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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This is a shout out to all the lurkers and non participants, seriously, I can't remember the last time there was actually someone NEW chatting (well, who wasn't a single male anyway). Honestly, I reckon there's less than 20 profiles I see in the forums on a regular basis these days, where IS everybody?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people just stick to their regional forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the regulars are too intimidating for newbies to post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're all out having sex....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They're all out having sex.... "

Don't be crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant even get any regulars that I like to talk to me never mind any new Women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They're all out having sex....

Don't be crazy "

I'm just a boring intimidating regular forum contributer...nothing crazy about me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm new to the forums!

But I'm a single man

Any reason why us guys are excluded from counting? Not pullable enough?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

We were all new once.

Some people don't feel confident to put their opinions on t'interweb for all eternity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cant even get any regulars that I like to talk to me never mind any new Women "
liar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They're all out having sex.... "

Sex? What's this you speak of? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a shout out to all the lurkers and non participants, seriously, I can't remember the last time there was actually someone NEW chatting (well, who wasn't a single male anyway). Honestly, I reckon there's less than 20 profiles I see in the forums on a regular basis these days, where IS everybody?"

In a box under my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiding!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm over here!!!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'm new to the forums!

But I'm a single man

Any reason why us guys are excluded from counting? Not pullable enough? "

You're single???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm new to the forums!

But I'm a single man

Any reason why us guys are excluded from counting? Not pullable enough? "

Because the op is after new blood he can try his charms out on....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They're all out having sex....

Sex? What's this you speak of? Haha"

I seem to recall you know exactly what it is.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm relatively new here!

Maybe...

Okay so I've commented on a few things

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm relatively new here!

Maybe...

Okay so I've commented on a few things

"

Ooh hello, that's a bit more like it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cant even get any regulars that I like to talk to me never mind any new Women liar"

1 or 2 a week at the most, I don't count one line messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a shout out to all the lurkers and non participants, seriously, I can't remember the last time there was actually someone NEW chatting (well, who wasn't a single male anyway). Honestly, I reckon there's less than 20 profiles I see in the forums on a regular basis these days, where IS everybody?"

When have you seen me in the forums before lol

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I'm new to the forums!

But I'm a single man

Any reason why us guys are excluded from counting? Not pullable enough? "

I've counted you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm new to the forums!

But I'm a single man

Any reason why us guys are excluded from counting? Not pullable enough? "
what did you want pulling

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By *rightonfranceMan
over a year ago

brighton - chalais france

I'm sure you don't see me too often either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cant even get any regulars that I like to talk to me never mind any new Women liar

1 or 2 a week at the most, I don't count one line messages "
did you hear that hearts breaking all over fab haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe there isn't anything of interest that they want to join in with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But I'm a single man

You're single??? "

Well - for the purposes of the OP's comment, yup, even if not in other ways. But shhh - you'll give the game away. Now I need to distract peop...

WOAH! SQUIRREL!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opens door sticks head in rolls eyes leaves feeling like I'm not good enough in the forums

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By *elle2016Woman
over a year ago

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"I think the regulars are too intimidating for newbies to post."

Totally!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"I'm sure you don't see me too often either!"

I always think youre brighton steve on his holidays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They're all out having sex....

Don't be crazy "

There can only be one Crazy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sure you don't see me too often either!"

Have you got a brother called Steve?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any reason why us guys are excluded from counting? Not pullable enough?

I've counted you "

I *do* like a good counting. Especially when it reaches the 'coming if you're ready or not!' bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Opens door sticks head in rolls eyes leaves feeling like I'm not good enough in the forums "

Look too long, and you may never leap.

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By *layfulCouple86Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

We post occasionally but tend to get little response

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By *londie bearWoman
over a year ago

Bexley-ish

I often want to make a point, but can't be arsed as everyone who does seems to get jumped on immediately. The forum does feel like the cool kids at school, while ur sitting eating ur sandwiches in the toilet x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe there isn't anything of interest that they want to join in with."

I couldn't fault them for that either.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I'm sure you don't see me too often either!"
i havent seen you in awhile

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"But I'm a single man

You're single???

