FabSwingers.com forum: Nocturnal thingy

By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

Evening lovelies. Who's doing what Tonight?

Are you lurking, perving, flirting, chatting, chilling, working or something else? Come in and say hi whatever you're up to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching straight outta Compton & lurking on the the forums

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

You know , the usual , lurking , perving , etc.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The usual. A shower and bed

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Good evening. Just popping in before I head to bed. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hola

Just getting ready to get into bed to watch The Commitments (there will be singing!) with ice cream & chocolate fudge brownie milkshake.

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Watching straight outta Compton & lurking on the the forums"

Evening x

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"You know , the usual , lurking , perving , etc. "

Evening x

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"The usual. A shower and bed

Get thee to bed Satan

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Good evening. Just popping in before I head to bed. Xx"

Evening x

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"The usual. A shower and bed

Get thee to bed Satan

You'll appreciate me being wide awake and clean one day

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Hola

Just getting ready to get into bed to watch The Commitments (there will be singing!) with ice cream & chocolate fudge brownie milkshake."

Sounds yummy. Room for moi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hola

Just getting ready to get into bed to watch The Commitments (there will be singing!) with ice cream & chocolate fudge brownie milkshake."

That sounds like the best bedtime ever!! I've been doing it wrong all this time

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"The usual. A shower and bed

Get thee to bed Satan

You'll appreciate me being wide awake and clean one day

When will that day come?? I've been waiting a long time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening, I'm listening to music, drinking tea, seeing what threads I can hijack a bit, the usual.

Hope you're well Stretchy (is that a good way to shorten the name, stretchygirl just didn't seem to roll off the keyboard, I'm rambling)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watching straight outta Compton & lurking on the the forums

Evening x "

Good evening my lady

And how are you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hola

Just getting ready to get into bed to watch The Commitments (there will be singing!) with ice cream & chocolate fudge brownie milkshake."

Ruby, do you just want to come and be my friend? I won't try and touch you or anything, literally just be friends. The Commitments is such a good film.

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Evening, I'm listening to music, drinking tea, seeing what threads I can hijack a bit, the usual.

Hope you're well Stretchy (is that a good way to shorten the name, stretchygirl just didn't seem to roll off the keyboard, I'm rambling)"

Stretchy is the standard abbreviation. How are you this evening?

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Watching straight outta Compton & lurking on the the forums

Evening x

Good evening my lady

And how are you ?"

I'm good thanks you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening, I'm listening to music, drinking tea, seeing what threads I can hijack a bit, the usual.

Hope you're well Stretchy (is that a good way to shorten the name, stretchygirl just didn't seem to roll off the keyboard, I'm rambling)

Stretchy is the standard abbreviation. How are you this evening? "

I'm marvellous darling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening, I'm listening to music, drinking tea, seeing what threads I can hijack a bit, the usual.

Hope you're well Stretchy (is that a good way to shorten the name, stretchygirl just didn't seem to roll off the keyboard, I'm rambling)

Stretchy is the standard abbreviation. How are you this evening?

I'm marvellous darling. "

I'm being quite flamboyant tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hola

Just getting ready to get into bed to watch The Commitments (there will be singing!) with ice cream & chocolate fudge brownie milkshake.

Ruby, do you just want to come and be my friend? I won't try and touch you or anything, literally just be friends. The Commitments is such a good film."

Of course

You & Miss Stretchy are both very welcome, if you can both put up with the Little Mermaid jammies & the giant Sully teddy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hola

Just getting ready to get into bed to watch The Commitments (there will be singing!) with ice cream & chocolate fudge brownie milkshake.

Ruby, do you just want to come and be my friend? I won't try and touch you or anything, literally just be friends. The Commitments is such a good film.

Of course

You & Miss Stretchy are both very welcome, if you can both put up with the Little Mermaid jammies & the giant Sully teddy..."

I can put up with that if you can put up with me singing Under The Sea upon seeing said jammies

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Hola

Just getting ready to get into bed to watch The Commitments (there will be singing!) with ice cream & chocolate fudge brownie milkshake.

Ruby, do you just want to come and be my friend? I won't try and touch you or anything, literally just be friends. The Commitments is such a good film.

