FabSwingers.com forum: Women - Would you have sex with me

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi, Its been a while since I've had sex with a woman and would really like to. Women, if you would hypothetically have sex with me, could you let me know. Id like ways to improve myself and my profile to attract more women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, Its been a while since I've had sex with a woman and would really like to. Women, if you would hypothetically have sex with me, could you let me know. Id like ways to improve myself and my profile to attract more women

No, now go away lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No, now go away lol"

Harsh, I just want advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No... but you can't really change your age or height

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry op, you're too short and too young for me.

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

No .... you're younger than my son, but even if you weren't your profile. despite stating you're bi, seems geared towards other men - there's nothing in the text to appeal to women.

Ms G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't enjoy hypothetical sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP these threads rarely go well.

Good luck and have fun Knitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, now go away lol

Harsh, I just want advice"

May I draw your attention to the LOL, its called a sense of humour! My advice to you is find one and use it then you might stand a chance

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*sniggers*

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

What have you been having sex with in the meantime?

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By *ilthyjackcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

Nope. I'd rather feed you than fuck you.

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By *orset manMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

he sounds awful and desperate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/05/16 14:10:09]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe remove the weird picture of you bent over playing with yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More to the point why are you asking if women want to have sex with you but your profile is all about you meeting men.. I think you are a little confused and might want to go and rethink your life...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now his profile is private someone can't take a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww, you rough rowdy lot. You've scared the poor nipper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh dear..lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you lot are just horrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right, what's going on in here, does someone need a good spanking for upsetting the OP?!

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

I was going to give the OP an honest review of his profile and try to give him advise. Can't do that when he is in hiding. Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, no profile to view.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Got me wondering what answers I'd get hmm mm should I or shouldn't I can I take the rejection

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Right, what's going on in here, does someone need a good spanking for upsetting the OP?!

God yesssssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I not surprised he has hidden his profile, poor boy, just want to know if women want to have sex with him that's all,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got me wondering what answers I'd get hmm mm should I or shouldn't I can I take the rejection

I dare you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't even said anything and he's hiding from me as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right, what's going on in here, does someone need a good spanking for upsetting the OP?!

I didn't upset him but I need a good spanking

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

This is likely to end badly.

So as the op isn't visible ...

Any ladies want sex with me

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By *llywalesWoman
over a year ago

No, now go away lol

Harsh, I just want advice"

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Got me wondering what answers I'd get hmm mm should I or shouldn't I can I take the rejection

I dare you

Tell you what just for a buzz you mail me the the text I'll post it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every woman on fab seems to have cracking arse

Is it just me? Am i going crazy?

I need to go and lie down

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By *llywalesWoman
over a year ago

Hidden profile. ... so can't comment?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Got me wondering what answers I'd get hmm mm should I or shouldn't I can I take the rejection

I dare you

Tell you what just for a buzz you mail me the the text I'll post it

Shit think I'm going to regret this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every woman on fab seems to have cracking arse

Is it just me? Am i going crazy?

I need to go and lie down"

I thought all women had a crack in there ass or you would have ass cheeks it would be just "cheek"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like other gents in this thread (and as the OP, is off licking wounds) and in an attempt to distract the "tongue in cheek" comments to the OP....

..Ladies (and select couples) would you have sex with ME..?

((Good test of just how thick my skin is this))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every woman on fab seems to have cracking arse

Is it just me? Am i going crazy?

I need to go and lie down

I thought all women had a crack in there ass or you would have ass cheeks it would be just "cheek"

I think im going through some sort of stage,i blame my age

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Like other gents in this thread (and as the OP, is off licking wounds) and in an attempt to distract the "tongue in cheek" comments to the OP....

..Ladies (and select couples) would you have sex with ME..?

((Good test of just how thick my skin is this))"

There has to be a game here somewhere if somebody has the balls to post it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like other gents in this thread (and as the OP, is off licking wounds) and in an attempt to distract the "tongue in cheek" comments to the OP....

..Ladies (and select couples) would you have sex with ME..?

