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Things you have done in the heat of the moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Something that you probably never thought of doing with someone before, but it happens in the heat of the moment and it's a massive turn on.

Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine!

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By *aughty alex 99Man
over a year ago

gosport

Was at a mates house amd his gf walked in and semt him to the shop amd then when he left she walked past me in kitchen nd rubbed past my cock through my trousers so slapped her ass jus qukklly ahha so yh...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posted on this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Posted on this thread "

Punched someone..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Posted on this thread "

Jesus I didn't expect anything this filthy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the heat of the moment I punched a goat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the heat of the moment I punched a goat"

You mad man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the heat of the moment I punched a goat

You mad man"

It knocked over my little sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the heat of the moment I punched a goat

You mad man

It knocked over my little sister"

Slit it's throat..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the heat of the moment I punched a goat

You mad man

It knocked over my little sister

Slit it's throat.."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the heat of the moment I punched a goat

You mad man

It knocked over my little sister

Slit it's throat..

"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Challenged a man to a knife fight to settle a difference.

I don;t think I've ever been that angry.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Run from the police - although they were foreign police and, on balance, it was the best thing to do

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Threw fireworks on a bonfire lol

That was fun, although the people I was with were less impressed

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Let a guy suck my cock in a hot-tub

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Let a guy suck my cock in a hot-tub"

Bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run around the village square wearing nothing but a Mexican hat...

Escaped the wicker man that was built soon after....

"Reprogrammed" the entire village by having a free bar in the local pub shortly afterwards

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Tried to steal a policeman's helmet and was almost arrested at the village fête. That was embarrassing.

The officer said, "This is the kind of behaviour I'd expect from a teenager, not a grown man!"

I talked them out of pressing charges but was escorted off-site in front of all my friends and family.

It could have been worse.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Cavorted in a shop window with three naked women having "just popped out for some tobacco".

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Tried to steal a policeman's helmet and was almost arrested at the village fête. That was embarrassing.

The officer said, "This is the kind of behaviour I'd expect from a teenager, not a grown man!"

I talked them out of pressing charges but was escorted off-site in front of all my friends and family.

It could have been worse. "

...and this turned you on?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Nahh... just can't take me anywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stepped in to stop a bus driver getting a doing many years ago....was on my way to an important rendezvous,on the bus....the bus stops for a good few min longer than it should have....get off the bus to see most of the other passengers watching the poor driver being set upon by a d*unken skinheaded bampot!

Was just gonna bugger off n jump on the next bus as an auld dear appealed to no one in particular "well somebody do something!"

So due to half a sense of public order n the other half a sense of rage that this fucker was impeding my important journey......I grabbed him in a choke hold,kicked his legs from under him (swept him off his feet,so to speak!)and pinned him on the deck........then realised if I let go of him I might be looking at the wrong end of a battering myself!...

So asked the biggest guy present to kindly sit on him until the rozzers arrived so I could continue on my eventful journey without having to speak to the police!

Don't stop Bruce Lees bus when he's on a mission AND prone to the occasional bout of bus rage!.....The End

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Smashed up a mate's BMW with a baseball bat and a claw hammer one night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went shopping at Iceland once

....

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I went shopping at Iceland once

...."

That's a very long way to go for your weekly shop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went shopping at Iceland once

....

That's a very long way to go for your weekly shop?"

I have been stalking Bjork since my late teens... it was a last ditched attempt to win her heart

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Challenged a man to a knife fight to settle a difference.

I don;t think I've ever been that angry. "

Well in those pants, I can understand why!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Challenged a man to a knife fight to settle a difference.

I don;t think I've ever been that angry.

Well in those pants, I can understand why! "

I was absolutely furious - I was like, You. Me. Two knives. Out there. One of us comes back. Let's finish this.

He folded quicker than Superman on wash day, I hasten to add.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went shopping at Iceland once

....

That's a very long way to go for your weekly shop?"

We actually did go shopping at Iceland in Iceland... yep pix of it so is true...

xx

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Stepped in to stop a bus driver getting a doing many years ago....was on my way to an important rendezvous,on the bus....the bus stops for a good few min longer than it should have....get off the bus to see most of the other passengers watching the poor driver being set upon by a d*unken skinheaded bampot!