Of course

You & Miss Stretchy are both very welcome, if you can both put up with the Little Mermaid jammies & the giant Sully teddy..."

I'm wearing cheeky monkey pj's. The bottoms are banana print and the top has a picture of a monkey on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hola

Just getting ready to get into bed to watch The Commitments (there will be singing!) with ice cream & chocolate fudge brownie milkshake.

Ruby, do you just want to come and be my friend? I won't try and touch you or anything, literally just be friends. The Commitments is such a good film.

Of course

You & Miss Stretchy are both very welcome, if you can both put up with the Little Mermaid jammies & the giant Sully teddy...

I can put up with that if you can put up with me singing Under The Sea upon seeing said jammies"

Yeeeeah I can do that

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Hola

Just getting ready to get into bed to watch The Commitments (there will be singing!) with ice cream & chocolate fudge brownie milkshake.

Ruby, do you just want to come and be my friend? I won't try and touch you or anything, literally just be friends. The Commitments is such a good film.

Of course

You & Miss Stretchy are both very welcome, if you can both put up with the Little Mermaid jammies & the giant Sully teddy...

I can put up with that if you can put up with me singing Under The Sea upon seeing said jammies

Yeeeeah I can do that

I will join in with said singing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hola

Just getting ready to get into bed to watch The Commitments (there will be singing!) with ice cream & chocolate fudge brownie milkshake.

Ruby, do you just want to come and be my friend? I won't try and touch you or anything, literally just be friends. The Commitments is such a good film.

Of course

You & Miss Stretchy are both very welcome, if you can both put up with the Little Mermaid jammies & the giant Sully teddy...

I can put up with that if you can put up with me singing Under The Sea upon seeing said jammies

Yeeeeah I can do that

I will join in with said singing "

Then I shall sing... erm... a song about monkeys!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Evening all, I'm tucked up in bed being a miserable cowbag. I also think I have too many cuddly toys for a 40 yr old woman.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waiting on a washing to finish so it can be hung up.... Wild eh!

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Hola

Just getting ready to get into bed to watch The Commitments (there will be singing!) with ice cream & chocolate fudge brownie milkshake.

Ruby, do you just want to come and be my friend? I won't try and touch you or anything, literally just be friends. The Commitments is such a good film.

Of course

You & Miss Stretchy are both very welcome, if you can both put up with the Little Mermaid jammies & the giant Sully teddy...

I can put up with that if you can put up with me singing Under The Sea upon seeing said jammies

Yeeeeah I can do that

I will join in with said singing

Then I shall sing... erm... a song about monkeys!"

The jungle book

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Evening all, I'm tucked up in bed being a miserable cowbag. I also think I have too many cuddly toys for a 40 yr old woman......."

Evening lovely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

off to the pit - no more lurky pervy stuff tonight xxx

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Waiting on a washing to finish so it can be hung up.... Wild eh!

Crazy cat you!

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"off to the pit - no more lurky pervy stuff tonight xxx"

Nighty night xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hola

Just getting ready to get into bed to watch The Commitments (there will be singing!) with ice cream & chocolate fudge brownie milkshake.

Ruby, do you just want to come and be my friend? I won't try and touch you or anything, literally just be friends. The Commitments is such a good film.

Of course

You & Miss Stretchy are both very welcome, if you can both put up with the Little Mermaid jammies & the giant Sully teddy...

I can put up with that if you can put up with me singing Under The Sea upon seeing said jammies

Yeeeeah I can do that

I will join in with said singing

Then I shall sing... erm... a song about monkeys!

The jungle book

That's the one!

Oh my days, fudge brownie milkshake is almost better than sex. Almost.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hola

Just getting ready to get into bed to watch The Commitments (there will be singing!) with ice cream & chocolate fudge brownie milkshake.

Ruby, do you just want to come and be my friend? I won't try and touch you or anything, literally just be friends. The Commitments is such a good film.

Of course

You & Miss Stretchy are both very welcome, if you can both put up with the Little Mermaid jammies & the giant Sully teddy...

