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"Well basically it's been way to long so apply within. Please leave all your details and I'll work my way through the applications" Hahaha - well this is a new one on me!  | |||
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"Well basically it's been way to long so apply within. Please leave all your details and I'll work my way through the applications Hahaha - well this is a new one on me! "...way too long??!...yeah, right!  | |||
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"Well basically it's been way to long so apply within. Please leave all your details and I'll work my way through the applications Hahaha - well this is a new one on me! "You gota be in it to win it | |||
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"Can I conduct the first interviews "I can't lie so well error NOOOOO!!! | |||
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"Something tells me this might have gone better if it wasn't for up the poo tube Tuesday "It's why I'm saying no.  | |||
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"Something tells me this might have gone better if it wasn't for up the poo tube Tuesday "You could be right,but never lose faith that this might be your lucky day
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"Something tells me this might have gone better if it wasn't for up the poo tube Tuesday
You could be right,but never lose faith that this might be your lucky day
"I'm taking that as an offer. Wohooooooo I've pulled. Living the dream folks living the dream | |||
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"Something tells me this might have gone better if it wasn't for up the poo tube Tuesday
It's why I'm saying no. "Let me explain: "When lying next to you, cheek by jowl, I don't fancy the contents, of a loose bowel" Not you per se, but ya know what I mean! | |||
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"Something tells me this might have gone better if it wasn't for up the poo tube Tuesday
It's why I'm saying no.
Let me explain:
"When lying next to you, cheek by jowl,
I don't fancy the contents,
of a loose bowel"
Not you per se, but ya know what I mean! "So basically your telling me I've shit it right  | |||
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"Looks like it's a Bladey one man orgy for you then! "Should have been a thread all on its own | |||
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"Something tells me this might have gone better if it wasn't for up the poo tube Tuesday
It's why I'm saying no.
Let me explain:
"When lying next to you, cheek by jowl,
I don't fancy the contents,
of a loose bowel"
Not you per se, but ya know what I mean!
So basically your telling me I've shit it right "Here, have some sympathy . If you look closely, it's gift wrapped. | |||
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"Something tells me this might have gone better if it wasn't for up the poo tube Tuesday
It's why I'm saying no.
Let me explain:
"When lying next to you, cheek by jowl,
I don't fancy the contents,
of a loose bowel"
Not you per se, but ya know what I mean!
So basically your telling me I've shit it right
Here, have some sympathy .
If you look closely, it's gift wrapped. "And there was me thinking you was a really big boy | |||
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"Something tells me this might have gone better if it wasn't for up the poo tube Tuesday
It's why I'm saying no.
Let me explain:
"When lying next to you, cheek by jowl,
I don't fancy the contents,
of a loose bowel"
Not you per se, but ya know what I mean!
So basically your telling me I've shit it right
Here, have some sympathy .
If you look closely, it's gift wrapped.
And there was me thinking you was a really big boy "oooo he is in more ways than one. Passes bladey some incontinence pads just in case | |||
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"Looks like it's a Bladey one man orgy for you then!
Should have been a thread all on its own "I'm thinking this one is more than enough! | |||
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"Looks like it's a Bladey one man orgy for you then!
Should have been a thread all on its own
I'm thinking this one is more than enough! " | |||
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"Get ya arse up to Newcastle Bladey, I'll Shag ya balls of (this Ali by the way) "off not of | |||
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"Lol Bladey you are on a look a me plight ain't you "Plight more like fall  | |||
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"Get ya arse up to Newcastle Bladey, I'll Shag ya balls of (this Ali by the way) "Wayhay dreams can come true so fucking you all ya bastards I've pulled | |||
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"Lol
Good look on your quest, Bladey!"You know I only have eyes for you | |||
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"Get ya arse up to Newcastle Bladey, I'll Shag ya balls of (this Ali by the way)
Wayhay dreams can come true so fucking you all ya bastards I've pulled "thread over then ? | |||
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"Get ya arse up to Newcastle Bladey, I'll Shag ya balls of (this Ali by the way)
Wayhay dreams can come true so fucking you all ya bastards I've pulled
thread over then ? "There's always blades gets his end away Thursday | |||
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"Lol
Good look on your quest, Bladey!
You know I only have eyes for you "Are you all brown around the gob? | |||
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"Get ya arse up to Newcastle Bladey, I'll Shag ya balls of (this Ali by the way)
Wayhay dreams can come true so fucking you all ya bastards I've pulled "Sorry going to have to cancel.. The dogs leg has fallen off and I forgot we have to take Grandma for her Ski Jumping Lesson | |||
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"Lol
Good look on your quest, Bladey!