Well - for the purposes of the OP's comment, yup, even if not in other ways. But shhh - you'll give the game away. Now I need to distract peop...

WOAH! SQUIRREL! "

Your profile gives it away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They're all out having sex.... "

Apparently it's just one...

Apparently..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Opens door sticks head in rolls eyes leaves feeling like I'm not good enough in the forums "

If I'm good enough for the forums (and I barely am, lol) you definitely are. Pop you head back round the door

On a purely visual point, a Blue Towel vs You? No contest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't class myself as a forum regular.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, that may be a little my fault. I need the life energy of newbies for sustenance.

I say that like I've been around for ages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I often want to make a point, but can't be arsed as everyone who does seems to get jumped on immediately. The forum does feel like the cool kids at school, while ur sitting eating ur sandwiches in the toilet x"

Wash your hands!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cant even get any regulars that I like to talk to me never mind any new Women liar

1 or 2 a week at the most, I don't count one line messages did you hear that hearts breaking all over fab haha "

I wasn't looking to break hearts

Just get some decent messages

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"This is a shout out to all the lurkers and non participants, seriously, I can't remember the last time there was actually someone NEW chatting (well, who wasn't a single male anyway). Honestly, I reckon there's less than 20 profiles I see in the forums on a regular basis these days, where IS everybody?

In a box under my bed "

Lucky fuckers

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I'm new to the forums!

But I'm a single man

Any reason why us guys are excluded from counting? Not pullable enough? "

No it's the competition, don't worry just carry on posting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people just stick to their regional forum"

I think it probably for the best that we do. ShagMeUpTheShitterSaturday may not be as appealing to the rest of the U.K population as it is to us

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By *elle2016Woman
over a year ago

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"I often want to make a point, but can't be arsed as everyone who does seems to get jumped on immediately. The forum does feel like the cool kids at school, while ur sitting eating ur sandwiches in the toilet x"

I couldn't agree with you more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I often want to make a point, but can't be arsed as everyone who does seems to get jumped on immediately. The forum does feel like the cool kids at school, while ur sitting eating ur sandwiches in the toilet x

I couldn't agree with you more"

I wouldn't say the forums for the cool kids, it's more like the prison yard...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was waiting for my newbie period to run out so I could post, so now I can :p

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"We post occasionally but tend to get little response "

Ok Ill respond to you if the other buggers wont

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of us are ignored if we comment lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Most of us are ignored if we comment lol."

Not if I'm about your not. Hi nighber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most of us are ignored if we comment lol."

lol. I do sometimes think. Did I type in invisible ink

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Sorry, that may be a little my fault. I need the life energy of newbies for sustenance.

I say that like I've been around for ages. "

You have, in my fantasies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most of us are ignored if we comment lol.

Not if I'm about your not. Hi nighber "
hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We post occasionally but tend to get little response

Ok Ill respond to you if the other buggers wont "

Oi!

Bloody teachers pet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most of us are ignored if we comment lol.

lol. I do sometimes think. Did I type in invisible ink

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haha I'm not on my own then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like some new bums to perve on

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By *ullswapcouple30Couple
over a year ago

Valleys

Suppose we could post a bit more on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Problem I see in the forums is all the usual people seem to stick together. So you go on try to start a chat with various people and a lot of the time you just get ignored.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have the time to train newbies,,,

Can't we just get some ready made ones...

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By *rswithMrCouple
over a year ago

Crewe

Ok we are a couple of "usually lurking forumites".

Hi.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm new (ish)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry, that may be a little my fault. I need the life energy of newbies for sustenance.

I say that like I've been around for ages.

You have, in my fantasies "

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Some people just stick to their regional forum

I think it probably for the best that we do. ShagMeUpTheShitterSaturday may not be as appealing to the rest of the U.K population as it is to us "

Don't be so sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ever felt unwanted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most of us are ignored if we comment lol."

I don't think that a lot of the people who have been in the forums for a long time get this. The fact is that there is a lot of in-talk that goes on, not purposely, it is a natural thing for a group who know each other. But it can be off-putting for new posters.