I can put up with that if you can put up with me singing Under The Sea upon seeing said jammies

Yeeeeah I can do that

I will join in with said singing

Then I shall sing... erm... a song about monkeys!

The jungle book

Don't get me started on Disney songs. I know a frightening amount

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Hola

Just getting ready to get into bed to watch The Commitments (there will be singing!) with ice cream & chocolate fudge brownie milkshake.

Ruby, do you just want to come and be my friend? I won't try and touch you or anything, literally just be friends. The Commitments is such a good film.

Of course

You & Miss Stretchy are both very welcome, if you can both put up with the Little Mermaid jammies & the giant Sully teddy...

I can put up with that if you can put up with me singing Under The Sea upon seeing said jammies

Yeeeeah I can do that

I will join in with said singing

Then I shall sing... erm... a song about monkeys!

The jungle book

That's the one!

Oh my days, fudge brownie milkshake is almost better than sex. Almost."

Is it made by frijj?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hola

Just getting ready to get into bed to watch The Commitments (there will be singing!) with ice cream & chocolate fudge brownie milkshake.

Ruby, do you just want to come and be my friend? I won't try and touch you or anything, literally just be friends. The Commitments is such a good film.

Of course

You & Miss Stretchy are both very welcome, if you can both put up with the Little Mermaid jammies & the giant Sully teddy...

I can put up with that if you can put up with me singing Under The Sea upon seeing said jammies

Yeeeeah I can do that

I will join in with said singing

Then I shall sing... erm... a song about monkeys!

The jungle book

Don't get me started on Disney songs. I know a frightening amount"

So do I

In my head, I'm Belle.

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Hola

Just getting ready to get into bed to watch The Commitments (there will be singing!) with ice cream & chocolate fudge brownie milkshake.

Ruby, do you just want to come and be my friend? I won't try and touch you or anything, literally just be friends. The Commitments is such a good film.

Of course

You & Miss Stretchy are both very welcome, if you can both put up with the Little Mermaid jammies & the giant Sully teddy...

I can put up with that if you can put up with me singing Under The Sea upon seeing said jammies

Yeeeeah I can do that

I will join in with said singing

Then I shall sing... erm... a song about monkeys!

The jungle book

Don't get me started on Disney songs. I know a frightening amount"

I can distract you by stroking your hair

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By *accaMan
over a year ago

leicester

Good evening ladies and gents, just hanging around here, seeing what pops up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watching straight outta Compton & lurking on the the forums

Evening x

Good evening my lady

And how are you ?

I'm good thanks you? "

Yeah I'm good thanks should be in bed by now but I enjoy getting caught up in chats on here too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hola

Just getting ready to get into bed to watch The Commitments (there will be singing!) with ice cream & chocolate fudge brownie milkshake.

Ruby, do you just want to come and be my friend? I won't try and touch you or anything, literally just be friends. The Commitments is such a good film.

Of course

You & Miss Stretchy are both very welcome, if you can both put up with the Little Mermaid jammies & the giant Sully teddy...

I can put up with that if you can put up with me singing Under The Sea upon seeing said jammies

Yeeeeah I can do that

I will join in with said singing

Then I shall sing... erm... a song about monkeys!

The jungle book

That's the one!

Oh my days, fudge brownie milkshake is almost better than sex. Almost.

Is it made by frijj? "

Yush

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Hola

Just getting ready to get into bed to watch The Commitments (there will be singing!) with ice cream & chocolate fudge brownie milkshake.

Ruby, do you just want to come and be my friend? I won't try and touch you or anything, literally just be friends. The Commitments is such a good film.

Of course

You & Miss Stretchy are both very welcome, if you can both put up with the Little Mermaid jammies & the giant Sully teddy...

I can put up with that if you can put up with me singing Under The Sea upon seeing said jammies

Yeeeeah I can do that

I will join in with said singing

Then I shall sing... erm... a song about monkeys!

The jungle book

Don't get me started on Disney songs. I know a frightening amount

So do I

In my head, I'm Belle."

We played little mermaid themed games when I was at primary school. I was always Ursula. But Ive always identified with ariel

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Good evening ladies and gents, just hanging around here, seeing what pops up

Evening x

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Hola

Just getting ready to get into bed to watch The Commitments (there will be singing!) with ice cream & chocolate fudge brownie milkshake.