You know I only have eyes for you
Are you all brown around the gob? "Hey nothing wrong with a bit of rimming as I'm sure you know | |||
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"Get ya arse up to Newcastle Bladey, I'll Shag ya balls of (this Ali by the way)
Wayhay dreams can come true so fucking you all ya bastards I've pulled
Sorry going to have to cancel.. The dogs leg has fallen off and I forgot we have to take Grandma for her Ski Jumping Lesson "Fucking time wasters and fakes the lot of ya | |||
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"Get ya arse up to Newcastle Bladey, I'll Shag ya balls of (this Ali by the way)
Wayhay dreams can come true so fucking you all ya bastards I've pulled
Sorry going to have to cancel.. The dogs leg has fallen off and I forgot we have to take Grandma for her Ski Jumping Lesson
Fucking time wasters and fakes the lot of ya "Ok Ok I may have told a white lie about the dogs leg, but Granny gets so annoyed if she misses her ski jumping lesson | |||
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"Get ya arse up to Newcastle Bladey, I'll Shag ya balls of (this Ali by the way)
Wayhay dreams can come true so fucking you all ya bastards I've pulled
Sorry going to have to cancel.. The dogs leg has fallen off and I forgot we have to take Grandma for her Ski Jumping Lesson
Fucking time wasters and fakes the lot of ya Ok Ok I may have told a white lie about the dogs leg, but Granny gets so annoyed if she misses her ski jumping lesson "Speak to the hand as the face isn't listening | |||
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"Maybe you should come down south and find us southern girls" You'd not let me down would you vodds xx | |||
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"Hmmm i may do a similar thread tomorow "I've already started an epidemic today | |||
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"Good thread bladey, not one I'd start but you're a good guy so I'm sure there's plenty of ladies on here who might be tempted "Look dude your not having my arsed right. I've told you it was a frigging joke a joke | |||
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It's "too long" rather than "to long" btw. You're welcome | |||
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"Good thread bladey, not one I'd start but you're a good guy so I'm sure there's plenty of ladies on here who might be tempted
Look dude your not having my arsed right. I've told you it was a frigging joke a joke "It's fine, Rachael already got there first | |||
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"Would you like my help with this thread too? As you know; my previous help had your inbox bursting
It's "too long" rather than "to long" btw. You're welcome "FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!!! | |||
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"Would you like my help with this thread too? As you know; my previous help had your inbox bursting
It's "too long" rather than "to long" btw. You're welcome
FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!!!"
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"Good thread bladey, not one I'd start but you're a good guy so I'm sure there's plenty of ladies on here who might be tempted
Look dude your not having my arsed right. I've told you it was a frigging joke a joke
It's fine, Rachael already got there first "So your having Rachel's arse. Respect dude not many would come out like that | |||
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"Good luck buddy and if this works I am trying it tomorrow lol "Me too ~ its got to be an easier way than putting up a Meet request | |||
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"What's involved in the interview process? Do we have to do a presentation? Sarah "Stephen this way my dear we will just go through the preliminarys. No you won't need the dress that's fine | |||
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"Good luck buddy and if this works I am trying it tomorrow lol
Me too ~ its got to be an easier way than putting up a Meet request "Can I interest you in a application form | |||
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"Good thread bladey, not one I'd start but you're a good guy so I'm sure there's plenty of ladies on here who might be tempted
Look dude your not having my arsed right. I've told you it was a frigging joke a joke
It's fine, Rachael already got there first
So your having Rachel's arse. Respect dude not many would come out like that "Hey there's enough false claiming going on round here. He has not had my arse!  | |||
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"Maybe you should come down south and find us southern girls You'd not let me down would you vodds xx" I wouldn't let you down. But you let me down thought we were getting married had the cathedral booked for feb 31,st and you left me at the altar | |||
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"Good thread bladey, not one I'd start but you're a good guy so I'm sure there's plenty of ladies on here who might be tempted
Look dude your not having my arsed right. I've told you it was a frigging joke a joke
It's fine, Rachael already got there first
So your having Rachel's arse. Respect dude not many would come out like that
Hey there's enough false claiming going on round here. He has not had my arse! "So your the giver then cool | |||
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"Maybe you should come down south and find us southern girls You'd not let me down would you vodds xxI wouldn't let you down. But you let me down thought we were getting married had the cathedral booked for feb 31,st and you left me at the altar" Hahaha I'd forgotten about that | |||
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"Good thread bladey, not one I'd start but you're a good guy so I'm sure there's plenty of ladies on here who might be tempted
Look dude your not having my arsed right. I've told you it was a frigging joke a joke
It's fine, Rachael already got there first
So your having Rachel's arse. Respect dude not many would come out like that
Hey there's enough false claiming going on round here. He has not had my arse!
