FabSwingers.com forum: "Wow your profile sounds amazing!"

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My profile that states that I'm not meeting or interested in talking to anyone new?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No way, I thought guys only sent that message to me? Are they sending it to everyone?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine just directs you to my veris they speak for me but I get the same message as you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But it's amazing OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No way, I thought guys only sent that message to me? Are they sending it to everyone?!

I thought they only sent it to me! The swines.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta love a trier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol, copy and paste.

i don't get why guys would think we're impressed by wow, stunning,hot blah blah blah...omg you are not the only one using these terms.

call us minging, shit, boring. etc. you will stand out.

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

"My profile that states that I'm not meeting or interested in talking to anyone new?

Fancy a ... oh nevermind

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

This is the point - people *don't* read profiles.

You could put up War & Peace, you could put up NOT MEETING, I reckon you could put up "time on my hands after a Third World gut parasite"

And you'd still get the same responses.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Mine just explains the current charts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol, copy and paste.

i don't get why guys would think we're impressed by wow, stunning,hot blah blah blah...omg you are not the only one using these terms.

call us minging, shit, boring. etc. you will stand out.

Fancy a fuck mrs minging? I hear you're a shit fuck so here's you're chance to prove them wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine just explains the current charts

Just looked ...yes it does

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is the point - people *don't* read profiles.

You could put up War & Peace, you could put up NOT MEETING, I reckon you could put up "time on my hands after a Third World gut parasite"

And you'd still get the same responses. "

ACTUALLY, when I said that I was only meeting people who'd let me cut them up and bathe in their blood, I did get less messages.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"This is the point - people *don't* read profiles.

You could put up War & Peace, you could put up NOT MEETING, I reckon you could put up "time on my hands after a Third World gut parasite"

And you'd still get the same responses.

ACTUALLY, when I said that I was only meeting people who'd let me cut them up and bathe in their blood, I did get less messages.

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I think your profile is fantastic, so horny how you suck that lolly.

I sent you 16 PM's just to make 100% sure you not meeting, just in case.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Mine just explains the current charts

Just looked ...yes it does

You mean we had been talking and you've not read it. Hang your head in shame woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No way, I thought guys only sent that message to me? Are they sending it to everyone?!

I thought they only sent it to me! The swines.

You thought you were special?

It makes me giggle when they are 300 miles away, too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And when you point out they haven't read it they swear they have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna put "still recovering from Ebola" for a bit and see what responses I get?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is the point - people *don't* read profiles.

You could put up War & Peace, you could put up NOT MEETING, I reckon you could put up "time on my hands after a Third World gut parasite"

And you'd still get the same responses.

ACTUALLY, when I said that I was only meeting people who'd let me cut them up and bathe in their blood, I did get less messages.

LOL"

Do you think I'm kidding?

Really??

Reeeeeally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had half a dozen like that just lately. Even saying how hot I am ( well I know that) all they can see is chained hands

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No way, I thought guys only sent that message to me? Are they sending it to everyone?!

I thought they only sent it to me! The swines.

You thought you were special?

It makes me giggle when they are 300 miles away, too."

I'm a very special snowflake, thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol, copy and paste.

i don't get why guys would think we're impressed by wow, stunning,hot blah blah blah...omg you are not the only one using these terms.

call us minging, shit, boring. etc. you will stand out.

Fancy a fuck mrs minging? I hear you're a shit fuck so here's you're chance to prove them wrong.

see. now i know you didn't c&p that and it makes you look more intelligent and actually interested in me.

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By *llywalesWoman
over a year ago

I love your profile. ...want to meet for fun ??? Yeah right.... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you don't want to meet up for buttsex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had half a dozen like that just lately. Even saying how hot I am ( well I know that) all they can see is chained hands

Sexy hands thou, almost as good as sexy feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had half a dozen like that just lately. Even saying how hot I am ( well I know that) all they can see is chained hands

Yes but you live in the "land of make believe" so maybe they are using their imagination?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine its rubbish need help with English

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some men copy and paste to all women online. They don't even look at your profile unless you reply.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So you don't want to meet up for buttsex

Depends what I can put in your butt

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm gonna put "still recovering from Ebola" for a bit and see what responses I get?"

Make it some kind of sexual nasty and explain how they're knob will drop off if they come near. Oh please do that please and then tell us the replys I triple dog dare ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My profile IS pretty good though - if people choose to read it (no big deal if they just want to look at the pretty pictures!) - it's designed to give people a giggle as an antidote to all the 'I'm so far up my own arse I can't get out!' Profiles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So you don't want to meet up for buttsex

Depends what I can put in your butt

How long's your tongue

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So you don't want to meet up for buttsex

Depends what I can put in your butt

How long's your tongue

What do I measure it against?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"So you don't want to meet up for buttsex

Depends what I can put in your butt

How long's your tongue

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So you don't want to meet up for buttsex

Depends what I can put in your butt

How long's your tongue

What do I measure it against?"