((Good test of just how thick my skin is this))

There has to be a game here somewhere if somebody has the balls to post it

Who can take the most rejection before UNLOS? That would be a harsh game...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh new game. Would you have sex with me. Don't all jump at once

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Like other gents in this thread (and as the OP, is off licking wounds) and in an attempt to distract the "tongue in cheek" comments to the OP....

..Ladies (and select couples) would you have sex with ME..?

((Good test of just how thick my skin is this))

There has to be a game here somewhere if somebody has the balls to post it

Who can take the most rejection before UNLOS? That would be a harsh game...

Like I said balls of steel. You game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like other gents in this thread (and as the OP, is off licking wounds) and in an attempt to distract the "tongue in cheek" comments to the OP....

..Ladies (and select couples) would you have sex with ME..?

((Good test of just how thick my skin is this))"

You saw how the last one went

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like other gents in this thread (and as the OP, is off licking wounds) and in an attempt to distract the "tongue in cheek" comments to the OP....

..Ladies (and select couples) would you have sex with ME..?

((Good test of just how thick my skin is this))"

I don't believe it

Not only do you rip the poor OP to bits now you nick his post to, shame on the lot of you, your all going to hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like other gents in this thread (and as the OP, is off licking wounds) and in an attempt to distract the "tongue in cheek" comments to the OP....

..Ladies (and select couples) would you have sex with ME..?

((Good test of just how thick my skin is this))

There has to be a game here somewhere if somebody has the balls to post it

Who can take the most rejection before UNLOS? That would be a harsh game...

Like I said balls of steel. You game

What's the worst that can happen? I've got my "most hated on the forums" badge; I could go for "freak of the week"

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Ooh new game. Would you have sex with me. Don't all jump at once "

I was thinking more along the lines of somebody else writes a thread you have to post. But hey what ever floats ya boat I'm not far from Blackpool

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Like other gents in this thread (and as the OP, is off licking wounds) and in an attempt to distract the "tongue in cheek" comments to the OP....

..Ladies (and select couples) would you have sex with ME..?

((Good test of just how thick my skin is this))

I don't believe it

Not only do you rip the poor OP to bits now you nick his post to, shame on the lot of you, your all going to hell

I fucking hope so because I've a bone to pick with that horny fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got me wondering what answers I'd get hmm mm should I or shouldn't I can I take the rejection

I dare you

Tell you what just for a buzz you mail me the the text I'll post it

Shit think I'm going to regret this

Lol. If you word it yourself you can limit the pain..... Perhaps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like other gents in this thread (and as the OP, is off licking wounds) and in an attempt to distract the "tongue in cheek" comments to the OP....

..Ladies (and select couples) would you have sex with ME..?

((Good test of just how thick my skin is this))"

Hypothetically yes

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Got me wondering what answers I'd get hmm mm should I or shouldn't I can I take the rejection

I dare you

Tell you what just for a buzz you mail me the the text I'll post it

Shit think I'm going to regret this

Lol. If you word it yourself you can limit the pain..... Perhaps.

That's the idea no pain no gain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like other gents in this thread (and as the OP, is off licking wounds) and in an attempt to distract the "tongue in cheek" comments to the OP....

..Ladies (and select couples) would you have sex with ME..?

((Good test of just how thick my skin is this))

Hypothetically yes

+1 hypothetical

((Mr fireblade; your move))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like other gents in this thread (and as the OP, is off licking wounds) and in an attempt to distract the "tongue in cheek" comments to the OP....

..Ladies (and select couples) would you have sex with ME..?

((Good test of just how thick my skin is this))

I don't believe it

Not only do you rip the poor OP to bits now you nick his post to, shame on the lot of you, your all going to hell

I fucking hope so because I've a bone to pick with that horny fucker

lol you maybe to bad for him lol

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Like other gents in this thread (and as the OP, is off licking wounds) and in an attempt to distract the "tongue in cheek" comments to the OP....

..Ladies (and select couples) would you have sex with ME..?

