dirty carrot up their arse id expect to be prewarned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No comment. I'm usually people's weirdest meet

Had a few 'interesting' catch ups but lucikly nothing too cwazy

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

What about normal fucking, oral, (anal) Christ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if im honest dont think id have continued with the meet if i felt uncomfortable straight off..

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By *ooking75Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Not sure if I'm allowed to post my strangest meet on here it may go against site rules

I made a quick exit though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think most people who have met ryan have had the same experience

Ryan? Don't know him...that wasn't his name...lol!"

His name wasn't Ryan. It was Stewart Potts. His friends call him Stewpot. I thank you.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"if im honest dont think id have continued with the meet if i felt uncomfortable straight off.."

Same if I was with a couple or fem and they asked me to do that would have stopped it

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