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"Posted on this thread " Jesus I didn't expect anything this filthy! | |||
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"In the heat of the moment I punched a goat" You mad man | |||
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"In the heat of the moment I punched a goat You mad man" It knocked over my little sister | |||
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"In the heat of the moment I punched a goat You mad man It knocked over my little sister" Slit it's throat.. | |||
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"In the heat of the moment I punched a goat You mad man It knocked over my little sister Slit it's throat.." | |||
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"In the heat of the moment I punched a goat You mad man It knocked over my little sister Slit it's throat.. " | |||
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"Let a guy suck my cock in a hot-tub" Bless | |||
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"Tried to steal a policeman's helmet and was almost arrested at the village fête. That was embarrassing. The officer said, "This is the kind of behaviour I'd expect from a teenager, not a grown man!" I talked them out of pressing charges but was escorted off-site in front of all my friends and family. It could have been worse. " ...and this turned you on? | |||
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"I went shopping at Iceland once ...." That's a very long way to go for your weekly shop? | |||
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"I went shopping at Iceland once .... That's a very long way to go for your weekly shop?" I have been stalking Bjork since my late teens... it was a last ditched attempt to win her heart | |||
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"Challenged a man to a knife fight to settle a difference. I don;t think I've ever been that angry. " Well in those pants, I can understand why! | |||
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"Challenged a man to a knife fight to settle a difference. I don;t think I've ever been that angry. Well in those pants, I can understand why! " I was absolutely furious - I was like, You. Me. Two knives. Out there. One of us comes back. Let's finish this. He folded quicker than Superman on wash day, I hasten to add. | |||
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"I went shopping at Iceland once .... That's a very long way to go for your weekly shop?" We actually did go shopping at Iceland in Iceland... yep pix of it so is true... xx | |||
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"Stepped in to stop a bus driver getting a doing many years ago....was on my way to an important rendezvous,on the bus....the bus stops for a good few min longer than it should have....get off the bus to see most of the other passengers watching the poor driver being set upon by a d*unken skinheaded bampot! Was just gonna bugger off n jump on the next bus as an auld dear appealed to no one in particular "well somebody do something!" So due to half a sense of public order n the other half a sense of rage that this fucker was impeding my important journey......I grabbed him in a choke hold,kicked his legs from under him (swept him off his feet,so to speak!)and pinned him on the deck........then realised if I let go of him I might be looking at the wrong end of a battering myself!... So asked the biggest guy present to kindly sit on him until the rozzers arrived so I could continue on my eventful journey without having to speak to the police! Don't stop Bruce Lees bus when he's on a mission AND prone to the occasional bout of bus rage!.....The End " That would have been even more interesting if you had been naked at the time! | |||
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"Challenged a man to a knife fight to settle a difference. I don;t think I've ever been that angry. Well in those pants, I can understand why! I was absolutely furious - I was like, You. Me. Two knives. Out there. One of us comes back. Let's finish this. He folded quicker than Superman on wash day, I hasten to add. " It's never a dull night with you! | |||
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"Stepped in to stop a bus driver getting a doing many years ago....was on my way to an important rendezvous,on the bus....the bus stops for a good few min longer than it should have....get off the bus to see most of the other passengers watching the poor driver being set upon by a d*unken skinheaded bampot! Was just gonna bugger off n jump on the next bus as an auld dear appealed to no one in particular "well somebody do something!" So due to half a sense of public order n the other half a sense of rage that this fucker was impeding my important journey......I grabbed him in a choke hold,kicked his legs from under him (swept him off his feet,so to speak!)and pinned him on the deck........then realised if I let go of him I might be looking at the wrong end of a battering myself!... So asked the biggest guy present to kindly sit on him until the rozzers arrived so I could continue on my eventful journey without having to speak to the police! Don't stop Bruce Lees bus when he's on a mission AND prone to the occasional bout of bus rage!.....The End That would have been even more interesting if you had been naked at the time! " I didn't say I wasn't.... | |||
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"Challenged a man to a knife fight to settle a difference. I don;t think I've ever been that angry. Well in those pants, I can understand why! I was absolutely furious - I was like, You. Me. Two knives. Out there. One of us comes back. Let's finish this. He folded quicker than Superman on wash day, I hasten to add. It's never a dull night with you! " That was one afternoon on day three of a holiday. | |||
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"Mine was not quite so dramatic but I went on a spinny, upside down and corkscrewing ride at an amusement park once simply because the others thought I wouldn't. I wish I hadn't but that's not the point. " Met some friends in a pub one night and we all decided to sack off work and go to Thorpe Park the next day when the school holidays were over. The place was ours and we went round and round and round on the rides until we felt sick and achy. It was great | |||
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"In the heat of the moment I punched a goat You mad man It knocked over my little sister Slit it's throat.. " Was it's name Kevin? | |||
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"In the heat of the moment I punched a goat You mad man It knocked over my little sister" Please tell me that's a joke | |||
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"In the spur of the moment, myself and a friend decided to try and get to the nearest off licence 10 minutes before it closed by utilising a space hopper. Turns out that the local constabulary did not deem a space hopper as not an acceptable mode of transport on a busy dual carriage way. They also suspected we did not need to purchase any more alcohol! " Why do I not find it hard to imagine you doing that ... xx | |||
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