Was just gonna bugger off n jump on the next bus as an auld dear appealed to no one in particular "well somebody do something!"

So due to half a sense of public order n the other half a sense of rage that this fucker was impeding my important journey......I grabbed him in a choke hold,kicked his legs from under him (swept him off his feet,so to speak!)and pinned him on the deck........then realised if I let go of him I might be looking at the wrong end of a battering myself!...

So asked the biggest guy present to kindly sit on him until the rozzers arrived so I could continue on my eventful journey without having to speak to the police!

Don't stop Bruce Lees bus when he's on a mission AND prone to the occasional bout of bus rage!.....The End "

That would have been even more interesting if you had been naked at the time!

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Challenged a man to a knife fight to settle a difference.

I don;t think I've ever been that angry.

Well in those pants, I can understand why!

I was absolutely furious - I was like, You. Me. Two knives. Out there. One of us comes back. Let's finish this.

He folded quicker than Superman on wash day, I hasten to add.

"

It's never a dull night with you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stepped in to stop a bus driver getting a doing many years ago....was on my way to an important rendezvous,on the bus....the bus stops for a good few min longer than it should have....get off the bus to see most of the other passengers watching the poor driver being set upon by a d*unken skinheaded bampot!

Was just gonna bugger off n jump on the next bus as an auld dear appealed to no one in particular "well somebody do something!"

So due to half a sense of public order n the other half a sense of rage that this fucker was impeding my important journey......I grabbed him in a choke hold,kicked his legs from under him (swept him off his feet,so to speak!)and pinned him on the deck........then realised if I let go of him I might be looking at the wrong end of a battering myself!...

So asked the biggest guy present to kindly sit on him until the rozzers arrived so I could continue on my eventful journey without having to speak to the police!

Don't stop Bruce Lees bus when he's on a mission AND prone to the occasional bout of bus rage!.....The End

That would have been even more interesting if you had been naked at the time! "

I didn't say I wasn't....

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Challenged a man to a knife fight to settle a difference.

I don;t think I've ever been that angry.

Well in those pants, I can understand why!

I was absolutely furious - I was like, You. Me. Two knives. Out there. One of us comes back. Let's finish this.

He folded quicker than Superman on wash day, I hasten to add.

It's never a dull night with you! "

That was one afternoon on day three of a holiday.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Mine was not quite so dramatic but I went on a spinny, upside down and corkscrewing ride at an amusement park once simply because the others thought I wouldn't. I wish I hadn't but that's not the point.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I drank a glass of beer once. It was only a small glass but even still

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Mine was not quite so dramatic but I went on a spinny, upside down and corkscrewing ride at an amusement park once simply because the others thought I wouldn't. I wish I hadn't but that's not the point. "

Met some friends in a pub one night and we all decided to sack off work and go to Thorpe Park the next day when the school holidays were over.

The place was ours and we went round and round and round on the rides until we felt sick and achy.

It was great

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"In the heat of the moment I punched a goat

You mad man

It knocked over my little sister

Slit it's throat..

"

Was it's name Kevin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the heat of the moment I punched a goat

You mad man

It knocked over my little sister"

Please tell me that's a joke

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

In the spur of the moment, myself and a friend decided to try and get to the nearest off licence 10 minutes before it closed by utilising a space hopper.

Turns out that the local constabulary did not deem a space hopper as not an acceptable mode of transport on a busy dual carriage way. They also suspected we did not need to purchase any more alcohol!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

A half mile naked walk back from Tesco at 4am Followed by a naked bush dive. Had I not been under the influence of copious amounts of super strength cider at the time I may have noticed the sharp thorn bush....

It's the one and only time in my life I have ever had a prick in my ass.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the spur of the moment, myself and a friend decided to try and get to the nearest off licence 10 minutes before it closed by utilising a space hopper.

Turns out that the local constabulary did not deem a space hopper as not an acceptable mode of transport on a busy dual carriage way. They also suspected we did not need to purchase any more alcohol!

"

Why do I not find it hard to imagine you doing that ...

xx

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