Ruby, do you just want to come and be my friend? I won't try and touch you or anything, literally just be friends. The Commitments is such a good film.

Of course

You & Miss Stretchy are both very welcome, if you can both put up with the Little Mermaid jammies & the giant Sully teddy...

I can put up with that if you can put up with me singing Under The Sea upon seeing said jammies

Yeeeeah I can do that

I will join in with said singing

Then I shall sing... erm... a song about monkeys!

The jungle book

That's the one!

Oh my days, fudge brownie milkshake is almost better than sex. Almost.

Is it made by frijj?

Yush

That is a delicious one. Almost orgasmic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hola

Just getting ready to get into bed to watch The Commitments (there will be singing!) with ice cream & chocolate fudge brownie milkshake.

Ruby, do you just want to come and be my friend? I won't try and touch you or anything, literally just be friends. The Commitments is such a good film.

Of course

You & Miss Stretchy are both very welcome, if you can both put up with the Little Mermaid jammies & the giant Sully teddy...

I can put up with that if you can put up with me singing Under The Sea upon seeing said jammies

Yeeeeah I can do that

I will join in with said singing

Then I shall sing... erm... a song about monkeys!

The jungle book

Don't get me started on Disney songs. I know a frightening amount

I can distract you by stroking your hair"

That would work. That would 100% work

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Hola

Just getting ready to get into bed to watch The Commitments (there will be singing!) with ice cream & chocolate fudge brownie milkshake.

Ruby, do you just want to come and be my friend? I won't try and touch you or anything, literally just be friends. The Commitments is such a good film.

Of course

You & Miss Stretchy are both very welcome, if you can both put up with the Little Mermaid jammies & the giant Sully teddy...

I can put up with that if you can put up with me singing Under The Sea upon seeing said jammies

Yeeeeah I can do that

I will join in with said singing

Then I shall sing... erm... a song about monkeys!

The jungle book

Don't get me started on Disney songs. I know a frightening amount

I can distract you by stroking your hair

That would work. That would 100% work"

I have skills

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

Im here early....well late, but earlier than usual. Still feeling yuk and had a post work nap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hola

Just getting ready to get into bed to watch The Commitments (there will be singing!) with ice cream & chocolate fudge brownie milkshake.

Ruby, do you just want to come and be my friend? I won't try and touch you or anything, literally just be friends. The Commitments is such a good film.

Of course

You & Miss Stretchy are both very welcome, if you can both put up with the Little Mermaid jammies & the giant Sully teddy...

I can put up with that if you can put up with me singing Under The Sea upon seeing said jammies

Yeeeeah I can do that

I will join in with said singing

Then I shall sing... erm... a song about monkeys!

The jungle book

Don't get me started on Disney songs. I know a frightening amount

I can distract you by stroking your hair

That would work. That would 100% work

I have skills

Are you any good with plaits?

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Im here early....well late, but earlier than usual. Still feeling yuk and had a post work nap

Hugs,lovely. Hope you get better soon xx

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Hola

Just getting ready to get into bed to watch The Commitments (there will be singing!) with ice cream & chocolate fudge brownie milkshake.

Ruby, do you just want to come and be my friend? I won't try and touch you or anything, literally just be friends. The Commitments is such a good film.

Of course

You & Miss Stretchy are both very welcome, if you can both put up with the Little Mermaid jammies & the giant Sully teddy...

I can put up with that if you can put up with me singing Under The Sea upon seeing said jammies

Yeeeeah I can do that

I will join in with said singing

Then I shall sing... erm... a song about monkeys!

The jungle book

Don't get me started on Disney songs. I know a frightening amount

I can distract you by stroking your hair

That would work. That would 100% work

I have skills

Are you any good with plaits?"

I might be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hola

Just getting ready to get into bed to watch The Commitments (there will be singing!) with ice cream & chocolate fudge brownie milkshake.

Ruby, do you just want to come and be my friend? I won't try and touch you or anything, literally just be friends. The Commitments is such a good film.