When I first started posting I only kept going at first because I saw it as a challenge.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

It's probably all the sly digs and veiled comments and just unfriendly feel that are flying about that probably put people off..I post mainly just to piss people off...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"It's probably all the sly digs and veiled comments and just unfriendly feel that are flying about that probably put people off..I post mainly just to piss people off... "

Just post

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By *layfulCouple86Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire


"We post occasionally but tend to get little response

Ok Ill respond to you if the other buggers wont "

How considerate I expected it to dissappear in a wall of responses as usual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im really nice though

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Most of us are ignored if we comment lol.

Not if I'm about your not. Hi nighber hello "

Waves madly

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

I only post where I feel I have something to add or a thread that I want to start or see. I find that I go through flurries of posting and not posting.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"im really nice though "

Bollex

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Hi, I'm.new, I'm Tasha

Been here before in the old days when Ruby and Obi were ruling the forums!.

Takes a lot to offend me so give it ur best shot!!!!!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I don't have the time to train newbies,,,

Can't we just get some ready made ones... "

Train them to do what?

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By *arksidesubCouple
over a year ago

not far from you..

I'm new...ish!..(smiles)

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Hi, I'm.new, I'm Tasha

Been here before in the old days when Ruby and Obi were ruling the forums!.

Takes a lot to offend me so give it ur best shot!!!!!"

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hands round apple pie to the new neighbourhood party

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"We post occasionally but tend to get little response

Ok Ill respond to you if the other buggers wont

Oi!

Bloody teachers pet "

Nah not at all, we have these sorts of threads saying come on newbies, and then when they post all the regulars just carry on posting and chatting amongst themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, I'm.new, I'm Tasha

Been here before in the old days when Ruby and Obi were ruling the forums!.

Takes a lot to offend me so give it ur best shot!!!!!"

Nope, not gonna do that so I'll just say hello.

Hello.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

We post when we feel like it and avoid some posts or repeat subjects that get a bit heated.

Welcome to any newbies.Miss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok we are a couple of "usually lurking forumites".

Hi..... "

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most of us are ignored if we comment lol.

Not if I'm about your not. Hi nighber hello

Waves madly "
shall I stick kettle on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Problem I see in the forums is all the usual people seem to stick together. So you go on try to start a chat with various people and a lot of the time you just get ignored. "

You're a single male - you have to graft to make people give a shit, then continue grafting ever after.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Waves and says hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hands round apple pie to the new neighbourhood party"

Any tea with that pie?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'm with the OP I'd love to see some new blood, but males that don't live a zillion miles away please

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL


"Hi, I'm.new, I'm Tasha

Been here before in the old days when Ruby and Obi were ruling the forums!.

Takes a lot to offend me so give it ur best shot!!!!!

Hello "

Wow hello buxom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most of us are ignored if we comment lol.

I don't think that a lot of the people who have been in the forums for a long time get this. The fact is that there is a lot of in-talk that goes on, not purposely, it is a natural thing for a group who know each other. But it can be off-putting for new posters.

When I first started posting I only kept going at first because I saw it as a challenge. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most of us are ignored if we comment lol.

Not if I'm about your not. Hi nighber hello

Waves madly shall I stick kettle on "

Now that's the way to get my attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like some new bums to perve on "

And thighs, nice defined thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have the time to train newbies,,,

Can't we just get some ready made ones...

Train them to do what? "

Worship and adore me......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cant even get any regulars that I like to talk to me never mind any new Women "

Now that's not entirely true

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL


"Hi, I'm.new, I'm Tasha

Been here before in the old days when Ruby and Obi were ruling the forums!.

Takes a lot to offend me so give it ur best shot!!!!!

Nope, not gonna do that so I'll just say hello.

Hello."

Hi hatter X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most of us are ignored if we comment lol.

Not if I'm about your not. Hi nighber hello

Waves madly shall I stick kettle on

Now that's the way to get my attention"
tea or coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, not really new just not really seen but there is a lot of me so I'm surprised I get missed lol

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Most of us are ignored if we comment lol.