You know he's going to say his cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So you don't want to meet up for buttsex

Depends what I can put in your butt

How long's your tongue

What do I measure it against?"

From the outer edge of the top lip.

None of this measuring from your neck shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None of this measuring from your neck shit!"

How does one manage to contract this 'neck shit'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None of this measuring from your neck shit!

How does one manage to contract this 'neck shit'?"

Camping out in a deck chair drinking beer in the rain if my current suffering is anything to go by

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So you don't want to meet up for buttsex

Depends what I can put in your butt

How long's your tongue

What do I measure it against?

From the outer edge of the top lip.

None of this measuring from your neck shit!"

Can't I just ram a glass dildo in your arse instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So you don't want to meet up for buttsex

Depends what I can put in your butt

How long's your tongue

What do I measure it against?

From the outer edge of the top lip.

None of this measuring from your neck shit!

Can't I just ram a glass dildo in your arse instead?"

Only if you warm it up first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So you don't want to meet up for buttsex

Depends what I can put in your butt

How long's your tongue

What do I measure it against?

From the outer edge of the top lip.

None of this measuring from your neck shit!

Can't I just ram a glass dildo in your arse instead?

Only if you warm it up first.

Deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol, copy and paste.

i don't get why guys would think we're impressed by wow, stunning,hot blah blah blah...omg you are not the only one using these terms.

call us minging, shit, boring. etc. you will stand out.

Noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol, copy and paste.

i don't get why guys would think we're impressed by wow, stunning,hot blah blah blah...omg you are not the only one using these terms.

call us minging, shit, boring. etc. you will stand out.

Fancy a fuck mrs minging? I hear you're a shit fuck so here's you're chance to prove them wrong.

see. now i know you didn't c&p that and it makes you look more intelligent and actually interested in me.

You know I'll only ever make sweet delicious icecream with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had half a dozen like that just lately. Even saying how hot I am ( well I know that) all they can see is chained hands

Yes but you live in the "land of make believe" so maybe they are using their imagination? "

I am thinking of moving though. It's getting a bit dull here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol, copy and paste.

i don't get why guys would think we're impressed by wow, stunning,hot blah blah blah...omg you are not the only one using these terms.

call us minging, shit, boring. etc. you will stand out.

Fancy a fuck mrs minging? I hear you're a shit fuck so here's you're chance to prove them wrong.

see. now i know you didn't c&p that and it makes you look more intelligent and actually interested in me.

You know I'll only ever make sweet delicious icecream with you

i like ice cream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had half a dozen like that just lately. Even saying how hot I am ( well I know that) all they can see is chained hands

Yes but you live in the "land of make believe" so maybe they are using their imagination?

I am thinking of moving though. It's getting a bit dull here "

I've never been a fan of dance routines either.

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

"My profile that states that I'm not meeting or interested in talking to anyone new?

I've had this around 30 times over the last week when mine says I'm not meeting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of curiosity why not just turn on the message filters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Save us the lazzie bit of your lolly just before it falls of the stick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Out of curiosity why not just turn on the message filters"

Because it's fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol, copy and paste.

i don't get why guys would think we're impressed by wow, stunning,hot blah blah blah...omg you are not the only one using these terms.

call us minging, shit, boring. etc. you will stand out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah I love that old chestnut ha ha !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Out of curiosity why not just turn on the message filters"

Guess!!

No need for filters just delete everything off the 'looking for' list.

It seems so obvious..........

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"My profile that states that I'm not meeting or interested in talking to anyone new?

Same here and had the same message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah i got loads more of those when i wasnt meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Out of curiosity why not just turn on the message filters

Guess!!

No need for filters just delete everything off the 'looking for' list.

It seems so obvious..........

But then what to moan about?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you think your profile is shit op

Why not just take it as a compliment?

And no, I don't send out messages like that but don't see the harm in giving a compliment to someone even if you will never meet them or have no intention to do so.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So you think your profile is shit op

Why not just take it as a compliment?

And no, I don't send out messages like that but don't see the harm in giving a compliment to someone even if you will never meet them or have no intention to do so."

I think my profile's fine & dandy thanks

My point being, when someone messages me telling me how great my profile is and asking for a meet, when it literally says that I'm not meeting and I'm not particularly interested in talking to anyone new... see my point yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So you think your profile is shit op

Why not just take it as a compliment?

And no, I don't send out messages like that but don't see the harm in giving a compliment to someone even if you will never meet them or have no intention to do so.

I think my profile's fine & dandy thanks

Thank you for the clarification, your original post wasn't overly clear on that point.

Maybe you should add 'lacks communication skills' to your profile. That will put people off

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

i always ask why its amazing ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a profile once that literally had a heading that said "ducks" and profile text that said "quack" and got the same messages day in day out about how well written and "amazing" it was. They couldn't all have been being sarcastic....

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