Of course

You & Miss Stretchy are both very welcome, if you can both put up with the Little Mermaid jammies & the giant Sully teddy...

I can put up with that if you can put up with me singing Under The Sea upon seeing said jammies

Yeeeeah I can do that

I will join in with said singing

Then I shall sing... erm... a song about monkeys!

The jungle book

Don't get me started on Disney songs. I know a frightening amount

I can distract you by stroking your hair

That would work. That would 100% work

I have skills

Are you any good with plaits?

I might be

Tease

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"Im here early....well late, but earlier than usual. Still feeling yuk and had a post work nap

Hugs,lovely. Hope you get better soon xx"

Thanks chick.

how you doing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hola

Just getting ready to get into bed to watch The Commitments (there will be singing!) with ice cream & chocolate fudge brownie milkshake.

Ruby, do you just want to come and be my friend? I won't try and touch you or anything, literally just be friends. The Commitments is such a good film.

Of course

You & Miss Stretchy are both very welcome, if you can both put up with the Little Mermaid jammies & the giant Sully teddy...

I can put up with that if you can put up with me singing Under The Sea upon seeing said jammies

Yeeeeah I can do that

I will join in with said singing

Then I shall sing... erm... a song about monkeys!

The jungle book

Don't get me started on Disney songs. I know a frightening amount

I can distract you by stroking your hair

That would work. That would 100% work

I have skills

Are you any good with plaits?

I might be

Tease"

What about little braids with threads and beads?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hola

Just getting ready to get into bed to watch The Commitments (there will be singing!) with ice cream & chocolate fudge brownie milkshake.

Ruby, do you just want to come and be my friend? I won't try and touch you or anything, literally just be friends. The Commitments is such a good film.

Of course

You & Miss Stretchy are both very welcome, if you can both put up with the Little Mermaid jammies & the giant Sully teddy...

I can put up with that if you can put up with me singing Under The Sea upon seeing said jammies

Yeeeeah I can do that

I will join in with said singing

Then I shall sing... erm... a song about monkeys!

The jungle book

Don't get me started on Disney songs. I know a frightening amount

I can distract you by stroking your hair

That would work. That would 100% work

I have skills

Are you any good with plaits?

I might be

Tease

What about little braids with threads and beads?"

...I haven't had that done to me before

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Im here early....well late, but earlier than usual. Still feeling yuk and had a post work nap

Hugs,lovely. Hope you get better soon xx

Thanks chick.

how you doing?"

Almost fully recovered it seems. I must be thehatter is calling me a tease lol xx

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Hola

Just getting ready to get into bed to watch The Commitments (there will be singing!) with ice cream & chocolate fudge brownie milkshake.

Ruby, do you just want to come and be my friend? I won't try and touch you or anything, literally just be friends. The Commitments is such a good film.

Of course

You & Miss Stretchy are both very welcome, if you can both put up with the Little Mermaid jammies & the giant Sully teddy...

I can put up with that if you can put up with me singing Under The Sea upon seeing said jammies

Yeeeeah I can do that

I will join in with said singing

Then I shall sing... erm... a song about monkeys!

The jungle book

Don't get me started on Disney songs. I know a frightening amount

I can distract you by stroking your hair

That would work. That would 100% work

I have skills

Are you any good with plaits?

I might be

Tease"

It's another of my skills x

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Im here early....well late, but earlier than usual. Still feeling yuk and had a post work nap

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hope you feel better, like my p.m. naps too

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"Im here early....well late, but earlier than usual. Still feeling yuk and had a post work nap

Hugs,lovely. Hope you get better soon xx

Thanks chick.

how you doing?

Almost fully recovered it seems. I must be thehatter is calling me a tease lol xx"

Great news. Do your worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hola

Just getting ready to get into bed to watch The Commitments (there will be singing!) with ice cream & chocolate fudge brownie milkshake.

Ruby, do you just want to come and be my friend? I won't try and touch you or anything, literally just be friends. The Commitments is such a good film.

Of course

You & Miss Stretchy are both very welcome, if you can both put up with the Little Mermaid jammies & the giant Sully teddy...