I don't think that a lot of the people who have been in the forums for a long time get this. The fact is that there is a lot of in-talk that goes on, not purposely, it is a natural thing for a group who know each other. But it can be off-putting for new posters.

When I first started posting I only kept going at first because I saw it as a challenge. "

I do get it as I remember it. I've no Tits so got ignored all the time but like you I wouldn't be beat so I say to all newbies post post post and post some more. Eventually you'll get the in house stuff and even if it looks like we are ignoring you I no for me at least that's just not true. I have no filters set so even feel free to give me a poke that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a shout out to all the lurkers and non participants, seriously, I can't remember the last time there was actually someone NEW chatting (well, who wasn't a single male anyway). Honestly, I reckon there's less than 20 profiles I see in the forums on a regular basis these days, where IS everybody?"

I try but it's like bloody tumble !

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By *layfulCouple86Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire


"We post occasionally but tend to get little response

Ok Ill respond to you if the other buggers wont

Oi!

Bloody teachers pet

Nah not at all, we have these sorts of threads saying come on newbies, and then when they post all the regulars just carry on posting and chatting amongst themselves "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im really nice though

Bollex "

I AM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think so... !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's probably all the sly digs and veiled comments and just unfriendly feel that are flying about that probably put people off..I post mainly just to piss people off... "

This. It's embarrassing how some newbies are treated on here by some regulars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We were all new once.

Some people don't feel confident to put their opinions on t'interweb for all eternity "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most of us are ignored if we comment lol.

Not if I'm about your not. Hi nighber hello

Waves madly shall I stick kettle on

Now that's the way to get my attention tea or coffee? "

Tea please, always tea. Milk and two. Thank you

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Hands round apple pie to the new neighbourhood party

Any tea with that pie?"

I have 3 apple pies. I got them in a supermarket price reductions episode on Sunday. Never done it before.

They were 5p each and in the freezer. because I can't eat apple pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm more of a lurker.

I don't post that much as there's never a serious reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, I'm.new, I'm Tasha

Been here before in the old days when Ruby and Obi were ruling the forums!.

Takes a lot to offend me so give it ur best shot!!!!!

Nope, not gonna do that so I'll just say hello.

Hello.

Hi hatter X "

Your username is that like an Amazonian Woman thing or a next day delivery type thing, because I have Amazon Prime?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Hi, I'm.new, I'm Tasha

Been here before in the old days when Ruby and Obi were ruling the forums!.

Takes a lot to offend me so give it ur best shot!!!!!

Nope, not gonna do that so I'll just say hello.

Hello.

Hi hatter X "

Sodbury being nice I'm on the pull. Well hello sexy arse

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By *rswithMrCouple
over a year ago

Crewe


"im really nice though

Bollex

I AM

"

Really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anybody remember their first attempts in the forums - i dont i just led my way in over time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm with the OP I'd love to see some new blood, but males that don't live a zillion miles away please "

I'm sure we've chatted many a time but never met.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hands round apple pie to the new neighbourhood party

Any tea with that pie?

I have 3 apple pies. I got them in a supermarket price reductions episode on Sunday. Never done it before.

They were 5p each and in the freezer. because I can't eat apple pie "

I'll be over soon. Any custard?

When I started reading that I thought you were going to ask me a maths question

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'm more of a lurker.

I don't post that much as there's never a serious reply.

"

And mine are serious come on

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

Mentioning tea and or cake always get people noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im really nice though

Bollex

I AM

Really "

yup - you will fin out one day

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

We tend to kill threads

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"anybody remember their first attempts in the forums - i dont i just led my way in over time "

I think I shamelessly drew attention to my boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mentioning tea and or cake always get people noticed "

This is true

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I post when I feel like it, I chat up who I want to, I tend not to say rude or offensive stuff.

I enjoy the forums for what they are, I don't post or not post for fear of what people might think or not being popular.

If you feel you need a reason to post or have a reason not to then a forum might not be your natural home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most of us are ignored if we comment lol.

Not if I'm about your not. Hi nighber hello

Waves madly shall I stick kettle on

Now that's the way to get my attention tea or coffee?