So your the giver then cool "Sweetheart. You know you're the only one. How is your arse this morning btw? | |||
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"Good thread bladey, not one I'd start but you're a good guy so I'm sure there's plenty of ladies on here who might be tempted
Look dude your not having my arsed right. I've told you it was a frigging joke a joke
It's fine, Rachael already got there first
So your having Rachel's arse. Respect dude not many would come out like that
Hey there's enough false claiming going on round here. He has not had my arse!
So your the giver then cool
Sweetheart. You know you're the only one.
How is your arse this morning btw? "I've been kicking myself all night so bloody sure | |||
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"Good thread bladey, not one I'd start but you're a good guy so I'm sure there's plenty of ladies on here who might be tempted
Look dude your not having my arsed right. I've told you it was a frigging joke a joke
It's fine, Rachael already got there first
So your having Rachel's arse. Respect dude not many would come out like that
Hey there's enough false claiming going on round here. He has not had my arse!
So your the giver then cool
Sweetheart. You know you're the only one.
How is your arse this morning btw?
I've been kicking myself all night so bloody sure "No point regretting. The seal has been broken now. Just go with it | |||
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"Good thread bladey, not one I'd start but you're a good guy so I'm sure there's plenty of ladies on here who might be tempted
Look dude your not having my arsed right. I've told you it was a frigging joke a joke
It's fine, Rachael already got there first
So your having Rachel's arse. Respect dude not many would come out like that
Hey there's enough false claiming going on round here. He has not had my arse!
So your the giver then cool
Sweetheart. You know you're the only one.
How is your arse this morning btw?
I've been kicking myself all night so bloody sure
No point regretting. The seal has been broken now. Just go with it "I hate you now you know that | |||
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"Damn am I too late to apply for the honour? "No but you may have to fight racheal off me with a big stick........help | |||
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"Damn am I too late to apply for the honour?
No but you may have to fight racheal off me with a big stick........help "I'm a lover not a fighter lol. X | |||
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"Holy shit Bladey! I go to sleep for a couple hours and you've STILL not found a shag!? "I'm holding out for you sweet. Quality every time you should know that  | |||
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"Damn am I too late to apply for the honour?
No but you may have to fight racheal off me with a big stick........help I'm a lover not a fighter lol. X"But she's scery as foooook | |||
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"You had any punani yet Bladey? Asda are doing a deal on Watermelons if you could fashion a hole in the side...bit cold at first but it soon warms up "Ewwwwww reminds me of a story a old fishermen told me. The puke was rising then to | |||
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"Damn am I too late to apply for the honour?
No but you may have to fight racheal off me with a big stick........help I'm a lover not a fighter lol. X
But she's scery as foooook "I know. That's why I'm not fighting. Pmsl. X | |||
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"Damn am I too late to apply for the honour?
No but you may have to fight racheal off me with a big stick........help I'm a lover not a fighter lol. X
But she's scery as foooook I know. That's why I'm not fighting. Pmsl. X"Please don't leave me pleeeease | |||
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"Damn am I too late to apply for the honour?
No but you may have to fight racheal off me with a big stick........help I'm a lover not a fighter lol. X
But she's scery as foooook I know. That's why I'm not fighting. Pmsl. X"Who me? I promise not to do the spinning kick thing. It's pretty impossible in heels anyhow. | |||
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"Holy shit Bladey! I go to sleep for a couple hours and you've STILL not found a shag!?
I'm holding out for you sweet. Quality every time you should know that "You are assuming my dear that I don't lay there like a wet rag | |||
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"Looks like it's a Bladey one man orgy for you then! "He needs a shed to organise a gang bang in. | |||
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"Damn am I too late to apply for the honour?
No but you may have to fight racheal off me with a big stick........help I'm a lover not a fighter lol. X
But she's scery as foooook I know. That's why I'm not fighting. Pmsl. X
Who me? I promise not to do the spinning kick thing. It's pretty impossible in heels anyhow. "I find it pretty impossible to even stand in heels these days lol. | |||
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"Damn am I too late to apply for the honour?