I can put up with that if you can put up with me singing Under The Sea upon seeing said jammies

Yeeeeah I can do that

I will join in with said singing

Then I shall sing... erm... a song about monkeys!

The jungle book

Don't get me started on Disney songs. I know a frightening amount

I can distract you by stroking your hair

That would work. That would 100% work

I have skills

Are you any good with plaits?

I might be

Tease

It's another of my skills x"

Mine too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing exciting watching TV snuggling with hubby in bed about to go to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello chums just popped our heads in to say youuu hulloo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello chums just popped our heads in to say youuu hulloo

Hello Pooch!

(And Taff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In bed after a long and emotional day and wishing I wasn't sleeping on my freshly tattoed side

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Nothing exciting watching TV snuggling with hubby in bed about to go to sleep"

Evening x

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Hello chums just popped our heads in to say youuu hulloo

Evening lovelies. Hope you and Pooch are well xx

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"In bed after a long and emotional day and wishing I wasn't sleeping on my freshly tattoed side "

What have you had done?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In bed after a long and emotional day and wishing I wasn't sleeping on my freshly tattoed side "

As you are down the rabbit hole you should come to my tea party.

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over a year ago

"In bed after a long and emotional day and wishing I wasn't sleeping on my freshly tattoed side

As you are down the rabbit hole you should come to my tea party."

Tea makes the world a better place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In bed after a long and emotional day and wishing I wasn't sleeping on my freshly tattoed side

What have you had done? "

A tribal eagle head with dad and dates as a tribute to my late father

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By *dirtytruckerMan
over a year ago

nr ipswich

A dam night shift here just got to Coalville now for the long wait......

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over a year ago

"In bed after a long and emotional day and wishing I wasn't sleeping on my freshly tattoed side

As you are down the rabbit hole you should come to my tea party."

I am down my rabbit hole and I swear the Cheshire cat has appeared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm awake! This is gettin quite regular you lot gettin some prettytiedup time at night!

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In bed after a long and emotional day and wishing I wasn't sleeping on my freshly tattoed side

As you are down the rabbit hole you should come to my tea party.

I am down my rabbit hole and I swear the Cheshire cat has appeared "

I've often seen a cat without a grin but never a grin without a cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all. Perving as usual!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In bed after a long and emotional day and wishing I wasn't sleeping on my freshly tattoed side

As you are down the rabbit hole you should come to my tea party.

I am down my rabbit hole and I swear the Cheshire cat has appeared

I've often seen a cat without a grin but never a grin without a cat"

I may be hallucinating as im tired

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"In bed after a long and emotional day and wishing I wasn't sleeping on my freshly tattoed side

What have you had done?

A tribal eagle head with dad and dates as a tribute to my late father "

Sounds painful but worth it

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"I'm awake! This is gettin quite regular you lot gettin some prettytiedup time at night!

xxx"

What's keeping you up?

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Evening all. Perving as usual!

Evening x

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"A dam night shift here just got to Coalville now for the long wait......"

Evening x

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over a year ago

"In bed after a long and emotional day and wishing I wasn't sleeping on my freshly tattoed side

As you are down the rabbit hole you should come to my tea party.

I am down my rabbit hole and I swear the Cheshire cat has appeared

I've often seen a cat without a grin but never a grin without a cat

I may be hallucinating as im tired "

You may be hallucinating as you're in the rabbit hole. When you wake it will all have been a dream.

I need to go to bed, I'm talking bollocks. More so than usual.

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"In bed after a long and emotional day and wishing I wasn't sleeping on my freshly tattoed side

As you are down the rabbit hole you should come to my tea party.

I am down my rabbit hole and I swear the Cheshire cat has appeared

I've often seen a cat without a grin but never a grin without a cat

I may be hallucinating as im tired

You may be hallucinating as you're in the rabbit hole. When you wake it will all have been a dream.

I need to go to bed, I'm talking bollocks. More so than usual."

Awwwww we like talking bollocks

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By *dirtytruckerMan
over a year ago

nr ipswich

Hiya wish I was perving tho haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm awake! This is gettin quite regular you lot gettin some prettytiedup time at night!

xxx

What's keeping you up? "

Listverse

I've just read about obscure Korean foods.