Tea please, always tea. Milk and two. Thank you "
Done. Enjoy it

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Hands round apple pie to the new neighbourhood party

Any tea with that pie?

I have 3 apple pies. I got them in a supermarket price reductions episode on Sunday. Never done it before.

They were 5p each and in the freezer. because I can't eat apple pie

I'll be over soon. Any custard?

When I started reading that I thought you were going to ask me a maths question"

Shall I keep them all for you? You bring the custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anybody remember their first attempts in the forums - i dont i just led my way in over time

I think I shamelessly drew attention to my boobs "

well that would work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anybody remember their first attempts in the forums - i dont i just led my way in over time "

I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*waves*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most of us are ignored if we comment lol.

Not if I'm about your not. Hi nighber hello

Waves madly shall I stick kettle on

Now that's the way to get my attention tea or coffee?

Tea please, always tea. Milk and two. Thank you Done. Enjoy it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I often want to make a point, but can't be arsed as everyone who does seems to get jumped on immediately. The forum does feel like the cool kids at school, while ur sitting eating ur sandwiches in the toilet x

I couldn't agree with you more"

We agree too , new posters get jumped on and made to feel very unwelcome .

And it's way more fun to arrange and have meets than to be in the forums .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mentioning tea and or cake always get people noticed "

Not in a good way necessarily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hands round apple pie to the new neighbourhood party

Any tea with that pie?

I have 3 apple pies. I got them in a supermarket price reductions episode on Sunday. Never done it before.

They were 5p each and in the freezer. because I can't eat apple pie

I'll be over soon. Any custard?

When I started reading that I thought you were going to ask me a maths question

Shall I keep them all for you? You bring the custard "

Oh yes please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We post occasionally but tend to get little response

Ok Ill respond to you if the other buggers wont

Oi!

Bloody teachers pet

Nah not at all, we have these sorts of threads saying come on newbies, and then when they post all the regulars just carry on posting and chatting amongst themselves "

I usually end up chatting with myself,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I often want to make a point, but can't be arsed as everyone who does seems to get jumped on immediately. The forum does feel like the cool kids at school, while ur sitting eating ur sandwiches in the toilet x

I couldn't agree with you more

We agree too , new posters get jumped on and made to feel very unwelcome .

And it's way more fun to arrange and have meets than to be in the forums .

"

Way too cliquey

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

Must admit, found it much easier on here when I posted from my single (f) profile than as a couple

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"anybody remember their first attempts in the forums - i dont i just led my way in over time "

I do yes, I felt like the new kid at school again. So just got stuck in anyway

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"anybody remember their first attempts in the forums - i dont i just led my way in over time

I think I shamelessly drew attention to my boobs

well that would work "

Yep. Then I suggested a social and it all went from there lol

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Hands round apple pie to the new neighbourhood party

Any tea with that pie?

I have 3 apple pies. I got them in a supermarket price reductions episode on Sunday. Never done it before.

They were 5p each and in the freezer. because I can't eat apple pie

I'll be over soon. Any custard?

When I started reading that I thought you were going to ask me a maths question

Shall I keep them all for you? You bring the custard

Oh yes please. "

I'll hold your hair out of the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anybody remember their first attempts in the forums - i dont i just led my way in over time

I think I shamelessly drew attention to my boobs

well that would work

Yep. Then I suggested a social and it all went from there lol "

and the rest they say is ..............history

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By *epper123Woman
over a year ago

London

I post to air my views; don't use the forums to meet ... a few threads recently have really put me off. There are some really nasty people out there, and I have a thick skin .... sort of made me realise that some of these are people I wouldn't want to be around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mentioning tea and or cake always get people noticed

Not in a good way necessarily "

Again true, you become 'The tea guy' and change your name because of an identity crisis.

I've found being a little dramatic helps sometimes

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"It's probably all the sly digs and veiled comments and just unfriendly feel that are flying about that probably put people off..I post mainly just to piss people off...

