FabSwingers.com forum: Quotes..and sayings..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The older the moon the brighter it shines

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

As my mum would say:

"The Africans will go round the Sun to get to the Moon."

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

As my little old lady friend would say:

"It's colder than a witch's tit."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

None so queer as folk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother used to say

that's the kettle calling the pot black

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As my little old lady friend would say:

"It's colder than a witch's tit.""
great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite quote is the one attributed to Abraham Lincoln where he said,,,,,

"Don't believe everything you see on the internet" .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have not failed.

I just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

-Thomas Edison

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

as my mates dad used to say

"only ducks play out int rain "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You got as much chance of that as hitting the moon with a coconut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 I am finding very apt for fab at the mo are

don't shit wear you eat

no good dead goes unpunished

you cant help those who wont help themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It won't get better if you don't leave it alone..."

More seriously: "If you have a library and a garden you have everything you need." Cicero

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." Oscar Wilde (I think)

"If I hadn't seen such riches I could live with being poor." James

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tuppence short of a shilling.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us."

~ Charles Bukowski

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To be or not to be ,that is the question.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You would laugh as a cats ass on fire

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By *asonnosaMMan
over a year ago

Grantham

sic.parvis.magna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't come running to me if you break your leg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Follow your inner moonlight, don't hide the madness.

- Allen Ginsberg

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't come running to me if you break your leg."
ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Banana short of a bunch

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

My mother in laws favourite was... I'd fan you for a ha'penny

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Look after your broom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would sooner have a bottle in front o me than a frontal labotomy

~fiveplay

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My mother in laws favourite was... I'd fan you for a ha'penny "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All that glitters is not gold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mum my nose is running....(mum)well don't expect me to run after it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look after your broom "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Look after your broom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Whatever

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It takes one to know one.

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By *ir jizalotMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

There is only you! Can do what it is you do, the way you do it!

Well done the yous

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By *ilthyjackcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

Well, I go t'foot of our stairs

What's fer yer'll not go by yer.

If I don't see you through the week, I'll see you through the window

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By *rincesscaracoupleCouple
over a year ago

Saltburn

Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise, terror, sabotage, assassination. This is the war of the future.

Adolf Hitler

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

It wasn't me. - Bart Simpson

Try, fail, try again, fail better. - Sam Beckett

It's like the old lady who pissed in the sea. - My nanna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can only pee with the cock you have son...my auld grandpa

He'd be great on the length v girth debate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life begins at the end of ypur comfort zone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its better to Have lost in love than never loved before.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

“A towel, [The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy] says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.”

? Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The only way to get the best of an argument,is to avoid it.

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple
over a year ago

Andover

Whilst in the middle of the gym session and in a mild state of endorphin furled euphorea a young pup in the gym says "I wish I had arms like you"

To which I replied through drifted teeth:

"You don't get you wish for lad, you get what you work for"

I still cringe at what a cock he must have thought I was!!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

“She wasn’t doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.”

~ J. D. Salinger, “A Girl I Knew”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Middle age is when your age starts to show around the middle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"“She wasn’t doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.”

~ J. D. Salinger, “A Girl I Knew”"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Yet each man kills the thing he loves

By each let this be heard.

Some do it with a bitter look,

Some with a flattering word.

The coward does it with a kiss,

The brave man with the sword."

~ Oscar Wilde, The Ballad of Reading Gaol

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