I feel sick now. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all. Perving as usual!

Evening x"
Evening stretchy xxx

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"I'm awake! This is gettin quite regular you lot gettin some prettytiedup time at night!

xxx

What's keeping you up?

Listverse

I've just read about obscure Korean foods.

I feel sick now. Xxx"

Ewww not good xx

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Hiya wish I was perving tho haha"

Evening

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By *dirtytruckerMan
over a year ago

nr ipswich

"Hiya wish I was perving tho haha

Evening "

Hiya so so bored sat in pallex waiting

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By *albec26Man
over a year ago

Great Yarmouth

Hi all we're perving watching 30 days of night....best vamp film anyone? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all I'm perving

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Hi all we're perving watching 30 days of night....best vamp film anyone? X"

Evening x

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Evening all I'm perving "

Evening

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Not sure why I'm here but I'm here.

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By *ouple4fun3139Couple
over a year ago

telford

I've been working. Finished at 10 then been home being lazy. Browsing profiles. Tugging now and again but trying to save for the weekend lol hard work this is. .anywho...now I'm in bed all wrapped n naked... Except for socks. Cant be having cold feet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lying in bed... Slightly fed up. In need of cheering up. Xx

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Not sure why I'm here but I'm here.

Evening lovely x

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"I've been working. Finished at 10 then been home being lazy. Browsing profiles. Tugging now and again but trying to save for the weekend lol hard work this is. .anywho...now I'm in bed all wrapped n naked... Except for socks. Cant be having cold feet lol "

Evening

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Lying in bed... Slightly fed up. In need of cheering up. Xx"

Evening

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Not sure why I'm here but I'm here.

Evening lovely x"

Good evening to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening, how's your night going? Xx

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Lying in bed... Slightly fed up. In need of cheering up. Xx"

I know loads of jokes. They will cheer you up!

When trees are feeling down do other trees photosympathise?

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"Lying in bed... Slightly fed up. In need of cheering up. Xx

I know loads of jokes. They will cheer you up!

When trees are feeling down do other trees photosympathise?

Oooo educated and gorgeous.... Nice mix!! Made me smirk xx

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Lying in bed... Slightly fed up. In need of cheering up. Xx

I know loads of jokes. They will cheer you up!

When trees are feeling down do other trees photosympathise?

Oooo educated and gorgeous.... Nice mix!! Made me smirk xx

You only smirked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lying in bed... Slightly fed up. In need of cheering up. Xx

I know loads of jokes. They will cheer you up!

When trees are feeling down do other trees photosympathise?

Oooo educated and gorgeous.... Nice mix!! Made me smirk xx

You only smirked?

Trust me it's been a shitty day.... Wanna try another? Xx

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Lying in bed... Slightly fed up. In need of cheering up. Xx

I know loads of jokes. They will cheer you up!

When trees are feeling down do other trees photosympathise?

Oooo educated and gorgeous.... Nice mix!! Made me smirk xx

You only smirked?

Trust me it's been a shitty day.... Wanna try another? Xx"

Fine...but this isn't a full time gig!

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station and ones a busty crustacean

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lying in bed... Slightly fed up. In need of cheering up. Xx

I know loads of jokes. They will cheer you up!

When trees are feeling down do other trees photosympathise?

Oooo educated and gorgeous.... Nice mix!! Made me smirk xx

You only smirked?

Trust me it's been a shitty day.... Wanna try another? Xx

Fine...but this isn't a full time gig!

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station and ones a busty crustacean

You're welcome

you got a smile..... I'll use that one xx

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By *tretchygirl and tintin OP Woman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Lying in bed... Slightly fed up. In need of cheering up. Xx

I know loads of jokes. They will cheer you up!

When trees are feeling down do other trees photosympathise?

Oooo educated and gorgeous.... Nice mix!! Made me smirk xx

You only smirked?

Trust me it's been a shitty day.... Wanna try another? Xx

Fine...but this isn't a full time gig!

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station and ones a busty crustacean

You're welcome

you got a smile..... I'll use that one xx "

Both of those made me laugh miss _educed. Excellent jokes xx

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