No but you may have to fight racheal off me with a big stick........help I'm a lover not a fighter lol. X
But she's scery as foooook I know. That's why I'm not fighting. Pmsl. X
Who me? I promise not to do the spinning kick thing. It's pretty impossible in heels anyhow. I find it pretty impossible to even stand in heels these days lol."I can run, dance, stand on one leg and slowly lift the other over your head but if I do it as a kick I'll break my ankle. Of that in pretty sure | |||
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"Damn am I too late to apply for the honour?
No but you may have to fight racheal off me with a big stick........help I'm a lover not a fighter lol. X
But she's scery as foooook I know. That's why I'm not fighting. Pmsl. X
Who me? I promise not to do the spinning kick thing. It's pretty impossible in heels anyhow. I find it pretty impossible to even stand in heels these days lol.
I can run, dance, stand on one leg and slowly lift the other over your head but if I do it as a kick I'll break my ankle. Of that in pretty sure "show off lol. | |||
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"Pity shag?" Hey I'm not proud fucking Dawn right | |||
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"Holy shit Bladey! I go to sleep for a couple hours and you've STILL not found a shag!?
I'm holding out for you sweet. Quality every time you should know that
You are assuming my dear that I don't lay there like a wet rag "I'd not thought of that you don't do you | |||
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"Holy shit Bladey! I go to sleep for a couple hours and you've STILL not found a shag!?
I'm holding out for you sweet. Quality every time you should know that
You are assuming my dear that I don't lay there like a wet rag
I'd not thought of that you don't do you "More like "stunned with a brick". I've seen the video. | |||
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"Holy shit Bladey! I go to sleep for a couple hours and you've STILL not found a shag!?
I'm holding out for you sweet. Quality every time you should know that
You are assuming my dear that I don't lay there like a wet rag
I'd not thought of that you don't do you
More like "stunned with a brick". I've seen the video. "Quick send me the link | |||
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"Pity shag? Hey I'm not proud fucking Dawn right "No I meant it's a pity you haven't got a shag yet! 
If it makes you feel any better, I can't even get a shag on my birthday!! | |||
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"Pity shag? Hey I'm not proud fucking Dawn right
No I meant it's a pity you haven't got a shag yet!
If it makes you feel any better, I can't even get a shag on my birthday!! "Oh yes you fucking can | |||
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"Holy shit Bladey! I go to sleep for a couple hours and you've STILL not found a shag!?
I'm holding out for you sweet. Quality every time you should know that
You are assuming my dear that I don't lay there like a wet rag
I'd not thought of that you don't do you
More like "stunned with a brick". I've seen the video.
Quick send me the link "But to be fair on that occasion I enjoyed the brick more than the shag! | |||
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"Holy shit Bladey! I go to sleep for a couple hours and you've STILL not found a shag!?
I'm holding out for you sweet. Quality every time you should know that
You are assuming my dear that I don't lay there like a wet rag
I'd not thought of that you don't do you
More like "stunned with a brick". I've seen the video.
Quick send me the link
But to be fair on that occasion I enjoyed the brick more than the shag! "The mind boggles | |||
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"You done the feed yet bladey? xxx"Feed ? | |||
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"Hahahaha "What you laughing at Mrs round the corner | |||
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"I've sussed why this has gone so wrong. I don't want to get laid I need a slut to come visit me in slut manner "You read my post on another thread, didn't you | |||
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"I've sussed why this has gone so wrong. I don't want to get laid I need a slut to come visit me in slut manner
You read my post on another thread, didn't you "No which thread ? | |||
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"I've sussed why this has gone so wrong. I don't want to get laid I need a slut to come visit me in slut manner
You read my post on another thread, didn't you
No which thread ?"Lol. The too many veri thread. I declared myself a slag | |||
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"I've sussed why this has gone so wrong. I don't want to get laid I need a slut to come visit me in slut manner
You read my post on another thread, didn't you
No which thread ?
Lol. The too many veri thread. I declared myself a slag "Don't think I've seen that. Wonders off for a butchers | |||
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"Minge on Monday Tits on Tuesday Wanks on Wednesday Thighs on Thursday Fanny on Friday Slap on Saturday Shattered on Sunday No time to get laid haha" Hahaha | |||
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"Any word on the blade being laid? "It's quite possible that he did get an offer but after dying from shock is currently being "laid" out in a Manchester funeral parlour | |||
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"Have you resorted to Asda Melons yet Bladey? "No he went to Lidl - they were both cheaper and fresher! | |||
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