This. It's embarrassing how some newbies are treated on here by some regulars "

And regulars don't get stick come off it you really should no better. It's how the forums are get a thick skin wear your tin hat and wade in. Fuck what anyone says it's everyone's forum not just the regulars. I'll take all I give and more without batting an eye lid as everyone needs to be on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hands round apple pie to the new neighbourhood party

Any tea with that pie?

I have 3 apple pies. I got them in a supermarket price reductions episode on Sunday. Never done it before.

They were 5p each and in the freezer. because I can't eat apple pie

I'll be over soon. Any custard?

When I started reading that I thought you were going to ask me a maths question

Shall I keep them all for you? You bring the custard

Oh yes please.

I'll hold your hair out of the way "

Any excuse to touch my hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's probably all the sly digs and veiled comments and just unfriendly feel that are flying about that probably put people off..I post mainly just to piss people off...

This. It's embarrassing how some newbies are treated on here by some regulars

And regulars don't get stick come off it you really should no better. It's how the forums are get a thick skin wear your tin hat and wade in. Fuck what anyone says it's everyone's forum not just the regulars. I'll take all I give and more without batting an eye lid as everyone needs to be on here"

You were very rude to me at the weekend

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"anybody remember their first attempts in the forums - i dont i just led my way in over time

I think I shamelessly drew attention to my boobs

well that would work

Yep. Then I suggested a social and it all went from there lol

and the rest they say is ..............history "

Indeed it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I post to air my views; don't use the forums to meet ... a few threads recently have really put me off. There are some really nasty people out there, and I have a thick skin .... sort of made me realise that some of these are people I wouldn't want to be around."

yes this as well - makes an additional filter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's probably all the sly digs and veiled comments and just unfriendly feel that are flying about that probably put people off..I post mainly just to piss people off...

This. It's embarrassing how some newbies are treated on here by some regulars

And regulars don't get stick come off it you really should no better. It's how the forums are get a thick skin wear your tin hat and wade in. Fuck what anyone says it's everyone's forum not just the regulars. I'll take all I give and more without batting an eye lid as everyone needs to be on here"

Well said that man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anybody remember their first attempts in the forums - i dont i just led my way in over time "

Not really but I think I just started dropping daft comments into chats and ran off...

It garnered a response at that point- plus I had a pink (not orange, lol) towel- but now you've all wised up to me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We sometimes post in forums....but mostly just like to read them

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL


"Hi, I'm.new, I'm Tasha

Been here before in the old days when Ruby and Obi were ruling the forums!.

Takes a lot to offend me so give it ur best shot!!!!!

Nope, not gonna do that so I'll just say hello.

Hello.

Hi hatter X

Sodbury being nice I'm on the pull. Well hello sexy arse "

Well hello there fire blade

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL


"Hi, I'm.new, I'm Tasha

Been here before in the old days when Ruby and Obi were ruling the forums!.

Takes a lot to offend me so give it ur best shot!!!!!

Nope, not gonna do that so I'll just say hello.

Hello.

Hi hatter X

Your username is that like an Amazonian Woman thing or a next day delivery type thing, because I have Amazon Prime?"

Next day delivery ban can be arranged!. Lol.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"It's probably all the sly digs and veiled comments and just unfriendly feel that are flying about that probably put people off..I post mainly just to piss people off...

This. It's embarrassing how some newbies are treated on here by some regulars

And regulars don't get stick come off it you really should no better. It's how the forums are get a thick skin wear your tin hat and wade in. Fuck what anyone says it's everyone's forum not just the regulars. I'll take all I give and more without batting an eye lid as everyone needs to be on here

You were very rude to me at the weekend "

Remind me I've no idea now what I said so I obviously really ment it

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'll hold your hair out of the way

Any excuse to touch my hair."

Correct

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Hi, I'm.new, I'm Tasha

Been here before in the old days when Ruby and Obi were ruling the forums!.

Takes a lot to offend me so give it ur best shot!!!!!

Nope, not gonna do that so I'll just say hello.

Hello.