((Good test of just how thick my skin is this))

Hypothetically yes

+1 hypothetical

((Mr fireblade; your move))

Trying to think how to word a thread for it to make it a game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat healthy, work out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess the ladies on Fab don't like Hot British Cock

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

What's hypothetical

. It sounds very kinky. Xxxx Suzi

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Ooh new game. Would you have sex with me. Don't all jump at once

I was thinking more along the lines of somebody else writes a thread you have to post. But hey what ever floats ya boat I'm not far from Blackpool

So instead of the random status shuffle you have a random thread or post shuffle ..

. Good idea nladey ..you first see what carnage you get into.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's hypothetical

. It sounds very kinky. Xxxx Suzi

It's bareback anal sex using deep heat for lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess the ladies on Fab don't like Hot British Cock

They don't like old British cock either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's hypothetical

. It sounds very kinky. Xxxx Suzi

It's bareback anal sex using deep heat for lube

Doesn't everyone use deep heat for lube?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

youve gone into hiding so you shall remain a mystery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont worry op. Ive been told no thanks because of my height but met them in a club and it was like ill make a exception for you. My reply was no thanks your to tall for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess the ladies on Fab don't like Hot British Cock

They don't like old British cock either

or in my case Weeeeeee British Cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's hypothetical

. It sounds very kinky. Xxxx Suzi

It's bareback anal sex using deep heat for lube

Doesn't everyone use deep heat for lube?

Obviously but bare back the guy fucking gets the thrill of it on his bellend as well as just on his balls

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"What's hypothetical

. It sounds very kinky. Xxxx Suzi

It's bareback anal sex using deep heat for lube

Oh right..... so whilst concentrating from the stinging of the deep heat, you can slide a cock in pain free. .... kinky xxxxx Suzi

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

I hope no-one is being mean in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like other gents in this thread (and as the OP, is off licking wounds) and in an attempt to distract the "tongue in cheek" comments to the OP....

..Ladies (and select couples) would you have sex with ME..?

((Good test of just how thick my skin is this))

I don't believe it

Not only do you rip the poor OP to bits now you nick his post to, shame on the lot of you, your all going to hell

No they aren't.

I've popped out on the bike and the door's locked

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Like other gents in this thread (and as the OP, is off licking wounds) and in an attempt to distract the "tongue in cheek" comments to the OP....

..Ladies (and select couples) would you have sex with ME..?

((Good test of just how thick my skin is this))"

Select couples !!!!! What does that mean

As a couple we select the man, if we want an xtra man, so in answer.... no thanks, sorry xxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like other gents in this thread (and as the OP, is off licking wounds) and in an attempt to distract the "tongue in cheek" comments to the OP....

..Ladies (and select couples) would you have sex with ME..?

((Good test of just how thick my skin is this))

Select couples !!!!! What does that mean

As a couple we select the man, if we want an xtra man, so in answer.... no thanks, sorry xxxxx Suzi

Fair enough.. hope that man gets a choice too

+1 Hypothetical

+1 Define "No"

((Ego at 97%))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's hypothetical

. It sounds very kinky. Xxxx Suzi

It's bareback anal sex using deep heat for lube

Oh right..... so whilst concentrating from the stinging of the deep heat, you can slide a cock in pain free. .... kinky xxxxx Suzi

It really intensifies the orgasm

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

You need skin like a rhinos for the forums OP.

But it's never a good question for a man to ask on here.

I'd buy you a cup of tea

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

You need skin like a rhinos for the forums OP.

But it's never a good question for a man to ask on here.

I'd buy you a cup of tea

Would you buy me one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh new game. Would you have sex with me. Don't all jump at once

I was thinking more along the lines of somebody else writes a thread you have to post. But hey what ever floats ya boat I'm not far from Blackpool

So instead of the random status shuffle you have a random thread or post shuffle ..

. Good idea nladey ..you first see what carnage you get into.

Hahah quietly sneaks out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your profile is a lot better than many on here

Good luck, I hope you find what you're looking for xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hypothetical was because you are too far away in Leeds. And you asked if we'd be hypothetical ! So yeah. Why not

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots

Get off of fab and find yourself a nice girlfriend.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get off of fab and find yourself a nice girlfriend......."

Why?

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