Hi hatter X

Sodbury being nice I'm on the pull. Well hello sexy arse

Well hello there fire blade "

Giggleswick like a schoolie hi sweet xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive seen quite a lot of new faces since i came back. The more the merrier. As for the regulars being awful to newbies. That may be a select few bit not the majority.

Most are lovely. Welcome newbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, I'm.new, I'm Tasha

Been here before in the old days when Ruby and Obi were ruling the forums!.

Takes a lot to offend me so give it ur best shot!!!!!

Nope, not gonna do that so I'll just say hello.

Hello.

Hi hatter X

Your username is that like an Amazonian Woman thing or a next day delivery type thing, because I have Amazon Prime?

Next day delivery ban can be arranged!. Lol."

If only you were Amazon local

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By *ilk_TrayMan
over a year ago

South

Haven't posted in a long time so I'm newish

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

My first ever thread was can you find love on Fab lol back in 2010

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

LOL

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I'm more of a lurker.

I don't post that much as there's never a serious reply.

"

Ohh hellllooooo

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Hi, I'm new, please be kind to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haven't posted in a long time so I'm newish "

Hello stranger....*waves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, I'm new, please be kind to me "

Nice tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive seen quite a lot of new faces since i came back. The more the merrier. As for the regulars being awful to newbies. That may be a select few bit not the majority.

Most are lovely. Welcome newbs "

I'm not horrible to newbies....I'm horrible to everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to confuse people, I like to post on both my single and couples profiles so they never know who is talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, I'm new, please be kind to me

Nice tits "

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"It's probably all the sly digs and veiled comments and just unfriendly feel that are flying about that probably put people off..I post mainly just to piss people off...

This. It's embarrassing how some newbies are treated on here by some regulars

And regulars don't get stick come off it you really should no better. It's how the forums are get a thick skin wear your tin hat and wade in. Fuck what anyone says it's everyone's forum not just the regulars. I'll take all I give and more without batting an eye lid as everyone needs to be on here

You were very rude to me at the weekend

Remind me I've no idea now what I said so I obviously really ment it"

I tell you what I've a better idea mail me in private I'll help you and any other newbie I can just to prove how nasty I really am

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Hi, I'm new, please be kind to me

Nice tits "

Are you reclaiming my cliché?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's probably all the sly digs and veiled comments and just unfriendly feel that are flying about that probably put people off..I post mainly just to piss people off...

This. It's embarrassing how some newbies are treated on here by some regulars "

I cringe at some comments, especially when they're edging towards the *that's not how we usually do it in the forums * type scenarios....

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Hi, I'm new, please be kind to me "

We are always kind to you

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Sorry, that may be a little my fault. I need the life energy of newbies for sustenance.

I say that like I've been around for ages. "

Succubus!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, I'm new, please be kind to me

Nice tits

Are you reclaiming my cliché? "

No, I just really like your tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, I'm new, please be kind to me "

yeah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You know, these people who supposedly make the forum an unpleasant place for newcomers by getting on their case so often, how about admin actually allows name and shaming in this case, to bring these people out into the open?

Sure, there'll be fighting and bickering as a result, but as this issue is raised time and TIME AGAIN, how about, you know, actually DOING something about an issue which is clearly fucking up the site, as opposed to just whining about it?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

You still need a hat, young man

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I like to confuse people, I like to post on both my single and couples profiles so they never know who is talking "

We all no sweet we just don't want to say

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By *ilthyjackcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

I'm fairly new to this forum

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By *ilk_TrayMan
over a year ago

South


"Haven't posted in a long time so I'm newish

Hello stranger....*waves "

Hello sweetcheeks *hugs*

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"This is a shout out to all the lurkers and non participants, seriously, I can't remember the last time there was actually someone NEW chatting (well, who wasn't a single male anyway). Honestly, I reckon there's less than 20 profiles I see in the forums on a regular basis these days, where IS everybody?

I try but it's like bloody tumble !"

I consider it to be similar to sending messages most are missed or read and get no response and a few get a response...

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


""Hi, I'm new, please be kind to me

Nice tits

Are you reclaiming my cliché? "

No, I just really like your tits"

You forgot the 'luv', it's nice tits luv.

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